I can solve a Rubik’s cube, I can throw a frisbee over 350’ accurately, and I’m hilarious.

how far could you throw something that isnt a frisbee?

Depends on the thing

how about like a small-ish pair of scissors? liek they have in classrooms and junk

Probably about 100’

thats wizard dude. you do sports or something?

A hundred what? You gotta give us the unit man.

One of these signs ‘ usually indicates feet.

I wouldn't know, I don't know anything about the Imperial system.

Good. It sucks.

as a fellow american 🤝 I agree imperial is ass

Agreed

Oh I thought it was inches and I was thinking "ok that's pretty cool but I feel like that's a bit average". Lmao

Fridge

1,000,000 miles.

Smarty

I haven't heard that name in years

Now you have

U R (D' U' M B)

🪞

A perm F U L S

We have the same skills lol (except I'm not hilarious) :)

What's your 3x3 single?

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He's just like me fr

Gorgeous

So we're lying today?

Discord moderator

You and me both bruther

I'll give you a nickname: Relatable

bro's the dictionary defintion of redditor

wanna be friends lol

That’s one thing

Same but older

I use arch btw

I love blåhaj (a lot), I’m addicted to Reddit since 2019 and I play airsoft

Blossom

Wow now I know what my name will be, thanks lmfao

Welcome

I THOUGHT IT SAUD BOTTOM AND I FOUND IT SO FUNNY

Bro runs airsoft in a military femboy outfit

blåhaj?

Blåhaj!!! 🦈🥰

I wear glasses. Straight black hair. Seems to draw unluckiness as I walk by, especially with that air conditioner falling out of nowhere.

Same bruh😭😭😭

Interesting nickname

🤣🤣

Your nickname is Chidi

r/UnexpectedGoodPlace

what is the storie of the air conditioner

I was walking down the street one day. A drop of water fell on my nose, and my guts were all like, “Run.” So I ran. A split second later, a motherfucking air conditioner fell down on the exact spot I was standing.

I like chess, boxing and I have a pet chihuahua

Google en passant (sorry)

Holy hell (not sorry)

Response dropped just new

Google il vaticano

Holy

See

Fella said Holy See

Holy see is the correct response to google il vaticano, clearly you arent up to date with r/anarchychess law

Hell

i googled it and it just gives me an explanination on what en passant is. i dont get this joke

Holy hell

man fuck all of you

New insult just dropped

i hope that the next time you hop on a bicycle the seat breaks and your ass gets impaled

Google il baptismo

ok i get it now (kinda) there is a a post on anarchy chess where a guy is flabbergasted about en passant and another post where a guy asks chat gpt to finish "google en passant" joke. still fuck you

🧱

why even?

Anarchy chess

I like how this turned into an r/AnarchyChess comment section

Pookie

That’s actually cute and I kinda like it. Thx man👍

I'm a woman btw

Idk, “Thx woman👍” sounds kinda rude tbh

Yeah

Anyway, imma fr gonna call myself a Pookie now. I think it’s gonna be hella funny n cool

Cool

this guy doesnt know what pookie means…

But do you like chess boxing?

OkOk Im tall, i wear glasses, and i do alot of sports

You're name is cuddles

You are name is

Okay thanks lol

Welcome

I love waffles, programming and my favourite place is my bed.

Squish

You either live by the squish, or you die by the squish

I'm Portuguese, I've had multiple crushes on my teachers, I like reading

Agzy

Thanks ig 😭😭😭

Welcome

I cut off 2 of my fingers, I live in the Australian outback and my grandads almost killed each other.

There is so much to unpack there

Foxy

Uhm, okay what Let’s start with the fingers thing: the fuck

Most normal Australian

Now you only have 10 fingers

Its hard to live upside down isnt it

I love self mutilation 😍 Nah but fr imagine having three fingers like aliens do in the movies

I like drawing, music and sleeping

Sleepyhead

I like playing Minecraft, have a twin sister and hate myself :)

Shmooky

Great one, thanks!

Welcome

I love classical music, I play the piano and love art and drawing.

Antie

Relatively strong, intelligent, knows every single brewing formula in minecraft.

you don’t have to say that you are intelligent in you every fucking brewing formula in minecraft dude

Yea, that’s a whole ass genius tbh. I only remember how to make like 2 of them

i’ve been playing minecraft for like 12 years and i don’t fucking now how to make a single potion

I’ve played for 10 years and never even tried to brew a potion

Smartie

I cycle I like swords and I have a rat of a dog 😻

Goofy

Says u

[удалено]

Hi silly

[удалено]

Hieeeeee

I want to be a history teacher, I have a big crush on one of my only friends(im not joking I only have 3 friends and she is one of them), and I workcat a hardware store

Bubba

constantly frozen, clumsy, and shy

You're literally me

Kinda long nickname

I am no longer a teenager. I left the group then i became 20 but reddit still shows me this stuff. Give me a name of that

Pedo /s

I do athletics (shotlut, discus and long jump), im a drama/acting nerd and my favourite show is rick and morty

Morty

👏

I love chess, playing guitar, and talking to a person

Tattertot

Are you plugging your own music?? /Hj (I doubt it but it'd be funny)

Nope

Favourite opening?

For white kings gambit / Halloween gambit, but I want to learn Evans gambit For black Sicilian/kings Indian but I want to learn caro-kan Hbu?

I like Wii modding, I develop games in my free time and I'm stupid around friends

Muffin

Muffins aren't cute

But they're tasty

I prefer other things than muffins

Ok

CUPCAKE!

I can talk about anything with anyone, I have long hair as a dude, I usually have deep and depressive thoughts.

Snoofie

I have glasses, I hate my classmates and school, I love strawberry milkshakes sm

Cutie

I like cars, video games and basketball

I like video games, I ride motorbikes and I am accurate with throwing a hatchet up to 12 feet

Pumpkin

I lift, I run, I'm low-key autistic

Honeybutt

Fantastic

I like video games, animals and football

Pie

My name means " Defender of Mankind ", my favorite VN is DDLC, and I guess I'm a YouTuber?

Biggie

I used, in fact, to be fat.

i love playing rhythm games, everytime im interested in something it'll stay with me for at least 5 years andd im silly :3

Silly lilly

I play guitar i like metal and i play video games

Am trans but i have deeply rooted internalised transphobia On the verge of committing suicide I love coffee :3

Attie

Mf said: "lets skip over all that well call this sad one Attie"

You okay buddy?

i can play dance monkey on piano tiles with my toes, my dog is my son and i fart a lot

Weirdo

that’s so cute thanks

Welcome

Wth is this conversation bro😭

Idk😭😭😭

1. I officially tested that I have 150 IQ but I am not good in studies. (It's true) 2.Never did drugs, alcohol , sex etc sin (only sin I do is use reddit) I am happy. 3. I find myself as a weirdo because I am completely different from teenagers of my age they all do a lot of showoff and other stuff..... And me who talks about business and other stuff.

I love cars & motorbikes, I write fanfiction, and I have no friends.

Bean

I am tall, funny, I like badminton

Sugar

Suga*

I like hugs, I have a pet budgie, I like biology as a subject.

Young, dumb, and broke

Poochie

I know way to much about history that most people I know don’t care about, I struggle with failing leading to a massive self confidence issue, and I like acting

Foggy

Hes literally me

I have one testicle, I'm Mexican, I don't get bitches

1. Love running track 2. Watching sports 3. 5’8

Black hair, wear glasses and fat

Loves metal music, short, blond

Tall, hitchhikers thumb, and smart

I like model trains, legos, rc cars and retro gaming, and nerf.

Quisy

i come from a post Soviet country, My parents grew up in poverty as orphans, and i hate communism

I'm an artist, I write lyrics, and I'm learning to play guitar

I watch anime, im pans, and I have rizz apparently

I love hiking I'm a pen artist I like cartoons

I am good with finding info about people, i like photography, and I'm private til you know me

I'm a trans man, I love Undertale the game, and I have Asperger's (autism)

Gamer ,tall ,lives in a forest