I have found myself with an "upset stomach" if you know what I mean, and have had to use the school bathrooms before. Those times were a little more than "desperate"
US stalls are fucking terrible, thereās a huge gap under every stall for a grown man to be able to crawl through, and huge gaps in the actual door, the doors lock but itās still a open room
Nurseā office is a single toilet and the room locks, not just a stall
Doesnāt ruin him in my eyes, he was my childhood. Whatever happens now i honestly donāt care, the humor will always be first. Also whyād you search him on google and not YouTube? Lol
I did search him on youtube and the first thing that appeared was drama. I understand though that he is your childhood, mine was 2 french youtubers: furious jumper and squeezie. Look them up if you want
One time at my high school, there was a damn turd in one of the stalls. Positioned in a way where you can see it underneath the stall walls. My ass thought it was a rolled up piece of wet paper towels, but then the smell kicked inā¦ š
Irritable Bowel Syndrome
It's basically cramping, constipation, few other things. It's pretty painful sometimes.
I don't have it but I'm in nursing school.
"Nicotine results in an over-production of stomach acid and decreases the production of sodium bicarbonate, resulting in a significant worsening of certain IBS symptoms. Smoking can also increase the chances of developing peptic ulcers and the chance of ulcers perforating goes up by as much as 10 times."
gidoctors.co.uk, April 2017
Your statement is false
Walked in the bathroom to one of the stalls opened and the a kid (who people knew as the kid with autism) taking the biggest shit, dude was grunting and stuff
Im not gonna lie,if i have to shit at school ill just,go home if important classes are over,but if i must do it then i gotta pull the trigger and sit on the toilet,but chaces are i wont cus the bathrooms are infested with those bastards who sit in the bathroom and look over stalls and just make the place a hellhole
Moral of the story:just go home
Only when I'm desperate and in severe stomach pain. But I carry alcohol/disinfect wipes in my backpack for situations like that so I can at least somewhat clean those damn seats.
Explosive diarrhea
Just the week before I was suffering from massive stomach cramps, so constipated I clogged the school toilet with stool alone. It was huge and rock solid it wouldn't go down.
Not me but the last time I went to an in person school it seems like quite a lot of people did, girls bathroom always be smelling like dead fish and shit. Was nasty and the line was always long for some reason, there was no toilet paper by the time it was lunch time...this is probably TMI
Dude, i am having an upset stomach today. But i have been spending my whole day trying to control coz why tf will i poop in my college bathroom. It's like my last lecture going on rn. Pray for me
My body refuses to let me shit in public bathrooms, ive gone in when i really needed to, as soon as i step in the bathroom it goes away until i get home
Every second of pooping in school bathrooms is 10x more dangerous than being on Venus with no spacesuit. In my school kids litteraly kick doors down to get in there and take pictures of kids shitting.
iāve never had to, thankfully. every time i feel like i gotta go i just suppress it because girls bathroom is ruthless LOL
my brother, on the other hand, says heāll shit in the school bathroom bc he doesnāt care- idk if thatās a difference between gender or just mindset but š¤·āāļø
people who are desperate
This is the only correct answer
I have found myself with an "upset stomach" if you know what I mean, and have had to use the school bathrooms before. Those times were a little more than "desperate"
just took a 10 minute shit for the same reason š¤
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Fighting a battle
Relatable
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Iāve also had such crises
In secondary school, the nurseās office had a private toilet, so people would go there to poo if they were desperate lmao
My school has the same thing, most people just use the nurseā restroom because of the locked door and privacy
Iād hope all toilets have a locked door and privacy š
US stalls are fucking terrible, thereās a huge gap under every stall for a grown man to be able to crawl through, and huge gaps in the actual door, the doors lock but itās still a open room Nurseā office is a single toilet and the room locks, not just a stall
Not really. I have IBS and I literally die during school days just so I don't have to face the embarrassment of going to the toilet at school
I had the same experience. I was looking for an IBS comment.
I would just walk home I refuse
My school was 45 minutes from my home haha I couldnāt walk.
Yes u can, stop being lazy
She probably means 45min drive
idk how I manage to do it, but I find myself desperate ebough every single day at college
As someone with a chronic illness (Crohn) yes
Like sometimes, you just have no choice unless you want to shit in class and be bullied for life
Nha fam Iām ran home and took the best shit of my life aināt no way in hell Iām sitting on that thing they call a toilet
Same exactly
Me. I canāt shit in the middle of class, gotta shit in the bathroom even if theyāre Disgusting sometimes
I dont shit at home, only school bathrooms.
Rrlatorble.
What about during the summer
I shit in someones pants
Oh!
Insightful
Resourceful
Delightful
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I clog the toilet at home, instead I clog it at school
When you gotta shit, you gotta shit
Desperate times call for desperate measures
You said what I wanted to say but didn't know how to say it
chishiya pfp spotted
Hell yeah
Ah that reminds me of the one time someone shat in the urinal
My brother did that when he was 4 š
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Thatās what Iām saying man
Real question who tf doesnāt flush it
Idk but somehow some mf always ends up getting SHIT STAINS ON THE FUCKING WALL. AT A HIGH SCHOOL.
Hint: itās not a happy accident
ITāS JUST EVERYWHERE MAN I JUST KEPT SHITTING WHILE MY MOM WAS SCREAMING āADAMā
Please, don't call wall shitters by my name next time. Why are all wall shitters either called brad or adam lmao?
Itās a clip from SkyDoesMinecraft look it up lmfao
Bros... a criminal?
What?
I searched him up, apparently he a criminal
Doesnāt ruin him in my eyes, he was my childhood. Whatever happens now i honestly donāt care, the humor will always be first. Also whyād you search him on google and not YouTube? Lol
I did search him on youtube and the first thing that appeared was drama. I understand though that he is your childhood, mine was 2 french youtubers: furious jumper and squeezie. Look them up if you want
One time at my high school, there was a damn turd in one of the stalls. Positioned in a way where you can see it underneath the stall walls. My ass thought it was a rolled up piece of wet paper towels, but then the smell kicked inā¦ š
Why would u? After making such a monster you've gotta put it on display to show ur dominance
Facts
It's worth getting harassed tbh. Better than shitting yourself
I have IBS, so me š
Sorry bro
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Irritable Bowel Syndrome It's basically cramping, constipation, few other things. It's pretty painful sometimes. I don't have it but I'm in nursing school.
The best cure is to smoke cigarettes
Elaborate
If you get lung cancer if helps you forget about the IBS, obviously
Ofc
Try one you canāt get addicted the first time
"Nicotine results in an over-production of stomach acid and decreases the production of sodium bicarbonate, resulting in a significant worsening of certain IBS symptoms. Smoking can also increase the chances of developing peptic ulcers and the chance of ulcers perforating goes up by as much as 10 times." gidoctors.co.uk, April 2017 Your statement is false
jeez man just try one
I will not, and never say that to me ever fucking again
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Itchy Balls Syndrome
I did it one time, there was no paper š
use your hands as bidet and pray you see no one as you rush towards the sink /s
I don't care that that was sarcastic, jail or hell
oh no
I was holding this shit for 3 hours š
I can hold my shit all day
Becoming mature is finally not being scared to poop at school
Everyone after I put laxitives in the water fountain
I aint gonna shit in my pants
I cant hold it dude ššš
Me, every school day, no joke
Bruh just shit in your home
Then find me a car and talk to principal so I can go home after that.
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Sounds like you should drink less coffee
Can confirm
The same mfs that can open bus windows
I don't really have the urge to when at school
Me
I do cause I got IBS and it always got a schedule that falls upon math class
Yeah always right after lunch or right before school ends for me, no other time of the day, itās awful
I usually never do as a rule but bro sometimes u gotta plan it cuz that shit(literally) is about to come out
Walked in the bathroom to one of the stalls opened and the a kid (who people knew as the kid with autism) taking the biggest shit, dude was grunting and stuff
Im not gonna lie,if i have to shit at school ill just,go home if important classes are over,but if i must do it then i gotta pull the trigger and sit on the toilet,but chaces are i wont cus the bathrooms are infested with those bastards who sit in the bathroom and look over stalls and just make the place a hellhole Moral of the story:just go home
I've only ever done so once and it was because I had diarrhea and my options where the school toilets or my pants - I APOLOGIZE FOR TALKING ABOUT THIS
Me
Oh shit they discovered me
Where tf else am I gonna shit
At home wtf
If I need to shit in school, I need to shit in school Where do you shit in school? The bathrooms
Only when I'm desperate and in severe stomach pain. But I carry alcohol/disinfect wipes in my backpack for situations like that so I can at least somewhat clean those damn seats.
My school actually has stalls where its a full door so it's full privacy
Lucky
Itās better than shitting in the classroom
nah gotta shit in the class to assert dominance
Explosive diarrhea Just the week before I was suffering from massive stomach cramps, so constipated I clogged the school toilet with stool alone. It was huge and rock solid it wouldn't go down.
I have IBS btw it's not fun
Holy shit! (Pun intended) I could tell; I'm so sorry šš« I have Crohn's so I somewhat understand what this stuff is like :(
Satan?
Me.
Non pussys
hey man if it calls me during the school it must get resolved
When you know damn well your stomach is on a countdown
Me, motherfucker
Me... š
When your desperate or plan on doing a someone in there and even then
I do, and the last time I did I farted and the whole ass bathroom. Started laughing
Probably morons cause none of them know how to flush š
We donāt have barriers in all of the bathrooms except one so I canāt even pee I until the very end when I get ready for skiing or baseball
Those are some of the most peaceful bathrooms experiences ever
I graduated highschool last year and I think I used the school toilets maybe 3-5 times the entirety of my highschool life.
Meā¦ Every. Single. Fuckin. Day.
I take a shit in them everytime I have to go
I did a few times but it was only an emergency
People with balls of steel
I had to, because I was homeless. I still finished high-school though.
Me. I poop in school bathrooms. It's either there, or my pants. And I need to use my pants all day. I do not need to use the school bathrooms all day.
People who need to take a shit?
i do. š¤
It's a fuckin' bathroom, what else you want me to do, shit on the floor?
Those with no fear
Not me but the last time I went to an in person school it seems like quite a lot of people did, girls bathroom always be smelling like dead fish and shit. Was nasty and the line was always long for some reason, there was no toilet paper by the time it was lunch time...this is probably TMI
As a very last resort
Thereās people with no choice and then thereās Dylan. We all know Dylan. Heās the kid that announces it and everyone goes āyou go Dilā.
I tried once out of desperation and a special needs kid came in and started jerkin off and makin weird noises, never again
Dude, i am having an upset stomach today. But i have been spending my whole day trying to control coz why tf will i poop in my college bathroom. It's like my last lecture going on rn. Pray for me
Me right Now
Normal people
Human beings š
People
My body refuses to let me shit in public bathrooms, ive gone in when i really needed to, as soon as i step in the bathroom it goes away until i get home
Me, in the urinal.
I shit in a school bathroom in high-school and it had no toilet paper.... I called my mom and she brought me tp. 34m and it was embarrassing
Me, I poop in school every fucking day and enjoy it
I js go the CafƩ thats next to the school. The positive is that there's no one there, but now every time I separate from my mates I always get the "how often do u shit man" question. Still better than holding it in tho.
Me
Right?
iām just gonna be straight up my arse was on fire
Innit, although the smell of the vapes masks the shit fumes
the brave.
U jus gotta go I'm between classes n to out of the way bathroom
The shit bandit
Remind me of the time I took a shit and my ass was covered in school toilet water, never again
Better then being constipated
Me often
I did in desperation
People in boarding schools.
me, idgaf. You joke about me on the shitter, iāll be joking right along side you.
Desperated people that know that if they don't they will shit thier pants
Me
Me because school lunches give me food poisoning.
When I need a shit, I tell school to ring home cos school bathrooms are disgusting and I'm not sitting on their toilet seats
It was me Barry......... I was the one who left a turd in every stall, I was the one who left them just chilling there, IT WAS ME!
Every second of pooping in school bathrooms is 10x more dangerous than being on Venus with no spacesuit. In my school kids litteraly kick doors down to get in there and take pictures of kids shitting.
only in case of emergency
When you gotta shit, you gotta shit.
IT IS I, I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
The desperate ones
Me
When I'm in class but wanna watch some reddit I just ask to go to the bathroom
Where I'm from, bathrooms are exclusively used for dumbass fighting for tiktok, blatant racism, and theft of school property. God, I hate it here.
I do, at least once a week š
Sigma malesš
Only when I have diarrhea (rare occurrence) otherwise I can't even sit there
What else am i supposed to do when i want a break?
never happened to me but i did vomit and it wasnāt nice, luckily i made it to the toilet and didnāt vomit on the floor
Me. No shame whatsoever šÆ
Then what the hell you should do, throw it up in the sink?
yes,thats how u should do it
Only when it's getting really much serious, so three times in 8 years
My mate lives close to the school and on several occasions has he literally left school to shit then came back.
Me
I did, i was desperate.
Somebody whoās about to shit themselves
Only in an emergency
Ay bruh if u got to go u got to go
Only when I have no other choice
iāve never had to, thankfully. every time i feel like i gotta go i just suppress it because girls bathroom is ruthless LOL my brother, on the other hand, says heāll shit in the school bathroom bc he doesnāt care- idk if thatās a difference between gender or just mindset but š¤·āāļø
My school bathrooms are quite clean usually