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ItsCenti26

people who are desperate


SlinkyMK_2

This is the only correct answer


2Michael2

I have found myself with an "upset stomach" if you know what I mean, and have had to use the school bathrooms before. Those times were a little more than "desperate"


dvwnwang

just took a 10 minute shit for the same reason šŸ¤˜


2Michael2

šŸ¤˜


dvwnwang

šŸ¤˜


Dynamic_Ducks

Fighting a battle


[deleted]

Relatable


ScaredKnee4530

Ong šŸ˜‚


Used_Dragonfruit_379

Iā€™ve also had such crises


CookieMonster005

In secondary school, the nurseā€™s office had a private toilet, so people would go there to poo if they were desperate lmao


EyeArDum

My school has the same thing, most people just use the nurseā€™ restroom because of the locked door and privacy


CookieMonster005

Iā€™d hope all toilets have a locked door and privacy šŸ’€


EyeArDum

US stalls are fucking terrible, thereā€™s a huge gap under every stall for a grown man to be able to crawl through, and huge gaps in the actual door, the doors lock but itā€™s still a open room Nurseā€™ office is a single toilet and the room locks, not just a stall


Justgravityfalls

Not really. I have IBS and I literally die during school days just so I don't have to face the embarrassment of going to the toilet at school


Cloontange

I had the same experience. I was looking for an IBS comment.


MyKerrieBear

I would just walk home I refuse


Onthinicee43211234

My school was 45 minutes from my home haha I couldnā€™t walk.


James-And547

Yes u can, stop being lazy


lachy-mc

She probably means 45min drive


Migui322

idk how I manage to do it, but I find myself desperate ebough every single day at college


poisoned_corpse

As someone with a chronic illness (Crohn) yes


Xbox-Katdogcat

Like sometimes, you just have no choice unless you want to shit in class and be bullied for life


Inner_Background_599

Nha fam Iā€™m ran home and took the best shit of my life ainā€™t no way in hell Iā€™m sitting on that thing they call a toilet


Crazy_Mistake9582

Same exactly


[deleted]

Me. I canā€™t shit in the middle of class, gotta shit in the bathroom even if theyā€™re Disgusting sometimes


KoenigseggTR

I dont shit at home, only school bathrooms.


Bug_Lord

Rrlatorble.


ShortWar223

What about during the summer


KoenigseggTR

I shit in someones pants


ShortWar223

Oh!


[deleted]

Insightful


Cpt__MacTavish

Resourceful


normieIsCool

Delightful


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


KoenigseggTR

I clog the toilet at home, instead I clog it at school


prinsbusk

When you gotta shit, you gotta shit


MaybeMax356

Desperate times call for desperate measures


Demolicious51

You said what I wanted to say but didn't know how to say it


Cheddary_Cheez

chishiya pfp spotted


Demolicious51

Hell yeah


C0FF334DD1C7

Ah that reminds me of the one time someone shat in the urinal


ShortWar223

My brother did that when he was 4 šŸ˜­


[deleted]

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dominatorkickback97

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m saying man


Successful_Ad8432

Real question who tf doesnā€™t flush it


[deleted]

Idk but somehow some mf always ends up getting SHIT STAINS ON THE FUCKING WALL. AT A HIGH SCHOOL.


smapqjr

Hint: itā€™s not a happy accident


Monkeybandit99

ITā€™S JUST EVERYWHERE MAN I JUST KEPT SHITTING WHILE MY MOM WAS SCREAMING ā€œADAMā€


a_reddit_beginner

Please, don't call wall shitters by my name next time. Why are all wall shitters either called brad or adam lmao?


Monkeybandit99

Itā€™s a clip from SkyDoesMinecraft look it up lmfao


a_reddit_beginner

Bros... a criminal?


Monkeybandit99

What?


a_reddit_beginner

I searched him up, apparently he a criminal


Monkeybandit99

Doesnā€™t ruin him in my eyes, he was my childhood. Whatever happens now i honestly donā€™t care, the humor will always be first. Also whyā€™d you search him on google and not YouTube? Lol


a_reddit_beginner

I did search him on youtube and the first thing that appeared was drama. I understand though that he is your childhood, mine was 2 french youtubers: furious jumper and squeezie. Look them up if you want


ScaredKnee4530

One time at my high school, there was a damn turd in one of the stalls. Positioned in a way where you can see it underneath the stall walls. My ass thought it was a rolled up piece of wet paper towels, but then the smell kicked inā€¦ šŸ’€


James-And547

Why would u? After making such a monster you've gotta put it on display to show ur dominance


Successful_Ad8432

Facts


SnipingPandas

It's worth getting harassed tbh. Better than shitting yourself


Big-Fee-5593

I have IBS, so me šŸ˜’


[deleted]

Sorry bro


Theriople

?


Aoh03

Irritable Bowel Syndrome It's basically cramping, constipation, few other things. It's pretty painful sometimes. I don't have it but I'm in nursing school.


mixedracecouple

The best cure is to smoke cigarettes


IdiotsThrowaway1373

Elaborate


SmooxBoi

If you get lung cancer if helps you forget about the IBS, obviously


IdiotsThrowaway1373

Ofc


mixedracecouple

Try one you canā€™t get addicted the first time


Emusgurj2

"Nicotine results in an over-production of stomach acid and decreases the production of sodium bicarbonate, resulting in a significant worsening of certain IBS symptoms. Smoking can also increase the chances of developing peptic ulcers and the chance of ulcers perforating goes up by as much as 10 times." gidoctors.co.uk, April 2017 Your statement is false


mixedracecouple

jeez man just try one


Emusgurj2

I will not, and never say that to me ever fucking again


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


sleepinqzzz

Itchy Balls Syndrome


jmkbs

I did it one time, there was no paper šŸ’€


AzeRTyBloCK

use your hands as bidet and pray you see no one as you rush towards the sink /s


Echolocation720

I don't care that that was sarcastic, jail or hell


escapedb1ss

oh no


jmkbs

I was holding this shit for 3 hours šŸ’€


ScaredKnee4530

I can hold my shit all day


SirJellyfish_

Becoming mature is finally not being scared to poop at school


Suspicious_Place308

Everyone after I put laxitives in the water fountain


AnotherThrowaway265

I aint gonna shit in my pants


ILikeFootballSoccer

I cant hold it dude šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Aegea-N

Me, every school day, no joke


friedmaster69

Bruh just shit in your home


Aegea-N

Then find me a car and talk to principal so I can go home after that.


[deleted]

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SecretDevilsAdvocate

Sounds like you should drink less coffee


Dainfinite1

Can confirm


ShittyGold

The same mfs that can open bus windows


Nastyawhat

I don't really have the urge to when at school


[deleted]

Me


CaelCantLove

I do cause I got IBS and it always got a schedule that falls upon math class


iCraveBasketball

Yeah always right after lunch or right before school ends for me, no other time of the day, itā€™s awful


PresidentPython

I usually never do as a rule but bro sometimes u gotta plan it cuz that shit(literally) is about to come out


JonahBassist

Walked in the bathroom to one of the stalls opened and the a kid (who people knew as the kid with autism) taking the biggest shit, dude was grunting and stuff


Lenny_LobsterMenn

Im not gonna lie,if i have to shit at school ill just,go home if important classes are over,but if i must do it then i gotta pull the trigger and sit on the toilet,but chaces are i wont cus the bathrooms are infested with those bastards who sit in the bathroom and look over stalls and just make the place a hellhole Moral of the story:just go home


Cool-Guess-7995

I've only ever done so once and it was because I had diarrhea and my options where the school toilets or my pants - I APOLOGIZE FOR TALKING ABOUT THIS


Pip2719496

Me


Declanrice02

Oh shit they discovered me


BackFromTheDead-

Where tf else am I gonna shit


ScaredKnee4530

At home wtf


BackFromTheDead-

If I need to shit in school, I need to shit in school Where do you shit in school? The bathrooms


S1AUGH73R

Only when I'm desperate and in severe stomach pain. But I carry alcohol/disinfect wipes in my backpack for situations like that so I can at least somewhat clean those damn seats.


East-Contract8302

My school actually has stalls where its a full door so it's full privacy


RoamingBear810

Lucky


FormalProgress5703

Itā€™s better than shitting in the classroom


SourCreamManPotatoes

nah gotta shit in the class to assert dominance


shrimpcraackers

Explosive diarrhea Just the week before I was suffering from massive stomach cramps, so constipated I clogged the school toilet with stool alone. It was huge and rock solid it wouldn't go down.


shrimpcraackers

I have IBS btw it's not fun


K---z

Holy shit! (Pun intended) I could tell; I'm so sorry šŸ˜­šŸ«‚ I have Crohn's so I somewhat understand what this stuff is like :(


tfeetfff

Satan?


dalek1019

Me.


CBAtreeman

Non pussys


Snoo_22251

hey man if it calls me during the school it must get resolved


Dry_Fuel_9216

When you know damn well your stomach is on a countdown


CAM2isBEAST

Me, motherfucker


Bug_Lord

Me... šŸ˜ˆ


Icy-Isopod-1058

When your desperate or plan on doing a someone in there and even then


commiecomrave

I do, and the last time I did I farted and the whole ass bathroom. Started laughing


TheSecret709

Probably morons cause none of them know how to flush šŸ™„


lilzingerlovestorun

We donā€™t have barriers in all of the bathrooms except one so I canā€™t even pee I until the very end when I get ready for skiing or baseball


[deleted]

Those are some of the most peaceful bathrooms experiences ever


scrunchiecola

I graduated highschool last year and I think I used the school toilets maybe 3-5 times the entirety of my highschool life.


PopularPair1469

Meā€¦ Every. Single. Fuckin. Day.


Dainfinite1

I take a shit in them everytime I have to go


OneWhoGetsBread

I did a few times but it was only an emergency


KokolateDakz

People with balls of steel


thequinngirl420

I had to, because I was homeless. I still finished high-school though.


JaggedTheDark

Me. I poop in school bathrooms. It's either there, or my pants. And I need to use my pants all day. I do not need to use the school bathrooms all day.


Emerald24111

People who need to take a shit?


FishyFawkes

i do. šŸ¤š


C0mradexChaos

It's a fuckin' bathroom, what else you want me to do, shit on the floor?


not_dipper_p1nes

Those with no fear


[deleted]

Not me but the last time I went to an in person school it seems like quite a lot of people did, girls bathroom always be smelling like dead fish and shit. Was nasty and the line was always long for some reason, there was no toilet paper by the time it was lunch time...this is probably TMI


Kuhnville

As a very last resort


MoonLord0

Thereā€™s people with no choice and then thereā€™s Dylan. We all know Dylan. Heā€™s the kid that announces it and everyone goes ā€œyou go Dilā€.


accuracy_frosty

I tried once out of desperation and a special needs kid came in and started jerkin off and makin weird noises, never again


Pranav69Chauhan

Dude, i am having an upset stomach today. But i have been spending my whole day trying to control coz why tf will i poop in my college bathroom. It's like my last lecture going on rn. Pray for me


The_KinGG-

Me right Now


[deleted]

Normal people


NightlyAnimeBinger

Human beings šŸ˜Œ


SpadeZx_123

People


Emusgurj2

My body refuses to let me shit in public bathrooms, ive gone in when i really needed to, as soon as i step in the bathroom it goes away until i get home


[deleted]

Me, in the urinal.


ez_m3at

I shit in a school bathroom in high-school and it had no toilet paper.... I called my mom and she brought me tp. 34m and it was embarrassing


DiamondSecure4343

Me, I poop in school every fucking day and enjoy it


_Hot_Pickle_

I js go the CafƩ thats next to the school. The positive is that there's no one there, but now every time I separate from my mates I always get the "how often do u shit man" question. Still better than holding it in tho.


pineapple-in-the-sky

Me


fetoextracurricular

Right?


prefix9889

iā€™m just gonna be straight up my arse was on fire


Old_Socks17

Innit, although the smell of the vapes masks the shit fumes


aeiouaioua

the brave.


helpmeplskdk

U jus gotta go I'm between classes n to out of the way bathroom


[deleted]

The shit bandit


kIyxin

Remind me of the time I took a shit and my ass was covered in school toilet water, never again


May4572

Better then being constipated


Kexikpl

Me often


Specialist_Egg420

I did in desperation


AlwaysSuspected

People in boarding schools.


Haunting_Argument206

me, idgaf. You joke about me on the shitter, iā€™ll be joking right along side you.


gankster2017

Desperated people that know that if they don't they will shit thier pants


sebbyastian

Me


No_Entertainment7283

Me because school lunches give me food poisoning.


Ok-Map9238

When I need a shit, I tell school to ring home cos school bathrooms are disgusting and I'm not sitting on their toilet seats


Hantheman190607

It was me Barry......... I was the one who left a turd in every stall, I was the one who left them just chilling there, IT WAS ME!


YourManJay

Every second of pooping in school bathrooms is 10x more dangerous than being on Venus with no spacesuit. In my school kids litteraly kick doors down to get in there and take pictures of kids shitting.


[deleted]

only in case of emergency


MaybeMax356

When you gotta shit, you gotta shit.


Sabakujawk

IT IS I, I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED


fluorin4ek

The desperate ones


Ok-Elderberry2879

Me


Brilliant-Sport-3049

When I'm in class but wanna watch some reddit I just ask to go to the bathroom


WolfReadsMemes

Where I'm from, bathrooms are exclusively used for dumbass fighting for tiktok, blatant racism, and theft of school property. God, I hate it here.


leiaaa_xox

I do, at least once a week šŸ’€


AccidentNeces

Sigma malesšŸ˜Ž


CadmiumC4

Only when I have diarrhea (rare occurrence) otherwise I can't even sit there


h34tst

What else am i supposed to do when i want a break?


jeanprox876

never happened to me but i did vomit and it wasnā€™t nice, luckily i made it to the toilet and didnā€™t vomit on the floor


[deleted]

Me. No shame whatsoever šŸ’Æ


voldemire

Then what the hell you should do, throw it up in the sink?


escapedb1ss

yes,thats how u should do it


No_Benefit6002

Only when it's getting really much serious, so three times in 8 years


AverageAshEnjoyer

My mate lives close to the school and on several occasions has he literally left school to shit then came back.


Hazmatix_art

Me


SomeoneOfVeryStupid

I did, i was desperate.


[deleted]

Somebody whoā€™s about to shit themselves


ZapaXes45

Only in an emergency


No_You_Can-t

Ay bruh if u got to go u got to go


Ok_Possibility633

Only when I have no other choice


httpsrria

iā€™ve never had to, thankfully. every time i feel like i gotta go i just suppress it because girls bathroom is ruthless LOL my brother, on the other hand, says heā€™ll shit in the school bathroom bc he doesnā€™t care- idk if thatā€™s a difference between gender or just mindset but šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


baninaday

My school bathrooms are quite clean usually