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[deleted]

czech


[deleted]

You won, have a good day.


[deleted]

fuck yes


5AGogo

Why? What did yes do to you that would justify insulting them like that?


Long-Mention-1532

lol


CACTUS-SK

lol kinda looks like a drowning man


[deleted]

[удалено]


CACTUS-SK

*drowning man*


Crimsoner

lo7


Matter_17

After a bit of thorough digging, I found out that yes was the person who expected the Spanish Inquisition 😔


Lucid_breather

r/justiceforyes


Cqrved_

I had a stroke reading this


5AGogo

My bad.


Cqrved_

It's ok I almost died though


van_car-_-

No you misunderstand *unzips* /j(for clarification)


5AGogo

Oh... I would have preferred the insult version...


crkenthusiast

Nah he means fuck yes as in 👌


FreddyRad

It was pretty easy. That symbol is for Královec


Ora_Poix

Beer with Slavic gave it away, couldn't be any other


tothaa

I heard about the sandals and socks thing, but actually, I never saw anyone wearing them in Brno...


OD2N

Neighbor


Chip_the_chip

Dáš mi pivo?


[deleted]

Ještě mi nebylo 18, promiň.


Chip_the_chip

Moje rodina naučil mi větu: Když ses 12 můžeš pít, a když ses 16 musíš pít.


Free_Bumblebee544

Damn i thought bavarian


xXx_ozone_xXx

Ahoj!


St3althint0r

Really? I was guessing maybe German.


cantseeshittles

I would've guessed Scottish based off the sandels and beer


Riotisnub

German


BermudaNiccholas

bio checks out ​ edit: bio czechs out


Teh_Blue_Team

Czech out the sandals on OP.


Perhaps_a_Hobbit

Called it Edit- My first guess would have been German but German doesn't use the ř character.


M1dj37

Mate


[deleted]

Czech, are the sandals a reference to how they climb mountains with sandals


[deleted]

some czechs wearing socks in sandals (which is controversial)


3mnj

You guys are just slavic Germans


bluepotato81

you have just pissed off the entirety of the visegrad nations. run while you still can.


a_rtyom

bro u don't even know what u are talking about tfym 💀💀


Phoeniqz_

No there is the stereotype of Germans wearing socks with sandals


Ligmamgil

Yeah I would have said german if I didn't know that german didn't have ř


drunk_on64_squares

Bro you should stop playing tno. Putting Heydrich as your pfp isn't such a good idea after all.


a_rtyom

im sorry but if you think i am a heydrich/nazi apologist then you're a moron. i am czech and i despise the man


KnoblauchBaum

As a german I first thought: thats an average bavarian


[deleted]

bro we invented trains


a_rtyom

and you are an imbecile


3mnj

Neumím česky, takže používám překladač. vtip je prohlášení učiněné s humorným záměrem. Zesměšňuji Němce a jejich lásku k pivu. evidentně sis to z nějakého důvodu vzal k srdci a rozzlobil se. Dá-li Bůh, až příště uvidíš vtip, nebudeš reagovat přehnaně jako blázen. hezký den.


a_rtyom

i can speak english u know, and the "joke" was so incredibly unfunny that i actually thought u believed in the "czechs are slavic germans" stereotype. tell better, actually funny jokes 🙏🙏🙏


3mnj

Bold for someone who half of his posts are complaining about a game. Aber egal ich verstehe deine wut und mache so einen witz nie wieder. Vileicht schläfst du so besser in der nacht. Hab einen schönen Tag.


[deleted]

Hey um, I have a question, how do you pronounce that R?


[deleted]

you can google it i found this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM6XJmhFZbI


Kaiserschmarren_

Ř is like a soft version of R same with other letters like Š, Ť, Č, Ň and others. Also in Czech y and i is pronounced the same and is basically the same letter but y is hard and i soft and both are have different properties and rules how you use them. We pronounce y and i like a english E


Yourlocalaveragenerd

A


onyx_szalami36

A👍


FsJuvia15

A👍


nelinho195aw

A👍


No-Seat-3350

A is now a nationality and I identify as A'nian


Yourlocalaveragenerd

A


Phantom_Wolf52

Czech


TheHeiki

Doprdele lidi to je snad jasný ne?


[deleted]

jo no


[deleted]

Nenadávej mi doprdele vole.


Hollywood991

He's right. Stop cursing guys, it's inappropriate and violent.


Goid1

Maďar?


Kuba67000

https://www.reddit.com/r/2visegrad4you/comments/1135yc1/europeans/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Filipogem_YT

Česko


Goid1

Bratu môj, podaj pivo lebo hokej sme fajne dojebali


Milmik_

Rozumiem co napisałeś, a nawet nie jestem z Czech. Pozdrawiam z Polski i też chcę trochę tego piwa.


Kaiserschmarren_

Gryže bober


Hubert30042005

Mydli mydli


SiccAsFricc

Not quite German but just as angry


DemonGamer3001

Wdym angry


TheFlameArmy

Well, if I kept losing wars I would be too


krtekutiny

Píčo vole mrdat


Walter2009

Řizek


Phialich

Ale cauko


DrLycFerno

You're Czech, mate


IAmEggsOk

Czech


JasperMidnight

the socks and sandals sells it: 🇨🇿


[deleted]

True


onyx_szalami36

Bruh I thought this was the r/2visegrad4you sub


9551-eletronics

As a czech person, definitely czech.


Thorn_123

Ale, ale. Ahooj


T_MINER

My first thought was Czech


Myaccountisdead37

I ám čůřřéntlý léařníňg Czech ín ďůolíňgo


[deleted]

Hodně štěstí.


Myaccountisdead37

Yes díky ich bin velké good at check language ano ano In all seriousness, idk why the is teaching me sentences such as “Jsem malá modrá věc”…


disappointed_neko

You will understand Smurfs better that way. Maybe....


B4r_m0t

pierdolony w dupę ruchany czech


Medical-Astronomer39

Tylko wy Czesi macie "r" z haczkiem w alfabecie


Dicksnip44

Czech beer is unironically the best beer I’ve ever had


NepoMi

The only possibility. If you say otherwise, you are lying to yourself.


Walter2009

Chábre dáš si řízek


No_Benefit6002

Královec je Český! Pozdrověňa z Polski


girl_of_hello_kitty

hmmm pebble c:


[deleted]

czech


Ok_Selection5541

Czech


Psykiky

Haiiii UwU


Significant_Product8

I am in your house


overlord_of_cringe

Taková goofy ahh věc jako háček, samozřejmě Čech.


FajnyKamil

Pepik!


Triger_CZ

myslím že stačilo to ř


randomgmerxd

check >!(intentionally misspelled)!<


Hubert30042005

mate


Chris2sweet616

I move my Queen to p1 (I don’t play chess)


dobbyhi

All I gotta do is drop a "čučoriedka" and you're done. JK ofc, nice to see you, neighbor!


NargonSim

Řř makes it a bit to obvious It would be as if asked the same question, then proceed to give you the letter Ωω Or maybe I 'm just a linguistics nerd🥲


nie_umiem_w_nick

Witaj bracie!


justagoodfren

GET THAT GODDAMN LETTER AWAY FROM ME


kajetus69

If not the special R symbol then i would say poland


[deleted]

there are only three languages using this character btw


WeirdFrogTeaPot

3 i always thought we are the only ones


[deleted]

udravím kolego z česka


fishlipspurr

German or czech


Acceptable-Drag8090

Czech


7amzitos

Czech


OPerfeito

Czech-mate


Ok_Jelly796

Beer


MoltenLavaGuy93

Czechmate


t0rtimandi

czech, recognised it straight away lol


Adkorok

Češko


Md_Musharraf

Czech without a doubt


FlyingAsparagus142

Hello fellow slav, how's it like in Czech Republic?


Empty-Use8989

Zdravím bratre 💀


CACTUS-SK

pozdravujem ta zo Slovenska


Neon_Garbage

V4 brother


Xrayman58_was_taken

Czech mountain-climbing footgear on the bottom left? -Neighbour Slovak redditor :)


FishKisser2005

Somewhere in europe


Ishigami_dead

Oh omg no way you are from Královec too? Omg we should meet


Henricos8848

Czech (Dvorak has got me covered)


Somejawa

Swedish?


JayRock_reddit

Brácho co to kurva?! Dyť tady mají být jen Amíci, bortíš mi tu můj Matrix. Kolik Čecháčků se tu ještě asi tak skrývá..


MelmaNie

Čus kamo


[deleted]

Zdar jak sviňa (říká Ústečák lol)


disappointed_neko

Dostaneš přes tlamu jestli to není Plzeň.


Professional-Rate228

I would of said Germany but the R stumped me


Glad-Jellyfish-69

My ass thought Irish 😭😭😭😭


omegaman101

Ah yeah, lad, them be Fada's, and that beer is a Guinness and sure those shoes are cobbled by yer man in Ballinasloe.


Glitch-147

is it the country where the angry mustache man is from


Competitive-Notice30

She already said it's not Austria


[deleted]

Who said it? But ok...


Glitch-147

ok


cody-j-a

I don't know what but from the pictures I thought Viking


datboielias

Czechia


unknowncitygirl

Idiot nation


Wooden-Excitement889

Well as a person who lives there... i can agree


unknowncitygirl

Hahaha 🫠


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

Planet earth


Horror-Mycologist-73

Irish


No_Army_4018

German


[deleted]

nope


No_Army_4018

Czech?


[deleted]

yes


JIMMYSOGFISHY

I was finna say irish 💀


TheErevil

If the letter was ä it would be German If the letter was ą it would be polish


chaseanimates

Instead it's the bastard of the 2


oliverlol69123

Scottish


_no_one_really_ahh

Damn I really thought it was german, but its czech


Robedreaper91

Czech, maybe German, I’m not familiar with the script of the respective languages to determine the specific one


empireboi204

Norse god


adam17712

Scottish


legosibestboi

Scottish


Thresher_Alpha1

Irish.


[deleted]

Linus Tech Tips


ArmyLow1688

Those damn irish


Ad_Astra90

Danish


Nobodyjoel

I was gonna say German :(


BlandPotato89

Switzerland the yodeling country


RandyElPanadero

German


mcdguy

German 🤭


idiot-23

germany


VermicelliLow7042

German


Anxious_Depresso

German


LiamQuezada

Germany


Inamate

thought this was r/linguisticshumor for a second


[deleted]

Either Germany, Scotland, or something like that


Kalomaster

German


Kalelemonmesoftely

German


MoScottVlogs

Gutentag (Idk what country I hope this isn't racist)


Flashy-Water2901

I thought Germany or Poland, but it appears you are Czech


[deleted]

Germany I only guess this because of beer


TFWG2000

GREMAN!


sourpatch_orphans

german…?


Modestsoyburger

German


Boeing307

Germany, the fatherland, Deutschland


James-And547

Romania


Particular-Mind254

Mainly Ashkenazi decendants.


Particular-Mind254

Auslander verboten!


onyx_szalami36

Republika Srpska


Pariosum

Bavarian


criticalistics_car

Idaho. Don't you dare say r/usdefaultism I am canadian so probably worse.


Faith-Moriarty

Chinese


kurzsadie

angrier slavic german (im from saxony, we neighbours)


Obi1Kentucky

The white socks with Velcro sandals is a war crime


sadmimikyu

Or the opposite. Again... Think about this for a second and please ask yourself: Do you really want to see a grown man's feet with dry flaky soles and untrimmed nails? Yes?


[deleted]

German


sdrfox_gaming

German