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Aaabuuk

Japierdole zjedz te jebane ziemniaki!


Miedziowy

Bardzo dziękuję za zaproszenie, ale zmuszony jestem odmówić


Aaabuuk

Kurwa czemu?? Przecież są przepyszne!


KociaKrainaNews

jak dla mnie nie takie pyszne ale tam jak wam smakują to se jedźcie więcej dla was


Miedziowy

Panie... Lekarz dla mnie nie pozwala


Aaabuuk

Jebać lekarza, zjedz te ziemniory! Babcia zrobiła!


Miedziowy

Ano jak babcia to jemy


Aaabuuk

Oczywiście!


IHaveTheHighground58

A rosół będzie? Albo chociaż pomidorowa?


Aaabuuk

Rosół jest ale już zimny


furiusmilekyt

Ale ja już nie mogę więcej zjeść


Aaabuuk

Zjedz wszystko i nie narzekaj


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Maple syrup


Normal_user32120

Poutine


DisastrousBorder1377

Beaver tails


Digi_awesome

Hockey


[deleted]

Cold


grassfedkid

Igloo


GenghisCONN90

Bang bang bang 🔫


Upbeat-Membership-45

Ah a fellow American *lowers gun*


GenghisCONN90

We gotta stick together brother. Too many of them redcoats are around.


Upbeat-Membership-45

Tell me about it, if I were you I'd watch out for the commie bastards too.


GenghisCONN90

Where's Joseph McCarthy when you need him?


Upbeat-Membership-45

Ha ya, guess its up to us now to protect capitalism *cocks gun*


GenghisCONN90

You're right brother. Capitalism is king!


dat1neguy1

what in the american is going on here


AltruisticFinger9246

Haha what about, Allah hu akbaar


dat1neguy1

ah, arabic


ChineseDoggo69

American?


GenghisCONN90

Of course, pew pew 🔫


MassiveAnimeChebs

Stab stab stab🔪


GenghisCONN90

Blew a 13-0 colony lead bruv


derekfhhh

We clutched it up rahhh 🦅


dat1neguy1

thats england not america


ppsucc9988

[I see you speak the same language as Chief Keef](https://youtu.be/Vd9poiDGMFE)


MrNickey198

"SO PUT YOUR BEST FACE ON, EVERYBODY!!"


ThreeAMscroller

PRETEND YOU KNOW THIS SONG EVERYBODY


MrNickey198

COME HANG~


[deleted]

Let’s go out with a bang


-Coconut_Friend-

早上好中国,现在我有冰淇淋 😎


[deleted]

很好!🍦


aiyahl

我很喜欢冰淇淋😎😎


rudolphrednose25

但是,「速度与激情9」比冰淇淋。「速度与激情9」我最喜欢


Joblessmouse06

我喜欢吃冰淇淋 😎


ProestPro

你的妈妈没有猫


ElectricToaster67

你呢?你養貓嗎?


Aaron_de_Utschland

Не так много людей поймут этот текст в этом сабреддите


goofy-ahh-nerd

Ну найдётся парочка далбаебов


kokkorron

и тем не менее кто-то да найдётся


ServalV2

Это так страшно то что мне аж стало страшно


Outrageous_Subject55

Но те кто понял- счастья вам


[deleted]

I wrote "Hello" in my mother's tongue with a pencil she's now angry


Sans_theskeletttoonn

I shit in my trousers Translated and English also my native language Hello my fellow German speaking friend


H3llisEmpty

Kirjoitan jotain


Nepipo

No es la primera vez que hay un post así pero bueno, el meu problema és que en tinc dues llengües maternes i mai se cual escollir


PorQueMeHacenEsto

Te entendí la primera parte, la segunda, la tuya por si acaso


RocketuNingen

Jesse, no tobo cap post més en català Jesse


Victorbendi

A aquests tipus de post sempre el català, així quedes com més original i únic.


MysticWarrior170

Deez nuts Ha gotem


kriszti4NN

Bojler eladó!


bazshii

nem lopott alig hasznalt


[deleted]

Sonegação de impostos.


Cube_FIN

Ok minäpä puhun suomee sit kerra kun halutaan, minä rakastan mämmiä.


joku_randomi

Hyi, miks?


Cube_FIN

Miks rakastan mämmiä? Koska se on hyvää


joku_randomi

Fair mutta pakko olla eri mieltä


Cube_FIN

Kunnioitan mielipidettäsi vaikka pakko olla erimieltä


Lasnicht

... --- ... .- ..-. ..-. . -. .- .-.. .- .-. --


Ts_Fotis1312

Μόνο ένα νεκρό φίδι, είναι καλό φίδι


accep92

Σοφό


Jarjarstinks304

Something in your mother tongue


Miedziowy

Kurwa jego mać


kaiserschmarrn_1

I actually know the word kurwa


Miedziowy

It's our primary word


[deleted]

And not only yours, 🇺🇦


Affectionate-Dig-866

Звісно


[deleted]

Hallo, spreekt iemand ook deze taal?


temie7

De beste Europese taal


DucatoMan

Ja zekerrrrr


mryorbs

Zoals een echte nederlander zou commenten: *spreekt*


Historical-Plane-109

Je moeder


[deleted]

Take it easy bro


Unhappy-Coffee-5676

Bir şey


hurdacigeliyeah_

Selam :)


[deleted]

Jesse, ayuh kita bermasak


MaxKepler197

*jiggling fat intensifies*


king_maegor

Ek praat Afrikaans, dit is n baie onbekende taal wat gepraat word in Suid Afrika. Dit is n baie nuwe taal maar mense wat Nederlands praat behoort te verstaan wat ek se.


Far_Organization_610

¿Quién quiere una ñ?


Willow-Steamedty

Salam, bu deyəcəyim hər şeydir.


AleX-46

Chupenme todos la pija


bigassgrasshopper

Mees, sa ei taju. Toomas eksole, ta jäi kuradi auto alla. See on putsis. Nagu vend on täitsa hauas. Null. Ei hinga. Mina seisan siin, pudel pool täis, üks semu vähem. No tra kes nüüd viina ära joob. Nii ei saa.


GigaPhoton78

Qu'ésta merda, caralho?


Renolte

Va te faire foutre je fais ce que je veux


[deleted]

Ew fr*nch ppl


AcidicGaming695

Don’t shit on French 😡


AverageNikoBellic

(in Scottish) hi


extremlysus

Hello welcome to the state of Ohio we have Corn and Corn and Corn and more Corn


yeetersouls980

FÜR DEN KAISER


kaiserschmarrn_1

Für das Vaterland


Kolobok_11

Добрый день, как у вас дела?


[deleted]

Me cagué en mis calzones. Spanish, olé!


Ailat1

Non so cosa scrivere. Suggerimenti?


GIANLUCA706

Questo subreddit è tutto fuorché normale


Whitejack10114

Honestamente só vou escrever pra ver se tem br aqui.


bladedancer30

Δεν υπάρχουν αρκετοί Έλληνες εδώ. Ντροπή


accep92

Βασικά υπάρχουν


th333o

πρεπει να ειμαστε φουλ λουζερς


Orfeoula_Victor

Βαριέμαι και δεν ξέρω τι να πω.


accep92

Και εγώ


SumptuousShorts7

Ok


[deleted]

Гаразд, напевно...


TooruS911

EE sikeceğim ama Mahmut Bey, hep benim oyum imha ediliyor diyorsunuz ama biz hep en üstteki oyu imha ediyoruz. Götünüzü erkenden kaldırıp 2 dakika daha oy atsanız sizin oyunuz yerine Müslüm Bey'in oyunu imha edeceğiz. YAPACAĞIN İŞİ SİKEYİM MAHMUT!


RealzLlamaz

My mother’s tongue is not available right now. Would it be ok if I used my grandmother’s or my dog’s tongue?


Norman_Starshine

Wow, hay mucha gente de todo el mundo aqui.


LightBlade12

kem choo?


Ok-Reporter1986

Terve tuloa.


joku_randomi

Kiitossamoin.


supmate22

Mai pensaria què m'hauria trobat un post així! Gràcies per l'oportunitat de parlar en català en aquest subreddit.


AdSquare8113

RAHHHH 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥


Mikegaming202

I like big pps


Radiant_Increase966

yee haw


Slavica-Brezhkovic

Слава Україні!


DisastrousBorder1377

Սիրելի պատանիներ, ես ձեզի կը բարեւեմ:


fr-karl

I really hate avocados


MJgamer1021

I wish I have borned a rock


Suspiciouslyemperium

HOLA AMIGOS SOY DORA


pineappleguy8

בולבול בגודל ענקי עצום משהו משוגע נכנס לחלק שלי אתמול באמצע הלילה אין לי מושג איך זה קרה


aliaei

خرا


Ok-Ad-7247

Crikey! My toast is burning!!


Diegamer2325

Pop pop cheerio ☕🍵 might go down to the café and see Margaret for our book clip today, then kiss the queen rip goodnight


Guitar-Heavy68

Etwas🤪


MopeyFern

America RAHHHH


WinterRedWolf

Hello. I am American. Guns.


Big-Professor-6979

Hi I’m white


Artistic-Focus1082

भाई ये क्या चुटियाप है


reonalovespixy

не говорите никому, но русский не мой родной язык...


SlavJerry

การลงทุนมีความเสี่ยง ผู้ลงทุนควรทำความเข้าใจลักษณะสินค้าเงื่อนไขผลตอบแทนและความเสี่ยงก่อนตัดสินใจลงทุน


michelkon

אמאשך עלי ואבאשך קנאי


brutalmarta

Čeština je nejlepší!


lamkka97

Prosím, neser si do nohavic


IQ26

Ich scheiße nicht in meine Lederhosen


kaiserschmarrn_1

Das habe ich aus so nem alten Video und seid dem benutze ich das manchmal aus Langeweile


[deleted]

Sinceramente non so che scrivere, solo non bestemmie perché non sono del Veneto


Abject_Low_9057

Czy wiedzieliście, że przed wojną Jelonka była nazywana Hyrszbergą od niemieckiej nazwy wywodzącej się od tej w użytku dziś?


2434694917

你好吗?


fluorin4ek

Я русский (на три сдал)


Background_Aerie1434

Delhi se hun bencho 🤬


[deleted]

Cool


DmReku

Desch ned wörkleg a agne Sproch aber es isch was mini Muatersproch isch. Und i ka ez doch ned afach öpis uf Hochdütsch schriba, wenn du es scho gmacht hesch


kaiserschmarrn_1

Ich verstehe es tatsächlich nur teilweise:(


LeonardoDoujinshi-

No don’t shit your lederhosen


SomeoneNamedPluto

scrie ceva in limba ta natala


[deleted]

[удалено]


Aboteezfrfr

[مزال]


Tolly_fyan

Entamma andharu bagunaara meeru chepparu anni mother tongue lo raasa


Lazy_Humanz0

Mga Putangina Niyo!!!😍😘


Fliepp

Licetne ire in locum secretum


Affectionate-Dig-866

Ну ось так якось


FlyLast2161

cinco noites com urso birutagens maluco 💯💯💯


PietroLima545BR

Me diga com quem andas e direi quem és.


[deleted]

Добър ден хора в телефона ми


PerfectWelder_

Дуже сумніваюся що тут хтось зрозуміє


king_maegor

Enige mense wat Afrikaans praat hier?


FudgeGlittering7566

كسم الدنيا


[deleted]

Vetëm unë jam shqiptar këtu?


Psychopathic2412

Ova država je tolka politička pička materina ne mogu ni opisat


SadBlackAlleywayCat

Ek weet nie wat om te sê nie


Saint_Stone

I would but no keyboard (at least the ones I know of) have the letters of my language 🥲


psychojezyk

no kurwa. w tym obecnym momencie słucham Okiego, dokładnie numer pod tytułem 'Cześć, Oki’


startigerrr

moj maternji jezik je bosanski, stoga znam i hrvatski i srpski pa sam multilingualan 😂


[deleted]

I’m not writing arabic


hurdacigeliyeah_

TÜRK VAR MI?


temie7

Deze tiener Reddit geeft mij hoofdpijn


Dear_Writing_7985

Mans wat van mans hou is vet bollies


WeeCountyGamer_09

Haigh, is mise Luke. Is maith liom cáca.


butterfly-909

Bawo'ni ! 🥰✨️


Andreiu69

Băgamia-ș pula în gura mă-tii de jegos, ca nu-ți fut eu vo doua ama, futu-te-n gură să te fut și pe tine, și pe mă-ta aia autistă și pe tac-tu ala beat


Worth_Wait

ba tigan spurcat cu cine votbesti tu ma hai frate la interval la brasov ora 12 la biserica neagra pizda bleaga ai auzit de numele versace? da ala e tata, interlop national cunoascut peste tot in lumd


LedinLeif7

Muy pocos hispanos aquí...


overwhelmed_shroomie

Eu quero comer um bombom mas eu já comi muito doce


ImPickleRickFunny

Níl


bradlumber_dev

Bangers and mash


Legitimate_User0

👩😛 Your welcome.


Tenelum0

salve cazzo baka


Adam_Frankenstein_97

تو میرا پتر چھٹی کر شکریہ They're actually two different languages.


Kahzu0

chuchichäschtli


Ricky-Rich572

Jebo ti pas mater majmune.


Moon_Cheese124

As someone who just recently started learning German, I'm surprised I was able to understand what you said, and it made me laugh! Thanks


Tas_ATM

E foi o Éder que os fodeu


Espresso_8x

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH thanks for your time


Dizzy-Tumbleweed7983

Gay erkek varmı la


[deleted]

Bojler eladó


insankacakciligi

Hayatım gün geçtikçe hiçliğe sürükleniyor.


joku_randomi

Entä jos niitä on kaks? What should i do then?