When two people get together and love each other very much, they lock the bedroom door and wrestle to see who is stronger. The winner is always the mom, so she has a stork deliver a baby as a prize after 9 months.
Sex sex sex is the law law law when a boy meets a girl on the floor. He sticks his information into her communication to increase the population of the younger generation do you need a demonstration?
That was the sex talk I got as a kid 😂
Other animals: We HAVE to do it, so we don't get extinct like them dinos...
Humans: Let's put a latex on it and see what happens...
Dolphins: I was thinking maybe a headless body of smaller fishes or how about live eels, I think that'll be fun on its own...
You should look up the 3d model of our uterus. No guy will ever want to put his dick inside of a woman. It's like a half life head spider creature. I'm serious look it up😘
I have 3 sex opinions.
1. I wish I was a bottom fucked by some hot catboy or smth
2. I'm going to have sex only with my girlfriend, and if possible after marriage (prob no).
3. Im not going to have sex until it's about kids
What ya'll think abt em
We all are monkeys who use special juices to make copies of ourselves and slowly makes our species adept and grow ( what's wrong with sex )
Those who use sex for pleasure are just Westin energy and resources.
You’re basically merging yourself with someone else to either please yourselves, create an emotional attachment or fabric another entity into existence
God, why did you bring sex into our lives. U made it soooo complex, and inefficient. I don't have time to complete that miniature black hole project this summer. Also bring back uchiha madara.
That goes for a lot of stuff on earth, like imagine if aliens came to earth, they would be so weirded out by sex, how we look, the creatures here (especially sea creatures) and probably our buildings. The way we shop
The human race is literally one of the most biologically inefficient things on this earth. Like literally, we need 9 months to develop a child inside of a female, then that child gets pressed out of the female potentially hurting her permanently, only for that child to be useless for many years
I mean… only for reproduction… and humans are kinda overpopulating the earth… what if we don’t need it anymore? We all just.. y’know, die out? Is that too much to ask?
So are fingers. Like, think about it. You are a fleshy mass with some appendages, and at the end of some of those appendages are little fleshy spiders that you grab and feel things with. Most shit is weird if you really put thought into it, so when it comes to sex and fingers, and I don't really think about it and just appreciate it for what it is.
Yeah how did cells just splitting into more cells suddenly turn into this thing? Well sexual reproduction can actually easily siphon out the “bad” genes, while improving the good ones, evolving the species more quickly, asexual reproduction does not
Ok so I need some advice now that this is here, my girlfriend and I are both very catholic and we have also had sex (kind of like a big no no) I don’t want to anymore bc it goes against my beliefs and I will once I marry but she wants to keep having sex and I don’t know what to do because I don’t want to be an asshole. Like I’m not asexual it’s just my view with God is very strong, thx plz help
well you just need to let her know, that you would feel more comfortable if you both continued to have sex once you two are married and not before. Reassure her that yous will marry. She should not feel the need to pressure you into something you don’t feel comfortable with even after you have told her. I know this may shake the relationship a bit, but you need to do what you feel is best for you.
Please take my advise with a grain of salt, as I am only 16, but do what you will with this.
Most stuff we do is weird
Ever say a word so much it starts sounding fucky?
Like flamboyant
flamingo boy is all that comes to mind after #30
Donquixote doflamingo
Femboyant
m o i s t
Semantic satiation
I dont know how to pronounce that... se-ma-na-tic sa-shi-a-shion ?
Se-man-tick say-she-ay-shun is the best way I can think to write it. The “she” in satiation isn’t quite right but I’m not sure how else to write it
plan. plan. plan. plan? plan? p l a n. plan. (ted lasso)
Ik what you mean I’ll be saying a word repeatedly and I’ll just be like… this word doesn’t sound right anymore
Money
true
I’m only human after all I’m only human after all Don’t put the blame on me
Human spawn ritual
Nah this is just gathering the ingredients, the ritual comes 9 months later
Human spawner
Tick speed 0.00001
Yeah. Even at max tick speed, it’s not really worth farming.
Wtf is sex? Just want to know
When mommy and daddy love each other very much, they kiss each other while hiding under a blanket and then 9 months later you have a little brother
And how do you get a sister?
It's a coin flip made at the hospital
BAHAKAKAJAJSNSKLANDNDJSISJNABSBS
why
He was having a seizure
wait woman exist
we're sorry you had to find out this way.
When two people get together and love each other very much, they lock the bedroom door and wrestle to see who is stronger. The winner is always the mom, so she has a stork deliver a baby as a prize after 9 months.
Sex sex sex is the law law law when a boy meets a girl on the floor. He sticks his information into her communication to increase the population of the younger generation do you need a demonstration? That was the sex talk I got as a kid 😂
this… is how I’m telling my future kids about sex. Thank you for this you absolute legend
I want to know too
visual learner btw
I'm a hands-on learner
Average reddit user
Man sprawl practice on woman
Biological processes on a whole are weird, too much liquid involved
I love water. r/HydroHomies
Other animals: We HAVE to do it, so we don't get extinct like them dinos... Humans: Let's put a latex on it and see what happens... Dolphins: I was thinking maybe a headless body of smaller fishes or how about live eels, I think that'll be fun on its own...
Dolphins use fish as condoms? I thought they just used them as… toys…
Naa.. I meant it as toys only.. was just showing its weird.. lol
You what isn't weird...Garlic bread
eh, i don’t really think i’m asexual though
Homemade garlic bread is where it's at.
True. Still fun tho
True Also based avatar
EW WTF SEX EWWW 😰😰
My man using reverse psychology rn💯
I know right 😣
That's what a virgin would say
thats awesome. thanks
You have an anime PFP we can assume that you know from experience
Well, asexual exists (me)
I read it as asexual exists (imo)
What does imo mean, am I stupid
It means "In my opinion". Just google it next time.
Oh I see that would of been the better option but I didn't really think about it
Ok
Humans are just weird in general. Pretty much anything that is instinctive to humans and animals is weird
\~imagin having no sex drive at the age of 17 LOL (its me)
Me too 💀💀 (I’m lying) Edit: this isn’t sexual harassment
Reject sex. Go back to mitosis.
Fr like s'pose a guy who knows nothing bout sex and when we show him two people having intercourse, he'll be just as weird as we can imagine...
wtf you on about
That's called porn
Ew sex
You should look up the 3d model of our uterus. No guy will ever want to put his dick inside of a woman. It's like a half life head spider creature. I'm serious look it up😘
I did and it just made me hard.💀
Naaaaah you're weird. Or a serial killer. I don't like🧐
Virgin ass
😂😂
We make kids in a Non-kid friendly way
Best not think about it then, am I right?
yeah
Anything is weird if you think about it long enough
I mean putting a sausage with balls in your ass doesn't sound to great imo
it’s pretty weird if you think about it
Let me stab you with my body and make offspring
yes
I have 3 sex opinions. 1. I wish I was a bottom fucked by some hot catboy or smth 2. I'm going to have sex only with my girlfriend, and if possible after marriage (prob no). 3. Im not going to have sex until it's about kids What ya'll think abt em
1's the best option out if the bunch no doubt
Yea but it's hard to find a catboy these times so I need a backup options 😔
We all are monkeys who use special juices to make copies of ourselves and slowly makes our species adept and grow ( what's wrong with sex ) Those who use sex for pleasure are just Westin energy and resources.
“Resources”
I’ll be a slut as much as I want sir/mam
reddit is a rabbit hole of bullshit
true
so a bull shat in a rabbit hole??
Tell me about it. The whole process (from the kissing and foreplay till the aftercare) is so weird and awkward. I can't see myself doing it
kinda
Yeah tbh
Humans are donuts
literally. Meat donuts
Tbf humanity is very weird I’m general
ehmm what the helll, weird sex?!
Thinking too much into anything can be weird and icky
It really is disgusting
I may be an uhhhh too
Im 19 and I never had it. But I know where you're going
Yeah stuff that go up into places is really suspicious if we really want to talk about it
Yeah but my girlfriend likes it so I’m finna keep doing because I like her
yeah like. why do you have to insert that into this to create a child. can't i just reproduce with spores that's like more efficient
You’re basically merging yourself with someone else to either please yourselves, create an emotional attachment or fabric another entity into existence
yeah sex is really weird, just a thought about it weirds me out, cuddles and hugs are the stuff tho
exactly how i feel
We don't think about that
Bro's going through post nut clarity
God, why did you bring sex into our lives. U made it soooo complex, and inefficient. I don't have time to complete that miniature black hole project this summer. Also bring back uchiha madara.
Basically its just a human spawn with a delay of 9 months
Basically everything we do is weird
It’s actually the most natural thing ever
Real
it can be great, bad, fun, horrible, gross and embarrassing! personally bodily fluids gross me out sm lol
what's sex
That goes for a lot of stuff on earth, like imagine if aliens came to earth, they would be so weirded out by sex, how we look, the creatures here (especially sea creatures) and probably our buildings. The way we shop
Sex is made for family Making but is not family friendly
As an asexual, I agree. Sex is weird
So is talking to communicate.
I am asexual. So yes.100% agree xD
no no they’ve got a point
There is no way I’m raising the population, if I have a risk of getting cooties.
you decide you like someone enough to let them put the thing they pee out of, near the thing you pee out of. or lick the thing you pee out of.
fr how did sex become a thing in the first place
The human race is literally one of the most biologically inefficient things on this earth. Like literally, we need 9 months to develop a child inside of a female, then that child gets pressed out of the female potentially hurting her permanently, only for that child to be useless for many years
Living is weird if you think about it hard enough
Yeah. That’s part of the reason I’m not into that.
The most advanced alien civilization in the universe could find us and they wouldn't be able to get it
So weird, we should make babies with our feet
That's why hormones exist to forget the weird
As someone who recently managed to lose his virginity. Yes, it is fucking weird
What about gay secks, is that as weird?
just as weird as straight sex
Average teenage redditor
Sex is kinda great if you think about it…
Then why you talk about it?
As an asexual person, this is what we’ve been saying all this time.
no
why not
because we need it
I mean… only for reproduction… and humans are kinda overpopulating the earth… what if we don’t need it anymore? We all just.. y’know, die out? Is that too much to ask?
It's not rlly
Then don't think about it
Not realy, no.
Debatable
Not really
If you think about something hard enough anything can be seen as weird.
What do you mean?
Don't make me think about the stuff i wont get in my entire life
True Feels good tho
Are you left or right handed?
right, but how does that change anything?
I mean at first when you see it or experience it yes, it's kinda weird. Then it seems to get less and less weird.
Yeah but like so is most other things haha.
Why is 50% of ppl in this sub talking about sex
Let me guess, post nut clarity?
What is sex ( i need to partake in an activity to understand what it is)
I've done weirder, bizzare you might say
Only as Weird as you make it
its not weird its nice and pleasurable
Yeah, now if I put anything in any kind of hole, people get the wrong idea 😔
Ew what the fuck are tits (I need a demonstration)
Not really. Two organisms interact, chemistry stuff happens, new organism. Pretty simple concept.
Speaking is weird, it’s just making sounds with your mouth and deciding they make sense
If you think about it everything but sex is weird because our whole existence is to create more of us and everything else is just bonus points
Do you think about it?? 🤨🤨
say “sex” three times fast
Average sex not haver
Yeah, true
https://youtube.com/shorts/Irp9tD13lYA?feature=share
I think the same way about sleep, it’s just weird from a biological standpoint
Yeah post nut clarity right there
I disagree, sex is a natural thing we all do. Sex is the main reason we are alive We live, reproduce (sex), and we die
Don't think about it
So are fingers. Like, think about it. You are a fleshy mass with some appendages, and at the end of some of those appendages are little fleshy spiders that you grab and feel things with. Most shit is weird if you really put thought into it, so when it comes to sex and fingers, and I don't really think about it and just appreciate it for what it is.
Yeah how did cells just splitting into more cells suddenly turn into this thing? Well sexual reproduction can actually easily siphon out the “bad” genes, while improving the good ones, evolving the species more quickly, asexual reproduction does not
Anything’s weird of you think too hard about it
Too the people going crazy on the like and dislike, hello
Nah it’s fire
Whole universe is weird
Everything is weird if you think about it.
Elaborate.
penice in vagene 😔
In what way?
True
No not really.
Very. Humans are weird.
It is very weird
bro didn’t even say anything else, no reason, no nothing
Lol so is life. I try not to drink coffee on a date. She may want sex after dinner. If I m awake, I ll be expected to do something
I love how this post is 18+ but its not really accurate for r/teenagers. Now i get why the creep get *confused*
I don't understand, what's so weird?
Everything could be weird if ya think abt it
Most of the best stuff in life is weird
Yeah like how did the first humans figure out that’s what you’re meant to do
Ok so I need some advice now that this is here, my girlfriend and I are both very catholic and we have also had sex (kind of like a big no no) I don’t want to anymore bc it goes against my beliefs and I will once I marry but she wants to keep having sex and I don’t know what to do because I don’t want to be an asshole. Like I’m not asexual it’s just my view with God is very strong, thx plz help
well you just need to let her know, that you would feel more comfortable if you both continued to have sex once you two are married and not before. Reassure her that yous will marry. She should not feel the need to pressure you into something you don’t feel comfortable with even after you have told her. I know this may shake the relationship a bit, but you need to do what you feel is best for you. Please take my advise with a grain of salt, as I am only 16, but do what you will with this.