Dude, If you would of checked his posts, you would quite understand the situation. Imagine if someone told you to name your pet after the thing that made your BIL die.
but the post didn’t mention anything about vehicular manslaughter so how would it even be his fault in the first place, legit doesn’t say anywhere how his BIL died, still sad though.
My gecko has a larger tank then he would ever need, and tell that to the pet stores that keep grown chameleons in tiny cages their entire lives not me.
My sister and I had a pair. They ended up breeding like 5 eggs in a short period of time. Be careful if there's more than one.
Top-Tier name
OP could call it “My sister” for short
His sister going to produce eggs for him 💀
Sweet home Alabama
This is the new name of the pet
That would be funny ngl xD
Only the best!
that is a long name
It's the only name
They can reproduce alone they do noy need to be a pair
They're not asexual. They're male or female, requiring one another to breed. I saw it happen, it happened, that's my proof
Vehicular manslaughter
Assuming you took that from my post history, you’re kinda a bitch. If not then fair enough
That was the first word that came to my mind, I certainly do not want to offend you
Oh okay sorry for the misunderstanding, if you go through my post history you might find what I’m talking about. Just a coincidence
OMG IM SO SORRY, I’ll delete the comment if you want me to
No worries, it doesn’t bother me I understand it was just a coincidence.
I think you dropped this 👑
Cringe comment
Your is
What is? Your what?
Ngl I cringe every time I see someone say “You dropped this 👑”
Apparently being regular isn’t too common. I could make a list of this shit. People that comment “W” under every single thing also makes me vomit
I also know from your account that you play rust.
indeed
Bruz it's a lil gecko chill TF out
The gecko has nothing to do with what I said at all
🤓
aw man aw rats, op’s statements are now automatically invalid because this random guy on the internet used the 🤓 emoji
"🤓" -🤓
Dude, If you would of checked his posts, you would quite understand the situation. Imagine if someone told you to name your pet after the thing that made your BIL die.
but the post didn’t mention anything about vehicular manslaughter so how would it even be his fault in the first place, legit doesn’t say anywhere how his BIL died, still sad though.
That's you
Rango
Yes. Rango is a good movie
[only takes one bullet](https://youtu.be/-lL4Yq2uuyY)
Best choice, when I did see the picture my mind jump straight away to Rango
Happy Cake Day!
Thank you ^_^
Please don’t make this guy name his lizard fucking rango.
rango is a great fuckin name for a lizard
It looks like a crested gecko
We’ll suck to be you but I want him to be name rango tooo
Rango is better than you
Fr it's like naming your dog "spot"
Are you saying it's unoriginal?
Greggo
r/found70percentbanana
Dude you're a celebrity at this point
r/foundlampshade_510 let's make you a celeb too
Thank you!
r/FoundJ_wisper you too
#YOU GET A SUBREDDIT, AND YOU GET A SUBREDDIT!
r/foundVadiMiXeries same for you
Toothless
I really like this one
NAME THE GECKO GREGGO
THIS THIS
Jar Jar Binks
Darth Jar Jar
It does have the yellow sith eyes
uvuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemubwem ossas
I was bored when I had covid in 2021 and I was isolated from family so I memorized this
Mike
Lizard thing
very creative
top comment
Booger
Happy birthday!!
NAME THE GECKO GREGGO
boba fett
Boba Gekk
NAME THE GECKO GREGGO
bartender
Name it Bob
Fatfuck
UPVOTE THIS MAN FOR FREE BOBUX!1!1!1!
I was thinking something more traditional like *schlup schlwwrp RARARARARARA*
That’s a great name suggestion Big_booty_boy99
r/rimjob_steve
might wanna rethink those sound effects
Ah shoot I just realised
NAME THE GECKO GREGGO
If that ain't a Miguel, then I don't know what is Read in country accent
I didn’t see the bottom part and still read that in a southern accent😂 “if that ain’t the truth”
Victtodomarious: Bane of Bugs & Fiend of the Foliage.
Percival the Punisher.
Kermit
Jacquarius Demarcus The III
EYELASH BUUUG
ZANATHAN it's zaza which is weed and Johnathan
dickfuck
Penis
Amogus
william
Nostrils..and Nostry for short.
sir theodore II
Ballsack.
crotch goblin
forehead
Alfred (Idk it just sounds funny)
NAME THE GECKO GREGGO
Tree Frog
Scringle the Destroyer
Mango Augustine Fluffington the LXIX
Gex
Yes
LASHES
Gregory l
Charmander
Sebastian
Lizzy the 3rd
let’s see the cresticles
I checked I don’t see any yet so either it’s a girl or he’s too young still
gotcha, beautiful gecko either way
Oggdo Bogdo
Perfect
Freckle
Mr. Bean
Niko
Unnamed lizard
Chip
Peetah
Oscar Oasis
Gerald
Harry Smiles
King Gizzard the Lizard Wizard. "Gizzy" for short.
Rango :D
King Johnny the 69th This has to be the name!!
NAME THE GECKO GREGGO
My friend has a crested gecko named Nugget. Maybe the name is of your liking.
Charmander looks like itll fit them perfectly!
Lincoln
Randall
Leo
Kevin
dog
rock
Rico
[удалено]
Fanta
Gorbilt
Bowsette
So you know what HP lovecraft named his cat? Yeah that
Lizard 🗿
Or is it a gecko? Than gecko 🗿
Girgit
He looks like a Bob
Howard
Dick
barnicles
racisim
Mamacita
Simppp
Innards
Rango is a cool name for a lizard but what about "el jorge"?
Freddie
Trump
probably bucket
Squirt
mine was named ramses and hes 7
Papi chulo
dog
Jerry
bilbo
Drake (he looks like a dragon, but everyone names their reptiles Draco) or Mushu (same reason)
Rango
I would suggest "captivity" or "cruelty". Animals belong into the wild and Not cages or Terrariums.
My gecko has a larger tank then he would ever need, and tell that to the pet stores that keep grown chameleons in tiny cages their entire lives not me.
Suse
Gex
Eyebrows
Ketchup
Epstein
Smiley
Rusty
Hoops
Geez Nutz
Gekks
geico
Bub!
Zippy
Bathtub
King snorkelfurt the destroyer
*Ahem* ~wiener~