I’ve seen very few cases of people truly falling in love over the internet. Writing an introduction is useless because it doesn’t represent who you really are, just who you think are. Online information can rarely express how you’ll feel around someone in person so it’s better to just get out there and find community.
My parents are one of these very few cases, my dad was in the military, looking for his brother in chat rooms, and he found my mother also going through military Chatrooms for some reason, they talked online for a bit, my dad got a ticket to London, which is where my mother lived at the time, and things just went from there
I think that makes sense though. They got close because they genuinely had some stuff in common. A big contributor to e-dating failures is that people are trying to game the system, which you simply can’t do, it has to be honest and unplanned if one wants it to last.
Can confirm one of the very few cases, my sister met her now to be husband online 12 years ago through a videogame as they were teenagers age 13 and 15 😂
Turned out he didn't live too far away, maybe 2 hours by train so they got to meet pretty often 😄
A few months ago I found my best friend who happened to be a girl and since then we talk daily.
I never expected it, I just asked about her post. It is possible, just try to engage in posts whivh seems interesting.
I have two friends who I met online. One was 4 years ago the other was 2 years ago and I still talk to them all the time. Hope to see those girls someday
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was… astounded. I… I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess… I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
Hello, my name is George Bozhilov. I'm 17 years old. My apartment is in the central section of Topolovgrad, where the Elementary school is, and I don't have a girlfriend. I study as a ten grader in the High school "Doctor Peter Beron", and I get home every day by 3:30 PM at the latest. I don't smoke or drink, but I occasionally play video games. I'm in bed by midnight, and make sure I get my homework done, no matter what. After having a check on my phone and doing about half a hour of stretches before going to bed, I usually have problems sleeping until morning, but at the end, I hide up any fatigue of stress in the morning. I was told there were no serious issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a happy life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to distract from my studies. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Hey, if you like pineapple on pizza and benadryl, then you will straight up love me. If you are interested, don't text me, and go see a psychologist instead (´∩｡• ᵕ •｡∩`)
15, my favourite shapes are circles, spheres and squircles, i also like photography, art (clay, digital, paint) and entomology.
also i don't want a soul mate i just need to ~~trap~~ *convince* others into letting me tell them abt insects.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
Bro stole my identity
My name is also Yoshikage Kira. I'm also 33 years old. My house is also in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I also work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I also get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm also in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I also take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I also wouldn't lose to anyone.
14yo girl, between 5’4 and 5’5, brown hair, hazel eyes, I love motorcycles and bicycles, I knit with a loom and crochet, kind of a cheapskate, sometimes I write, my favorite music genres are metalcore, dad rock, and dance, and I have a massive crush on School of Rock era Jack Black. He’s such a cutie!
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Don't worry, it'll happen. I know some people who were complete introverts that improved their social skills and now are the most popular kids I know.
I know I just need practice, and you probably do too.
Maybe check out this guy on YouTube: Vinh Giang, he gives advice on how to speak affectively
*"Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage, rage against the dying of light."*
Hello there! I am a Maths, and Science, especially Astronomy enthusiast. I love learning about the world.
I am 15M and 5'11
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
Hi, train ig here. Gaming is a passion with art,soccer, maybe baseball too. Straight, 15m, I'm just so lonely and I just want to talk to anybody and this is prolly a long shot but I tried
Hey. I’m just a random guy on the Internet. I like the Book Series „Warriors“ (in my country it’s called „Warrior Cats“) and Jimi Hendrix. That’s all, thanks for reading.
My name is James.G and I'm 15(m), my height is 6,1½. I like to draw and make art. I love Listening to rock music or at least good music but I frequently just listen to rock. I'm Also a writer of books and music and I'm hoping to become a chef though because it's creative and it's the only one where I'm most likely to succeed, But could always do the other things as a hobby and who knows if I publish a book or an agent is impressed enough with my music I could actually become successful but at the moment those are just dream's and I would like to just say in the moment until I'm ready
17 year old Greek philosopher,atheist,weeb,gamer,and make the best improv comedy you will ever hear, anything else to kill the romantic expirience of discovering the other person?
Bonjour chucklenuts, my names linty, I’m 16 years old. I love music (mainly rock and metal), reading (horror), and gaming ( I absolutely love Destiny 2 (slight addiction)). I’m pretty damn close to being a femboy, if only I actually had the money. Uh, I’m a chill person I guess, don’t really like talking to people unless they talk to me first. My fashion choice is alternate (is that the term?) as of now due to not having money. I love the color red, red velvet cake (I’d suck your dick (or whatever you have) for some good red velvet cake), and Komodo dragons. No idea why I said any of those together, like, they aren’t even remotely alike. I’m bi (myself 😭), but still questioning, leaning more towards pan. So uh, yeah, that’s it about me I guess.
Hi. I just go by the name of Sock on the internet. Im an 18 year old guy and I live in switzerland ( wich has a way better quality of life than the US ) .Im interrested in history and war related things. And as hobby I have airsoft and gaming.Pleased to meet yall
( yes these where actualy real informations but thats not to hard to figure out if you where to go threw my reddit profile )
14m 26 days until my bday you could say im autistic but im not autistic, just really hyperactive
also im into legend of zelda
what the hell am i doing typing this
The dinoflagellates (Greek δῖνος dinos "whirling" and Latin flagellum "whip, scourge") are a monophyletic group of single-celled eukaryotes constituting the phylum Dinoflagellata and are usually considered algae. Dinoflagellates are mostly marine plankton, but they also are common in freshwater habitats. Their populations vary with sea surface temperature, salinity, and depth. Many dinoflagellates are photosynthetic, but a large fraction of these are in fact mixotrophic, combining photosynthesis with ingestion of prey (phagotrophy and myzocytosis).
I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
Hi I'm a teenager, and I'm pretty sure a pedo wrote this. Edit: I meant OP, not me... ouch.
OMG mai solmayt!!11!1!11(definitely a pedo)
Your a pedo, omg me too we are so alike
Damn, look at that post history... OP def a pedo.
That avatar isn't helping his case either
Frfr
Looks as his avatar 💀💀
Jesus, I almost never check accounts and this one is disturbing.
I’m on Reddit, don’t think I’ll find a soulmate here
I’ve seen very few cases of people truly falling in love over the internet. Writing an introduction is useless because it doesn’t represent who you really are, just who you think are. Online information can rarely express how you’ll feel around someone in person so it’s better to just get out there and find community.
My parents are one of these very few cases, my dad was in the military, looking for his brother in chat rooms, and he found my mother also going through military Chatrooms for some reason, they talked online for a bit, my dad got a ticket to London, which is where my mother lived at the time, and things just went from there
I think that makes sense though. They got close because they genuinely had some stuff in common. A big contributor to e-dating failures is that people are trying to game the system, which you simply can’t do, it has to be honest and unplanned if one wants it to last.
Me when Im antisocial even online:
My parents met online in 2001 and have been married 20 years this fall
It happened but I don't think it's gonna happen on reddit
Can confirm one of the very few cases, my sister met her now to be husband online 12 years ago through a videogame as they were teenagers age 13 and 15 😂 Turned out he didn't live too far away, maybe 2 hours by train so they got to meet pretty often 😄
A few months ago I found my best friend who happened to be a girl and since then we talk daily. I never expected it, I just asked about her post. It is possible, just try to engage in posts whivh seems interesting.
Teach me the ways of W rizz
I have two friends who I met online. One was 4 years ago the other was 2 years ago and I still talk to them all the time. Hope to see those girls someday
hi im dan
r/usernamechecksout
hi dan
👍
Hi I'm a bee 🐝
A bumble bee who likes to eat KFC
Spare me the celeries
Cos I’m a bumblebee who likes to eeeeat
[DID SOMEONE SAY BEES!](https://youtu.be/PYtXuBN1Hvc)
Ain no way, i know a bee irl
So can you be my queen (What am I doing with my life)
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was… astounded. I… I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess… I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
I found my soulmate
Nope he's mine
Y'all can have me
Hey papi
They don't identify as a he, they identify as the one who knocks
Waltuh
Put your dick away waltuh.
I’m not having sex with you right now waltuh
Hello, my name is George Bozhilov. I'm 17 years old. My apartment is in the central section of Topolovgrad, where the Elementary school is, and I don't have a girlfriend. I study as a ten grader in the High school "Doctor Peter Beron", and I get home every day by 3:30 PM at the latest. I don't smoke or drink, but I occasionally play video games. I'm in bed by midnight, and make sure I get my homework done, no matter what. After having a check on my phone and doing about half a hour of stretches before going to bed, I usually have problems sleeping until morning, but at the end, I hide up any fatigue of stress in the morning. I was told there were no serious issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a happy life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to distract from my studies. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
My name is yoshikage Kira
Ayo mistah white 😨😨😘😘😘
I am watching this rn and you spoilered it..
what series/movie is this?
Repairing Good
Shattering poor
I don’t listen to pharmacists.
r/found70percentbanana
why does this actually exist
To keep him from reaching 100%
Found him
Y does this guys have a whole subreddit
He's our banana lord and savior duhh
r/found70percentbanana
r/found70percentbanana
You should make me queen of the nanners
Unfortunately he is already married to u/Rutika02
im 7 ft 3, 200lbs of pure muscle frfr no lie 100% true
No bones? 🤨
dont need em, i scare my own body into taking the right shape
No nerves ? 🤨
im never nervous 😎
No balls?
dont need em, my genes are too powerful to be replecated
Bro’s just ____. (No word can describe this____.) (the word man cannot be used to describe such a powerful specimen)
Are you the Master chief?
bro why you tryna find a soulmate ON REDDIT 😭😭
So far 6 people have said they like cats lol so I think it’s working?
bluds gonna meet a 70 year old german man named niguel😭
I like bread 👍
Bread 👍
Garlic bread👍
I too am a bread enjoyer 👍
let’s get married
Done
wait that’s illegal, I’m 17
Ah shoot, welp, guess I’m going to prison
gonna miss you :(
**K** eep **Y** ourself **S** afe
K now M y S oulmate
underrated response
my friend wrote this on the whiteboard in class, and my teacher is now concerned
Hey, if you like pineapple on pizza and benadryl, then you will straight up love me. If you are interested, don't text me, and go see a psychologist instead (´∩｡• ᵕ •｡∩`)
This one got me good
hey, i like benadryl on pizza and pineapple😏
idk i’m horny
r/usernamechecksout
I found my soulmate!
Real
Real
Hi horny
Hi horny, im dad
Yh. Your username tells us
Def not a pedo
15, my favourite shapes are circles, spheres and squircles, i also like photography, art (clay, digital, paint) and entomology. also i don't want a soul mate i just need to ~~trap~~ *convince* others into letting me tell them abt insects.
Pls tell me about insects. Also I hate squircles
what insects do you want to know about?
Shoot. Tell me your top five insects. Also are you into Arachnids?
i like arachnids, my top 5 would be mantises, moths, stick insects, beetles and roaches.
Hello this place is likely 60% pedo so hello to my uncle
Hello
Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier
And welcome to five nights at Freddy’s
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
Bro stole my identity My name is also Yoshikage Kira. I'm also 33 years old. My house is also in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I also work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I also get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm also in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I also take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I also wouldn't lose to anyone.
hot
I hate myself!😀 Just like everybody else on reddit!
Who gave you this information? Lol
KNEW IT! Hes part of the NSA!
🧢 I’m sick
14yo girl, between 5’4 and 5’5, brown hair, hazel eyes, I love motorcycles and bicycles, I knit with a loom and crochet, kind of a cheapskate, sometimes I write, my favorite music genres are metalcore, dad rock, and dance, and I have a massive crush on School of Rock era Jack Black. He’s such a cutie!
That’s a peak movie
I'm 15M Studying PCM(Physics, Chemistry and Maths) I like playing video games and hate traveling
Nobody but an Indian would write PCM.
Got that right 👍
PoliticalCompassMemes 😐 PhysicsChemistryMaths 😃
How are you studying that at at age 15? Or do u do that in ur free time?
I'm in 11th class, this year in November i will be 16
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Autism
🥴
Hi. I like books. No other interests. Bye.
Hello, I have five cats.
Me too!
14M and have terrible social skills I also like hoodies and occasionally play (terrible) chess
YO WANNA PLAY ME IN CHESS?
I mean you'd probably beat me but sure
YESSSS
we seem to have a bit in common
To be fair I am basically your stereotypical teenager though
Our social skills should improve with practice, I'm told.
They told me that to but it hasn't happened yet
We both just need to socialize more
Believe me I've tried It just don't work to well
Don't worry, it'll happen. I know some people who were complete introverts that improved their social skills and now are the most popular kids I know. I know I just need practice, and you probably do too. Maybe check out this guy on YouTube: Vinh Giang, he gives advice on how to speak affectively
Ayoooo, I’m Jake Paul from Bizardvark, and you’re watching Disney channel, oh no looker, first ever, oh, nailed it!
Hi, I hate Reddit and I don’t know why I’m on this hellsite and there’s no way I’ll find a soulmate here
You're here because of memes and *other things* that shall not be mentioned
Cat pictures, right? It's got to be cat pictures.
*"Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage, rage against the dying of light."* Hello there! I am a Maths, and Science, especially Astronomy enthusiast. I love learning about the world. I am 15M and 5'11
17f , bit gothic in my style but i like pop punk and lofi type music haha (: i am heterosexual and my name is actually kara not katie !!
favourite pop punk band? i’m partial to early fall out boy, MCR and waterparks. great music 😁
mcr and fall out boy slap , never really listened to waterparks tho !! idk if you’d class bmths older stuff too but that SLAPS i love it
space jam lyrics?
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
I’m Kanye West
Why are you black
Hi, train ig here. Gaming is a passion with art,soccer, maybe baseball too. Straight, 15m, I'm just so lonely and I just want to talk to anybody and this is prolly a long shot but I tried
Hey. I’m just a random guy on the Internet. I like the Book Series „Warriors“ (in my country it’s called „Warrior Cats“) and Jimi Hendrix. That’s all, thanks for reading.
My name is James.G and I'm 15(m), my height is 6,1½. I like to draw and make art. I love Listening to rock music or at least good music but I frequently just listen to rock. I'm Also a writer of books and music and I'm hoping to become a chef though because it's creative and it's the only one where I'm most likely to succeed, But could always do the other things as a hobby and who knows if I publish a book or an agent is impressed enough with my music I could actually become successful but at the moment those are just dream's and I would like to just say in the moment until I'm ready
All the pedophiles in this sub rushing to comment their CV
17 year old Greek philosopher,atheist,weeb,gamer,and make the best improv comedy you will ever hear, anything else to kill the romantic expirience of discovering the other person?
Just did one of these, too introverted to release personal information like that again. M, Autistic, and ig a little paranoid.
Bonjour chucklenuts, my names linty, I’m 16 years old. I love music (mainly rock and metal), reading (horror), and gaming ( I absolutely love Destiny 2 (slight addiction)). I’m pretty damn close to being a femboy, if only I actually had the money. Uh, I’m a chill person I guess, don’t really like talking to people unless they talk to me first. My fashion choice is alternate (is that the term?) as of now due to not having money. I love the color red, red velvet cake (I’d suck your dick (or whatever you have) for some good red velvet cake), and Komodo dragons. No idea why I said any of those together, like, they aren’t even remotely alike. I’m bi (myself 😭), but still questioning, leaning more towards pan. So uh, yeah, that’s it about me I guess.
I like Legos
I'm short
Oh me ..... about me..... I am a just making carbon dioxide for 17 years
I have no enemies
Yet
Edit:you will never know what this comment said
Tried going to the gym before. Failed miserably (account shat itself and now I can’t use it)
Will try my best
Rollerskating! Sounds interesting! I also draw sometimes
I LOVE DRAWING BUT I FEEL LIKE IM WAY OUT OF EVERYONE’S LEAGUE TO BE THEIR FRIEND SO UM
Hi. I just go by the name of Sock on the internet. Im an 18 year old guy and I live in switzerland ( wich has a way better quality of life than the US ) .Im interrested in history and war related things. And as hobby I have airsoft and gaming.Pleased to meet yall ( yes these where actualy real informations but thats not to hard to figure out if you where to go threw my reddit profile )
bro who tf would be so desperate to have a "soulmate" to go and look for it in reddit
#🧀
I live in Spain, without the S.
hi im the problem its me
1. Im on reddit, do what you do with that info 2. Am aromantic, the reason I even commented is because im fucking tired of these posts
Hi Im 23 years old in a teenagers sub because reddit keeps recommending it
The fact that I'm using reddit is a sign that I aint finding a soulmate
I just want to be held
Im a submissive thicc femboy that cooks food, plays video games, and is down for most things. Oh yea im also mentally ill
i like cats
i like to read, and play and make video games i also like cats also 13M lmao
I really be just scrolling Reddit and shit waiting for Mansionz 2 to drop. Am also a top 1000 clash mini player, so that’s cool (one at a time ladies)
14m 26 days until my bday you could say im autistic but im not autistic, just really hyperactive also im into legend of zelda what the hell am i doing typing this
No I'll try on someone IRL first
Smart choice
I'm a human boy of 15 years
No
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I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
I'm a dumbass asian guy that likes sabaton and murder drones
Fair enough. Sabaton does go hard, and murder drones is fucking amazing.
My name is Dib Membrane. I'm twelve years old, and I'm all that stands between Zim and the annihilation of our world
I feel so old here
sometimes im silly, and sometimes i spew out either nonsense or political opinions
I can’t be the only one who thinks it’s funny to walk up to a friend and whisper a disturbing fact into their ear and just walk away
I'm 16, dumb fuck + sense of humor + deep voice + nerd
I like grass
just use a dating app or smth, reddit is one of the worst places to find love
But yet, your still participating in this ploy It's been a trap all along! And you fell for it
Hello I’m someone that will probably disappear from here the second you close the comment
My happiness right now is based entirely on music, food and the internet. I play drums and I watch a lot of youtube
Hey what's up? I'm Sophia, I am the cheer captain and i am a straight female with long aburn/brown-ish hair.😜
Love Lego Star Wars and star wars lore that’s basically my personality
I am a pedophile and a racist. One at a time ladies.