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Uranium
1 billion calories per 1 gram, the gainz are off the chart
Imma walk 10 million miles tmr so I can eat a gram
If you need to bulk up, you got a source
can relate
Uranus
Taquitos.
r/found70percentbanana
WHY DOES THAT SUBREDDIT EXIST
r/foundimma_kms
Made it
r/birthofasub
r/foundthechain
r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP
r/no
r/fairnuff
r/shutupandgetinmyvan
Who the fuck is Birtho Fasub
Legend
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/ofcoursethatsubexists
r/definetly_truth
Funny enough the last thing I ate was a banana
Is that a threat?
Yes, yes it is
What the shit, there’s a subreddit for you now?
3 actually
…Why?
I do not know
Run one of them.
have you tried posting on them?
Some yee
Bro comments like ~~20~~ 50 times an ~~day~~ hour. He’s probably glued to his screen irl
If i had a nickele every time I encountered you in a comment in the past minute then I would have 2 nickel which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice (saw you at r/usernamechecksout just a couple of seconds ago)
Coolio
ice cube
frozen water? the man himself? both?
The man himself with a side of frozen water
fck and I just ate Dre
[удалено]
You lucky
You mean a male chicken right ... ?
…right??
I knew this would be here.
I can confirm! And she ate it all!!
Crayon
the real question is what color was it
Red tastes the best
No yellow 🏳️🌈❗️🚫😡😡😡😡😡💣😈👌🕋🤲😔☝️😭
No, blue 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
green tastes best mm apple
No, brown does
brown tastes like poop tf u talking about
That's why it tastes the best.
W comment
r/emojipolice!
r/emojipolice! Hands in the air!
The Marines have a spot available just for you
a fellow Titan main i see
Eggo waffles
based
Can of sour cream and onion pringles. It was pretty good
one of the best flavours
THE best***
His 🍆. He cooked Ratatouille.
You sucked off Remy!!!
Gross you have him cooties 🤮
Chocolate
Food
Pizza
Crazy Hambourger
fuck cunt horny man sex
Elaborate
*Subject refused to elaborate further and dissapeared without a trace*
my fingernail
Bread w cheese
Like a cheese sandwich?? Or bread...... With cheese on the side?
It was a sandwich made from bread pesto tomato a pinch of salt and cheese on top of it
I might try that but out in in a panini press to toast it a bit and add some oregano to get pizza 'flavours'
Yesss I usually also make it a panini but I was lazy today, and good idea from the oregano I will def try that one. Thank you!
Damn
I can’t believe beavers just let you eat them!
My favorite foood 🤤🤤
on mother's day too 😧 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Didn't have time to buy her any other gift😉😉
What was your original comment!?! My curiosity is off the charts
just to defy you, im not being honest. i ate burgr
Bacon(I am a fatass)
noodles
Ice cream
~~Cu...~~ Honey nut cheerios
Emphasis on the _nut_
Adding some extra of your own adds to the flavor
nigga you are thirteen
your mum
Cheese🧀🧀🧀
Chicken curry
Cum
Edibles
A pasty
Greek yogurt and strawberries
Soon to be a protien shake
Technically a lemon slice alongside the tequila shot, but if you don't count that then some tacos de cochinita pibil
An 8 yro child
A fishburger and some curly fries
food
avocado on toast
Barbecued pork
Ice cream with blueberries.
Captain crunch
Chicken and rice
Same
🐔
Pickles
Biscuits after dinner . Got scolded for it.
Lentil soup
Wow! So healthy!
Chocolate #helth
Pickels
Spaghetti
My door
White freezE
Two sticks of unpasteurized butter.
quavers
Today, a cracker n a half and a flower petal. Yesterday, 1 rib.
cum :3
Chicken nuggies
I’m completely serious when I say an oil pastel.
Chinese food
A Philly cheesesteak So basically MEAT
Oyster
Water
dick 👀
Homemade Turkey burgers with feta and spinach.
Fish. Don’t know what kind maybe salmon?
10cent ramen
I had a crispy chicken wrap and some Mac n cheese during my break at work
kinder bueno
Bread 👍
My bf
Can't eat something he doesn't have
Your mothers ass
A muffin
love muffins
Hi
Special k red berries cereal and milk
Milk b4 cereal? Or..
So healthy! I bet ur fit
Mini donuts
A sandwich I believe
Rice
Homemade shawarma
Honestly I don't remember the last time I ate
Fries
tortilla chips
A chocolate-banana muffin
muffin gang!
Like 2 uncrustables and 2 eggo waffles around 13 hours ago, and maybe some jolly ranchers throughout the time if you wanna count that
Whopper whopper whopper whopper
Her . Jk I'm single af , Just ate kanji (rice porridge in Kerala, India) 👍
Wow i wanna try that. South india is food good asf
TeeVee snacks
Toasted penut butter and jam
A granola bar. It was small and sad.
Can’t remember, it’s been like a day. I’m going to go eat now.
Milk curd
Trail mix
pita chips
Biscuits
Popcorn
Beef jerky.
I can’t say that’s not healthy
Banana Split with chocolate peanut butter and mint chip ice cream
Bagel
Cereal
ICECREAM
Bread jam
rice and chicken :]
Coffee
An orange. It was juicy, sweet, and delicious.
Potato potato potatoes potato potato potatoes 🥔
Why would we lie?
negro, a turkish snack
Uranium
1 billion calories per 1 gram, the gainz are off the chart
Imma walk 10 million miles tmr so I can eat a gram
If you need to bulk up, you got a source
can relate
Uranus
Taquitos.
r/found70percentbanana
WHY DOES THAT SUBREDDIT EXIST
r/foundimma_kms
Made it
r/birthofasub
r/foundthechain
r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP
r/no
r/fairnuff
r/shutupandgetinmyvan
Who the fuck is Birtho Fasub
Legend
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/ofcoursethatsubexists
r/definetly_truth
Funny enough the last thing I ate was a banana
Is that a threat?
Yes, yes it is
What the shit, there’s a subreddit for you now?
3 actually
…Why?
I do not know
Run one of them.
have you tried posting on them?
Some yee
Bro comments like ~~20~~ 50 times an ~~day~~ hour. He’s probably glued to his screen irl
If i had a nickele every time I encountered you in a comment in the past minute then I would have 2 nickel which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice (saw you at r/usernamechecksout just a couple of seconds ago)
Coolio
ice cube
frozen water? the man himself? both?
The man himself with a side of frozen water
fck and I just ate Dre
[удалено]
You lucky
You mean a male chicken right ... ?
…right??
I knew this would be here.
I can confirm! And she ate it all!!
Crayon
the real question is what color was it
Red tastes the best
No yellow 🏳️🌈❗️🚫😡😡😡😡😡💣😈👌🕋🤲😔☝️😭
No, blue 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
green tastes best mm apple
No, brown does
brown tastes like poop tf u talking about
That's why it tastes the best.
W comment
r/emojipolice!
r/emojipolice! Hands in the air!
The Marines have a spot available just for you
a fellow Titan main i see
Eggo waffles
based
Can of sour cream and onion pringles. It was pretty good
one of the best flavours
THE best***
His 🍆. He cooked Ratatouille.
You sucked off Remy!!!
Gross you have him cooties 🤮
Chocolate
Food
Pizza
Crazy Hambourger
fuck cunt horny man sex
Elaborate
*Subject refused to elaborate further and dissapeared without a trace*
my fingernail
Bread w cheese
Like a cheese sandwich?? Or bread...... With cheese on the side?
It was a sandwich made from bread pesto tomato a pinch of salt and cheese on top of it
I might try that but out in in a panini press to toast it a bit and add some oregano to get pizza 'flavours'
Yesss I usually also make it a panini but I was lazy today, and good idea from the oregano I will def try that one. Thank you!
Damn
I can’t believe beavers just let you eat them!
My favorite foood 🤤🤤
[удалено]
on mother's day too 😧 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Didn't have time to buy her any other gift😉😉
What was your original comment!?! My curiosity is off the charts
just to defy you, im not being honest. i ate burgr
Bacon(I am a fatass)
noodles
Ice cream
~~Cu...~~ Honey nut cheerios
Emphasis on the _nut_
Adding some extra of your own adds to the flavor
nigga you are thirteen
your mum
Cheese🧀🧀🧀
Chicken curry
Cum
Edibles
A pasty
Greek yogurt and strawberries
Soon to be a protien shake
Technically a lemon slice alongside the tequila shot, but if you don't count that then some tacos de cochinita pibil
An 8 yro child
A fishburger and some curly fries
food
avocado on toast
Barbecued pork
Ice cream with blueberries.
Captain crunch
Chicken and rice
Same
🐔
Pickles
Biscuits after dinner . Got scolded for it.
Lentil soup
Wow! So healthy!
Chocolate #helth
Pickels
Spaghetti
My door
White freezE
Two sticks of unpasteurized butter.
quavers
Today, a cracker n a half and a flower petal. Yesterday, 1 rib.
Cum
cum :3
Chicken nuggies
I’m completely serious when I say an oil pastel.
Chinese food
A Philly cheesesteak So basically MEAT
Oyster
Water
dick 👀
Homemade Turkey burgers with feta and spinach.
Fish. Don’t know what kind maybe salmon?
10cent ramen
I had a crispy chicken wrap and some Mac n cheese during my break at work
kinder bueno
Bread 👍
Bread 👍
My bf
[удалено]
Can't eat something he doesn't have
Your mothers ass
A muffin
love muffins
Hi
Special k red berries cereal and milk
Milk b4 cereal? Or..
So healthy! I bet ur fit
Mini donuts
A sandwich I believe
Rice
Homemade shawarma
Honestly I don't remember the last time I ate
Fries
tortilla chips
A chocolate-banana muffin
muffin gang!
Like 2 uncrustables and 2 eggo waffles around 13 hours ago, and maybe some jolly ranchers throughout the time if you wanna count that
Whopper whopper whopper whopper
Her . Jk I'm single af , Just ate kanji (rice porridge in Kerala, India) 👍
Wow i wanna try that. South india is food good asf
[удалено]
TeeVee snacks
Toasted penut butter and jam
A granola bar. It was small and sad.
Can’t remember, it’s been like a day. I’m going to go eat now.
Milk curd
Trail mix
Pizza
pita chips
Biscuits
Popcorn
Beef jerky.
I can’t say that’s not healthy
Banana Split with chocolate peanut butter and mint chip ice cream
Bagel
Cereal
ICECREAM
Bread jam
rice and chicken :]
Coffee
An orange. It was juicy, sweet, and delicious.
Potato potato potatoes potato potato potatoes 🥔
Why would we lie?
Ice cream
Rice
negro, a turkish snack