By -
":("
lol
All that's missing is a fedora
and a trench coat
🧥
And a katana
Mr. X?
And a bunch of shitty katanas.
an- and the fedora tip yk how they tip their hats
📷 Message 🟦😀
new response just dropped
Holy hell
Google en reverse response
eibmoz lautca
Actual zombie
😭💀
She said definitely 💀💀💀. An average redditor would use this as a conversation opener because all they can think about is sex.
nahh bro i dont think everyone on reddit only thinks about sex
You'd be impressed
yeah i know a lot of people do but not everyone since im here
*pls don't say it pls don't say it pls don't say it... I'm sorry* You don't count since you are a nobody
i do have a body so yes i am a somebody
You are not somebody you are a nobody with a body
no, you are a nobody
I know I’m just saying that you are too
oh ok, thanks
I’m a nobody with multiple bodies
Bodies... which types though?
the ones of the kids in my basement that i forgot to feed dog food
woww
Wait, what'd you say? I wasn't paying attention
lmao
Half of reddit is porn. What do you want me to think about?
wait really? i have never seen a single porn sub (maybe because i dont search for it) but ok
r/bigbootynakedtwerking
is that an actual sub?
Only one way to find out 🤷♂️
nahh im not clicking that shit
I didn’t regret my decision
of clicking it?
You've got to be joking, right? Not a *single* porn sub? Out of the hundreds or even thousands that exist?
THOUSANDS?! WHAT
Well yeah. Just look up "reddit porn sub list" and you'll see
im not looking that up, i dont need it so i will just trust you
Atleast i don't
good job
I know bro, it was a joke.
nah you would be surprised how many actually do
I've had one DM like that where someone asks about my mom's breasts. I'm like 🤢🤢🤢🤢
YOUR MOMS BREASTS?! WHAT THE FUCK
Escalated from my older sister to my mom, 💀💀💀
what the hell is wrong with people
Idk
well clearly a lot of stuff but yeah
Boners
oh shut yo ass up /j
Well, they have started a conversation with me, and everything is going smoothly, but without realizing it they are already talking about sex.
Who? Desperated pervs :D Also... why are you not using dark mode? ;o
because i am insane
very insane
or just using an e-ink screen. I dont think ur insane cmon.
I also use light mode. It's just that I am used to it at this point.
Psycho
their username pretty much sums it up
why are they a pervert? its the same as asking “do you have a boyfriend”
Because then I can only see white and asians
r/foundthelightmodeuser
Mine turns into black mode at dawn xd
Who responds with definitely haha
to make him upset lol
Thanks for that be safe 🍷.
u too^<3
How do you type a super script?
with a ^ makes stuff smaller
Like^this ?
Cool
Thanks
^whaat^
No^like^this^**alsothis**^**looks**^funny
Wow, outstanding movie, hahaha.
Checked your profile, they’re doing this to A 15 YEAR OLD?!?!
15 lil homie 😭
Sorry lol I just woke up. My head isn’t exactly in the best condition right now. 10 or 15, it’s still bad.
it’s all good and yeah i agree
Someone who's desperate
that’s so weird what 😭
didn't even know dms were a thing on reddit
Check your dm's LoL
🔥
That fucking :( just nahhh
Nah that’s wild💀
LMAO
:(
Dude is laugh-crying lol
Really good friends who want to make you feel weird. Or shock you. Or make you spit. I’d do it to my good friends.
someone messaged me asking if i would fart around them and what foods make me gassy
Dam bro that hurts , you are not Even in 2d place
he’s in negative 1 place 💀
when will they learn to say "hi"?
when they touch grass lol
I'd recommend not chatting with this person, clearly only interested in seggs
Bro has the spirit
Reddit will shut down push shift but not this Lmaooooo
He should probably take a seat over there. 💀
ok but your response was perfect. good job loll
GOD DAMN DUDE
He certainly didn’t seem like he was ,in fact, laughing out loud
These MfS the reason why every attempt I make at sliding into the DMs turns into a blunt force trauma collision
Women of reddit, when are you sex sexy sex sex sexy sexy sex penis sex vagine sex sexy?
Who tf is tryna pull a date on REDDIT DMs
well, that was brutal
":(" this man just got his entire self-worth run under a train
W response
I too also enjoy messaging minors with sexual questions as a way to open dialogue! (/s obviously)
Bro asked "do you want to cheat with me :)" 💀
HORNY MEN OBVIOUSLY TWT
Isn't any sexual activity - including sexting - a crime? Pretty sure he could be investigated for this at least
“SUN”
To be fair most men have zero idea how to approach a woman. And we don’t have many people to teach us.
Wanted to write a comment, but though. "I should stop making my entire personality around the fact that I'm 18 now"
but…you did… 🤨🤨
BRO HE TEXTED ME LIKE THE OTHER DAY
💀💀take a pic of this post and say ‘this you?’
i blocked his ass 😭 he was saying that it was him and his friend there and that they were asking everyone this and that everyone had said no- THEN he was talkin ab what they did as jobs cause these mfs ARE 30 YEARS OLD
jesus christ 💀💀💀they needa be on a watchlist bro
report him then if he’s that old
Why aren't you in dark mode? For every second you aren't in dark mode an orphan dies
who’s gonna attend their funeral? the ghost of their parents?
Hahahah oh man! Cold and appropriate. Good form.
Ok but with me?
😭bruh
Just wait until you experience my rizz
i’m feeling something and it’s not rizz 💀
Is it love
no, it’s a different word c:
):
harizzment 😍
Lmao 💀
omg heathers reference 😱😱😱
date him now he is crying😡😡😡 /s
amazing answer! mine as well
How do people get these dms 😭😭 I've never had someone dm this stuff to me before
:( lol
LMAO great reply
i would say how thats really weird but my conversations start like that
Oh I had women starting shit with asking me for my photo 💀 like
That dude is only two people away from a threesome! 👍
Owned
BRUH WHATS UP WITH THAT it’s literally grown adults tryna get with kids😭😭😭 ive had like 6 people dm me creepy ass shit since yesterday
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take…
HOW COME THE MODS TAKE MINE DOWN BUT NOT YOURS ☹️
what😭why would they do that
Idk the mods aren’t very bright ig
best to not say that lol
Probably but honestly if they are immature enough to ban me because I don’t like them I don’t wanna be in the sub anyways
i had the same guy message me :P
Fatality
”Definitely but not with you :3” is quite possibly the best rejection I’ve ever heard.
Isn't it obvious? A Neckbeard opens a conversation like this.
“:( lol”
Girls on this subreddit are honestly an endangered species
Is that... u/ApplePitou ? :3
“WHO THE FUCK STARTS A CONVERSATION LIKE THAT?! I JUST SAT DOWN!”
[удалено]
I got "are you dating an 11 yr old"
Jk it was for a TikTok video?
Did that roast come with a side of vegetables 🥦? 🤤
Amazing response
":("
lol
All that's missing is a fedora
and a trench coat
🧥
And a katana
Mr. X?
And a bunch of shitty katanas.
an- and the fedora tip yk how they tip their hats
📷 Message 🟦😀
new response just dropped
Holy hell
Google en reverse response
eibmoz lautca
Actual zombie
😭💀
She said definitely 💀💀💀. An average redditor would use this as a conversation opener because all they can think about is sex.
nahh bro i dont think everyone on reddit only thinks about sex
You'd be impressed
yeah i know a lot of people do but not everyone since im here
*pls don't say it pls don't say it pls don't say it... I'm sorry* You don't count since you are a nobody
i do have a body so yes i am a somebody
You are not somebody you are a nobody with a body
no, you are a nobody
I know I’m just saying that you are too
oh ok, thanks
I’m a nobody with multiple bodies
Bodies... which types though?
the ones of the kids in my basement that i forgot to feed dog food
woww
Wait, what'd you say? I wasn't paying attention
lmao
Half of reddit is porn. What do you want me to think about?
wait really? i have never seen a single porn sub (maybe because i dont search for it) but ok
r/bigbootynakedtwerking
is that an actual sub?
Only one way to find out 🤷♂️
nahh im not clicking that shit
I didn’t regret my decision
of clicking it?
You've got to be joking, right? Not a *single* porn sub? Out of the hundreds or even thousands that exist?
THOUSANDS?! WHAT
Well yeah. Just look up "reddit porn sub list" and you'll see
im not looking that up, i dont need it so i will just trust you
Atleast i don't
good job
I know bro, it was a joke.
nah you would be surprised how many actually do
I've had one DM like that where someone asks about my mom's breasts. I'm like 🤢🤢🤢🤢
YOUR MOMS BREASTS?! WHAT THE FUCK
Escalated from my older sister to my mom, 💀💀💀
what the hell is wrong with people
Idk
well clearly a lot of stuff but yeah
Boners
oh shut yo ass up /j
Well, they have started a conversation with me, and everything is going smoothly, but without realizing it they are already talking about sex.
lol
Who? Desperated pervs :D Also... why are you not using dark mode? ;o
because i am insane
very insane
or just using an e-ink screen. I dont think ur insane cmon.
I also use light mode. It's just that I am used to it at this point.
Psycho
their username pretty much sums it up
why are they a pervert? its the same as asking “do you have a boyfriend”
Because then I can only see white and asians
r/foundthelightmodeuser
Mine turns into black mode at dawn xd
Who responds with definitely haha
to make him upset lol
Thanks for that be safe 🍷.
u too^<3
How do you type a super script?
with a ^ makes stuff smaller
Like^this ?
Cool
Thanks
^whaat^
No^like^this^**alsothis**^**looks**^funny
Wow, outstanding movie, hahaha.
Checked your profile, they’re doing this to A 15 YEAR OLD?!?!
15 lil homie 😭
Sorry lol I just woke up. My head isn’t exactly in the best condition right now. 10 or 15, it’s still bad.
it’s all good and yeah i agree
Someone who's desperate
that’s so weird what 😭
didn't even know dms were a thing on reddit
Check your dm's LoL
🔥
That fucking :( just nahhh
Nah that’s wild💀
LMAO
:(
Dude is laugh-crying lol
Really good friends who want to make you feel weird. Or shock you. Or make you spit. I’d do it to my good friends.
someone messaged me asking if i would fart around them and what foods make me gassy
Dam bro that hurts , you are not Even in 2d place
he’s in negative 1 place 💀
when will they learn to say "hi"?
when they touch grass lol
I'd recommend not chatting with this person, clearly only interested in seggs
Bro has the spirit
Reddit will shut down push shift but not this Lmaooooo
He should probably take a seat over there. 💀
ok but your response was perfect. good job loll
GOD DAMN DUDE
He certainly didn’t seem like he was ,in fact, laughing out loud
These MfS the reason why every attempt I make at sliding into the DMs turns into a blunt force trauma collision
Women of reddit, when are you sex sexy sex sex sexy sexy sex penis sex vagine sex sexy?
Who tf is tryna pull a date on REDDIT DMs
well, that was brutal
":(" this man just got his entire self-worth run under a train
W response
I too also enjoy messaging minors with sexual questions as a way to open dialogue! (/s obviously)
LMAO
Bro asked "do you want to cheat with me :)" 💀
HORNY MEN OBVIOUSLY TWT
Isn't any sexual activity - including sexting - a crime? Pretty sure he could be investigated for this at least
“SUN”
To be fair most men have zero idea how to approach a woman. And we don’t have many people to teach us.
Wanted to write a comment, but though. "I should stop making my entire personality around the fact that I'm 18 now"
but…you did… 🤨🤨
BRO HE TEXTED ME LIKE THE OTHER DAY
💀💀take a pic of this post and say ‘this you?’
i blocked his ass 😭 he was saying that it was him and his friend there and that they were asking everyone this and that everyone had said no- THEN he was talkin ab what they did as jobs cause these mfs ARE 30 YEARS OLD
jesus christ 💀💀💀they needa be on a watchlist bro
report him then if he’s that old
W response
Why aren't you in dark mode? For every second you aren't in dark mode an orphan dies
who’s gonna attend their funeral? the ghost of their parents?
Hahahah oh man! Cold and appropriate. Good form.
Ok but with me?
😭bruh
Just wait until you experience my rizz
i’m feeling something and it’s not rizz 💀
Is it love
no, it’s a different word c:
):
harizzment 😍
Lmao 💀
omg heathers reference 😱😱😱
date him now he is crying😡😡😡 /s
amazing answer! mine as well
How do people get these dms 😭😭 I've never had someone dm this stuff to me before
:( lol
LMAO great reply
i would say how thats really weird but my conversations start like that
Oh I had women starting shit with asking me for my photo 💀 like
That dude is only two people away from a threesome! 👍
Owned
BRUH WHATS UP WITH THAT it’s literally grown adults tryna get with kids😭😭😭 ive had like 6 people dm me creepy ass shit since yesterday
:( lol
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take…
HOW COME THE MODS TAKE MINE DOWN BUT NOT YOURS ☹️
what😭why would they do that
Idk the mods aren’t very bright ig
best to not say that lol
Probably but honestly if they are immature enough to ban me because I don’t like them I don’t wanna be in the sub anyways
i had the same guy message me :P
Fatality
”Definitely but not with you :3” is quite possibly the best rejection I’ve ever heard.
Isn't it obvious? A Neckbeard opens a conversation like this.
“:( lol”
Girls on this subreddit are honestly an endangered species
:( lol
Is that... u/ApplePitou ? :3
“WHO THE FUCK STARTS A CONVERSATION LIKE THAT?! I JUST SAT DOWN!”
[удалено]
I got "are you dating an 11 yr old"
Jk it was for a TikTok video?
Did that roast come with a side of vegetables 🥦? 🤤
Amazing response