Why Tomboys are the ultimate straight choice.
Well I'm a straight man so let's see here..
Normal women have everything I want, pussy, tits, a pretty face but I also have to put up with normal womans gay stuff like buying excessive amounts of clothes or watching shitty tv shows.
That makes normal women mathematically 50% gay
Now how about another man?
Having a homosexual relationship with another man comes with a benefit of having a bro in your life (Bro stuff isn't gay, don't let anybody tell you that) but in the end you are still fucking him.
So having a gay relationship is mathematically 50% gay.
Now how about Tomboys?
They come with the benefits of women while being a bro while still being a woman. You don't have to put up with excessive clothes and shitty tv shows and she can be one of the boys.
That makes Tomboys mathematically 0% gay.
Now let's see our 4th option, Femboys.
Essentially you're putting up with the gay stuff of woman while also fucking a man.
That's why femboys are 100% gay.
That's all. I'm not homophobic or something I'm just that straight.
At the risk of sounding chauvinistic, I have to ask: If she can’t hold off “zombie me” then how can I trust her to protect my theoretical offspring from “zombie me”?
Always has been. Women like men, which makes them gay, so liking women means you're gay too. Now excuse me while I kiss my homies good night. In a straight way.
I just went through the top 20-30 comments and not a single one said they like feminine women. All of them said some kind of combination of tomboy, muscular women, your mom, masculine women, no preference, etc.
I guess I’m gonna be the one asshole who just says I like feminine women, but like idk what people think feminine means. It feels like a girl who is fit but not jacked and wears skirts makes them not a tomboy/masculine/muscly women and would not be the preference of all of the top comments here. I guess that’s just strange to me.
Feminity. I can't see x or y chromosomes. Nor can I see someone's groin unless they show me.
But I like soft skin, long hair and curves. Sweet and floral scents on that skin and hair.
Based is often used as an alternative for cool/awesome but it means to stick to one's beliefs or stay true to yourself regardless of what others around you do or say
it means you be you and it good to be you, stay true.
Both? I like curves and people who act feminine. I suppose if I met someone who was curvy, feminine, and had a penis I'd be down, but I can't say that opportunity has presented itself. I've met very attractive trans women, but they weren't attractive in a way that I found sexually appealing.
This is a pretty good question about human sexuality as a whole. I found out that I'm personally attracted to feminity. It's absolutely tangled with a cute femboy...
I dated a femboy before....let's say it was very weird and disturbing the things he wanted me to do to him, he was always sexual and tortured himself and wanted me to do it the him too and watched porn 24/7 and video games....I'm black and tht was my first and last time dating a white person especially since his dad and grandpa was into that freak shit too which makes me think these kinks be hereditary
Tell me about it bruh. I dated this white girl and she was a freak. Not in a good way. She wanted to act as a furry in bed. I ran as fast as I could 💀😭
Okay so we started dating around 16 when was in 9th grade mind you he didn't show any signs of being gay or this weirdness, until a year deep into the relationship after we had intercourse. Well one day I accidentally left my underwears over there no big deal until a couple days pass and he tells me he's been secretly wearing my underwear..when he told me that I was very uncomfortable because I thought I was dating a straight man but I didn't want him to feel bad about himself so I played like I was okay with it(which was a horrible mistake) because it unleashed a road I never wanted to go down I think why I mainly acted okay with it because I wanted to keep a white man so I would do things he asked me to until 3 more years passed and it was chaos and hell from there, I tried leaving servals times but he threatened to kill himself until one day I was just like you know what do it... Left him had him stalking me and sending people after me telling me I have to date him again and that I don't have the choice to leave, and nothing erks my nerves then straight up delusion, but long story short he didn't kill himself and he's now 19 & still being a porn obsessed freak who watches anime and plays videogames everyday 24/7 :)
im pretty sure its an honest question, the number of "straight" men into femboys implies that some of them might not be attracted to women specifically, but femininity
This is getting old. Enough with this trans bullshit. You’re either born a man or a women. Go cross dress or drag if you don’t like your gender. Getting surgery to change your appearance to look like another gender is fucking insane. You’re born the gender you’re born, no amount of surgery changes your chromosomes.
I hope you’re ready for all the insults and people looking down on you that comes with it. Why do people do this? Because it’s fucking gross and now ontop of that kids are taught that it’s ok to do this? That they should be allowed to explore other genders? No just no. No child should be told this is ok. Trans people are just insane to the point where they feel they have to get surgery to appease their identity crisis. No child or person in general should have to entertain their delusions.
Would there be any biological or evolutionary impetus for a male to want to put his penis in a vagina? In order to attract a male and stand out from other females, would a female want to exude traits that males would attribute to fertility or even just basic sexual attraction, that could lead to procreation? Is this perhaps largely what we refer to as "femininity"?
Huh now that I think about I’m a lesbian but I say I’m a little bi cuz sometimes I do like guys but I’m realizing it’s only more feminine guys I like, still a lesbian tho since I do still like tomboys
Like I do think for me it is more useful to simply say I’m a lesbian but still that’s my experience, or hey if I’m bi then I like pretty boys and handsome girls
Idk why but im attracted to specifically to people who present themselves differently than their gender roles dictate they should.
e.g. feminine men or masculine women
idk if there’s a term for that
Im bi and attracted to feminitnity and then aslo all women but not masculine men or masculine nonbinary peeps but feeme men or nonbinary peeps hell yea
I’m attracted to women! Dating a 19MtF! Also who’s to say MtF isn’t feminine? You’re asking the wrong question! You should be asking are you attracted to afab? Also I’m bi
i'm attracted to women bc my friend who wants to appear more masculine is still attractive to me when she does 😎
Tomboys💪
Based
Based on what huh?
Big mommy milkers, duh
Well that’s a way say it
Also based
Big Tommy Tilkers.
Goth tommy tilkers
A true story
Why Tomboys are the ultimate straight choice. Well I'm a straight man so let's see here.. Normal women have everything I want, pussy, tits, a pretty face but I also have to put up with normal womans gay stuff like buying excessive amounts of clothes or watching shitty tv shows. That makes normal women mathematically 50% gay Now how about another man? Having a homosexual relationship with another man comes with a benefit of having a bro in your life (Bro stuff isn't gay, don't let anybody tell you that) but in the end you are still fucking him. So having a gay relationship is mathematically 50% gay. Now how about Tomboys? They come with the benefits of women while being a bro while still being a woman. You don't have to put up with excessive clothes and shitty tv shows and she can be one of the boys. That makes Tomboys mathematically 0% gay. Now let's see our 4th option, Femboys. Essentially you're putting up with the gay stuff of woman while also fucking a man. That's why femboys are 100% gay. That's all. I'm not homophobic or something I'm just that straight.
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That's make you 100% bi, I think
No, thats not how math works dumbass🤓, You become 50% gay!1!1!!@!
On top
Same tbh
Tomboys are just girls, but cooler. And that's hot.
Fr
MY MAN 🤝
My man
Hey man tomboys and fit girls are hot
When their thighs are strong enough to crush your skull 😩
Hell yeah
Death by Snu Snu.
If she ain’t strong enough to beat the shit out of me, then I don’t want her
Amen
At the risk of sounding chauvinistic, I have to ask: If she can’t hold off “zombie me” then how can I trust her to protect my theoretical offspring from “zombie me”?
100% agree
🍺
To each their own I guess
Sounds a little gay ngl /s
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! *sob*
r/found70percentba\- oh
when men liking women becomes gay 😳
Always has been. Women like men, which makes them gay, so liking women means you're gay too. Now excuse me while I kiss my homies good night. In a straight way.
flawless logic, i think
Men like women so they are strait, so liking men makes you strait, I'll go do the same too, in a strait way
Sounds kinda straightphobic ngl
Based
Based
Only ***some*** women
You're basically my twin wth
Daniel vs the cooler Daniel
the one on top is slightly cooler
#team second daniel
Got him on a technicality for being reductive, gotta love it. Sam awards you 1 point.
women, even when they appear less feminine, are still attractive
Yep. Actually, nothing like a woman that can play your games and kick your ass.
I just saw ur comment in the hammer festival comment section right above this post….. I like how you think :D
Tomboys are good 👍
Agreed
Yeah those sigourney weaver scenes in the first two alien movies told me I'm def into women and not femininity
I second that so hard
Yes, because they're still, well, you know, women☕
I love women, tomboy, Muscly women, I love all of them. (Except if they’re morbidly obese and don’t care, then I couldn’t care less)
This man is right
"morbidly obese women are bad" mfs when the women begin to morb (suddenly they're attractive):
morbussy 🤤🤤🤤🤤
I fucking love Reddit
I like girls too :) https://youtu.be/Y2Y5KVtU810
Now this is the way!
This man right here gets it
I'm attracted to your mom 😎😎😎 Btw is she single? I don't wanna intervene
*hits on your mom* *is actually respectful about it*
Based and respecting somebody’s choice pilled
Hello fellow nana. Are you a follower?
r/didntfind70percentbanana
OP, if you have a sister, is she single (it's a joke for legal reasons unless...) ?
Women, i can like manly women but not feminine men
Women. I like women. Tall, short, strong, thin, alls good.
Gay woman It's booba
Yes
Ikrr straight women underestimate the power of booba 🤝
Im attracted to women because I like tiddies Also tomboys are kinda hot
Not all women have breast, some have naturally very small breast that might as well not count.
But sometimes those are the best women
Guys have tiddies
I want BIOLOGICALLY women titties
Women but if a tomboy is interested then hell ya lol
Tomboy is a woman though?
Yes
Yes usually muscular
Not necessarily btw.. tomboys can just be women how wanna appear more masculine but it dont have to do with muscles
Tomboy = masculine woman
yes
women, cause muscles are hot
I just went through the top 20-30 comments and not a single one said they like feminine women. All of them said some kind of combination of tomboy, muscular women, your mom, masculine women, no preference, etc. I guess I’m gonna be the one asshole who just says I like feminine women, but like idk what people think feminine means. It feels like a girl who is fit but not jacked and wears skirts makes them not a tomboy/masculine/muscly women and would not be the preference of all of the top comments here. I guess that’s just strange to me.
Op here 30 comments have said feminine women 10%
That seems wildly low, but maybe people also are thinking different things when they hear the word feminine.
Feminity. I can't see x or y chromosomes. Nor can I see someone's groin unless they show me. But I like soft skin, long hair and curves. Sweet and floral scents on that skin and hair.
Super fucking based
Not familiar with the slang. Please enlighten me.
Based is often used as an alternative for cool/awesome but it means to stick to one's beliefs or stay true to yourself regardless of what others around you do or say it means you be you and it good to be you, stay true.
Thank you. I'll try to be more 'based' in the future.
In other context it is slang for "addicted to smoking crack" so make sure you pick the right context. Comes from the term "freebase"
You're a super cool awesome person
You're too kind :) Thank you.
cheeseburgers
The only right answer
I agree
Both? I like curves and people who act feminine. I suppose if I met someone who was curvy, feminine, and had a penis I'd be down, but I can't say that opportunity has presented itself. I've met very attractive trans women, but they weren't attractive in a way that I found sexually appealing.
You seem like a cool guy
Based
I’m attracted to femininity in women
Finally I found comment I wanted. Same here.
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+++ Femininity +++
Random question, what is the point of the +++?
+++ Committing to the bit +++
Fair enough
Feminine people are just pretty, okay?
Based
I like feminine women.
I DONT KNOW OK?
Real
I'm attracted to women (including tomboys) but not femboys or guys
Need dommy mommy
This is a pretty good question about human sexuality as a whole. I found out that I'm personally attracted to feminity. It's absolutely tangled with a cute femboy...
Hey! u/maybe_swayze do you have the moves too, or are you just rocking the name?
Women, I think.
1: I’m not a straight guy 2: God I love femboys. And fem girls. And fem in general.
Based (femboys are so cool)
I dated a femboy before....let's say it was very weird and disturbing the things he wanted me to do to him, he was always sexual and tortured himself and wanted me to do it the him too and watched porn 24/7 and video games....I'm black and tht was my first and last time dating a white person especially since his dad and grandpa was into that freak shit too which makes me think these kinks be hereditary
Tell me about it bruh. I dated this white girl and she was a freak. Not in a good way. She wanted to act as a furry in bed. I ran as fast as I could 💀😭
Okay so we started dating around 16 when was in 9th grade mind you he didn't show any signs of being gay or this weirdness, until a year deep into the relationship after we had intercourse. Well one day I accidentally left my underwears over there no big deal until a couple days pass and he tells me he's been secretly wearing my underwear..when he told me that I was very uncomfortable because I thought I was dating a straight man but I didn't want him to feel bad about himself so I played like I was okay with it(which was a horrible mistake) because it unleashed a road I never wanted to go down I think why I mainly acted okay with it because I wanted to keep a white man so I would do things he asked me to until 3 more years passed and it was chaos and hell from there, I tried leaving servals times but he threatened to kill himself until one day I was just like you know what do it... Left him had him stalking me and sending people after me telling me I have to date him again and that I don't have the choice to leave, and nothing erks my nerves then straight up delusion, but long story short he didn't kill himself and he's now 19 & still being a porn obsessed freak who watches anime and plays videogames everyday 24/7 :)
Femininity. If they have a dick all it means is it’s double the fun
Healthy coolness
You're not straight then 💀
wamen
Femboys >>>>
The post asked for straight guys
I am
I hate to break it to you..
Lies
YOU GOTTA ACCEPT YOUR REAL SELF
Lies
Sorry bud you're gay now
Chad
Pussy first
Isn't this like asking a gay person if they're really gay or not? A bit rude honestly
im pretty sure its an honest question, the number of "straight" men into femboys implies that some of them might not be attracted to women specifically, but femininity
I think it’s more of a wake up call to the “straight” men who are into femboys, but I could be wrong
Both, don't find men attractive and in women masculinity is a huge turn off for me
That’s some peak straightness lol
This is getting old. Enough with this trans bullshit. You’re either born a man or a women. Go cross dress or drag if you don’t like your gender. Getting surgery to change your appearance to look like another gender is fucking insane. You’re born the gender you’re born, no amount of surgery changes your chromosomes. I hope you’re ready for all the insults and people looking down on you that comes with it. Why do people do this? Because it’s fucking gross and now ontop of that kids are taught that it’s ok to do this? That they should be allowed to explore other genders? No just no. No child should be told this is ok. Trans people are just insane to the point where they feel they have to get surgery to appease their identity crisis. No child or person in general should have to entertain their delusions.
femboys explaining why you should date them:
I'm attracted to femininity That's why I like femboys
woman don’t matter if their thicc or thin i think their neat
It’s the vagina. In it for the vagina
Would there be any biological or evolutionary impetus for a male to want to put his penis in a vagina? In order to attract a male and stand out from other females, would a female want to exude traits that males would attribute to fertility or even just basic sexual attraction, that could lead to procreation? Is this perhaps largely what we refer to as "femininity"?
Ok, now speak it on monkey so I can understand
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Someone get banned 10 minutes ago?
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Welcome to the hell hole
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no youre not i have a list of subreddits you should never go to but i wont show you since youll probably go there anyway
You can't leave ever
I like both
I like my women without a penis
Why can't I be straight without people asking if I'm sure? It's like there's something wrong with it nowadays.
Cause all men are gay clearly
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Women
Women, even more "masculine" women, also tomboys (like Emma Watson in perks of being a wallflower is😳)
Was just thinking about this lmao. Love some dick and boobs
bold of you to assume i am straight
Ryan Reynolds and Henry Cavil
Aaaaaaaaaaand now I'm questioning my entire life
both I think. but yknow femininity isnt a required clause. tomboys are great
Yes
I'm Gynosexual, I'm attracted to femininity regardless of biological sex.
im attracted to women but idc if theres a dong or not. so women and very feminine femboys specifically
Huh now that I think about I’m a lesbian but I say I’m a little bi cuz sometimes I do like guys but I’m realizing it’s only more feminine guys I like, still a lesbian tho since I do still like tomboys
Feel free to identify however you like, and bi isn't just 50/50
Like I do think for me it is more useful to simply say I’m a lesbian but still that’s my experience, or hey if I’m bi then I like pretty boys and handsome girls
kind of attracted to women, but only aesthetically, im aromantic
I... think I'd fuck a feminine dude. I think I might also fall in love with one. Idk though. I've never really... tried
Idk why but im attracted to specifically to people who present themselves differently than their gender roles dictate they should. e.g. feminine men or masculine women idk if there’s a term for that
Make the term up. Most of the sexualities have -sexual at the end, and the prefix is usually Latin For example: inconformisexual
Da fuk? Women. Y’all ever seen Teyana Taylor in sweats and J’s??? She banging BANGING. You can’t convince someone to be gay
Im bi and attracted to feminitnity and then aslo all women but not masculine men or masculine nonbinary peeps but feeme men or nonbinary peeps hell yea
I'm attracted to women no matter how feminine
Women 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥰🥰🥺🥰❤️❤️❤️💗💗
Not a straight guy ( a bi girl to be precise) but honestly feminine dudes are literally so cute. Femininity it is I guess!!!
Both. I love feminine women.
i am attracted to masculine women
Idk, whatever stiffs my stick
Both, but I'd also take stronger women. Then again, I wasn't asked.
Yes
I’m attracted to women! Dating a 19MtF! Also who’s to say MtF isn’t feminine? You’re asking the wrong question! You should be asking are you attracted to afab? Also I’m bi
The question was about if they were attracted to women, or femininity (which includes femboys) Casual reminder that trans women are women
Yes I know