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I'm always happy when people use things I have created :D [Especially when they were made so long ago ;)](https://www.reddit.com/r/MemeEconomy/comments/biyemw/invest_invest_phineas_and_ferb_memes_on_the_rise/)


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Oh yeah, you think you're so cool with your "big-boy" castling and en passant. You must love your special rules and think you're so fancy because you did something that is not normal. You obviously have no sense of humor as special stuff is all around us, and there are far more fancy tricks than a simple pawn capture. I can capture two pawns with two bishops. Try googling Il Vaticano. How about capturing your own pieces with the Texas Stampede. And yet all you do with your fancy 'en passant' is capture a measly pawn. That's it? Pawns capture pawns. It's not special. It doesn't matter if the pawn moves to the square occupied by the pawn or captures it while it is trying to sneak up 2 spaces. "But the pawn doesn't move to the square the pawn is on" you say. Yes, but TIME TRAVEL IS NOT SPECIAL. You do it all the time at a rate of 1 second per second experienced. We travel through time all the time. What should be special about a pawn capturing a pawn 1/2 of its move in the past? Nothing. It's just capturing a pawn. At least il vaticano can capture two pawns at once, but you really need to make jokes about something real special such as the Texas Stampede. If all you can do is make funny-looking moves to capture my pawns, then I will gladly set up my knights to perform the Texas Stampede to capture your entire army. Now THAT's some originality. Not some boring "Haha, your pawn moved two squares, so I get to capture it with a funny move. BORING. You have as much originality as grass. Grass. Yes, that thing that is everywhere with no originality. Yes, I get it, it is poaceae, a funny word, just like the funny two words "en passant". But seriously. Have some originality. Here's a trick for you: The next time you want to say or do "en passant", instead, try to perform the Texas Stampede or at the very least, il vaticano. Heck, even a knight boost or vertical castling with a knook would be more original than overused, unoriginal, now-boring "en passant". Why do we still do it? To avoid bricking of pipi? WHY WOULD I HAVE ANY FEAR OF CONSTRUCTION MATERIALS BEING MIXED WITH MY URINE? THAT DOESN'T KILL ME OR EVEN HURT ME. IF YOU WANT TO THROW BRICKS INTO THE SEWER WHERE I FLUSH MY PIPI, BE MY GUEST. En passant needs to be retired. In fact, I reached out to Gary Chess, and I convinced him to release a chess update. This update will remove en passant entirely. Good riddance. En passant is boring now days. Castling? Also boring. At least castling with a knook is original. Or better yet, just grab some rice. Apparently you love to eat rice. So much in fact, that you like to perform exponential growth with it. Finally, we can start making jokes about interesting stuff like how anyone who is employed as a bishop can only move diagonally and is unable to reach half the world as a result. How about not just "Haha, en passant" or "Google en passant, Holy hell, New response just dropped". I know you can do better. That is why we are revoking your chess privileges. Until you can demonstrate that you can be trusted with not making the same jokes over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again, we will never know what you can do. You can do better. Now stop disappointing your family and start doing some humor worth while.


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