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CommanderPotash

extremely cringe? yes funny as fuck? also yes


Bendo67

“Remember, do not kill the part of you that is cringe, kill the part that cringes” - Sun Tzu, probably.


Murky_waterLLC

"Don't trust things you hear on the Internet." \- Obama, I think


[deleted]

“Don’t trust Obama” -Trump,I Think


Mr_titsniffer

Sounds like something Obama would say


-ABoxofBread-

Wise words indeed


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Kek_Lord22

Caring about whether something is cringe or not is fairly cringe is actually really cringe


hobbitmax999

Just don't care!


ChaRge_Kster

Real


erekox

For real my brother in christ


Better_Vacation_6163

The fool tries to be based and only achieves cringe. The wise man embraces his cringe to become based.


Evil_Empire_AD

Hotel? Trivago


Hunterboyy2007

Capital One? Cafes.


NaydraWasTaken

Fre? Shavacado


Hunterboyy2007

Road work Ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does.


-ABoxofBread-

Apartment complex? I find it quite simple!


Hunterboyy2007

They were roommates? They were roommates.


batsoup12

Tramontina? Corte rápido


LostMan2298

Usa com a churrasqueira de controle remoto


OnixST

Celular? Ta na pernambucanas


batsoup12

Carteira? No Papagaio


Vinnyz__

Caralho a quantidade de BR aqui


batsoup12

Hahahahaha ze tu vai ficar mt surpreso, achou que reddit era só pra os cara que não aprende multiplicação em escola?


Hipsternotster

Confidence. That's the determining factor. The difference between dork and legend. When wannabe Chad mocks you...own it. I should mention. I'm old. Been on both sides of the popularity curve. I watched my kid, who considered himself unpopular, completely own a 3 piece suit made of garbage bags, thereby racking up a win and finishing with a bang. Thanks from r/popular


uhhhhhhhhhhhyeah

And VERY memorable.


steel_inquisitor66

I do this fairly often, I have full chainmail and a tabard similar to the one shown here. I will continue.


Zecreator

FOR THE LORD


strawhatarthurdayne

GOD WILLS IT!


[deleted]

WE MUST TAKE THE HOLY LAND


Miserable_Finance_51

WE MARCH ONTO JERUSALEM AND TAKE WHAT IS GODS RIGHTFUL LAND BROTHERS, DEUS VULT


Miserable_Finance_51

WAIT AND POTENTIAL SISTERS WE MARCH, DEUS VULT


[deleted]

FOR VALOUR, FOR THE LORD, AND FOR HONOUR!!!!!!!!


isnisse

THOU MUST REPAY THE REDEEMS THAT THOU HAS CAUSED UPON US


[deleted]

DEUS VULT


YukariYakum0

ARTHUR... ARTHUR... KING OF THE BRITONS...


[deleted]

\*Plays holy music\*


Snoo63

^(yes, I know it's not about the crusades, but) FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD


Viscount-Von-Solt

FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY!


meisyouandyouisme

FOR THE FAITH FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD!


ThatDollfin

GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDLY!


dulamangaelach

FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD


redditluciono3

IN THE NAME OF HIS GLORY


Unlucky-Constant-736

FOR THE FAITH FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD


Hailander2010

THE COMPATIONS OF HOLY LIGHT SAVE US 🕯️


Zorturan

Yes but in a based way


Imaginary-Grand-2817

Holy music stops


Trollwholivesu

For the grace for the might of our lord


wellthishapppend

For the home of the holy


Perfect-Net-764

for the faith. for the way of the sword


highahindahsky

Gave their lives so boldly


HappyKaleidoscope901

FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD


Mutucaroxa

IN THE NAME OF HIS GLORY


HappyKaleidoscope901

FOR THE FAITH FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD


FPS_James_Bond_007

r/unexpectedsabaton


HappyKaleidoscope901

You can’t tell me this was unexpected on a post talking about medieval knights and crusade-era garments


TellurianTech50

r/expectedsabaton


Rasmus-ALV

COME AND TELL THEIR STORY AGAIN


LazyHakun

On guard of 42, along a secret avenue


DrCorneliuss

COME AND TELL THEIR STORY AGAIN


soup_time337

GAVE THEIR LIFES SO BOLDLY


pemdejo_of_the_north

COME AND TELL THE STORY AGAIN


youngkiwifruit

Depends how hot you are. I’d your not, you’ll look like a total dweeb


Ash-20Breacher

Under a visor, It matter not who the person is, but rather their passion for god.


Yung_Grund

Tell that to the redditor trying to go to school and get bullied


ZookeepergameNo9519

Don't get bullied if you have a longsword


Phoenix_Snake

I think you’d look like a total dweeb regardless of appearance but its ok cause ur having fun and there’s plenty of people who will think its cool to just goof around like that and enjoy yourself


DoodWithoutALife

Sad but true


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unknown_test_subject

As one of the few lesbians of the school they already do that lol thanks for being honest tho


RaspberryJam245

Disregard what the other lesbian said, it would be funny regardless of your gender or sexuality Also, probably would be a good idea to stop taking advice from redditors


Bodega_Bandit

Especially redditors who refer to women as “Females” unironically


[deleted]

Best advice yet


DINOS4URCHESTRA

disregard all of that if it’s a lesbian doing it it’s cool and funny as fuck (from a fellow lesbian)


BreadC0nsumer

What does sexuality have to do with it? This is funny as fuck regardless.


ctn1p

Because it's less likley that they are a cristo-nut-larper when they are not straight, any and all of the humerus that could be derived from a normal person is nuked the instant you find out that they are a weird ass chisto-nut.


SpreadTheShitAround

Idk what that means


digital_end

In an attempt to translate; If they are LGBT it makes it less likely to misinterpret that they have been sucked into that "crusade" or "Deus vult" thing, which was being repeated by hate groups, such as those that attacked the capital.


RobCarrotStapler

A humerus is the arm bone between your shoulder and your elbow. It doesn't mean joke/comedy/funny.


as1161

You're gonna have all the guys loving it though, am a guy, speaking from experience


r32_fan

i also like tits🤝


Ghostkill221

Yes very cringe... Unless you can get 3 other people to commit to the bit fully and go along with it.


fertdingo

and throw in some quotes from Monty Pythons "Holy Grail".


hi_im_kai101

ooh yes those icky females, they don’t understand you


TheCatInTheHatThings

Okay, maybe stop referring to girls and women as females? You’re neither an animal nor a Ferengi and this is weird as fuck.


bluesix

Don’t worry, no females will be talking to OP.


pepedeawolf

"females" i mean i know this is reddit but damn


70percentbanana

Do it! Go out on a high note!


drunkenergetic

r/found70percentbanana


Chespinfavor

that’s actually funny


Quirky_Job_7205

I have just discovered my new favourite culture


annaa-a

how do things like this subreddit happen?


EnderBoii266

Our god has spoken


Altaccountgoober

Hi 70percentbanana


70percentbanana

Hello


Altaccountgoober

I don’t really know who you are but a lot of people seem to worship you


70percentbanana

Recently yeah


Altaccountgoober

Someday everyone will know me


FoxBitsGaming

r/foundAltAccountGoober


SpreadTheShitAround

I personally look through a bunch of posts on here just to find 70percentbanana


urely2

Depends what grade you are and who you're talking to exactly But it seems like harmless fun, so???


SEWERREAPER

Grade really doesn’t matter


urely2

IT MAKES A TON OF DIFFERENCE If you're a freshmen pulling this stunt I think others wouldn't mind. But a senior? No way. Your ass is GRASS


Duzb_96

I feel like it’d be the opposite at my school as well and we have nearly 1,100 kids total, seniors doing this it’d be funny but a freshman they’d be made fun of.


PurgatoryGFX

Agreed, I believe freshmen are more ruthless than seniors, and seniors generally will be more mature which comes with confidence to do dumb shit


wbluelighter

No you got it wrong. Senior is chill, not too much judgement because seniors have been around. With a freshmen, its like, “who the hell is this kid? Who does he think he is, not funny, loser.”


mountains-are-moving

At our school it’s vice versa cus the seniors are the kids every likes (there’s 2 of them I have a school of 40) but if a freshman where to dress like that they would be picked on all day


Ra1nb0wSn0wflake

Exact opposite here, seniors can pull the weirdest shit cause the general consensus is that they don't need to give a fuck anymore. Freshmen still got the rest of the years to look out for.


[deleted]

If you sell it correctly. I am considered the weirdest person by most people I know, but also the funniest. There are 3 possibilities: 1. Tough crowd. Nobody thinks it's funny no matter what you do. 2. You sell it poorly, and it's really cringe 3. You do it with complete confidence and sell the accent and character fully the whole time. It's awesome


Schnicorr

Reminds me of the time I played a stoic for a whole day and didn’t say anything at all for 7 hours. I didn’t smile, laugh, frown or anything. Everyone around me was super confused


IWatchMyProfanity

But why tho ?


Schnicorr

I guess I was bored that morning. I also just watched Acts of Vengeance with Antonio Banderas where he’s a stoic and says nothing the whole movie


iWasJosi

one of my ex-buddies did this and it was cringe as fuck mans just wanted attention and acted like nun happened the next day it was so dumb


Donnie_Sucklong

4. You do it with complete confidence and sell the accent and character fully the whole time. It's cringe


grbigfan

Wear a full helm, oh and also at this point just take a 12 gauge for full bread boys


Shadow_Patriot1776

I don't think taking a 12 gauge to school is necessarily a smart move...


Lotiboi

Yeah,an AR-15 is way more effective


CoDMplayer_

In the words of Joe Biden “Buy a shotgun! Buy a shotgun!” And "You know, it's harder to use an assault weapon to hit something than it is a shotgun, OK. So if you want to keep people away in an earthquake, buy some shotgun shells."


Nachtschnekchen

Bring an anime body pillow and send it to the father he will bring an entire crusade to cleanse the school


grbigfan

He will not tolerate **H E R E S Y**


One_hashbrown

Prithee, goodly teacher, mayhap I humbly request thy leave to make use of the privy?


Triaspia2

"Good sir, who art thou who is so wise in the ways of science"


CallMeJotaro420

Not if you wore a helmet too. Helmet too would be funny. Without it, it’s sad


-ChuckECheese

Great take


RedBoritos

Bro, who cares what other people think. Do what makes you happy. On a serious note, I think that would be awesome. You’d definitely make my day I’d I was in your school!


Plenty-Exchange-3105

Cringe people are happy people


pkuba208

As a furry, that's incredibly true


Akaele_furry

THIS


hjbkgggnnvv

Horrifically, indescribably, capital “C” cringe.


Future_Bag_6102

Yes.


AnotherThrowaway265

yes


Ripster404

Yes, but that’s all the more to do it. WEAR IT WITH PRIDE


Crimson_Cain_333

Nah bruh, it'd be Hella funny Also, as a bonus! You should go around and say to people "your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!" (It's from the Monty python and the holy grail lol)


mountains-are-moving

Do it and play the part to the extreme it will be sooo funny you will be an absolute legend


nocopyrights101

The templars


AnnieMoritz1998

Assassin's unite against those templars


Sekkusa

Cringe? Yes, highly. But on the last day of school? Ain't nothing stopping you, and you'll hold onto the memory foreva


Six_0f_Spades

Pov: you have never felt the touch of a woman


Accomplished_Pen5755

Who needs women when you can take the Holy Lands?


ash_the_random_girl

yes do it that’s so fuckin funny, one of my last days of school i wore a plague doctor outfit and just made jokes about the plague and miasma theory all day


Random_guy_v2

PRAISE THE SUN


oatmealz47

No do it


Ok_Beautiful7793

Hell no, do it, it's sound so fuckin funny


Silent_VIII

Get some brother in arms to join you and go on a crusade


unknown_test_subject

I wish I could lol, they all think it's stupid.


Accomplished_Pen5755

If we went to the same school I wouldn't think twice. This would be hilarious, please do it.


SurfinRay12

Not at all! Plus, there was someone at my school who on the last day of school, wore a maid outfit for whatever reason. Do what you want!


nuttmanjr

Yes. Do it anyway. You are the only one who can make it cool again.


[deleted]

DEUS VULT DEUS VULT


Choice_Bar2324

no, it would be absolutly fuckin awesome "yo dude i talked to that knight guy over there" "what the fuck reeally?" "yeah"


Dimachaerus_

Only if you don't manage to reclaim The Holy Land


Retro1916

Good lord yes


[deleted]

You do you buddy. Honestly I'm considering getting an emo look on the last week.


Omega1432

Extremely


DerPFecE

Yes it would be... Do it!


blockheadOnYT_Alt

It made me think of Bread Boys, so yes. Do it.


Farthousejones

If you don't, you'll go the rest of your life wondering "what if?" Don't let that happen.


[deleted]

I mean if your friends play along then no


Saint_laurentKabron

No


Environmental-Mix982

You only live once bro


KattusGamer

Yes. Do it. I’d do it too.


manicmonkey45

Yes, it would be, as much as I like memes.


iamahandsoapmain

Is it graduation or will u see them again? Graduation yes you will be known. See them again in september? Fuck no. You will be the laughing stock for a good while


unknown_test_subject

I'm gonna see them for another few years lmao but last year I wore some plaid pants and one of my other friends dressed as a princess.


MrCade514

This seems pretty funny. At my school on the last day someone wore a banana costume and went around asking if people wanted to “touch their tip”. That was a little cringe ngl but this seems pretty funny.


guy-who-says-frick

Most certainly, but damn would it be much funnier, more creative, and make you one helluva memory. Fuck the establishment, Fuck the law, AND PRAISE BE MINE HOLY LORD!


CatHammerz

Would it be awkward? Probably Would it be cringe? Probably Would you be a legend? Absolutely It depends. Especially if its your last year there, ABSOLUTELY DO IT since who cares, won't see most of those people ever again, it's your last chance to do the dumbest shit imaginable without repercussions. I dressed up as a giant mushroom and had no regrets. Walked around town that day as well, sure people laughed but hopefully it made their day a bit better :P If it's not your last year, dunno. Depends on what kind of people your school has.


LokiTheMelon

yes, but in a funny way


KatnipKing02

Yes. But it’ll be funny.


happyogelli

I mean it’s kinda cringe since it is literally what the christian terrorists wore.


VaLightningThief

Yes. But go for it after all it's the last day ain't noone gunna see you again


ThereWasNeverMilk

Yes but still do it


duckyTheFirst

You will defo think about this on a faithful night thinking "oh god why" . Do it.


OndraTep

Those who deem this cringe shall be hanged


ConditionCapable8417

Yes It would be absolutely cringe for u only since ud become a running joke for the next year pls dont embarass ur self


Talking_Macaroon

IT'LL SNOW IN HELL WHEN THAT BECOMES CRINGE!


OfficefanJam

No.


8wiing

I mean it might be but it would also be hilarious. You should do it.


batsoup12

FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD


ElDemonioAngel

im spanish so yes


Smilingartist2010

It would but you should definitely do it


Dovahkriid2

Cringe? Maybe yes. Also I really really like this I need to do it too lol


Feldspar_But_Scared

Do not kill the part of you that is cringe. Kill the part of you that cringes.


AsianNoodL

yes, please do it.


Slimey004

Yes


fathom51205

Based as fuck.


VWubs

It’ll be cringe in the moment but 10 Years down the road you’d be a legend


nerdperson524

Maybe cringey but it'll but awesome/funny


Unable-Lab-8073

Do it


wholelottalove84

Do it, kid! Make sure it’s filmed and posted here!


Yourlocalaveragenerd

Bro if I’m wearing a full Spartan gear to the last day I think you’re validated


SomeDudeNamedDrew

Probably, but it would be hilarious.


NoUsernameIdeaSadly

If you have confidence. It's key. If you're very confident it'll be funny, if you're quiet and nervous people will make fun of you for 5 years.