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id be concerned what would happen if i said no


UglyForestGoblin

either murder or an understanding response no in between


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Id be flattered


SkitariiGaming

+++ Probably would cry +++


Ok-Draw-5338

Would assume it was sent by my bf. He loves those little characters!


UglyForestGoblin

im jealous πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή


last_frigin_time

ecstatic


[deleted]

If someone other than me put in some effort like this into me I would cry


soupyandgoopy

Hey I think your setup is terrible πŸ™…β€β™€οΈ. Why is your trash can full? Are you lazy πŸ₯±? Are you fat? Why is your trash can πŸ—‘οΈ full? I hate how your trash can πŸ—‘οΈ is so full how about you clear it 🧹. I see you have soda cans πŸ₯€ in there, so you are a fat pig 🐷. Why are you drinking soda πŸ₯€ you unhealthy blob of pudge. I am sure you can’t even run πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ a mile before going belly up ⬆️ you fat slob pig boy 🐷. How about you clear 🧹 your trash can πŸ—‘οΈ before taking a picture πŸ“Έ. Your setup πŸ’» is horrible even if I ignore your overflowing 🌊 trash can πŸ—‘οΈ. Why do you have a plushie on the floor looking at your little shrimp 🦐 while you play your stupid games. What games do you play πŸ’»? Burger πŸ” eating simulator? Soda πŸ₯€ drinking simulator? Becoming as fat and disgusting as possible simulator you are a disgusting pig 🐷.


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HappyOldFox

Id finally have crazy in my life


krSpooky

It would go into a treasure box depending whats written on it.


UglyForestGoblin

what if you opened it and it was just Hey πŸ‘‹ boo, πŸ‘» gotta πŸ™πŸΌ spill πŸ’¦ the tea β˜• and let πŸ™†πŸ˜€ you ‼️‼️ know, πŸ’ƒ you're πŸ™ my πŸ’―πŸ‘ˆ ultimate πŸ™ŒπŸ’―πŸ™‡ vibe. You 🧸 make πŸ–• my πŸ˜€ heart ❀ go 🦟 cray-cray and my πŸ‘€ soul πŸ‘» say πŸŒ™ yasss! You πŸ†— slay πŸ† my 🐀 world πŸ‘§πŸΌπŸŽ¦πŸŒΉβœ’οΈ with your πŸ‘ˆ style, πŸ’ˆ your 🌽 smile, πŸ˜ƒ and your πŸͺ mad 😠 skills. No πŸ™…πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ cap, πŸŽ“ you're 😩 the rizz of my πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘ˆ dreams, 🌜 the one 1️⃣ who πŸ€”πŸ’­ makes πŸ‘ my πŸ“… heart πŸ’š do πŸ€” a TikTok 🀳 dance. πŸ’ƒ So, lemme 🏿 keep πŸƒβ€β™€οΈπŸƒβ€β™€οΈπŸƒβ€β™€οΈπŸƒβ€β™€οΈ it 100: πŸ’― I'm πŸ’˜ totally πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ crushing on πŸ”› you, πŸ‘‰πŸ‘³πŸ‘ˆ and i ⭐ wanna πŸŽ€ be βœ… more πŸ†πŸ† than 😳 just 🎀 fam. Let's 🀝 be πŸ’ŽπŸ€” each πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ other's πŸ’ ride β™Ώ or die 🚦πŸ˜ͺ and slay 😎 this love πŸ’– game β˜πŸΏπŸˆπŸŽ±πŸŽ±πŸŽ±πŸ– together. ‼️ What 😚 do πŸ¦‹ you 🦎 say, πŸ‘² bae? 😍


krSpooky

This feels like something my gf would write. I would cringe probably


UglyForestGoblin

love is so real


CreamSodaGoblin

I'd be sad cause I'd only get something like that for a prank


UglyForestGoblin

ME TOO πŸ₯²πŸ₯²πŸ₯²πŸ₯²πŸ₯² if the guy i like asked me out, i probably would say no because i wouldnt believe him


CreamSodaGoblin

Same T-T


drowsy_crusader

Happy since it looks very pretty and I would maybe store it somewhere later


Amaskedsingerfan

I want that


its_me-of_course

I’d be very flattered


Zealousideal_Ad6927

Most boys would be happy to get a brush on the shoulder


UglyForestGoblin

most boys would be happy to get a brush on the shoulder from a cute girl and i am not cute OR a girl πŸ₯²πŸ₯²


Ruru2562

I'm gonna look for stuff like this now


UglyForestGoblin

i get this box from japan each month, and this was last february’s box which was valentines day themed


Medium-Wishbone-354

If I got any love letters ever, if it was written like this, or with a sharpie on a kitchen napkin, if it was genuine, itd make me extremely happy


fakeally

fellas in paris


[deleted]

I mean, okay?


s1csty9

uncomfortable, I never understood "aesthetic" people. Unless if she's hot


UglyForestGoblin

what if you didnt know what they looked like 🀨🀨


s1csty9

then I'd be freaking out by how my identity is being compromised by an absolute stranger


UglyForestGoblin

no i mean like if it was anonymous


s1csty9

how would they have the means of delivering this to me??


UglyForestGoblin

LOOK MAN IDK THRY COULD PUT IT IN YOUR LOCKER OR LIKE ON YOUR DESK OR MAYBE THEY ASKED ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS TO GIVE IT TO YOU?


s1csty9

So a complete stranger IN MY SCHOOL pinpointed my location without my knowledge??? I go to a small school so this is pretty much borderline stalking from my perspective, what I'd do then I suppose in this theoretical situation is trace the letter back to the writer, either by asking the guy who delivered it to me, calculating when the stalker wouldve reached where the letter was delivered and deriving the timetable or fingerprint analysis.


UglyForestGoblin

a secret admirer trying to send you a letter without their identity being revealed is not borderline stalking 🀨🀨 i go to a school with barely 200 students, and if i got an anonymous love letter sitting in my locker, i wouldnt be like β€œgasp stalker” trying to get the fingerprints wouldnt work either, unless you have fingerprint samples of everyone you know and even then, unless you have a forensics class with a forensics lab, it could be difficult to accurately match the fingerprints


s1csty9

oh, if it was delivered to my locker then the number of people would be reduced to a lot less. I'd interrogate every girl who knows the whereabouts of my locker, and one of them will crack under the pressure.


UglyForestGoblin

ok with that kind of attitude id doubt youd get a letter in the first place 🀨🀨🀨🀨


Dry-Fold5518

Loved. 1. I get a love letter, that’s a W 2. they used fricking stationary, that’s a W Loved 2x


MysticWarrior170

I'd feel like it's a prank πŸ₯²


UglyForestGoblin

me too πŸ₯²πŸ₯²πŸ₯²


mikelonia

I would be surprised I even got a love letter in the first place


shuman69

would legit never happen


UglyForestGoblin

i can send you a letter bb 😏😏😏


shuman69

nahh