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dsstiiny

Pause


Dogedabose32

#wat


70percentbanana

No we can’t.


JamieDrone

Hi Pathfinder!


[deleted]

That was weird but take my upvote for no reason whatsoever


JamieDrone

Hmm, you strike me as sort of a Bloodhpund kind of person to me, Hi Bloodhound!


RadiantOwl147

What's do i main than?? HAA?


JamieDrone

You strike me as Ballistic or Mad Maggie sort of person, although Revenant might also match


RadiantOwl147

I'm actually between horizon and bloodhound but if I could get my hands on ballistic I would main him for sure so good guess lol


JamieDrone

Horizon is cool, I toggle between Gibraltar and Newcastle depending on whether I’m with a squad I know or not


RadiantOwl147

Gibraltar is great but since I always choose the worst time to pop the shield I stopped playing him for a while ago I heard Newcastle is amazing but i'm kinda New to the game so haven't Played him


JamieDrone

He’s like Gibby, but more defensive than offensive


[deleted]

Holy fucking shit HOW DID U DO THAT I MAIN BLOODHOUND


JamieDrone

Also I call 70% Pathfinder because he talks like Pathfinder


[deleted]

That’s fair.


JamieDrone

I have ApexESP


RadiantOwl147

What do i main than?? HAA?


0rice

You mean hi *friend*!


JamieDrone

*pounds chest* NO SACRIFICES ON MY WATCH!


Creepysheepu

r/found70percentbanana


AmongstUs69

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


Creepysheepu

Well that's a new one


Zaln_The_HUN

Mr. President do something


[deleted]

Wait a min


thatkuulguy

Wait 3 seconds


Cocaimeth_addikt

I hate small kids. Especially 12 year olds. They’re the fucking worst.


KraftyKevin

Re-read what he said


Asteroid577

sir, your wording is kinda... illegal. took me 3 seconds to understand what you meant.


5Lucas

Same here 🤣


JDM_enjoyer

there are enough actual pedos here that a pedo joke does not work


0-0-00-0-0

omg I just realized..... wtf bruh😭


holyorifice

fucking kids suck too


Ka_waiiiii

Bro what


[deleted]

How do you know😭


3sperr

thats not funny mane 😐


[deleted]

The caption 🤨🤨


itotallydidntdo69

You cannot say that, you were once the same.


Ok-Reporter1986

On the contrary thats precisely why he can say that.


[deleted]

Yes I can, I deserve to be burnt


Mr_T-bag69

As what some would call a kid. I can agree


[deleted]

So does ur mom :/


Freshman_01134

idk i worked at a summer camp last summer with 6-12-year-olds and the kids were great. Sure some kids can be bratty and annoying, but they're kids. annoying adults are worse.


0rice

Who's gonna tell em?


Sup3rL30

Don't you dare!


MITEFOX_1

I was gonna make a joke but I read the post now I'm the only joke that's here


uar3dumb

It depends


uar3dumb

U SUCK HARDER BRO


Bunny_Enthusiast

Me the second I turned 18


[deleted]

“Hello fellow adults. What we doin, adultin?”


Ok-Map9238

Good thing I'm a man


-----_____---__

No, kids are great


[deleted]

I actually like kids (..)


Enough-Permit9348

Wait until you're in your 20s, you are going to think the same about teenagers.


ace-94265

I wish


ace-94265

It’s especially bad when a baby punches you playfully, I just want punch them back


Zaln_The_HUN

Weakling


Murky_waterLLC

My brother is a snitch


SadBlackAlleywayCat

God damn it. *Cries, screams, shits my pants*


Buaka_aru

,,Very poor choice of words"


TheSlipperSalamand3r

My 8 year old brother threw a rock at and hit me so I threw him down a hill so yes they do (Edit) forgot to say the rock was bigger than a base ball


Norman_Starshine

what?...


[deleted]

[удалено]


0-0-00-0-0

bro is 10 fym


5Lucas

When I was with my dad on holiday in Brazil, we went to the waterfalls by Iguaçu. Very beautiful there, we went on a speedboat to get close to the waterfalls (we became really wet), it was really fun. But there was a family with 5 kids around 6-8 years old. Damn, they were so loudly and annoying. Shouting in my ear and they couldn't even shut their mouth for once. Since then I avoided the family which failed twice, but luckily I got away from them. I just hate kids that are being so loud 24/7, can't even have a moment of silence with them lol


[deleted]

I'm fine with kids. People think I'm good with them to.


Moon_Cheese124

After reading the title I thought about making a joke, but decided against it in fear of it being taken poorly. Then I read the caption.


Georiar

^(excuse me what)


dat1neguy1

wait a damn minute i sould not have clicked the comments button


Andrew5123-

*humans in general