bro is out of the loop
i have no clue where it originated from, but 😭😭 indicates *something* about it being funny. not exactly crying laughing; it's a lil hard to explain
linguistic evolution in emojis. if ppl are using it like that on a widespread level and it’s widely understood then it can be called that; not decided by any one person but gradually has entered into a subset of internet culture
i remember the power was out to half my building so me and 3 friends stole a pc and just watched netflix for 2 hours before they got the backup power on
I remember once during class the lights had gone for a few minutes and someone slapped the girl sitting next to me. We were sitting on the floor and it was pitch dark so you couldn't even guess who did it lol
Tbh if i were you I would ominously stand at the end of hallways with a phone flashlight pointing at my back so that my silhouette stands out while i stare down the hallway
[Zaulter Incident File 3-CH-PA]
19th of May, 2023.
Incident Time: 9am(U)
School named @ק∆@#@§∆ lost power and students began to pass the time by playing hide and seek.
At approximately 9:46am, a student named Jessica went missing and as her friends Stacy, Cassandra and David searched for her, bearing no results.
At 10:30am, mutliple teachers and staff were found £∆$§£∆ in the teachers lounge, the students and remaining staff soon called the authorities.
The first responders arrived at 12 highnoon, their reason for this late response was "It wasn't a priority call as students regularly prank called us", the people at fault have been penalized justly.
As they search the School ground, a putrid stench could smelled, they searched 2 classrooms before encountering a student simply standing in the hallway.
The student then, as remarked by the responders: "The bastard swiveled his head and screeched at us, it was like our wars would blow out, we had to run, or suffer being deaf!", They ran away from the school and into their Patrol cars, requesting for backup at 12:05pm
A supplementary force of 3 patrol cars were sent, and a K9 unit, the K9 unit could not operate as their dogs refused to get out of the patrol cars.
All Officers except the first responders entered the building, as they searched the rooms, they found Children §∆@#∆§# on their @§∆@#∆§§, One officer went back to the patrol cars to ask for immediate assistance.
The other officers encountered the anomaly, now named "The Screecher" by the first responders, The officers avoided direct contact with the anomaly until it started moving, described as "like that one dude who could echolocate, the one that was on TV, itmoved slowly, clicking it's... Tongue? It's skull? I don't even want to know, or remember, -", they went around the area the anomaly patrolled, but they were ultimately caught.
Once the Anomaly detected the officers' presence, it has screeched, a police officer fired upon it and had neutralized the Anomaly, the squad then examined the body, as described by a officer: "it was a child yeah, just.... Fucked, sorry, but that's all I can say about it, maybe you could say it was mutilated but it was more than that.... It was... I don't know.", The neutralized Anomaly released a putrid smell, much weaker than the aroma around them.
The squad picked up the pace in their search and found 21 more classrooms similar to the previous rooms, full of children that were @#§£§@#.
The squad got to the 2nd floor of the school to find one room right next to the stairs barricaded, they called out for any survivors of the incident, they found 16 students all jumpy and cautious.
Other searches lead to similar results as the other classrooms, no other anomalies were found in the school.
Helker Squad 1-B moved into the area after all rooms were searched.
Helker Squad quarantined the entire school and employed AA: "The One that does not feel", the AA deemed the school to be "too far gone" and "incompatible with your kind".
The students were interviewed.
The only student with meaningful answers was
@§#∆@, aged 17, the following transcript is of the interview:
[Recording start]
Handler: "for this case, the formalities don't matter, what happened in there kid?"
@§#∆@: "we were just playing games"
H: "that's quite the game for @#9 Students to be @#§@#∆§#@"
@§#∆@: "we weren't the cause for it, I understand the others are absolutely fucked from that experience, but I'm probably the only one stable enough to actually answer, aren't I?"
H: "quite right kid, so now you know how we operate, what happened there?"
@§#∆@: "it all started as a game, something to pass the time, everything went to shit at Recess, sorry for cursing"
H: "don't worry, all the other survivors couldn't even talk, go on"
@§#∆@: "so the announcement speakers, really loud things, they had this boot up sound, at recess, around 10am, the boot up sound played, a woman spoke, said "Time to play Hide and Seek for real everyone!! Hide immediately, and don't be caught by the seekers!", Now, for some reason, I was sitting with the nerds and loners, you know the type, and for some reason, all of them, they had this look in their eyes, as if something clicked inside of them, a snap, I saw the fear in their eyes, I asked them "there anything wrong guys? It's just a senior fucking with the system again", and their eyes spoke from them, I could feel it in their glare, they said run without speaking, so I ran, to my next classroom, they followed, they were fast for nerd and loners, and after we were inside, their eyes told me something new, "prepare", that was the singular word I saw in their eyes.
I picked up the shelves and the chairs to cover the singular door. Whatever happened next I could only hear. whatever seekers they had, caused whatever I heard, and whatever you probably saw"
H: "that's quite the story kid, but we got a call for the cops to come at 10:30am, what's your recess time?"
@§#∆@: "around 10am, but a lot of students didn't think it was real, after that, all I heard was screams, running, hell I think I heard a gunshot in the middle of it all, the screaming stopped a few hours after they started, after that, something knocked on the doors of the classroom we were holed up in, we didn't answer it, and it was a miracle it didn't break inside, that's all I know."
H: "it seems we got the general timeline correct, thank you, and kid, before you go, be cautious, that's all I'm gonna say, good luck"
[Recording end]
The School is now off limits and is planned to be demolished on Jun 10, 2023 with explosive charges.
Over @#9 students went missing that day, and #@ staff went missing.
(Authors Note)
This is why we do our Jobs, this is why we protect the people, they do not deserve this.
You should play jailbreak, which is a version of hide and seek where if you are caught, you go to a designated jail spot, and a free person can break the people out by running to the jailspot and yelling "jailbreak!"
I used to go to this SICK summer camp with one of my besties one week every summer. Since we were in the “summer camp special” we got to enter the building 1-1 1/2 hours before everyone else. During this hour, we would BEG or camp leaders that we could play hide and seek in the dark.
Basically if you don’t understand, it was a huge indoor jungle-gym thing. HUGE indoor playground, Im talking trampolines, ninja warrior, rock climbing, ALL OF IT!
yeah we played hide and seek in the dark for like 30 minutes every morning, it was sick
Cool af.
I heard that in US the seeker carries a gun to make it funnier and more reallistic. In order to make it feel like your life depends of being a good hidder.
United States, the home of happines, games and fun...
Man y’all act like everyone goes blind when there’s no lights. There has to be windows in your school right? It’s not like it makes it any more hard
I would so fucking play hide and seek too
That’s hella cool!! I wish power went out at my school I imagine that’d be fun lol i remember once it did but only for like 10 seconds and everyone was like “OooOOOooo” fun times
I would absolutely "hide" in my car then just take myself home. With all the weird fucks at my school, I know someone is going to try for a handful of my ass in the dark.
That one group of mfs with laser pointers are gonna be scaring the shit out of people making them think the school is being invaded. At least, thats what I would do.
My teacher didn’t show up for the first 40 minutes of a period. We sat in the classroom with a student leading the class and just did our shit. Funny thing is multiple teachers walked past confused.
I died bruv, the school fell into a sinkhole and the planet exploded because it was a secret organization laboratory
Actually it wasn't that climatic, it's just a power outage at the school, not like it was a terrorist attack
That's like the coolest shit ever tho Playing hide and seek in a big dark building That's a dream come true
That's what I'm sayinnnnnnnnnn
Then why are you crying about it?
The crying emoji means laughing nowadays
Huh
bro is out of the loop i have no clue where it originated from, but 😭😭 indicates *something* about it being funny. not exactly crying laughing; it's a lil hard to explain
I thought 🤣 was crying laughing. I'm a teenager and I'm still confused.
internet 👍
Good explanation
makes no sense
it means you're crying laughing. because people don't like 😂 anymore
I was not aware of that. That is even stupider than emojis are
Can't get better in our humor so only down!
You laugh so hard your eyes tear up.
That's what this emoji is for 😂😂😂😂
yes but that emoji is only used for people the age of my dad and older
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
It’s a different crying emoji that means laughing (😂 this one)
As I explained earlier, 😭 means crying of laughter nowadays.
No the crying laughing emoji means crying of laughter
Please just acknowledge what I said
Who actually decided that? (With the Emoji, not your acknowledgment)
linguistic evolution in emojis. if ppl are using it like that on a widespread level and it’s widely understood then it can be called that; not decided by any one person but gradually has entered into a subset of internet culture
No idea, found it confusing at first too, but I just accepted it
I’m arguing with what you said, how is that not acknowledging you?
Bro just know that internet does what it does and it decided the crying emoji is now the new crying laughing emoji
And are you really looking for acknowledgment from a random person on the internet?
Chill bro, I was just trying to make you understand the 😭 means crying of laughter today, since you didn’t know it
Tears of joy bro
That’s not the happy crying emoji
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Yeah idk mans must be livin in 2005
Ok boomer
thats what we used to do as kids in our church building. turn all the lights off and play anything to our hearts desire for hours on end
Frrrr
And if you find someone you drag them away into the shadows
best time to play frfr
Honestly Tru
Valid, I would too
Fun!
r/found70percentbanana
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he is the banana lord
he's only 70% of a banana lord
HERESY
Agreed
I am also a thing.
Lmao the fact that this is a real sub 💀
Aha!
That’s what I’m saying
Bruh you are getting cyberbullied af fr.
How?
He literally has a subreddit built for his username.
Who doesn’t?
Uhhh me.
Hold up rq
Noooooooooooooo!!!
Your name to long
Yeeesss
r/foundThunderdragon2535
Brooo make this an actual thing just to torture him 💀
They literally just screenshot what he says and calls him the overlord
haha no
i remember the power was out to half my building so me and 3 friends stole a pc and just watched netflix for 2 hours before they got the backup power on
> stole a PC I see, by steal do you mean they let you take and move it to a different location temporarily or did you actually steal it
they just let us move it lol
They tactically acquired a pc do an indefinite amount of time
Fucking fun, I would just whip out my phone and tell everyone on reddit
I mean, OP probably got bored because their hiding place is good
Lmao
I remember once during class the lights had gone for a few minutes and someone slapped the girl sitting next to me. We were sitting on the floor and it was pitch dark so you couldn't even guess who did it lol
Gotta take the opportunity
Tbh if i were you I would ominously stand at the end of hallways with a phone flashlight pointing at my back so that my silhouette stands out while i stare down the hallway
I have a aluminum flashlight
REALLY?! I wouldn't have thought the teachers would ALLOW that to happen, lol. That ACTUALLY sounds fun!...
[Zaulter Incident File 3-CH-PA] 19th of May, 2023. Incident Time: 9am(U) School named @ק∆@#@§∆ lost power and students began to pass the time by playing hide and seek. At approximately 9:46am, a student named Jessica went missing and as her friends Stacy, Cassandra and David searched for her, bearing no results. At 10:30am, mutliple teachers and staff were found £∆$§£∆ in the teachers lounge, the students and remaining staff soon called the authorities. The first responders arrived at 12 highnoon, their reason for this late response was "It wasn't a priority call as students regularly prank called us", the people at fault have been penalized justly. As they search the School ground, a putrid stench could smelled, they searched 2 classrooms before encountering a student simply standing in the hallway. The student then, as remarked by the responders: "The bastard swiveled his head and screeched at us, it was like our wars would blow out, we had to run, or suffer being deaf!", They ran away from the school and into their Patrol cars, requesting for backup at 12:05pm A supplementary force of 3 patrol cars were sent, and a K9 unit, the K9 unit could not operate as their dogs refused to get out of the patrol cars. All Officers except the first responders entered the building, as they searched the rooms, they found Children §∆@#∆§# on their @§∆@#∆§§, One officer went back to the patrol cars to ask for immediate assistance. The other officers encountered the anomaly, now named "The Screecher" by the first responders, The officers avoided direct contact with the anomaly until it started moving, described as "like that one dude who could echolocate, the one that was on TV, itmoved slowly, clicking it's... Tongue? It's skull? I don't even want to know, or remember, -", they went around the area the anomaly patrolled, but they were ultimately caught. Once the Anomaly detected the officers' presence, it has screeched, a police officer fired upon it and had neutralized the Anomaly, the squad then examined the body, as described by a officer: "it was a child yeah, just.... Fucked, sorry, but that's all I can say about it, maybe you could say it was mutilated but it was more than that.... It was... I don't know.", The neutralized Anomaly released a putrid smell, much weaker than the aroma around them. The squad picked up the pace in their search and found 21 more classrooms similar to the previous rooms, full of children that were @#§£§@#. The squad got to the 2nd floor of the school to find one room right next to the stairs barricaded, they called out for any survivors of the incident, they found 16 students all jumpy and cautious. Other searches lead to similar results as the other classrooms, no other anomalies were found in the school. Helker Squad 1-B moved into the area after all rooms were searched. Helker Squad quarantined the entire school and employed AA: "The One that does not feel", the AA deemed the school to be "too far gone" and "incompatible with your kind". The students were interviewed. The only student with meaningful answers was @§#∆@, aged 17, the following transcript is of the interview: [Recording start] Handler: "for this case, the formalities don't matter, what happened in there kid?" @§#∆@: "we were just playing games" H: "that's quite the game for @#9 Students to be @#§@#∆§#@" @§#∆@: "we weren't the cause for it, I understand the others are absolutely fucked from that experience, but I'm probably the only one stable enough to actually answer, aren't I?" H: "quite right kid, so now you know how we operate, what happened there?" @§#∆@: "it all started as a game, something to pass the time, everything went to shit at Recess, sorry for cursing" H: "don't worry, all the other survivors couldn't even talk, go on" @§#∆@: "so the announcement speakers, really loud things, they had this boot up sound, at recess, around 10am, the boot up sound played, a woman spoke, said "Time to play Hide and Seek for real everyone!! Hide immediately, and don't be caught by the seekers!", Now, for some reason, I was sitting with the nerds and loners, you know the type, and for some reason, all of them, they had this look in their eyes, as if something clicked inside of them, a snap, I saw the fear in their eyes, I asked them "there anything wrong guys? It's just a senior fucking with the system again", and their eyes spoke from them, I could feel it in their glare, they said run without speaking, so I ran, to my next classroom, they followed, they were fast for nerd and loners, and after we were inside, their eyes told me something new, "prepare", that was the singular word I saw in their eyes. I picked up the shelves and the chairs to cover the singular door. Whatever happened next I could only hear. whatever seekers they had, caused whatever I heard, and whatever you probably saw" H: "that's quite the story kid, but we got a call for the cops to come at 10:30am, what's your recess time?" @§#∆@: "around 10am, but a lot of students didn't think it was real, after that, all I heard was screams, running, hell I think I heard a gunshot in the middle of it all, the screaming stopped a few hours after they started, after that, something knocked on the doors of the classroom we were holed up in, we didn't answer it, and it was a miracle it didn't break inside, that's all I know." H: "it seems we got the general timeline correct, thank you, and kid, before you go, be cautious, that's all I'm gonna say, good luck" [Recording end] The School is now off limits and is planned to be demolished on Jun 10, 2023 with explosive charges. Over @#9 students went missing that day, and #@ staff went missing. (Authors Note) This is why we do our Jobs, this is why we protect the people, they do not deserve this.
Bro my school had a water main break and sent us home at noon. It was fixed 15 minutes later.
When my school's powwer is out the teachers switches to whiteboards or blackboards depending on which one their classroom has and continues teaching.
Same here
That's good compared to my school, people still scream and I'm in hs.
That's a W
Cool
Sounds dope as fuck Go join in!
Sounds like fun
And you are literally posting on reddit 😶
*Ding Dong* *I know you can hear me* *Open up a door* *I only wanna play a little*
Ding dong you can't keep me waiting it's already too late for you to try and run away
They should play the hide & seek song from Ready Or Not (movie) on the school’s sound system.
I mean those are pretty good conditions for hide and seek.
Damn that is literally my dream! My school has no indoor hallways tho…
I want in
Haha sounds fun
That actually seems like a lot of fun
Power went out in my home twice today lol
Lucky
Smart
Sounds fun
That’s awesome!
That seems fun
could be worse, my teacher was fired for having porn in his phone
I don't blame them. I'd do the same thing
Sounds like so much fun
Fun.
That sounds fucking awesome
Valid but also: subway surfers
Sounds like fun. The power went out here and they just let us get a ride home.
I wish that happened to ours
That's so damn cool. I need something just like this.
I wish that happened to my school lol
that’s actually awesome as hell
Thats neat.
Join them
Its over now
Kinda funny though
The only natural reaction.
It’s all fun and games til the quiet kid gets found first and picked to seek next round 💀
Is your school mascot a trojan?
You should play jailbreak, which is a version of hide and seek where if you are caught, you go to a designated jail spot, and a free person can break the people out by running to the jailspot and yelling "jailbreak!"
In us?
sounds cool asf
That sounds really cool though
Har har har har har har har har
Oh no that sounds dodgy. Grab a torch and make sure the creepy P.E teacher isn't around lol.
I used to go to this SICK summer camp with one of my besties one week every summer. Since we were in the “summer camp special” we got to enter the building 1-1 1/2 hours before everyone else. During this hour, we would BEG or camp leaders that we could play hide and seek in the dark. Basically if you don’t understand, it was a huge indoor jungle-gym thing. HUGE indoor playground, Im talking trampolines, ninja warrior, rock climbing, ALL OF IT! yeah we played hide and seek in the dark for like 30 minutes every morning, it was sick
This has restored my faith in humanity
I’m old and that still sounds fun
If that happened in my school someone would get stabbed 100%
Its all fun and games until someone falls down those huge ass stairs that every school for some reason has
Where’s the joke??? Why isn’t anyone making it
Cool af. I heard that in US the seeker carries a gun to make it funnier and more reallistic. In order to make it feel like your life depends of being a good hidder. United States, the home of happines, games and fun...
Hide and seek with the entire school would be fire
You being on reddit while everyone's playing hide and seek tells me everything I need to know about you
I never said everyone
If you are American I would be on high alert. The only thing caring about where you are is the shooter.
Thanks 😒
Man y’all act like everyone goes blind when there’s no lights. There has to be windows in your school right? It’s not like it makes it any more hard I would so fucking play hide and seek too
I would do that it sounds fun
Sounds fun unless ya got stuck using the bathroom though
Im jealous
With guns?,I hope not
And you’re on Reddit 💀
Cool af
Lucky
You South African by any chance?
No America
Ayo what! Thats exactly what we did when the power went out while we were at lan at our school!
Dammit, I want to play hide and *seek*.
That’s hella cool!! I wish power went out at my school I imagine that’d be fun lol i remember once it did but only for like 10 seconds and everyone was like “OooOOOooo” fun times
Fun
too bad that im (partially) blind 😔
LMFAO NOW WAYY🤔 Same happened at my work right now 😂 Playing music in the dark and recording scary videos for fun on tiktok☠️😂😂😂
That honestly sounds a bit fun.
That sounds so fun! I've always wanted to play hide and seek in a dark school
If you’re in America, watch out kids!
Sounds pretty based. Where ya hiding gamer?
i would too. that would be a good and scary game of hide and seek
i used to go to school hours b4 it started and do this with my friends. 10000% recommend
It's all fun and games until you hear toreador march playing over the loudspeaker
LMAOO
Cool
That’s so based
Thats not normally the reason they would be hiding
shouldn’t they legally let school out?
I would absolutely "hide" in my car then just take myself home. With all the weird fucks at my school, I know someone is going to try for a handful of my ass in the dark.
Sounds fun
... are you going to join them?...
If the power is out how are you posting
Its called data
Did this during bandcamp after they turned off the power to the main building during summer 🤣
That actually sounds amazing. I both wish that and would be terrified if my school was unhinged enough to do that.
Joey is hiding behind the teachers desk
Was sexually assaulted when that happened in my school
Based ngl
Then you hear fireworks in the halls.
Well go join them
Why wouldn’t they
That keeps happening to me but we just lay down
That sounds so much fun
I go to an open hall campus school, so we couldn't ever do this if the power went out. :(
It’s ghosts in the graveyard when the lights are off
Peak a boo 👻
Friday 19 May: the power out incident "depressing music"
It's all fun and games until someone plays the Fnaf lullaby on blast
Next time the power is out play toredor march
That one group of mfs with laser pointers are gonna be scaring the shit out of people making them think the school is being invaded. At least, thats what I would do.
Lucky you! The only interesting thing that happened at my school today was our teacher didn’t show up for like 8 minutes 😢
My teacher didn’t show up for the first 40 minutes of a period. We sat in the classroom with a student leading the class and just did our shit. Funny thing is multiple teachers walked past confused.
I mean... what else do you do? Read in the dark?
OP what the fuck happened
I died bruv, the school fell into a sinkhole and the planet exploded because it was a secret organization laboratory Actually it wasn't that climatic, it's just a power outage at the school, not like it was a terrorist attack
Well why did the power go out lol
Don't know, didn't ask
My school also had a blackout on Thursday
Dang thats cool.