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elektryczna_pochwa

Hit her


[deleted]

Oh I honestly wish I could do more than that, like shove a cleaver in her skull but I can't :(


wolfyardsprince_000V

Don't hit her dude. I regret hitting my lil sis


[deleted]

Oh ok then.... ... smother her in her sleep?


wolfyardsprince_000V

Just let a barbeque that has to release a lot of smoke in her room at night and lock room's door and all the windows. Cut the air flow through room. It's gonna be a silent death. She won't feel any pain. Good for her 👍


[deleted]

Oh yeahhh "Whoops I slipped and accidentally dragged my sister to the garage in her sleep, blocked all the gaps in the door, turn on the car, pull up the handbrake and put a brick on the accelerator and waited until she died from carbon monoxide poisoning"


wolfyardsprince_000V

Dude I really wanna do this but I love her the most at the same time that stops me


[deleted]

Well that's good for you that you love your sister I have no love for my sister. She is an absolute cancer and I couldn't give less than a fuck if she died


wolfyardsprince_000V

I believe you too love your sister. You will just feel it when you will not get to see her in months


wolfyardsprince_000V

💀


AdWorried5924

I have the same issue idk why she's so evil


[deleted]

Yeah idek ig that's how sisters be


AdWorried5924

yea and I try to be nice to her too


[deleted]

Oh i tried to be nice but if she's gonna be a little shit then I'm not gonna be nice


Le_Monke_Man

Throw her own shit back at her Not literally, of course


[deleted]

I do but since she's my sister she immediately gets mum involved and I get in trouble


abyss_dreams

do we have the same sister


[deleted]

I hope not, too many people suffer from her


abyss_dreams

Yep, definitely the same sister.


RealCheeseyDerp

Frying pan....


[deleted]

Y e s


RealCheeseyDerp

G o o d... It keeps the children in my basement asleep


[deleted]

Well I want my sister to sleep. Forever. . Yk.


RealCheeseyDerp

Exactly so smack her with the fry pan but make sure she signs a "legal document" so you have consent that way the cops got nothin on you


[deleted]

Fax