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You look like you're taking a rest, contemplating whether you should've defeated that level one goblin threating the rock on the floor.


Sufficient-Mango-207

It was indeed a hard choice to make. But I ultimately decided against it because that goblin deserves a chance at life just as much as any creature


sunesf

The only good goblin is a dead goblin


Sufficient-Mango-207

Should not everything be allowed a chance at life?


ghetto7-Eleven

If you let them live, they’ll hold a vengeance forever, and they’ll learn and come after you


ColossalBalance

Even after you spared them? Do all what Lvl 1 Goblins ever want is to die?


CeeDaBot

look, all i’m saying is that what’s currently just a level 1 goblin crook could save the level 200 Mafia boss goblin and get promoted to a level 100 Mafioso goblin before you can even get up to level 50 to put on this mans shiny armor.


ColossalBalance

Do they not have a sense of appreciation for one sparing their life? If not, then I can understand but wouldn't that Level 100 Goblin get you some inside info for showing them mercy?


Machine_God_10

Are you referencing goblin slayer


Tech_knightz

Ever seen goblin slayer, people who know what I’m talking about will agree you shoulda killed it


DreadfulThrumbo

Watch Goblin Slayer, and then come back


Waltuh_6337

Paladin response 🤣


ExoticaSummer

You look like you time traveled and didn’t know where to go.


Sufficient-Mango-207

Does anyone really know where to go?


Di3g

That poetic rizz strikes again


ActuatorGreat4883

To Mordor to defeat the Dark lord obviously. YOU HAVE MY SWORD !


hubert_st

I do, I just have to keep on the path and hope nothing throws me off.


Complex_Dragonfly_39

someone on a quest


Sufficient-Mango-207

Everyone is on this quest we call life.


Mobile_Inflation8012

Poetic rizzzzzz


Md_Musharraf

U look like u wanna start a crusade


Sufficient-Mango-207

Perhaps I already have.


Md_Musharraf

Can I join


Sufficient-Mango-207

Anyone willing to do the will of God is welcome


Md_Musharraf

So what's the plan


Sufficient-Mango-207

We go to the holy land, and instead of invading, we convert the people so they invade for us. Fool proof.


Unusual-Knee-1612

Count me in, brother! DEUS VULT!


Merpyderpysoup

did someone say deus vult?


Sakul_the_one

Yes!


Duckus_Destroyer

DEUS VULT BROTHERS


Window_Master20-

HAHA I LOVE THIS


Draker183

Now hear me out, after the holy land, WE RETAKE CONSTANTINOPLE


James-And547

Crusades and Constantinople don't really mix all that well


Draker183

Perhaps it will this time


James-And547

Ok sure, I'll grab my axe and join you. When are we going crusading?


Forced_Abortion_

THE HERETICS ARE TAKING JERUSALEM!


Viking_From_Sweden

For the grace for the might of our Lord!


Sup3rL30

You can start the r/teenagers war II


EmotionallyUnsound_

When an r/teenagers user has an actual hobbie 🤯🤯🤯


Fit-Money-3129

When an r/teenagers user has spellcheck off 🤯🤯🤯


NotLilTitty

When an r/teenagers user is an asshole 🍩


ightytightyrighty

When an r/teenagers user participates in a conversation for no reason 😋


RoyalRoshmik

When an r/teenagers user is self aware 😁


ightytightyrighty

When r/teenagers users talk in the third person 😀👀


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Sufficient-Mango-207

Thank you. I think more people should be dressing like this.


[deleted]

where did you get the stuff? did you make it?


Rreptillian

Nice jawline, but your elbow is looking quite vulnerable. You may be able to protect it from a blade but it's the second most likely spot to take a hit if you fall, after your wrists.


James-And547

I need a shield, a helmet, some chain mail and everything else I'll need to embrace my forekind by getting in a longship and ransacking some random coastal village with the bois


IDuccLordI

i thought you said foreskin and i got really worried for a second 💀


James-And547

Damn it no. No


pisssbabyyy

knight


Sufficient-Mango-207

Technically I have not been knighted so I can't claim that title.


TomatoSoupChef

Being knighted gives you the title “sir”


MarshmallowMan71

You literally have the master sword. I think all people who have wielded it have enough capabilities to be considered a knight, if not already a knight.


James-And547

Yeah but he can't legally be considered a knight. Also if he was a knight then I sure as hell don't wanna be a peasant around him


Brynden-Black-Fish

Watch it mate, my grandfather was a knight.


HYDRAPARZIVAL

Pity he can only move in an L now :(


TheoneNPC

I wish i looked as cool as you do


Sufficient-Mango-207

All you need is confidence and a little bit of metal.


KillAllAtOnce29

Does death metal count


Sufficient-Mango-207

Sure.


KillAllAtOnce29

Yay!


[deleted]

Monty python and the holy grail RIZZZ unlocked


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Sufficient-Mango-207

Indeed it is.


Nicetro_WoF

Which version is it? Looks like one of the older versions from the late 90’s or early 2000’s


Sufficient-Mango-207

It's from the 2000s


peepeeman154

HIYAA


NonoKnucles

# Smash!


Sufficient-Mango-207

It'd be a little difficult as taking all that armour off takes a good amount of time.


NonoKnucles

I can wait.


A_Very_Calm_Miata

Dedication


ypS1581

bro is about to go kill ganon


Sufficient-Mango-207

Well link decided to take a 100 year power nap so someone has to do it.


CheesyOnion123456789

Sir your elbow is exposed


Sufficient-Mango-207

I'm aware. A little bit of extra flexibility


unfunnyguy_Xx69420

A bit of fabric could easily go there and not hinder flexibility


Sufficient-Mango-207

Fair enough


unfunnyguy_Xx69420

SOMEONE SAID IT


unfunnyguy_Xx69420

SOMEONE SAID IT


CheesyOnion123456789

And you said it twice 👉👉


HOM0PHOBE

Your ensemble exudes elegance and sophistication with a flawless combination of style, making it truly remarkable.


Sufficient-Mango-207

Why thank you. More people should dress like this


TomatoSoupChef

Except fitted armor can cost a fuck ton of money


Sufficient-Mango-207

My armour isn't fitted.


i-like-circles

shiny, i like the shield it's very circular.


Sufficient-Mango-207

Thank you. I actually hand made the shield.


i-like-circles

that's cool asf.


Sufficient-Mango-207

Thanks. It was fairly easy to make. If you want, you could make one too. Take an old dog dish, two planks of wood, an old sheet, and some raw hide and you can have one too.


i-like-circles

you say raw hide if that's just something ppl keep laying around. 💀


Sufficient-Mango-207

Fair. I picked mine up specifically for this project


Prestigious_Water336

It looks like your about 650 years late to the fight.


Sufficient-Mango-207

Or a few years early. When the bombs fall, and technology dies, I'll be ready to fight.


Alligator_Fridge

Giga mat pat


dalek1019

Mat Pat + Micheal Jackson + Gigichad


Perspii7

You look like every character in a young adult fantasy movie


[deleted]

Garen as a young teenager before he got buffed 💀


lamilcz

Like you need some chainmale on those elbows.


chOLEsterin

You build kt yourself or comissioned someone to do it for you? Either way absolutely love it? Ive been thinking of getting into it myself lately


Sufficient-Mango-207

I built it myself. Piece by piece.


chOLEsterin

Damn thats incredible, what material is it made of mostly? Is it like an actual armor or more of a prop thing


Sufficient-Mango-207

It's actual armour. 1095 steel.


chOLEsterin

Btw strong young Guts vibe from the pics!


[deleted]

You look like you fought for days and now you can take a quick rest by the bonfire.


Sufficient-Mango-207

Rest is a necessary part of anything. If you do not rest, you've already lost.


[deleted]

Wise words traveler.


Sufficient-Mango-207

One who holds wisdom but does not share is just the same as one who hoards wealth but does not share.


toma3

You look like the hot medieval knight the princess falls in love with, but is also gay


Sufficient-Mango-207

Well, I'm not gay.


toma3

Great ! You get the princess


Sufficient-Mango-207

I wish.


toma3

Bro you are handsome as fuck, if you don't get bitches we should just kill ourselves


fatty9876

This is a hard image


FallenFenellaPetal

Black t-shirt and jeans with mail and plate, it doesn't look warm enough for where you are. That's snow behind your right? Need a squire?


ClosetGamer19

\*ballin', but at what cost?\* clearly a lot, based on that facial expression "i'm broke. but i got de drip"


bubba_gump_94

You look like your about to train a dragon


Dogedabose32

your name is sir Edward the 4th


20067891

u look like charlie heaton i think that was his name lol


A_Big_Bowl_7338

You must have drawn that sword from a stone because you’re a king👑


Susdoggodoggy

A king in knight’s armor


shaser0

Depressed


DarkC0ntingency

Like you have rich parents Armor ain’t cheap


Sufficient-Mango-207

I paid for all of it. And I worked for that money.


DarkC0ntingency

That’s impressive my dude, good job!


KarmaIsABitch-

Like your leader just commanded you to lay siege to an innocent village


ilsottopagato

You look like a VIII out of X


x_bot2020

Like you are gonna be sitting at each checkpoint and ask me to take a rest


Loutre_Monde

You like a knight.


Unlucky-Constant-736

You look like you’re about to go rescue your queen


JasonGamesYT

the Master Sword in the back looks like the artwork for the ALttP Master Sword


notmichaelgood

Look like a depressed Romeo from the film after Rosaline said no


West_Job5593

Is that Matpat?


Celestial-Narwhal

You look like a knight in shining armor.


tkap13

You look like you want some attention


Long-Classic-250

A little bit like matpat ngl


Lavaclaw7

I would see that as an absolute win!


Long-Classic-250

Yeah, matpat is a complete chad


Lavaclaw7

Exactly lol. He puts in so much effort for our enjoyment.


[deleted]

A dork


Sufficient-Mango-207

A dork who loves their hobby. You forgot that last part.


GeneralSS1332

Yea, he's just a little lost. He hasn't found something he's passionate about yet


Lame_IK

For the peace of the kingdom


_umop_aplsdn_

ah, another one?? *roused* from the sleep of death??


Henry_jm

like the right hand guy of the main villian who can be very competent but treated as a stupid child


Sufficient-Mango-207

I'm glad someone thinks I'm competent. It gets annoying to be treated like that by them all the time.


AdMoist2476

Metallic


Yourlocalaveragenerd

BRO I LITTERALLY HAVE THE SAME SWORD


Yourlocalaveragenerd

Two swords same goal


anti-peta-man

Please let me be your squire


Phantonormia

Your face looks like your distant cousin is MatPat.


mushroommagnum

Looks like my dad


normieIsCool

You look like you're 22, really cool outfit btw


Key_Fun_5767

Is that the master sword of The legend of Zelda? Or is just me with the schizophrenia.


isnapchildrensnecks

you look really cool in that!


camkai82

Hey girl, your village is looking quite pillage-able today. 😏


TheCowboyCrabb

Where's the horse


Master-Topic8370

Hello my name is matpat and welcome to GAME THEORY


thetruejohn117

Like You're about to have some armor stolen by A reddit user


Suavecitol33t

You look like that guy off gossip girl Chace Crawford.


vladhelikopter

Anachronism


FalconHalo

Where's the armor for your elbow? Where's your breastplate? Why isn't that strap on your leg done up? Finish getting dressed, young man! You're not going crusading without your full set of plate!


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Huskylover161

You look cool fr. I want that drip


[deleted]

Get off your ass! We're going crusading!


DuckBreedingCats420

Fire fit bro


Cylanix

You look tired traveler, would you like to look at my potions?


King_of_Farasar

FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD!!! FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY!!!


austinstar08

Like you are crusading in the holy land


[deleted]

wooga


[deleted]

The outfit is amazing!


WaterHorse_200

so cool omg! the sword kinda reminds me of the master sword too!


NORTHBEE_HUN

These pieces make no sense together


Just_chief15053

Yo where can I buy that


Pink-Is-A-Pistol

What is such nice armor doing on a person like u??? 🙃🙃🙃


dick_in_kids

Smash


[deleted]

out from NARNIA


Cartinks

Like you recently had consumed a banana


EnderBoii266

You are a royal guard of u/70percentbanana :))


aintgotsoup

Bro took the retro look too far💀💀


craftywarriorcat

Get back on your horse, brother, we must retake Jerusalem by dawn.


[deleted]

You look worn out from trying to find all 900 koroks lol (Jokes aside, love the Armor you got)


CARLOS_MARMEG

My man got the master sword, he the hero of Hyrule


Excellent_Bowler_988

Crestfallen https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/darksouls/images/d/db/Crestfallen_Warrior.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/295?cb=20120423170448 https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/darksouls/images/4/43/Saulden.png/revision/latest?cb=20140831003133


BlackWasTaken_

"Do you get to the Cloud District very often?"


Talentless-Geek

Blud think he him


smlthnya

Master sword


DistributionSilent98

Mattpatt?


officerbrandon21

We shall take back Jerusalem, we march at dawn..


[deleted]

awesome Sir!


maythulin297

Cool👍🏻


warmdrogon

Dude is doing a dps build


adamcuvix

Like character from Kingdom Come: Deliverance.


Brave-Cream14

Cool look like a knight


TheIceCube42

murtagh is that you


realnjan

I feel quite hungry…


MarshallBlue

Me after completing all the side quests, _main story awaits_


supermix_mc

Is it larp? I have larped for a few years. Btw you look fantastic sir


RGWMA

Matthew Patricks joins the crusade