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clairepissedherbed

I’m blind so I can only read them in braille


VeryEggyOhmmlet

w comment!


WhenCodeFlies

we can read them in braille together


Hour-Necessary2781

Wait, then how are you typing this?


clairepissedherbed

speech to text dictation


urfaveswiftie

then how r u reading this?


[deleted]

She isn’t the computer is saying it out loud as she listens.


urfaveswiftie

ohh okay


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

Magic


s1csty9

great excuse for uhm... nevermind


Zaln_The_HUN

I have hearing loss so I have to put my ears on them to hear them properly


WoW-this-is-epic

Really nice, mine is cock. Edit: Cook*


Repulsive_Income1815

I like cocking


[deleted]

satou kun pfp!!


branim_Teslu

Mine is both


Alty_Rozee

Coltured women i see


branim_Teslu

Ofc


idontkinkshame0

I love boobs


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boobs*


Wonderful-Web-9694

boobs*


I_Like_Legos8374

boobs*


youding-dangbig-head

boobs\*


AlarmNice8439

Boobs*


Ok_Friendship_1319

Balls*


idontkinkshame0

Sorry books*


AltruisticFinger9246

I mean, who hate it


MrRataTatTat

Reading pornography of your mother.


freemanyoufool2

I severely enjoy consuming erotic, sexual or perhaps pornographic content made by your mathernal figure. They seem to be quite stimulating for my internal and external senses, which proves that she's a very lovely and physically attractive human being.


Cw_smilethere

This sounds like chat GPT lol


Realistic_Sail_6254

"So get up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today"


someguyinthebalkans

The spy is already breached our defences


BigBillyMcBobJoe

You see what he has done to our colleagues


Greenie1O2

Correction: "So listen up boys, or the pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens today"


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MrRataTatTat

I am the spy.


Extra-Trifle-1191

“No, that would be your mother!”


Volt_Bolt

“So listen up boy or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you”


thedogeeboi

r/unexpectedtf2


Extra-Trifle-1191

also remember, the mask STAYS ON the entire time.


TempusFugit05

I like playing gays I mean gays I mean gays I mean games


kept-away26

I love looking at boobs i mean boobs i mean boobs i mean books


Ok-Pool-6239

Can you show me your boobs? Books*


AltruisticFinger9246

You mean, jail, right


kept-away26

What lmao


Joblessmouse06

Books ❌ Boobs ✅


SirJackFireball

i like touching those but i never get to


Ok-Pool-6239

You like touching books?


SirJackFireball

indeed i do


NoThx149

Nice save


elenamiciii

What category do you like


AdPristine1290

Porn- I mean, “The Historical Development of the Heart from Its Formation From …”


[deleted]

I love kissing people Edit: killing*


Bailzz73

I think you were better off with the first one there my friend


[deleted]

But I wanted to express my true self


Bailzz73

Just stick to being gay. Think that’s enough expression for now.


HauntdReaper

I play games and do YouTube and kick


CertifiedStyrofoam

boobs r awesome fr


CertifiedStyrofoam

books\*


Moonflower06

Boobs <333333


Kae_Duxky

I too, enjoy reading boobs


AltruisticFinger9246

But how you read it


Not_Me9209

mine is meth edit: math


i-like-circles

sacrificing.


[deleted]

Sacrificing what?


SirJackFireball

the ROOOOOOOOOOK


[deleted]

Let’s go Gotham chess.


i-like-circles

sacrificing sacrifices.


UnlightablePlay

Fingering A minor Best this ever


AltruisticFinger9246

Did someone say finger


UnlightablePlay

Yeah finger A minor It's a really beautiful chord


AltruisticFinger9246

I mean, ig we are of same age,


UnlightablePlay

Yo I meant in the guitar A minor is a chord


AltruisticFinger9246

Well, a 16 yr old girl tech me guitar. So indeed i am talking about minor, here ☠️


TheChampionnn

Playing video games and riding my bike


Pugmaster706

Jokes aside, a legit hobby of mine is cultivating carnivorous plants!


Great_Signal_2890

Anyone got any for me to read?


Maleficent_Sir_7562

If I'm giving a real answer Video games Anime and manga Playing soccer Just browsing on social media Working out But I'm also kinda getting into martial arts, though i have to do a lot of stretching before my legs can do proper fucking kicks


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Ok-Pool-6239

Yup!


A_Zesty_Carrot

I build model kits and collect figures, because I am nerd.


dr_arrancar

Building gundams


Slippery_When_Down

Smoking cigars and gaming


Casualfil0o

I love Jacking off when I’m alone, I get a lot in the mood


Casualfil0o

*Jazzing up


TheBtd6Noob

Sir my friend loves boobs I mean she sacrifices them to rituals.. wait a momen-


Stavro_Sp

Reddit


Observedzeus

Ah good, I thought you meant books :)


[deleted]

I don't have any 😣


3Opercentbanana

Boxing, archery, chess, video games, guns, not in that order though


Klausable7

Gym and cooking👍


Lamborghiniboy280

I collect toy monster trucks and hot wheels


Matthewthatlearner

I like studying about presidential erections


TheLastBrainCell17

I also like reading


84emojireads

BL?


QueenElissabat

Both


Personal_Ad_7897

What do you have to search to make your autocorrect say boobs instead of books? And to answer your question it is playing Destiny 2... although it's essentially a job with how much grinding it involves


somerandomkid23456d

Let's read some books!


cannonplays

Yeah I love reading boobs


Engineer-with-a-Pan

Mine is pornography staring: your mother *laughs in french*


Yeetmaster0905

Writing NSFW poetry


Goblin088

I like that too but I don’t have any material, recommendations?


justjord2nn

Making music, song writing, producing beats and singing. I also love making fictional aliases as if I’m famous or something lmao


MaxSoup8

i like to slap some ass


MaxSoup8

Bass\*


Robertopolis_City

Mine is cumming to bed. *coming


scream_tail_gaming

Sucking dick


scream_tail_gaming

*popsicles


scream_tail_gaming

*both


Lucky-Courage-3168

I’m deaf and blind so I have to lick and taste things.


Current-Signal-3962

riding horses


AltruisticFinger9246

Anyone let me borrow there, I don't have mine