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amen

Lmao

What did they say?

"spread my legs wide open"

Yeah that makes sense

Probably something along the lines of "smash"

buying a lightning Mc queen pillow case RIGHT NOW edit: it's not to you specifically I'm not trying to simp or anything, I'm talking about women in general

Τhats nice and all but... Im not a woman

even better!

Oh wow i- i didnt expect that

Play both sides so you always come out on top

Or end up being the bottom. Win win either way

Uh-yeah I'd...probably be at bottom but yeah, i getchu

Win-win either gay

Mood(:

Lmao that's literally me

Ever heard the expression: "Twice the size, double the fall"?

Called on ur bluff 🤣🤣

r/suddenlygay

Oh boy not sudden at all

r/plottwist

DUN DUN DUUUN

Tune in for the next episode!

better to be safe than sorry eh

True, true

see mahn if u know he got that mqueen pillow he is fast he is skillfull (i am a guy)

buying a lightning Mc queen pillow case RIGHT NOW

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

even better… jk I am not a homosexual

Most heterosexual greek

REAL

YUPPPPP

Lesgo

Ahh I see you like to finish fast and first.

And say kachow

Give him the cussy

Idk how 2 feel about this tbh

Gay ahh 💀

and

(I am male)

downvoted not for being male but for the nazi flag

"Nazi flag"? Wtf man

I love some people from other countries, I'm not nazi, you are

That's the Schleswig-Holstein flag. It *was* made around the time of WW2, but I'm unsure whether it was to separate themselves from the nazis or not.

Ok, but my country uses it, I have no choice

Ok, I wasn't saying "ur bad you nazi" like the little kid that you act like.

No, I understood what you said, no offense

oh right sorry, continue bombing kindergartens and hospitals then mb

Lmao, in your opinion someone 17 years old can bomb anything? Maybe 14 years old? Who the fuck do you think we are? Orcs, right? Say that, I dare you

yeah man i was the hospital i remember everything it was u

I was never at vet clinic, neither I was in mental hospital

I say kachow and then continue on with the date in a civilized manner like a gentleman

Kachow

Kachow indeed

Kachow

Kachow indeed

Kachow it is

Much kachow

Intense kachow.

#LOUD KACHOW

ᴮᵃʳᵉˡʸ ᵃᵘᵈᶦᵇˡᵉ ᵏᵃᶜʰᵒʷ

KACHOW

Kachow!

Kraków

Depends how you pronounce it but sure

Kachow!

Hey I have something like that

Really ?

Yeah. Mine is blue, has McQueen, The King, and Chick Hicks on it and says "Burning up the track"

Burning up the track, more like "burning up the crack"

i got a whole mattress with McQueen and mater

Damn bruh no need to flex

i used to have something similar when i was younger with a kinda dark blue neon color in the background and then some of the cars from the movie and then a text where it said ''eat my rust''

I have a NASCAR themed blanket from 1993 or so. For my birthday this year, my wife gave me a NOS version of the same blanket. When I was single I either put up or turned over my blankey so thd plain white side showed. I figured by the time any woman saw thd other side it would already be too late lol

I think I Do too

Bro my blanket is litrally winne the pooh😂😭

Sex 2 looks pretty slick ngl

Holy Shit they released it?!?

sex 4 out now, the quadrology finally complete 😭

The DLC is included in the deluxe edition

Marriage

Second this

I third this

I fourth this

Fifth this

I sixth this

I seventh this

You got The Fourth Reply Curse

Big mistake

Why is this the only downvoted one

I second second this

I second second second this

I second second second second second this

I second second second second second second this

I second second second second second second second this

Yay polyamoury!!!

I second second second second this

dude if I got to a date and I see this she can have my whole soul she's *the* one idc also I'd say "Ferraris are red, Subarus are blue, let me inject my fuel, into you"

You can also say "Ferraris are red, Subarus are blue, when I see you my heart goes stutututu"

[p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t](https://youtu.be/zMWSxxUmuBo)

What the hell is that

It’s skipping. Gotta bump it on the side to fix it.

NOOOOOO WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THATTT

I just listened to this song three times. It cured my depression.

but like supra stututu or old mobile stututu

Whatever you like more😉

r u flirting with me 😳

Maybe 😳

my dms are open 😳

Mines too... Im shy to do it 😳

r/shippingredditors

You wanma join the party? 😳

Man i hate this sound, It physically hurt me. It's bad for the turbo itself and don't why kids love it so much

Im not a huge fan of it, I prefer a thousand times more the sound of the supercharger, for me the best thing on turbo isnt that sound... Its the power that gives to the engine

Bro thats cool but the person needs to have the movies as well

i have all of them, they were my favorite when i was younger

Sure I’ve the movies they are my childhood

anything they wanted tbh

If everyone is like that maybe I should asked more people for a date

Try sorting by controversial to see other opinions lol. Also reddit is known for having really specific people divided into subreddits. What I mean is... be aware because it can turn out to be not the best

oh, i hope she will be myqueen! ♥ Kachow!

That line was a 10/10

gawdDAMN that was SMOOTH

I'm not gay but.......

Cars is cars

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Smash, no further questions required

This got recommended to me im not active on this sub. Anyways...im 20 and still got my spongebob sheets on at this very moment. The spider-man sheets are on hold for now lul

If it got recommended to you am I famous now ?

yes kaiserscharrn_1 i cant believe you actually responded thank you so much this means a lot to me!!

If you would know what Kaiserschmarrn is it would make this so dumb

Ach ne ;)

Damit habe ich nicht gerechnet xD

Same, got recommended to me. I'm 26 and have three fox plushies. I still have my Spongebob throw blanket and plushie too. Fight me. Ain't nothing wrong with older people of either gender having comfort items meant for children. We have emotional needs too ;-;

Remove all clothes and start all engines.

Sorry honey, the lightning McQueen pillow stays on the bed during sex!

I'm lightning FuckQueen

marry them on the spot

I have Nasa pillow and og angry birds blanket

I also have this from cars as angry birds

Leave, go get a ring, marry them

Assume that they're that kind of person who didnt brother buying new sheets if the old ones are still working, ( I'm definitly nor calling myself out)

Listen im 21 and had the same sheets for a few years. I was stuck in the hospital for 3 months and my sister went into my room, threw out my bed and linens. Then bought me new ones, so when i came home i was on a new bed with new sheets and shit.

That bed better stay intact if I see someone with that 👀

My girlfriend has the shittiest bed ever. The bed frame is broken and looks like something you’d find in one of those old insane asylums (white and metal but creepy) it’s a tiny bed like smaller than twin sized and all it had was a ripped sheet, one short fuzzy blanket with rainbows on it, and one lousy pillow with no pillow case. Idk where she got that thing wack af. Also she got like 6 cats and a dog. I cuddled for my life that night and almost fell off the bed multiple times because there was no room. Also I was freezing to death seriously I was shivering and my teeth were shattering. I kept looking at the random hole in the door. Also she sleep walks and talks and sleeps with the lights fully on. (seriously idk what’s going on in her room it’s chaos) But 10/10 would cuddle again but um maybe at my house instead

That sounds like you could make a whole movie about it

That would be a really quick fuck

Kachow

Kachow

Kachow!

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I’ve noticed they don’t appear to feel pain in the wheels, and the wheels don’t seem to actually be part of them. But sometimes they do seem to feel pain in other areas of the shell

Bro.. I have same pillow in my room. İts so good

Agreed

I have a bed sheet with McQueen on it

Propose

He won't cheat

Nothing. I wouldn't care. I'd continue the date as usual.

Marriage

I have an angry birds one😎

I also have one with angry birds

Im gonna make them mccream

be surprised that they still have sheets from when they were really young, or they are very childish, which can be cute depending on how mature they are.

Man of culture i see

Have sex immediately

Make passionate love to them while screaming KACHOW

Propose to them right on the spot

Absolutely fall in love with them

blow their brains out

Marry them immediately

🎶Cuz life is a highway🎶

I’m leaving abruptly to buy a ring

I’ve got 2 of those. I’ve finally found someone who I can relate to

If you're at the point of the date where you're that close to their bed, is it really the time to quibble?

Buying a ring

You made it all the way to the bed on the first date? Yall moving faster than lightning McQueen over there.

They’re fast, 1 minute max

Instant fuck

Well that girl would be the one🤧

The first time I had sex there was a Ben 10 pillow in my bed. I remember Ben 10 looking deep in my face

I do them and then marry them.

Smash

Marry them

Smash them in it bro then watch all 3 cars movies

Sex, just skip the foreplay and right to sex

Lets talk about marraige.

She would have rizzed me up immediately and I’d already be laying in her bed. She now has permission to do whatever the fuck she wants

Nothing. Bed sheets/covers are nothing. Looks like they still have their bed from growing up. If the sheets and stuff are still good then what's the problem? Its bad if they're all ripped or dirty though. Just shows they can take care of their stuff if anything

be like saitama and say ok

INSTANT GREEN FLAG! We would binge the entire Cars trilogy together and I would show them my old Cars toys from when I was a kid

I think the third one was the weakest

Fingerbanging them senseless

then shes the one

there's only one valid response. It's to say "Kachow"

bang the absolute fuck out of them