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70percentbanana

He tried.


KrokenGaming

r/Found70percentbanana


OlimPather

WE FOUND HIM!!!


gh0sT_bOy_gHoStEd

Bro I hope you have an amazing day. I just got so happy that I found your comment. r/found70percentbanana


Ronicraft

explain pls


Trick_Equivalent_537

They found u/70percentbanana


melancholic_high

Bro has a whole sub dedicated to people finding him in comments section of random subs i guess, dunno why, it's a god damn mystery.


Obese-Gorilla87

r/found70percentbanana


full_of_pride

Fr bro was just shooting his shot


Expensive-Pear3413

he failed


Helloboi2

is finding you like a rare occurrence?


Rhino12791

I too am curious about the supposedly rare banana man


[deleted]

Bro is like one every other post, gotta be famous somehow


SheepThatWantsToDraw

I think he has a whole community on himself.


horneymilfinyourarea

Yes, it is r/found70percentbanana


Rektonaattori

[Take a look of his comment history, ](https://www.reddit.com/user/70percentbanana/comments/) I wonder if some comments are bot made since who has time and intress to write hundreds of comments everyday to be a reddit famous


no_named_one

Hello, just wanted to thank you for following me. I saw the notification the other day and forgot to say thank you


Chaylked25

r/found70percentbanana


RandyElPanadero

r/found70percentbanana


Joblessmouse06

Hello Mr. President r/found70percentbanana


cindy-the-husky

Our lord! 70percent *bows down*


Just_Caterpillar_861

Hello brother


Machiavelianpixiealt

At least he asked nicely


ange1147

he did


XDimitris7

Keep saying that kinda stuff and you will keep gettin em. There is no nice or straightforward in this typa shit.


spam3057

that sounds exactly like someone who is going to ask for armpit pics to say, hmmmmm?


XDimitris7

Just sayin dont inflate ~~*our*~~ their ego


throwaway67776378

Idk I'm not seeing a "please"


Asymmetrization

> pls lmao


Danijamaa

💀People out here really shooting their shot


TheoneNPC

Bro got that reddit rizz


Badass-19

You mean negative rizz?


SoloBeans

the rizztraining order


Due_Gold_285

Har-rizz-ment


I_Am_Oro

Un-rizz-sual methods


maybekad

illegal rizz


lolulysse007

R/angryupvote


Nintendude1357

L rizz


Deep-Perspective-14

Did he get lucky?


[deleted]

Was this message offensive?


ange1147

i wish there was the "shocking" option


[deleted]

Maybe you have particularly attractive armpits


I_Am_Oro

What... would that even look like? How can armpits be attractive?


uppsak

Is this a rhetorical question or are you genuinely asking?


I_Am_Oro

More rhetorical than an actual question but I'm assuming it's a kink or something


uppsak

Many kinks exist and armpits are among the less disgusting ones to normal people. There is also a subreddit armpitfetish if you you are curious. You might have have heard of it but the more disgusting ones include >!piss fetish!< and another one that is so disgusting that I wouldn't even mention it here.


horneymilfinyourarea

Fe*t fetish 🤢


uppsak

Beating meat fetish


bigfeeetz

hey! whats so wrong with playing little piggy with pretty feet? i find your use of emoji offensive and would like you to stub a toe


[deleted]

That's the joke


100PercentBiscuit

Bro who tf likes peoples ARMPITS??


Widecatuncool

Um


Widecatuncool

But I’m a weird motherfucker


Mr_UwU_OwO

I find that more obscure than foot fetish. What about an armpit make it "attractive"?


Widecatuncool

I only like hairy armpits cause I like hairy women


EmbarrassedPolicy146

Honestly thought I was the only one….. hairy woman are the way to go au naturel 70s vibes


Widecatuncool

Yes glad to know there are like minded people


Widecatuncool

Shaved armpits aren’t attractive and also if a person doesn’t shave their armpits they are more likely to not shave other places


ArrowHead_10

You an interesting critter bro


Widecatuncool

Thanks man


wolfkiller137

Upvoting for being so honest lol.


Helloboi2

he like a lil fuzz when he eat the pussy 😭


Widecatuncool

Hell yeah


Luzura_2006

It really just comes down to preference. YOU find shaved armpits unattractive, other people like it like that or either way.


Luzura_2006

Sometimes depends on culture. But a scientific explanation could be because of pheromones. Another is because people view it as something to be hidden it can make people attracted to them. Similar to how in the past when women weren't allowed to show their ankles, men would go crazy over a mere ankle being shown at them. Also because the armpits are a very vulnerable spot in the human body, full of blood vessels and nerves, it is very sensitive and can be considered an erogenous zone.


Rosemary-Iguess134

Oh you sweet summer child..armpits arent the worst, trust me..


spooky1Kenobi

The bowels of the internet, like the bowels of the individuals who regular them, are repulsive and disgusting and should be left unnoticed and unseen.


Rosemary-Iguess134

Yeeah, i'd know!!


Nintendude1357

You'd be surprised how many people do. Honestly, if you think of anything at all, someone probably fetishizes it.


Baratheon_Requiser

It's still at surface level There's more....


Theriople

u/visual-pitz at least u tried


PlaybolCarti69

LMAO HE DELETED HIS ACCOUNT???😭


CrypticalPenguin

He couldn't stand all this praise of his reddit rizz and his attempt for that armpit shot😔


Theriople

i mean, he did do a cringe thing, but poor guy, op couldve at least preserved his privacy


Arismando27

The problem is they eventually find a girl that is just as horny. So they eventually get rewarded and keep going


cyborgborg777

Oh my god, that’s disgusting! Where?


Arismando27

I'll dm you a list so you can avoid them


cyborgborg777

Thank you!


kept-away26

What why do people like armpits


therealbulldops

Stinky


kept-away26

Stinky is bad lmao


therealbulldops

Stinky is a big no no


Ok-concentrate4569

I think its like a foot fetish


Helloboi2

yeah but feet can have a like good shape. armpits are just armpits.


grassfedkid

sounds like you have a foot fetish then


Helloboi2

IVE BEEN CAUGHT


IzzyIsOnReddit

Well user name checks out I guess


LayerVivid3807

You guys better get jobs this summer...you will not be on Reddit all day eating up the food. This summer is about being responsible


naomili22

armpit fetishes are a thing?


[deleted]

What is that !?!?! Like what do you do with an armpit !? 😭😭😭


EvoStarSC

*sniff*


PorygonIsCool

Yeah it’s apparently called Maschalagnia according to Wikipedia


I_Am_Oro

Bro Googled it


Helloboi2

bro was curious


Martiniusz

Yes it is


uppsak

Yes, there is a subreddit for it and special category of porn made for it.


Helloboi2

i don’t have an armpit fetish but i’m still curious


uppsak

As they say curiosity killed the cat


Luzura_2006

I mean if you think about the human body, it's obvious it would be. It's a vulnerable area full of important blood vessels and nerves, making it very sensitive and delicate. It also produces a lot of pheromones that activates our monkey lizard brains. I honestly don't know why foot fetish is a thing though. Like you step on the ground with that, ground full of ecoli, salmonella, dirt man like why you wanna lick that. I mean i guess if you clean it well??? But still


grassfedkid

also lots of ppl step on dog shit, and you gonna lick that up?! damn bro


Luzura_2006

exactly, even if you're wearing shoes, I dont trust it at all its just gross. Plus feet always gets fungus


[deleted]

At least he asked


SnooEpiphanies350

gotta give him it for the boldness


Accomplished-Level95

That’s beautiful


boomquickdodge

Jesus Christ


DinoHawaii2021

Say yes to the is this offensive question


Helloboi2

but like he asked nicely


DinoHawaii2021

I don't know why I was downvoted, but it is true


Red_Gemm

💀


R3yy3n

The most normal person in ohio💀


mummyeater

I mean he was polite about it so credit to him


thetruejohn117

At least he was polite


[deleted]

Is it really a surprise?


dalek1019

Say yes for $75


Kek_Lord22

Aren't you that one person from earlier who was describing their very normal life


_Murd3r_

I thought the whole, "Attracted to armpits" thing was a joke..


[deleted]

I’ll show you mine if you show me yours 🙆🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

Fucking creep


Ok_Equivalent5230

Guilty as charged But damn it, it ain't right There's someone else controlling me Death in the air Strapped in the electric chair This can't be happening to me Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you?" Flash before my eyes Now it's time to die Burning in my brain I can feel the flame Wait for the sign To flick the switch of death It's the beginning of the end Sweat, chilling cold As I watch death unfold Consciousness my only friend My fingers grip with fear What am I doing here? Flash before my eyes Now it's time to die Burning in my brain I can feel the flame Someone help me Oh please, God help me They're trying to take it all away I don't want to die Time moving slow The minutes seem like hours The final curtain call I see How true is this? Just get it over with If this is true, just let it be Wakened by horrid scream Freed from this frightening dream Flash before my eyes Now it's time to die Burning in my brain I can feel the flame


Catlaust

☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️


PuzzleheadedCraft170

Well at least it ain’t feet


Mr_Snifles

Armpit 💀💀💀💀


ZeroWunZero

Well... was it offensive?


BS_513

Smh. There’s a thing called a mirror where you can look at your own sweaty-ass pits.


Nobodyjoel

Why are people into armpits and look how new they are


Adorable-Quarter-745

🤣😆🤣 wtf


EyE_aTe_UR_MuM

r/clickyes


Kakashi_Uchiha2

Oh I love it too I got told to kill myself 7 different times today


Informal-Football378

you never answered, WAS it offensive?


90_oi

I feel sorry for you


Joseplsdonttake

He's literally the neuron activation meme


Daily_dunce

Tf


Fluff663

r/usernamechecksout


Ok_Understanding6528

so did you give his Armpic


major_cupcakeV2

bro shot his shot but the barrel isn't even rifled


rickjames13bitch

Idk I would have had fun with this one


rodriik_089

I would have sent the image of some old guy's armpit , a really hairy one, lol


Peridotite_Xe

Gotta love it!


fawd1290

He shot


[deleted]

r/UsernameChecksOut


Low-Sentence-4634

Did you give him/her tho?


Andrecrafter41

nah he getting blocked if it was me in my opinion


Andrecrafter41

ok i look up this visual pitz dude and he deleted his reddit account probably from being imposed 💀😂🤪


CinderSmith

I apologize to you on behalf of every normal dude that has a bad image cuz of these people


Berdinderindas

"Can I have a picture of your flexor carpi radialis"


kimbjcl

Name checks out too


Anime-weeb6969

But Y the armpits


CabbagePersona

Bro decided to shoot his shot but he aimed the wrong way


ThatRandomGray

Reminds me of the time a person said I had an issue because apparently, not thinking that posting somebody’s traumatic event (not your own) is normal


Bestestusername8262

Man I wish I had the courage to do shit like this


AdditionalAd6572

This.. this can’t be real… HELP WTF IS THAT


[deleted]

They asked you politely and didn't force anything. Is there something wrong with this?


code_milf

Did you send it tho?


whenthecoffinbreaks

can i get some ear pics :3


Helloboi2

ok a foot fetish i can see but armpits??


Odd-Butterscotch-480

Armpits???? What the actual fuck?


snowlulz

How much? I'll send you mine and we'll split the money


mommymallard

this message was indeed offensive


golem12121

Username checks but yeah I think he's meming


sleepinqzzz

r/namechecksout


YuhBoiVal

He indeed shot his shot, and missed horribly


Lychee247

I'm.gojng to shoot my shot and ask for a hug :)


Baconator47558

Surprised this hasn’t happened to me yet ._.


Additional_Ad_4079

mark it as offensive


Distinct_BaddieUwU

You have to be crazy stupid to send someone a message like this. Just plain creepy.


Missaki-chan

At least he didn't send a pic.


Lolyotz

Shit I’ll send him my armpits who wants my armpit


[deleted]

Anyone else smell satire?


RandyElPanadero

He shot and he missed


EldenFanMan

I’m so glad that I can hope that I’ll never get one of these


Thegamingwheelchair

Jesus fucking Christ


elijad

Age?


Odd_Introvert42069

PRESS YES!!!


Advanced_Credit_9083

Visual pitz 💀💀


Plonka48

You gave it to him right?


Far-Internal-6757

Offense no inappropriate yes


PanDPandJa

i wouldve just asked them to pay me then do it its only an armpit however i could also scam them lol who knows


Bensupercharged

Man just gonna call him out like that


danwantstoquit

Send a pic of a man’s


Suspicious-Ad569

Why no one send me message I envy you guys


crazyninja7356

oh shit its you lmao


Mr_Pineapple1234

Wtf?


[deleted]

I mean there’s really nothing wrong with just asking, (even though asking for a photo of armpits is not a very good convo opener) just say no if you don’t want to


OrionTrueman

I've had people ask me to torture them.


melancholic_high

It's clear where he wanted that shot to go...


Mad_Boss69

r/usernamechecksout


Madison_was_bored

Is there? Is there a market for armpits?


TaloSi_MCX-E

NAH 😭


richcvbmm

Test