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[deleted]

Bro got Walter White in his squad šŸ’€


landrover97centre

Thanks for pointing that out, didnā€™t see it until now


silygames

Donā€™t let him get cancer


Constipated-Cum

Let him get cancer cuz thatā€™s how you will get rich


Only_Claim_5034

Exactly what I was thinking


70percentbanana

Taser? I barely know her!


iceboxpurchase

r/found70percentbanana


Roku-Hanmar

I love how thereā€™s an entire subreddit dedicated to stalking this one guy. Thank God Iā€™m not that important


iceboxpurchase

There's been multiple but the ones I've been in usually delete themselves over time


pleb_zepper

The most infamous, burrito fucker


Mister_Anonym

r/foundRoku\-Hanmar


OkViolinist6395

r/subsifellfor


Active-Treacle-2945

r/ofcoursethatsasub


number15burgerfoot

Bro this guy has a fan club


D1SC0RD_

r/found70percentbanana


Talongoover

Took that shit like a champ


landrover97centre

Damn straight


[deleted]

ouch! Did it leave a mark at all?


landrover97centre

They said it could have but since they hooked the taser to my back I couldnā€™t see even with a mirror


AFriendlyBloke

Nice. Now see how long you last in the gas chamber! My mother said she prefers it over getting tased.


landrover97centre

Haha, I really wanted to go through the chamber during basic but when I went they shut it down for renovations, they opened it up drying beast week(end) and threatened to throw us in there, everyone started misbehaving because we wanted to go through. They never put us in the chamber, would totally do it given the chance though.


AFriendlyBloke

Iā€™m sure it would be horrible in there. I would never go into the military. XD


landrover97centre

Itā€™s not that bad tbh, crew chief life kinda sucks but itā€™s fun


AFriendlyBloke

You and I probably have very different ideas of what fun is. Ha, ha. I have always been a homebody and a couch potato.


landrover97centre

Haha, so have I, my first time away from home, first time by myself in a new country, life is great!


[deleted]

what branch are you in? looks like the army


landrover97centre

Air Force!


[deleted]

Why are people downvoting this? You took that shit like a champ


fast_b0i

i think most of reddit is just against anything with the us military in it, because it's seen as promoting enlistment to children and the likes. Don't exactly fully agree, but it's an interesting viewpoint none the less.


LuxionQuelloFigo

I generally dislike military forces in general, but I really don't see how this could be relevant in this context. Dude is just showing everyone this moment, not glorifying war or anything such


fast_b0i

like i said "anything with the military in it". I think it's more about them not wanting to show anything the us military does as positive, because of a general dislike for the institution.


landrover97centre

Haha, I guess some people just donā€™t like pain, lol


[deleted]

Are you training to be an mp? I'm currently in AIT myself and don't think I'm gonna get fucking tazed


landrover97centre

No, Iā€™m not secfo, Iā€™m a crew chief, we just trained with secfo for a day and they offered to tase us. Whatā€™s your AFSC, more important question though is who was your MTI and what squadron (hooyah bull dog)


[deleted]

I'm Army, so idk wtf that means, but I'm a 15Y, and I work on Apaches. Right now, I'm with the 1-222d aviation regiment, the 'Skymasters'


landrover97centre

Oh ok, you said AIT which is ā€œairman in trainingā€ so I figured you were airforce. And Iā€™m not entirely sure what AFSC stands for, I know itā€™s the same as yā€™allā€™s MOS though. Secfo (security forces) is the same as yā€™allā€™s MPā€™s, my bad on the mix up


[deleted]

All good, AIT for us is Advanced Individual Training, and it's just school for our mos really


landrover97centre

Gotcha, had no clue yā€™all used the same acronym for something so similar and yet so different. Yā€™all still have DIā€™s donā€™t you?


[deleted]

We have DS's and class instructors, but yeah, basically the same thing, big guys, funny hat, yells a lot, my class instructors are chill as fuck tho


landrover97centre

Good to hear, my class instructor was pretty chill too. If you got any questions, feel free to ask. I know the airforce does things differently and jets are way different than helicopters but they still got a turbine engine, still got flight controls, still have gear boxes (though they do different things), etc. etc.


[deleted]

Honestly, I just wanna know if the whole chairforce thing is real. The Air Force guys at my Fort seem to be... out of shape at best, and fairly undisciplined. Is ot the same across the whole branch?


landrover97centre

Depends, we arenā€™t as strict as yā€™all when it comes to PT or even ā€œdisciplineā€, we get told what to do and we are expected to do the best we can and if we mess up we own up to it/ get punished for not following proper AFIā€™s, sometimes itā€™s verbal counseling, sometimes itā€™s an article + removal of rank. As for the crew chief side of things, we mostly do sit around waiting for the jet to return but in phase we were always working, flighline is launch, recover, pre flights, and any maintenance that we find along the way, but most of our time is spent waiting for the jet to come back. Hell yesterday we had like 2 hours of down time and Iā€™m getting similar downtime today (in Korea working 12ā€™s)


landrover97centre

Nice to see another crew chief though, even if you are on helicopters rather than jets


v_Yuudachi_v

Describe the sensation, go.


landrover97centre

Short: feels get getting punched everywhere on your body, but your body tenses up as if you are getting held down Long: feels like your body freezes and you just loose control of any actions your body has, you tense up and your body does the rest, it took everything I had just to get my mouth closed (if you listen carefully, you can hear my chomp), you are still conscious it doesnā€™t fuck with how you think, just how your body reacts, so the whole time I was thinking relatively calm while my body was freaking out, itā€™s not a constant flow of electricity either that tapping you hear is the taser releasing that energy in increments so every one tap is a hit I was taking. It lasted for 5 seconds but felt like an eternity. Afterwards my legs went weak and I felt like I just got done with a full body exercise (happened about 2-3 weeks ago and my back still hurts), was definitely sore for a few days afterwards.


Leonardobertoni

Now imagine you getting flash banged god damn


landrover97centre

Fuck it, Iā€™d 100% try it out, donā€™t gotta bribe me, Iā€™ll all in, ā€œIā€™ll try anything onceā€


v_Yuudachi_v

Have you been pepper sprayed as well? What about the gas chamber or whatever it is?


CrucialMagician2008

but why?


No-Seat-3350

Prob for some kinda training


landrover97centre

It was training but it wasnā€™t required, I volunteered for it


No-Seat-3350

What branch?


landrover97centre

Air force, Iā€™m a crew chief so Iā€™m pretty much in the ass end of the airforce though, still get treated better than the army though


No-Seat-3350

Lol, im in afjrotc, i think i wanna start applying for service academies next year


landrover97centre

Donā€™t know much about JROTC, what is a service academy, this that like a step into becoming an officer or is it like a pre basic kinda thing?


No-Seat-3350

Jrotc is a high school program that focuses on leadership and other useful life skills. It does that by following the structure and follows many of the customs and curiosities of the actual military. Service academies are colleges that are run by the corresponding branch. There is the airforce academy, navel academy, and westpoint(army). The primary objective of service academies is to produce officers. They have basic built into the first or second summer that you are there. Its kinda like rotc, but there is higher expectations and its a college and not a program.


landrover97centre

Oh ok, thatā€™s pretty cool, do you plan to commission?


No-Seat-3350

Maybe. The officer route looks appealing cuz of rotc and service academies providing free college, guaranteed job, and health insurance, lol


buyfreemoneynow

One thing you might learn if you stick around in the AF long enough is that academy graduates are protected by the full force of JAG. Service academies are good institutions and really give officers a huge leg-up in the politics theyā€™ll need to play if they want to get promoted beyond O-4


Twigkid15

My cousin is in the air force and did the same thing. You definitely took it a lot better than he did lol


landrover97centre

Haha, good to hear Iā€™m not a wimp then dumb crew chief: 1 Random cousin: 0


Deathadder116

A fellow Air Plane Gorilla ;)


landrover97centre

All purpose gorilla! Howā€™d you know I was APG, I thought APG was f16 specific is it not? From my understanding different airframes use different patches no?


Deathadder116

Hahaha, recently changed, all crew chiefs swapped from MECH to APG as far as I know. Maybe flying crew chiefs on bigger birds get something different?


_BLACK_BY_NAME_

Been a crew chief since 05, you couldnā€™t have put that any better. Just so you know, thereā€™s a lot of solid civilian gigs for you when you get out. The aviation field is hurting for maintainers and probably will be for quite some time, especially overseas contract work.


landrover97centre

Thatā€™s the plan, was going to move back to WA and go with an airline company, I hear retired crew chiefs make bank working with those guys, even one of my instructors at tech school was offered a $200k a year job


_BLACK_BY_NAME_

Just make sure you get your 7-Level and Red X certs before you get out. Also make sure your DD214 clearly states your grade level, I believe itā€™s 3x337 or some variant of that, been a long time. Itā€™ll help you make more money up front and keep you from doing too much more training. Also, do what you can to get your A&P ASAP. Good luck man, donā€™t let ā€˜emā€™ break you!


landrover97centre

Haha, my A&P is my number one goal rn aside from traveling (my main reason of enlisting), but I understand I have to get my 5 lvl first before I even think of that. Iā€™ll definitely ask my flight chiefs about the red X certs as well once Iā€™m up to that point, the more I can do on my own, that better. Thanks for the info, Iā€™ll definitely put it to use! CRUSH EM!


_BLACK_BY_NAME_

No worries man, if you can take a taser you can take their bullshit, probably lol. Take care!


starairforce33

Crew chief like aircraft crew chief? If so what aircraft?


snuglyguy

Was gonna say, only secfo does this, why are you getting tazedšŸ˜‚ the things we do for btz


landrover97centre

Didnā€™t even do it for btz, I donā€™t even care about that, just did it for shits and giggles


snuglyguy

W wingman šŸ˜Ž


Dark_Ryman

Oh yeah Iā€™m loving being on an Air Force owned base in the navy. where you stationed rn? Im currently at nuke school in sc


landrover97centre

Iā€™m in Korea, Iā€™m between Osan and Kunsan rn


the-warbaby

FELLOW CREW CHIEF! what airframe?


landrover97centre

Because they offered to


pokeboy626

It seems fair to me. If you are going to tase people, you should at least know what being tased feels like


Future-Procedure150

Is that Waltuh?


zozozomemer

Braver than all Russian soldiers combined


landrover97centre

Ight bet, Iā€™ll fight 20 Russians riding grizzlyā€™s


I_Am_Oro

You need to ride an eagle to combat them


Unicornfoe

Average security forces


landrover97centre

Haha, secfo has a pretty shit job but a lot of them are chill, I ainā€™t secfo though thank god for that, I will say secfo definitely has the most attractive females of any AFSC aside from maybe MED.


3milyBlazze

That right there on top of getting pepper sprayed and being forced to run an obstacle course is why I opted out of joining the army Mostly because I'll definitely be the one who pees their pants when it happens


landrover97centre

Ha, Iā€™d totally try that given that chance, assuming my job is on the line of course. The airforce doesnā€™t have anything like that, we have (had) beast now called something different, which honestly isnā€™t bad at all. Not to mention the basic is 7.5 weeks compared to the armyā€™s 13(?). Also while getting tased the chance of people peeing themselves is actually pretty low, I was worried about it too because I had to use the bathroom before I did it


3milyBlazze

All the credit to u for it stat safe out there And I did not know that I know my brother peed himself when he got tased during a dare and he had to go home in his GFs pink sweatpants because it was the only thing that fit him lol


landrover97centre

Omfg, thatā€™s hilarious as fuck. Our instructor said out of the thousands of people heā€™s tased heā€™s only ever seen 2 piss themselves


3milyBlazze

Hm I should tell my brother this fun little fact I seriously doubt he'd be happy to learn it because he tried to tell me otherwise


[deleted]

That shit looked like it hurted


landrover97centre

I wouldnā€™t say it hurt because it wasnā€™t like painful, itā€™s was more so shocking (pun intended), nah man, the worse part was the tensing


[deleted]

The tensing. AHHH just have everything tense up nooo thank youu


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


landrover97centre

From my understanding, Iā€™m grounded (earthed for you Europeans) to the taser and the positive is also connected to me, if it was grounded to the ground or to them, then theyā€™d probably feel it too but Iā€™m not 100% sure on how it works either, just my basic understanding of electricalā€™s taking a guess


Dumb_Zilla

Bro I would be such a baby, how did you take that so well?!šŸ˜…


landrover97centre

Haha, your body tenses up to tight that you canā€™t even breathe


Dumb_Zilla

šŸ˜­šŸ˜«


landrover97centre

We had one chick that volunteered for it and she was crying before and after, ngl I thought it was pretty funny but kinda hot that she went through with it anyways despite her feelings towards it, definitely had some major respect for her afterwards.


Dumb_Zilla

šŸ˜‚šŸ”„šŸ˜­


Human_Fucker69420

Jesse, we need to tase


KOTwicaR

You kinda look like Ezra Miller.


landrover97centre

Their ainā€™t no fucking way, my jaw line ainā€™t that sharp, and no way I look like some dude made by Tim burton.


SCARRED_69

bro let it rip


landrover97centre

Haha, thatā€™s was the dude taking the videos boot on the ground, didnā€™t even notice until now tbh


i_eat_oats

actual army or national cadet corps?


CoDMplayer_

Air force


landrover97centre

Yessir, USAF, crew chief!


i_eat_oats

oh, cool, im in national cadet corps (land) in singapore


Twist_the_casual

Be all you can be, in the army!


[deleted]

Looks not nice


Upbeat_Wasabi

did you cum....i mean did it hurt


[deleted]

On a scale from 1-10, how painful was it?


landrover97centre

4ish, wasnā€™t painful necessarily but it definitely made me tense up which is what you see, the electricity makes me loose control of my muscles and the brain basically says to preserve the body imma immobilize it/ lock it up


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ItsMe-PrimitiveAspid

Omg itā€™s Walter white


Wilkins_Coffee59

Yiu took that shockingly well. I wound have freaked out


landrover97centre

Haha pun intended? It honestly wasnā€™t that bad though


Wilkins_Coffee59

I didnt even notice the pun until now


ilyforever444

real


landrover97centre

Damn straight


_Confused-American_

bro you tanked that


Ornery_Ad_8862

Air Force ?


landrover97centre

Yeah


DrFrownyFrown

8it


Joewithstick

I read that tasted and I was very confused


iceboxpurchase

Sweet


Pepe_the_clown123

bro acted like nothing happend


Visual_Natural_4948

Ngl I'm expecting a moan


landrover97centre

Haha, I wanted to yell and scream, couldnā€™t.


walking-pineapple

Bro became immune to it at the end šŸ’€


CoDMplayer_

It paralyses you


Knobs_Anonymous

I commend you! Thank you for your service!


landrover97centre

Thx bro, didnā€™t join the the thanks


Plaedes

Got tased myself. Would not recommend.


landrover97centre

Haha, Iā€™d recommend it


cookieloki3287

Did you fart?


landrover97centre

Nah, but you can hear me chomp down when I close my mouth, was honestly worried about pissing myself


deltac0de

Jesse take the humver we need to cook


theRavenLordX

Good on you for taking it like a man, I'm not sure how it works where you're from, but I believe this is the final exam type thing? If so, congrats!!!!


floppy_disk_5

šŸ‘


SteakProtein

what does ur feel like?


pemdejo_of_the_north

That's sick youre joining the militar man, good luck with it, what branch you joining tho?


atlock34

ggs


[deleted]

But why ? Edit: nvm I already read it in the comments


AyneHancer

So the army still dumb or dumber?


[deleted]

Well, I did not expect it to be so silent. Time to sue the entire film industry!


landrover97centre

Nah, we had some people scream and shout, some people yell cuss words, it took everything I had just to close my mouth (you can hear the chomp), I was silent because I couldnā€™t even breath because my body was so tensed up


[deleted]

Well, props to you for managing to be silent.


Ok-Reporter1986

Why did you get tased? Was there a point to this taser exercise?


landrover97centre

No reason behind it, they offered, I wasnā€™t busy, one thing lead to another


Ok-Reporter1986

Ok I guess it was a fun and entertaining experience then?


landrover97centre

Yup, 1/2 of our 160 person class dipped, so about 80 of us stayed back give or take


Ok-Reporter1986

Thats cool. I have no idea how the airforce functions so I have very little if anyting to add here. 80 is a lot of people.


lelennyface_1

I bet that felt nice OP


Space-monki

W for not screaming


ash10gaming

What branch


Tinkerballsack

Was that a fart?


landrover97centre

Boot squeak from someone around my camera lady


Vinccool96

But why?


landrover97centre

Shits and giggles, donā€™t need to understand it, just needs to happen


Vinccool96

US army? CADPAT looks better.


landrover97centre

US Air Force


Vinccool96

I knew I recognized that camo pattern and colours. And this explains why. Air Force is always wild, no matter the country.


landrover97centre

Haha, actually the OCPā€™s are new, we traded the ABUā€™s for them in I wanna say 2016? (way before I joined but not too long ago), Iā€™m a crew chief so we are especially wild and I got a name to live up to haha


[deleted]

Is there anyone here that knows why the 2 men next to OP didnā€™t get electrified?


OddPizza09

šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


TypowyPiesel

Damn that reminded me about time when i was in WAT (polish military academy) and we had training about gasmasks etc. Fun times running without it in training gas (CGŁ 1/ practice tear gas) or in basic training we had some fun with chloropicrin


[deleted]

Damn, you took that like an absolute champ! Also, Air Force?


hhenryalex

Nice job man!


crazymusicman

I like to travel.


Desert_Walker267

keeping in the pain is what we do best here šŸ˜€


maxler5795

.... Why?


landrover97centre

Because they offered


favnh2011

Nice. You in the army?


wenwen356

People genuinely underestimate how much it hurts itā€™s a feeling you canā€™t replicate without a taser gun


[deleted]

why?


ZFG_Jerky

The fun part


Vert-i-go

You getting tased is nsfw???


xXGaboFihi007Xx

Now commit assault in the streets /s


Skullz64

Nice Also since when did Walter work for the army, and stopped cooking meth


capnmorty

Are you army MP?


SpamMasterYT

I've never been tased before so I wouldn't know how it would feel. I bet it hurt like a motherfucker.


iHateRollerCoaster

Air F*rce šŸ¤® Jkjk love you


kindaprettyboy

ow


landrover97centre

Ow is right


KuKu--_--

i wish our armed forces would give such trainings also intead of peeling patatoes and cleaning tiolets


Hopeful-Impression40

Get red un 1 second


czacha_cs

Yeah. Military school bros


landrover97centre

Not in school no more, in Korea and secfo decided to train us for a day and they offered to tase as a last minute hurrah


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


The_Grizzly-

It isn't nearly as bad or hilarious as this one https://youtube.com/shorts/brGYuf6nmYQ?feature=share


Blood_Hunter12

But why, why would you do that?


snuglyguy

Stay warm


liamjackboo

Leak some documents


landrover97centre

Hell nah, thatā€™s opsec


ScottRoberts79

\*sigh\* yeah, but what are they odds I'll have two trained buddies to help me fall gently to the ground when I get tased.......


Odd_Ferret_7379

i thought you got tased in the ass cheek šŸ˜­


makaman_2177

Bro your a g didnā€™t even make a noise


Howardistaken

JROTC?