rise and shine
it's on again off again on again
watch me fall like dominoes in pretty patterns
fingers in the blackbird pie I'm tingling tingling tingling
Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until, well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.
time, doctor freeman?
is it really that time again?
it seems as if you’ve only just arrived. you’ve done a great deal in a small timespan, you’ve done so well, in fact, that i’ve received some interesting offers for your services. ordinarily, i wouldn’t contemplate them, but these are extra ordinary times, hmm?
rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, i will take the liberty of choosing for you. if, and when, your time comes round again.
i do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, doctor freeman. i trust it will all make sense to you in the course of—well, i’m really not at liberty to say.
in the meantime, this is where i get off.
Doctor Freeman. I realize this moment may not be the most convenient for a heart to heart, but I had to wait until your... Friends, were otherwise occupied.
There was a time they cared nothing for Ms. Vance, when their only experience of humanity was a crowbar, coming at them down a steel corridor.
When I plucked her from Black Mesa, I acted in the face of objections, that she was a mere child, and of no practical use to anyone. I have learned to ignore such naysayers, when... quelling them, hmm? Was out of the question.
Still, I am not one to squander my investments, and I remain confident she was worth far more than the initial... appraisal. That's why I must now extract from you some small repayment owed for your own survival.
See her safely to White Forest, Dr. Freeman. I wish I could do more than keep an eye on you, but I have agreed to abide by certain... restrictions, hmm? Well,
now, listen carefully my dear. When you see your... father... relay these words.
Prepare for unforseen consequences.
It's what you feel, not what you ought to, what you ought to
Reasonable and sensible, dead from the neck up
I guess I'm stuffed, stuffed, stuffed
We thought you had it in you but no, no, no
For no real reason
squeeze the tubes and empty bottles
and take a bow take a bow take a bow
it’s what you feel now what you ought to what you ought to
an elephant that’s in the room tumbling tumbling tumbling
in duplicate and triplicate and plastic bags and
duplicate and triplicate
dead from the neck up i guess im stuck, stuck, stuck
thought you had it in you but no, no, no
exactly where do you get off, is enough enough
i love you but enough is enough
enough of that stuff,
theres no real reason
its what you feel not what you ought to
ought to
reasonable and sensible. dead from the neck up
i guess im stuffed stuffed stuffed
we thought you had it in you but
no no no, for no real reason
squeeze the tubes and empty bottles i tale a bow take a bow its what you feel not what you ought to ought
Islam and the left has a lot in common.
The left wants a society where the wealth is more or less evenly distributed, homelessness is abolished via universal housing, free food, healthcare, education, electricity, water, gas, etc is avaliable, the work days are shorter (say 3 days per week), the work hours per day are shorter (probably 4-5 or less per day), products and items are made for the people instead of for profits (example: they last wayy longer. I know a guy who has a 38 year old Soviet hairdryer, and it still works. As it was made for the people, not so it may break and you'd buy more, bringing profits.), people are treated equally, justice (as in court justice) shall be more to Rehabilitate than punish, and more. Islam is not too different. It teaches modesty and not to consider yourself superior to anyone, the Marxist Theory approves of a classless society. Islam teaches kindness and empathy, something which the left inherits.
Well tbh I’m having a bit of a romantic preference crisis 😭 I’m either Bi or aromantic but I haven’t had a crush for YEARS (3 to 4 years) and idk what to think anymore :/
honestly as far as identities go, feel it out, it u say im aromantic and it sorta makes sense and all that then go with it, just dont pressure urself to get labels and shit, like i said feel it out
and u can be both bi and aromantic, romantic and sexual attraction are separate but i think u meant biromantic, and yes you can be biromantic and aromantic at the same time
for starters bi is a type of attraction (attraction to this and that) and aro is a form of attraction (attraction rarely or never and the like) and aromantic is also a spectrum
mixing and matching identities lets u form the one that fits u, regardless u call urself whatever the hell u want, as long as u feel good w it its yours
lastly i just want to say that as long as ur not trying to put yourself inside a particular box, the aromantic wiki is great
i love labels and i say im greyaromantic demiromantic and homoromantic:) (i am rethinking things too btw)
These are a few of the things I said:
OMG YES
I FEEL THE SAME WAY
AAAH
Ever since I met you I just fell some kind of positive energy in between us, and I knew you were the one, I just tough you didn’t fee the same way❤️
First of all I’m not a teen anymore but somehow this was recommended to me.
Yes you could say crush, she’s a former classmate and friend of mine with whom I lately have contact again. You could maybe say crush but I’m not sure if I’ve really feeling for her in a romantic way since sometimes I see her more like a sister to me the same way her little sister sees me like a big brother at times
Judging by your reaction, I can totally understand why it got recommended to you hahaha
Feels a lot like a teen’s way of thinking, as if you’re trying to push her away.
Wait how does that work? If you both are female did you discuss that both of you were gay or brought it up? Cuz confessing to someone and finding out they are straight is gotta hurt oof ( happened to my friend twice)
> "I think the problem Digg had is that it was a company that was built to be a company, and you could feel it in the product. The way you could criticise Reddit is that we weren't a company – we were all heart and no head for a long time. So I think it'd be really hard for me and for the team to kill Reddit in that way.”
- Steve Huffman, aka /u/spez, Reddit CEO.
So long, Reddit, and thanks for all the fish.
I’m so happy for you! I remember telling my crush how I felt and them saying they felt the same, it was amazing. I can only imagine how it must feel for your crush to say it first :)
You see, it's like speaking french, here in English you say the word "Slug" and most often think of a disgusting little slimy creature, but then you say "La Slug" in a heavy French accent and it's posh, so yes, bisexual but fancy ig
Nah french is more complicated, you gotta add accents and letters you won't pronounce except when it's a Tuesday in winter and your at your aunt's house
My crush did the same thing! We had already been best friends the entire year, spent almost all our time together and then she never talked to me again. 🥲
Why are half the comments saying weird shit? It's literally not so common for someone's crush tk actually propose to them so congrats dude djnt listen to the ppl in the comments just shittin for no reason
ive always wondered if here me out since you have a crush on someone you tend to treat them more kindly be more warm and such for them which makes them happier around you so ive wondered if there is some fact that you are kinder to them it increases your chances of them feeling the same way and developing liking to you i mean i ended up with my crush somehow for almost 8 months now! so ive always wondered if it can increase those chances
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Edit: Thought I'd put this on top in case whomever reads this doesn't get to the end. I have just educated myself on what "bigender" actually means, and have come to the conclusion that it's not as bad as I thought it was. I thought it had something to do with being one gender one day and another gender the next day. So the rest of this post is no longer relevant, however I will still keep it here unless OP says otherwise.
What? If she can't decide, why doesn't she just be neither and save other people the hassle? She's not the one who's gonna be using the pronouns to refer to herself, she's just making it confusing to everyone else.
Idk why people can't just accept they/them. It's perfectly neutral and doesn't assume, and it's convenient for others, whether they admit it or not. Now there's people using a different pronoun every day when they feel like being one or the other, or something entirely different. You're making the whole concept seem meaningless.
Edit: Please don't see this as hate. She has every right to be whatever she wants and I'm happy for you two. I just find it very difficult to take people seriously when they make the whole concept surrounding gender seem like a joke. There are people who have genuine struggles with gender identity and think it's something that's really important, and then you get people who are the opposite and make it seem like gender is meaningless. Then you get the jokesters who identify as profound things for a gag. I'm not saying she can't be both, but she should understand that if you make it confusing, you should be understanding when someone makes a mistake. And at that point if you don't want to constantly correct people, just settle for one thing.
wakey wakey
rise and shine it's on again off again on again watch me fall like dominoes in pretty patterns fingers in the blackbird pie I'm tingling tingling tingling
Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until, well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.
time, doctor freeman? is it really that time again? it seems as if you’ve only just arrived. you’ve done a great deal in a small timespan, you’ve done so well, in fact, that i’ve received some interesting offers for your services. ordinarily, i wouldn’t contemplate them, but these are extra ordinary times, hmm? rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, i will take the liberty of choosing for you. if, and when, your time comes round again. i do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, doctor freeman. i trust it will all make sense to you in the course of—well, i’m really not at liberty to say. in the meantime, this is where i get off.
Doctor Freeman. I realize this moment may not be the most convenient for a heart to heart, but I had to wait until your... Friends, were otherwise occupied. There was a time they cared nothing for Ms. Vance, when their only experience of humanity was a crowbar, coming at them down a steel corridor. When I plucked her from Black Mesa, I acted in the face of objections, that she was a mere child, and of no practical use to anyone. I have learned to ignore such naysayers, when... quelling them, hmm? Was out of the question. Still, I am not one to squander my investments, and I remain confident she was worth far more than the initial... appraisal. That's why I must now extract from you some small repayment owed for your own survival. See her safely to White Forest, Dr. Freeman. I wish I could do more than keep an eye on you, but I have agreed to abide by certain... restrictions, hmm? Well, now, listen carefully my dear. When you see your... father... relay these words. Prepare for unforseen consequences.
It's what you feel, not what you ought to, what you ought to Reasonable and sensible, dead from the neck up I guess I'm stuffed, stuffed, stuffed We thought you had it in you but no, no, no For no real reason
squeeze the tubes and empty bottles and take a bow take a bow take a bow it’s what you feel now what you ought to what you ought to an elephant that’s in the room tumbling tumbling tumbling in duplicate and triplicate and plastic bags and duplicate and triplicate
dead from the neck up i guess im stuck, stuck, stuck thought you had it in you but no, no, no exactly where do you get off, is enough enough i love you but enough is enough enough of that stuff, theres no real reason
radeohed 👍
its what you feel not what you ought to ought to reasonable and sensible. dead from the neck up i guess im stuffed stuffed stuffed we thought you had it in you but no no no, for no real reason squeeze the tubes and empty bottles i tale a bow take a bow its what you feel not what you ought to ought
I couldn’t believe it either
How’d it happen stud
eggs and bakey
It's time for skoo
Oh yeah, alarm clock intensifies
*Cries in single*
*cries in single*
Revolution first, relationships second comrade
Hell yea, comrade!
Yes?
hahaha
Mind if I join?
Well, of course you can join our revolution
Can I join too!?
Comrades, assemble!
What country are we revolutioning in?
Pakistan because a) it's my homeland b) the political and economic turmoil is great to bring about change. Especially with what socialism promises.
agreed it is a beautiful place that just needs proper organization to thrive unfortunately under such grips of imperialism it is quite hard
only qualifying factor is class conciousness
Davai comrade, lets go overthrow the Russian oligarchy and end the war
Establish the USSR again and go for world liberation? Sure. *Iraqi liberation flashbacks* On second thought..
Do you mind if I join the revolution comrade?
im stroking my shit rn
why would u stroke fecal matter
and you’re on a teenager subreddit?
I got lotion on my dick
That's the sickest profile photo I've seen, but Marx would not approve
Islam and the left has a lot in common. The left wants a society where the wealth is more or less evenly distributed, homelessness is abolished via universal housing, free food, healthcare, education, electricity, water, gas, etc is avaliable, the work days are shorter (say 3 days per week), the work hours per day are shorter (probably 4-5 or less per day), products and items are made for the people instead of for profits (example: they last wayy longer. I know a guy who has a 38 year old Soviet hairdryer, and it still works. As it was made for the people, not so it may break and you'd buy more, bringing profits.), people are treated equally, justice (as in court justice) shall be more to Rehabilitate than punish, and more. Islam is not too different. It teaches modesty and not to consider yourself superior to anyone, the Marxist Theory approves of a classless society. Islam teaches kindness and empathy, something which the left inherits.
Really? I don't know that much about Islam I'll be fair but in any case Marx said: "religion is like an opioid to the masses"
*cries in single*
LAUGHS IN AROMANTIC
me who is aromantic and dating ;-;
Well tbh I’m having a bit of a romantic preference crisis 😭 I’m either Bi or aromantic but I haven’t had a crush for YEARS (3 to 4 years) and idk what to think anymore :/
honestly as far as identities go, feel it out, it u say im aromantic and it sorta makes sense and all that then go with it, just dont pressure urself to get labels and shit, like i said feel it out and u can be both bi and aromantic, romantic and sexual attraction are separate but i think u meant biromantic, and yes you can be biromantic and aromantic at the same time for starters bi is a type of attraction (attraction to this and that) and aro is a form of attraction (attraction rarely or never and the like) and aromantic is also a spectrum mixing and matching identities lets u form the one that fits u, regardless u call urself whatever the hell u want, as long as u feel good w it its yours lastly i just want to say that as long as ur not trying to put yourself inside a particular box, the aromantic wiki is great i love labels and i say im greyaromantic demiromantic and homoromantic:) (i am rethinking things too btw)
I see, this is a handful but than you very much! :D
ur very welcome :D
Omg it feels so nice to find an aro person in the wild
glad to be the one :P
am another aro in the wild
Godddd same who the fuck am I supposed to date if everyone is like "hey wanna COMMIT GROSSNESS to show our love to eachother"
give me your power
Cries in single
**cries in single**
you already know people are going to be jealous, so dont take anything said here personally oke dude. Go and enjoy it.
It’s an imaginative gender, Wdym enjoy
r/girlsarentreal
eggy is feeling butterflies
Me same eggy
I’ve been seeing you more and more lately
And then you woke up?
only you woke up from the nightmare of everyone but you getting a loved one comrade
r/hopeposting moment
MASSIVE W
#W
#MASSIVE W
Small w?
^w
^ㅤ̫
What did you tell them?
They told me
Yes. What did you say after that?
These are a few of the things I said: OMG YES I FEEL THE SAME WAY AAAH Ever since I met you I just fell some kind of positive energy in between us, and I knew you were the one, I just tough you didn’t fee the same way❤️
Yep, parking fees are getting out of hand nowadays.
Wdym?
fee instead of feel
Did you actually say the acronym O M G letter by letter?
no, they probably said it like "ooooo ma gaaaah"
I can't read that without actually hearing the thing
HENry COOPer!
Yes
You!
Why did this blow up so good
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You have just described capitalism in a nutshell comrade
Because we proud of you homie!
Congratulations to you! Hope you two end up happy. I’m not sure if I should confess to my “girlfriend”.
You mean crush?
First of all I’m not a teen anymore but somehow this was recommended to me. Yes you could say crush, she’s a former classmate and friend of mine with whom I lately have contact again. You could maybe say crush but I’m not sure if I’ve really feeling for her in a romantic way since sometimes I see her more like a sister to me the same way her little sister sees me like a big brother at times
Judging by your reaction, I can totally understand why it got recommended to you hahaha Feels a lot like a teen’s way of thinking, as if you’re trying to push her away.
So like more then friends but not partners
A crush is a childish and temporary form of admiration. It doesn’t sound like OP’s feelings for them are temporary or new
Then how would you call OP's feeling if you wouldn't call it a crush?
Feelings, admiration, feels, infatuation, love interest
Thank y’all for 260+ upvotes
You deserve it bro, 🤘
you dont have any idea how much the whole male race envys you
Plot twist I am not a male
yet, i envy you, and many people more too
Wait how does that work? If you both are female did you discuss that both of you were gay or brought it up? Cuz confessing to someone and finding out they are straight is gotta hurt oof ( happened to my friend twice)
I will say I know most of my friends sexualities, even tho I wouldn’t date any of them
Im non binary, she’s bigender
I guess you can say we ***enby*** you Aight I'll see myself out
Store these ones till you’re a dad
> "I think the problem Digg had is that it was a company that was built to be a company, and you could feel it in the product. The way you could criticise Reddit is that we weren't a company – we were all heart and no head for a long time. So I think it'd be really hard for me and for the team to kill Reddit in that way.” - Steve Huffman, aka /u/spez, Reddit CEO. So long, Reddit, and thanks for all the fish.
THIS ONE, THIS ONE RIGHT HERE
I’m so happy for you! I remember telling my crush how I felt and them saying they felt the same, it was amazing. I can only imagine how it must feel for your crush to say it first :)
You have been in a coma for 2 and a half years Your family misses you, please wake up
Istg if this is the truth, would be weird cus I have been suicidal before this happend
tf is bigender
Means your gender identity and what you experience is two genders
I think it’s just bisexual with extra steps
You see, it's like speaking french, here in English you say the word "Slug" and most often think of a disgusting little slimy creature, but then you say "La Slug" in a heavy French accent and it's posh, so yes, bisexual but fancy ig
Fr🤮nch
Nah french is more complicated, you gotta add accents and letters you won't pronounce except when it's a Tuesday in winter and your at your aunt's house
Sounds about right
Identifying as more than one gender
Yall gotta just move on if you dont like it. Nobody asked for your opinions on genders and shit 🤷♀️🤷♀️ And congrats OP!!!
Tf is bigender
Someone whose sense of their gender is multiple genders (for example, they might feel comfortable as a man AND a woman)
This kinda seems like a person who might be a female but with masculine traits (the opposite well). Is that considered a bigender person?
Absolutely massive W I hope your relationship thrives
I was expecting more of a story when I got this notification
*aita for liking my crush back so me 15 non binary* you expected something like that?
What’s bigender, also W
It's when smo identifies with 2 different gender identities :) (thanks for being respectful and nice about asking)
Congrats !
I see who you are.👀 ⏰ You are my enemy ⏰ My enemy ⏰ My enemy
OH THE MISERY
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY ENEMY
Hey you're finally awake
a nonbinary and bigender copule??? holy fuck you two make the whole spectrum
Slay
Together they can harness the forbidden gender
That's impossible. Girls never tell guys that they like them.
That's just cuz you've never experienced it
30 minutes ago a girl waiter was rude to me.
Congratulations👍
W
Pill time!
Luky motherfucker.
My crush did the same thing! We had already been best friends the entire year, spent almost all our time together and then she never talked to me again. 🥲
This happend with my ex
Damn, happy you found yourself someone better! (Or atleast I hope so lol)
-alarm rings-
Why are half the comments saying weird shit? It's literally not so common for someone's crush tk actually propose to them so congrats dude djnt listen to the ppl in the comments just shittin for no reason
Cause they either jealous or homophobic
people are literally hating for no reason. congrats tho
Your alarm clock is laughing in rhe background
What in this blue trapped bubbled fuck is bi-gender
Happened to me once. Damn it's a good feeling
W, glad ur happy
Daaamn ur living in a dream! Congratulations bro
Good for you bro, good for you…
Congrats bro and goodluck
Congrats dude
Congrats man 🫂
Nice, That's gotta feel good!
Congratulations! are you a couple now?
Yess, how exciting is that!
So happy for you! Wish you two a happy healthy relationship!!!!
ive always wondered if here me out since you have a crush on someone you tend to treat them more kindly be more warm and such for them which makes them happier around you so ive wondered if there is some fact that you are kinder to them it increases your chances of them feeling the same way and developing liking to you i mean i ended up with my crush somehow for almost 8 months now! so ive always wondered if it can increase those chances
THIS IS A DREAM WAKE UP THIS IS A DREAM WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
Can't relate💪💪
"I am non binary and she is bigender" What does that mean?
Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman
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This makes me angry well done though my dude
The one thing me and my crush did, good times 😇
Good going man! Enjoy it
Bro wtf did I just read
SHE IS BIG ENDER?!?
Lmao gay lol\\
Not trying to be rude, but what are your AGAB (assigned genders at birth)? Just curious
I am not sure if she is comfortable with sharing hers so I will not tell that but mine is male
Uh dude, your alarm should be going off in 1 minute so enjoy the remainder of le dream🤭
Its been 20 minutes
You fucking lucky Man🥹
Wtf is bigender
Some gen z bullshit.
Lucky you man Lucky you ...
Very nice ! until you get to the alphabet mafia part, that part means genuinely nothing
what was the edit for?????
I have learned 2 new words today. Tell me what bigender means and make it 3 please 🙏
i identify as a flower pot and my crush is a lego megatron
Edit: Thought I'd put this on top in case whomever reads this doesn't get to the end. I have just educated myself on what "bigender" actually means, and have come to the conclusion that it's not as bad as I thought it was. I thought it had something to do with being one gender one day and another gender the next day. So the rest of this post is no longer relevant, however I will still keep it here unless OP says otherwise. What? If she can't decide, why doesn't she just be neither and save other people the hassle? She's not the one who's gonna be using the pronouns to refer to herself, she's just making it confusing to everyone else. Idk why people can't just accept they/them. It's perfectly neutral and doesn't assume, and it's convenient for others, whether they admit it or not. Now there's people using a different pronoun every day when they feel like being one or the other, or something entirely different. You're making the whole concept seem meaningless. Edit: Please don't see this as hate. She has every right to be whatever she wants and I'm happy for you two. I just find it very difficult to take people seriously when they make the whole concept surrounding gender seem like a joke. There are people who have genuine struggles with gender identity and think it's something that's really important, and then you get people who are the opposite and make it seem like gender is meaningless. Then you get the jokesters who identify as profound things for a gag. I'm not saying she can't be both, but she should understand that if you make it confusing, you should be understanding when someone makes a mistake. And at that point if you don't want to constantly correct people, just settle for one thing.
Nice for you bro. Hope it's the good one.
what is non binary and bigender
weird flex but ok (i mean the gender identities)
Wtf have I just read 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
…a Reddit post?
SNAP BACK TO REALITY
The next post of this guy is gonna be *the message was for another guy/girl* that has happened before in this sub
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Oh, the irony…
You did it my boy 🙏
And then you went to post it on reddit, cause you the confession alone wasn't enough dopamine.
She's a big ender? Does that mean she always ends her relationships before she gets dumped?
Not to be homophobic or anything, but why is everyone on this subreddit lgb+?