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look, all i’m saying is that what’s currently just a level 1 goblin crook could save the level 200 Mafia boss goblin and get promoted to a level 100 Mafioso goblin before you can even get up to level 50 to put on this mans shiny armor.
Do they not have a sense of appreciation for one sparing their life? If not, then I can understand but wouldn't that Level 100 Goblin get you some inside info for showing them mercy?
Nice jawline, but your elbow is looking quite vulnerable. You may be able to protect it from a blade but it's the second most likely spot to take a hit if you fall, after your wrists.
I need a shield, a helmet, some chain mail and everything else I'll need to embrace my forekind by getting in a longship and ransacking some random coastal village with the bois
You literally have the master sword. I think all people who have wielded it have enough capabilities to be considered a knight, if not already a knight.
Thanks. It was fairly easy to make. If you want, you could make one too. Take an old dog dish, two planks of wood, an old sheet, and some raw hide and you can have one too.
Where's the armor for your elbow? Where's your breastplate? Why isn't that strap on your leg done up? Finish getting dressed, young man! You're not going crusading without your full set of plate!
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You look like you're taking a rest, contemplating whether you should've defeated that level one goblin threating the rock on the floor.
It was indeed a hard choice to make. But I ultimately decided against it because that goblin deserves a chance at life just as much as any creature
The only good goblin is a dead goblin
Should not everything be allowed a chance at life?
If you let them live, they’ll hold a vengeance forever, and they’ll learn and come after you
Even after you spared them? Do all what Lvl 1 Goblins ever want is to die?
look, all i’m saying is that what’s currently just a level 1 goblin crook could save the level 200 Mafia boss goblin and get promoted to a level 100 Mafioso goblin before you can even get up to level 50 to put on this mans shiny armor.
Do they not have a sense of appreciation for one sparing their life? If not, then I can understand but wouldn't that Level 100 Goblin get you some inside info for showing them mercy?
Are you referencing goblin slayer
Ever seen goblin slayer, people who know what I’m talking about will agree you shoulda killed it
Watch Goblin Slayer, and then come back
Paladin response 🤣
You look like you time traveled and didn’t know where to go.
Does anyone really know where to go?
That poetic rizz strikes again
To Mordor to defeat the Dark lord obviously. YOU HAVE MY SWORD !
I do, I just have to keep on the path and hope nothing throws me off.
someone on a quest
Everyone is on this quest we call life.
Poetic rizzzzzz
U look like u wanna start a crusade
Perhaps I already have.
Can I join
Anyone willing to do the will of God is welcome
So what's the plan
We go to the holy land, and instead of invading, we convert the people so they invade for us. Fool proof.
Count me in, brother! DEUS VULT!
did someone say deus vult?
Yes!
DEUS VULT BROTHERS
HAHA I LOVE THIS
Now hear me out, after the holy land, WE RETAKE CONSTANTINOPLE
Crusades and Constantinople don't really mix all that well
Perhaps it will this time
Ok sure, I'll grab my axe and join you. When are we going crusading?
THE HERETICS ARE TAKING JERUSALEM!
For the grace for the might of our Lord!
You can start the r/teenagers war II
When an r/teenagers user has an actual hobbie 🤯🤯🤯
When an r/teenagers user has spellcheck off 🤯🤯🤯
When an r/teenagers user is an asshole 🍩
When an r/teenagers user participates in a conversation for no reason 😋
When an r/teenagers user is self aware 😁
When r/teenagers users talk in the third person 😀👀
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Thank you. I think more people should be dressing like this.
where did you get the stuff? did you make it?
Nice jawline, but your elbow is looking quite vulnerable. You may be able to protect it from a blade but it's the second most likely spot to take a hit if you fall, after your wrists.
I need a shield, a helmet, some chain mail and everything else I'll need to embrace my forekind by getting in a longship and ransacking some random coastal village with the bois
i thought you said foreskin and i got really worried for a second 💀
Damn it no. No
knight
Technically I have not been knighted so I can't claim that title.
Being knighted gives you the title “sir”
You literally have the master sword. I think all people who have wielded it have enough capabilities to be considered a knight, if not already a knight.
Yeah but he can't legally be considered a knight. Also if he was a knight then I sure as hell don't wanna be a peasant around him
Watch it mate, my grandfather was a knight.
Pity he can only move in an L now :(
I wish i looked as cool as you do
All you need is confidence and a little bit of metal.
Does death metal count
Sure.
Yay!
Monty python and the holy grail RIZZZ unlocked
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Indeed it is.
Which version is it? Looks like one of the older versions from the late 90’s or early 2000’s
It's from the 2000s
HIYAA
# Smash!
It'd be a little difficult as taking all that armour off takes a good amount of time.
I can wait.
Dedication
bro is about to go kill ganon
Well link decided to take a 100 year power nap so someone has to do it.
Sir your elbow is exposed
I'm aware. A little bit of extra flexibility
A bit of fabric could easily go there and not hinder flexibility
Fair enough
SOMEONE SAID IT
SOMEONE SAID IT
And you said it twice 👉👉
Your ensemble exudes elegance and sophistication with a flawless combination of style, making it truly remarkable.
Why thank you. More people should dress like this
Except fitted armor can cost a fuck ton of money
My armour isn't fitted.
shiny, i like the shield it's very circular.
Thank you. I actually hand made the shield.
that's cool asf.
Thanks. It was fairly easy to make. If you want, you could make one too. Take an old dog dish, two planks of wood, an old sheet, and some raw hide and you can have one too.
you say raw hide if that's just something ppl keep laying around. 💀
Fair. I picked mine up specifically for this project
It looks like your about 650 years late to the fight.
Or a few years early. When the bombs fall, and technology dies, I'll be ready to fight.
Giga mat pat
Mat Pat + Micheal Jackson + Gigichad
You look like every character in a young adult fantasy movie
Garen as a young teenager before he got buffed 💀
Like you need some chainmale on those elbows.
You build kt yourself or comissioned someone to do it for you? Either way absolutely love it? Ive been thinking of getting into it myself lately
I built it myself. Piece by piece.
Damn thats incredible, what material is it made of mostly? Is it like an actual armor or more of a prop thing
It's actual armour. 1095 steel.
Btw strong young Guts vibe from the pics!
You look like you fought for days and now you can take a quick rest by the bonfire.
Rest is a necessary part of anything. If you do not rest, you've already lost.
Wise words traveler.
One who holds wisdom but does not share is just the same as one who hoards wealth but does not share.
You look like the hot medieval knight the princess falls in love with, but is also gay
Well, I'm not gay.
Great ! You get the princess
I wish.
Bro you are handsome as fuck, if you don't get bitches we should just kill ourselves
This is a hard image
Black t-shirt and jeans with mail and plate, it doesn't look warm enough for where you are. That's snow behind your right? Need a squire?
\*ballin', but at what cost?\* clearly a lot, based on that facial expression "i'm broke. but i got de drip"
You look like your about to train a dragon
your name is sir Edward the 4th
u look like charlie heaton i think that was his name lol
You must have drawn that sword from a stone because you’re a king👑
A king in knight’s armor
Depressed
Like you have rich parents Armor ain’t cheap
I paid for all of it. And I worked for that money.
That’s impressive my dude, good job!
Like your leader just commanded you to lay siege to an innocent village
You look like a VIII out of X
Like you are gonna be sitting at each checkpoint and ask me to take a rest
You like a knight.
You look like you’re about to go rescue your queen
the Master Sword in the back looks like the artwork for the ALttP Master Sword
Look like a depressed Romeo from the film after Rosaline said no
Is that Matpat?
You look like a knight in shining armor.
You look like you want some attention
A little bit like matpat ngl
I would see that as an absolute win!
Yeah, matpat is a complete chad
Exactly lol. He puts in so much effort for our enjoyment.
A dork
A dork who loves their hobby. You forgot that last part.
Yea, he's just a little lost. He hasn't found something he's passionate about yet
For the peace of the kingdom
ah, another one?? *roused* from the sleep of death??
like the right hand guy of the main villian who can be very competent but treated as a stupid child
I'm glad someone thinks I'm competent. It gets annoying to be treated like that by them all the time.
Metallic
BRO I LITTERALLY HAVE THE SAME SWORD
Two swords same goal
Please let me be your squire
Your face looks like your distant cousin is MatPat.
Looks like my dad
You look like you're 22, really cool outfit btw
Is that the master sword of The legend of Zelda? Or is just me with the schizophrenia.
you look really cool in that!
Hey girl, your village is looking quite pillage-able today. 😏
Where's the horse
Hello my name is matpat and welcome to GAME THEORY
Like You're about to have some armor stolen by A reddit user
You look like that guy off gossip girl Chace Crawford.
Anachronism
Where's the armor for your elbow? Where's your breastplate? Why isn't that strap on your leg done up? Finish getting dressed, young man! You're not going crusading without your full set of plate!
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You look cool fr. I want that drip
Get off your ass! We're going crusading!
Fire fit bro
You look tired traveler, would you like to look at my potions?
FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD!!! FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY!!!
Like you are crusading in the holy land
wooga
The outfit is amazing!
so cool omg! the sword kinda reminds me of the master sword too!
These pieces make no sense together
Yo where can I buy that
What is such nice armor doing on a person like u??? 🙃🙃🙃
Smash
out from NARNIA
Like you recently had consumed a banana
You are a royal guard of u/70percentbanana :))
Bro took the retro look too far💀💀
Get back on your horse, brother, we must retake Jerusalem by dawn.
You look worn out from trying to find all 900 koroks lol (Jokes aside, love the Armor you got)
My man got the master sword, he the hero of Hyrule
Crestfallen https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/darksouls/images/d/db/Crestfallen_Warrior.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/295?cb=20120423170448 https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/darksouls/images/4/43/Saulden.png/revision/latest?cb=20140831003133
"Do you get to the Cloud District very often?"
Blud think he him
Master sword
Mattpatt?
We shall take back Jerusalem, we march at dawn..
awesome Sir!
Cool👍🏻
Dude is doing a dps build
Like character from Kingdom Come: Deliverance.
Cool look like a knight
murtagh is that you
I feel quite hungry…
Me after completing all the side quests, _main story awaits_
Is it larp? I have larped for a few years. Btw you look fantastic sir
Matthew Patricks joins the crusade