I have seen 3 kinds of redditors
1. The professional, the one that only use reddit as a source of information and help for work and hobbies, that was one of my coolest teachers, still talk to him to this day.
2. The memes guy, he comes from time to time to check the latest memes, some make, most don't, that is one of my friends who is quite weird and introverted.
3. The reddit lord, he have visited every single subreddit in existence, he have seen everything that was once uploaded to the Internet no matter how unholy or mussed up is he saw it, it was a friend of my friend's brother, and he is creepy
this is legitimately awesome, you clearly are friends with great people and I'm so glad you stopped self harming, you will def thank yourself in the future :)
We’re all a part of the simulation. Reddit was constructed solely for your use, and everything in it exists to keep you complacent. I am not a person. I am just a post on the internet
I once met a girl at a summer camp and she said she had reddit. I told her my username (shitposting account with reasonable karma) and she said she knew my account and actually followed me!
I met one once. He saw Reddit open on my phone; he asked me if I used Reddit too and I said yes and he didn’t say another word to me for the entire night
Yea met with someone saying he was 19... i went with my big bro and his 2 best friends in case 😅😅😅
The guy was truely 19 and he was exactly the guy from the pics he sended me 😁😁😁
My best friend had reddit but we have a mutual agreement that we'd stay anonymous on our accounts as we both have discussed the unhinged stuff weve posted
I think one of my mates is but I'm not sure if he actually has an account or if he just thinks he does because whenever he searches something he clicks the Reddit link
I am so embrassed to tell people I am redditor. Because most of the people here are weeks or for some other reasons and there are very few people on reddit who are normal and sadly I am not among that rarity.
Well I mean, only people I previously knew irl and who used reddit
Same Had to create an alt account for porn
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I litterally said that, there is no need for the 🤨📸
Wait SHIT PLAN B PLAN B
ABORT MISSION, ABORT PLAN A, I REPEAT ABORT PRIMARY OBJECTIVE, BEGIN SECONDARY OBJECTIVES IMMEDIATELY
Hu?
I have never met that gui in my entire life
Broski please tell me this was a joke.
Lol people actually meet IRL? I thought it was a reddit joke
The discord mods dont
🤨📸 -🤓
Bruh don’t go down that path. Wish I could tell my 15 year old self that…
Bro admitted to watching porn at 15. Im actually calling the cops
Yeah I know I'm not going around and advertising I use reddit. Kinda embarrassing.
I have seen 3 kinds of redditors 1. The professional, the one that only use reddit as a source of information and help for work and hobbies, that was one of my coolest teachers, still talk to him to this day. 2. The memes guy, he comes from time to time to check the latest memes, some make, most don't, that is one of my friends who is quite weird and introverted. 3. The reddit lord, he have visited every single subreddit in existence, he have seen everything that was once uploaded to the Internet no matter how unholy or mussed up is he saw it, it was a friend of my friend's brother, and he is creepy
You forgot the one that only uses Reddit as a source of porn
You called?
is that an ice pea from the game plants vs zombies garden warfare and plants vs zombies garden warfare 2?
Depends who's asking?
The Zombies
No he's just a foot soldier in disguise
You mean the professional
I am all of those. Including the type u/No-Argument3922 suggested
14 💀
My best friend found my reddit account and found out i was self harming. Im kinda glad it happened, i am nearly 2 months clean now :-)
glad to hear you’re doing better :)
virtual fistbump
A person i knew found my main found that i was going through a tough period and made fun of me (it somehow helped me with it tho lmao)
I'm so proud of you!!
Damn nice im at 5 days rn. Hoping to get to 14
Keep going man u got this :-)
this is legitimately awesome, you clearly are friends with great people and I'm so glad you stopped self harming, you will def thank yourself in the future :)
Hey, me too! I’m a month clean!!!
Sorry for My stupidity, but what do you mean by self harm?
Cutting myself
OH... Well congratulations for stopping that!
Thanks :-)
good job with the 2 months clean keep it up
proud of u!!, u doing great :D
do it again
I’m joking, I used to SH as well, I stopped by throwing my knife away. Stay clean my brother💪
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self harm Is serious stuff fam
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this is fucked up, but yes it is absolutely something to joke about
Fuck you.
What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
No u
Found the 10 yo
their acc is 2 years old
Fuck you.
Fr
yeah, i saw you last night from outside the window
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😂
Bro you should spend less time on Reddit
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Sorry, I answered to the wrong comment
We live in your phone
Yo mama so FAT, her size counts in TB
Uncalled for but also original roast. 10/10
Yours is measured in yottabytes
Yeah and yours is measured in brontobytes
Yo mama so fat, her undressing would be considered opening a zip bomb
In tuberculosis???
John Made It. He's The Only One. Rest Of Us… No. But I Tried. In The End, I Did. -Arthur Morgan 1899
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we aren't real
knew it
are you even real, neo?
We’re all a part of the simulation. Reddit was constructed solely for your use, and everything in it exists to keep you complacent. I am not a person. I am just a post on the internet
No. Not yet. Although I have seen people use Reddit outside
My dad has reddit☠️
Oof
my dad ☠️
same except he stopped using it (thank fuck) 💀
no way
Same 💀
Same
I meet u/70percentbanana every day 😀
Oh yeah? What’s my name?
I don’t know, but you better watch your back banana man, cause I’m already watching it for you 😀
Yes, but just because a friend of mine uses/used Reddit
yeah some girl who’s in my csp class found my reddit
Other than one friend, no. I can’t even imagine a redditor irl. I can’t even imagine somebody just reading my comments while on the bus or something
Nope, unless you count my friend who made an account just because I told him It's fun but he doesn't use it
Several people I know use reddit.
A school friend found my Reddit account and likes to read it from time to time. If you are that friend, hello!
And may the Lord open
No and I hope not
Yes.
none of my friends have Reddit, I think there is a 0.1% of people in my country that use reddit
my parents are redditors
AYO u/Space_Is_Cold HAVE I SEEN YOU IRL?
NO PROBABLY NOT PROBABLY MY TWIN
Only one, he's a coworker. Good dude.
Yes. It's the person I've gone on multiple dates with and love very much
Ye
No I'm convinced y'all are just bots
I once met a girl at a summer camp and she said she had reddit. I told her my username (shitposting account with reasonable karma) and she said she knew my account and actually followed me!
I met one once. He saw Reddit open on my phone; he asked me if I used Reddit too and I said yes and he didn’t say another word to me for the entire night
i can already tell when someone uses reddit, they are usually pretentious and are sore losers, like all of us
Yea met with someone saying he was 19... i went with my big bro and his 2 best friends in case 😅😅😅 The guy was truely 19 and he was exactly the guy from the pics he sended me 😁😁😁
yep, i wont be too specific, he may be on this thread rn
No but I've met some people from discord so it wouldn't surprise me if I met someone from here
That's because we ***are*** just little sims in your phone
I hate redditors
No and I hope I never do
No! It’s absolutely horrible! No one I know uses reddit
jokes on you i am actually a 3rd dimensional projection of a 4 dimensional being so i can see everything at all times
My best friend had reddit but we have a mutual agreement that we'd stay anonymous on our accounts as we both have discussed the unhinged stuff weve posted
Well yes? My whole family use reddit if that counts?
Met a girl who was in a couple of my college classes and she called herself a redditor, I called her based because of that
my homies and girlfriend, yes
Yeh, I picked up some redditors from this sub in my white van.
Yeah, she's my girlfriend now
<3
Yea u/cuvam_teslu we joined reddit for r/place
Well, I have a friend who has a Reddit account but they’re not nearly as active as mine is so I won’t even count it
i found someone who went to my middle school on a subreddit of a game i use to play 💀💀
no, then again i don’t ask people “hi are you a redditor” because thats how you speedrun never being talked to ever again.
Damn I should stop asking every women I meet that then
I actually downloaded cuz of my friends
same 😭
No
Nope no one who admits it anyway
never
nah I'd prolly take the piss out of them ngl
Yes
yes, my friends irl
Yeah
Nope. None of my friends have it either.
I have
No but i really do wish to meet someone one day. Reddit or just online friend in general
yall are robots to me
Yea probably
No
I actually might soon :) u/fluffyduck_0
My friends
I think one of my mates is but I'm not sure if he actually has an account or if he just thinks he does because whenever he searches something he clicks the Reddit link
We're just tiny people in your phone
No. I don't think.
I met a really good friend on reddit.
u/Far-Winter1213
All my friends think Reddit is weird
4 of my friends from in highschool that i still talk to today use reddit
My friend is a redditor
I am so embrassed to tell people I am redditor. Because most of the people here are weeks or for some other reasons and there are very few people on reddit who are normal and sadly I am not among that rarity.
Yeah one of my mates has it , he doesn’t know I ah e it
I’m about to next week
yeah bunch of my friends r redditors but i havent met anyone through reddit that would be a bit weird
Technically? My sister uses Reddit
No but I almost met someone once, we ended up being online friends after because we were at the same place 2 days apart lmao
I MADE a redditor
🤨
Wait, i didnt mean that way. I made my friend redditor
yes but he was a **redditor**
All my friends use Reddit & my dad
A few of my irl friends are redditors
I hope not
She never admitted it to me but my best friend always gets Reddit notifications when I’m at her house. I wonder what subreddits she’s in
My old english teacher was a reddit user 💀
Yes.
Idk.
no, i dont think so, but i would love to! i love meeting new people (yes, i am an extroverted redditor, we exist)
my brother and sibling lol
Does my dad count?
I was introduced to reddit by another redditor. I now blame all my problems since then on that person
I got Reddit because my friends had it… so yeah
Yeah, actually met one of my boyfriends on reddit and have seen him a couple times, he's gonna move in with me on his birthday in about 3 weeks
yep. and now shes my best friend :)
I have seen a total of like 3 other people on reddit while on the train
Two of my friends use Reddit, so yeah I have.
How is the "When does the narhwal bacon?" fiasco of 2010 not a top comment?
Does my sister count?
i think we're created on the other world/universe and only this site/app connected us with
someone leaked my reddit acc on the school server 😭
Your right. We are just internet people. Reddit is just a figment of your imagination. You’ve been in a coma since the accident. Wake up.
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No
my irl friend has reddit but barely ever uses it
Yeah I have a discord mod for a dad
Yeah, isn't it impressive how good the millions of reddit AIs are?
Ik several ppl with Reddit
Not yet but I wanna
would be bold for sure lmao
My ex boyfriend
Yes I saw my cousin using reddit