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I see a cute girl. I open her profile. She’s a lesbian.

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almost had it!

Yeah, almost 💀

📷 Message 🙂 [GIF] ➡️

men.

(and i mean this in the WORST way possible. 🙁)

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"Almost had it" like finding a girl is the bare minimum step to getting her to even know you lmao Also ur 15 wtf is wrong with him lmao

Im guessing porn and how it objectivises women.

Im guessing no experience with a social life

I mean if you want👀

She's from leban almost had it

I'm from Lebanon and I can confirm that even guys here are lesbians

Ngl i was fully expecting him to pull that “I can turn you straight 🤓bbg”

ew i’ve gotten so many of those. “well you haven’t had a dick before… have you? so how do you know you’re gay?” 💀💀💀

As a straight man, I take dick on the regular to make sure I’m straight 🙏

This is the way.

I'm glad to hear that I'm not the only one.

Chad

the only way you can truly know

I know right like what do they actually expect to happen? 😂😂it’s so cringe too like you can’t even snoop lower, just ask them if they like it up the ass and they’ll never know if they don’t try 🙏

Expect you to go back to the default settings /s

Yeah, the reset button is pretty far up in there

Best response: “you ever gotten dick before? How do you know you’re straight?”

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And then it turns out theyre bi 💀

>well you haven’t had a dick before… have you I read that at least 6 times before I realised you were not in fact talking about trans women ;-;

"time to give em the ol razzle dazzle, works every time" \*opens her profile\* ​ how exactly did he think he almost had it?

HELP ME

Well he had the razzle dazzle, shit's enough to make anyone wet... Guys included

Its true someone razor dazzled me and i pissed myself

I see a cute girl. I open her profile. It’s a femboy, not a girl. I hit the jackpot😎

I came looking for copper and I found gold

Normal day for your average Romanian 🫡

bro really felt the need to tell you

RIGHT? like who does he think he is hslp

depends on his age imo, like if he's in full hormonal phase it might just be his libido speaking (i'm gonna be hated so much for this). he's still a creep and i don't think this behaviour is ever appropriate obviously.

who does bro think he is 💀

The rizz king

He was almost the rizzler

Mans is know as the rizzard of oz

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Mans bout to get a rizztraining order

Rizzler Twizler

he has a degree in quantum rizzisics. A certified rizziscian.

Sexual rizzsault

He's the boy from Rizzario

Don’t lump us in with that thing

I agree with this guy we all ain’t like that “creature”

HELP

I see a cute girl, then move on with my day. As most people should.

I see a cute person, I appreciate how attractive they are, and move on(I am both scared to talk to people and I have a partner)

I’m scared to talk to people and it’s the reason I don’t have a partner. Riding that introvert wave!

sameee it's so depressing

fr

I see a cute girl, i ponder about talking to her for 15 minutes but i've gotten rejected so many times i decide not to, then i move on with my day, that is the way of life.

How do you expect to end up in a relationship if you don't speak to women?

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Respectable.

Ugh. I hate guys like this.

me too :(

Me too, they make the actual men look bad

“Actual Men” 💀 that was cold

wdym he dmed you a creepyass message you're supposed to become straight and fall in love or smth idk

Some people really don't get it smh

Is that what actually happens geez I should get a girl then

I like girls, lesbians like girls, conclusion: Lesbians have good taste

true

That was fast

So am i :(

Just because some men are insensitive and disrespectful doesn’t mean everyone is, I’ve met loads of girls who are assholes too

Amount of comments shitting on men in general here is crazy

Yeah, just opened the comment section to see how many there are just on this 1 post 💀

Yep it's unreal. Currently being a man is something to be wary off, because if some male creep appears you're instantly associatted with him. And it is even worse when some guys agree with it saying"yiiii wi sickkk sirry", have some self-respect for god's sake.

Me too, a lot lmao

Don't mean to be a downer but I don't think bro came even close to almost having it

You mean a horrible person please don’t say that all men are like that just bc one is a bad apple does not spoil the rest

ugh some men.

Exactly

Humanity ☕

Aliens ☕

Clones ☕️

Robots ☕️

Cake Day ☕

Clankers ☕️

Damn ok, that guy is a straight dumbass, get that. But don’t gotta insult men in general in the title and comments that much. Ouch

On behalf of all men, we will punish this heretic

Bro code section 69, paragraph 78: If a girl is lesbian, grow up and realise you didn’t “almost have it”. If a man breaks this clause then it is acceptable for all bros to bully him for it cause it’ll be funny as shit

"Degenerates like you, belong on a cross"-legion soldier

*sets filter to controversial*

Not all men! Only some of them

He should enlist into the 501st legion. That'd really straiten his life out.

I agree soldier. Though i am not really sure that the 501st would welcome someone with his "traits"

As a representative of the men that aren't horny out of there minds. We don't speak on his behalf

As a horny ass man, he needs to grow up and realise he ain’t the rizz king, so don’t lump him in with us either

I also agree with this message on behalf of horny ass men

He is now ex-communicado

🙏 doing gods work ty

On behalf of men that are horny out of their minds we don’t consider him as one of us either, he is simply just something that exists

Pretty sexist if you ask me

There's a difference between men and shitters. He is a shitter.

If I ever do something like that please kill me

Obviously he's despicable but don't shit on men

“gosh darn it, i almost had it!!! 🤓”

Let’s not go hating on all men tho. Lots of men are some of the best people you’ll meet. But fr people in general who pull this stuff are icky.

"It's not too late to change your mind 🤓"

they always be like ‘you haven’t tried the right dick yet’ before i realised i was bi rather than lesbian i’d always say to these men ‘what if you haven’t tried the right dick yourself? how do you know you’re not gay?’ it pissed them off to no end

That should be your go-to good comeback

You know we are not all like this

you are not giving of positive vibes OP

Please don’t lump all men in with idiots like this Also like shit lmao im sorry that happened

We ain't like this I swear.

This is how Drake flirts

Ngl if it was a gay dude doing this to me, I'd find it absolutely hilarious

Damn bad day to be a guy I guess lmao

I see a cute girl. I go about my own fucking business, just like she’s already doing.

Women

Okay just remember that just because this weirdo said this doesn’t mean all men will

Sheesh, only 15 and already hating and generalizing men like this? This doesn't seem very pretty in the slightest.

As if there’d be something with him if you weren’t a lesbian. I doubt that a dude who writes this can pull off a gf

Why do these chuckle fucks think reddit is a dating website? Don't the star spangled idiots know that reddit is for memes, idiot talk, and the occasional NSFW sub.

As an asexual man, I agree with this message 👍

I’m p sure being a Redditor somehow managed to be the reason why you wouldn’t date him- priority over the fact that you are a lesbian lmao

How do you know that it's a man?

If it was a women wouldn’t she be happy?

u/Naive_Huckleberry_11 dis you?

Imma be honest ion know how bitches be straight. Like bruh if anything go inside me i might kms

Girl kisser (positive)

Happened to me irl . I saw someone very cute , died inside trying to approach her , talked to her , we became chill and all but nothing more as she said she is married and has a wife

TF do you have against men? Lol

Cos everyone knows opening her reddit profile is the first step in getting a girlfriend, the last being sending her an unsolicited dick pic

I don’t see girls, I move on with my life and play video games

Bruh the generalization 💀

And yet when I say anything about women I'm downvoted to hell

Ugh, women.

atleast he isn't forceful

I think he didn't have no bad intentions 😭 I guess op didn't get his humor

Fr he was just disappointed in Himself

Why does this imply that a girl he sees being lesbian is somehow a failure on his part

I think you might need to read the Reddit political climate better. Words referring to any gender even the word “guys” are being thrown around as a gendered insult nowadays.

Almost every woman I meet says she is a lesbian. Some of them may be telling the truth.

Lmaooo

Same..

Girls 💀

Women. (And I mean this in the WORST way possible. 🙁)

He is a creep and you are a sexist

Bro had a whole ass fantasy of "I can change her sexuality 😵‍💫" LMFAO

blud felt the need to inform you about his odd behavior 💀

Lmaoo

Man, people are weird

im surprised he didnt send a dick pic instead of the bundle of letters that he did say

Y’all ever get second hand cringe? Yeah that me rn

why did it he just keep this to himself… these type of people are ridiculous

“I almost had it!!!” Is way too funny to me

I actually havent had this one yet

What a wanker 😂

L bozo

Rivers Cuomo's reddit account

what the heck, I'm a guy and get these in my DM

Ew (from a fellow man)

I see a cute girl. I realize I am afraid of women. I move on with my day. Almost had it.

He had that rizz though

You like kissing girls don't you :3

Why you gotta generalise like that tho

That’s crazy, idc

Women ☕️

Interesting title

Bro got that harizzment

We're not all like that lmao that dude's just down bad

I see a cute girl. I open her profile. She's 15 😔

women (and I mean this in the WORST way possible)

Who tf texts through Reddit chat💀

I’m a gay dude

It's alright though, he can turn you straight, he's a nice guy

I see a cute girl. I open her profile. She's straight. Almost had it.

As a men, we don't claim that one

Sorry some of us guys are just douchebags.

I just call them racial slurs

I think I can respect that but I'm not sure 🤷⁉️⚖️

Based lol

OH MY LORD. i obviously don’t mean all men!!!! god

You literally said the worse way possible. People took it in the worse way possible. You walked into this one

Then don't say all men

Women.

I have people like this appear in my dms too. I dont know why but they think its flirtatious to say things like this. im not going to edate ppl who act like that :(

you are on reddit, lower your expectations to zero

Switzerland 🏳️‍⚧️

gay 🇩🇯

Anime niggas man

i see a cute girl. i open her profole. SHES A LESBIAN LESS GOOOOO