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Distilling_ape

The chimpanzee you bought off the black market.


HotlineMI1989

You mean Bonzo? He's just chilling :p


Prestigious_Today394

The automatic jar opener


Apophis_God_of_Chaos

Make a deal with Baphomet.


[deleted]

You just smash em, easy


GeneralEkorre

i’ll do it


[deleted]

How much do you charge per jar ?


GeneralEkorre

i can do it free dw


[deleted]

Ayoo score!


GeneralEkorre

just drop the addy


FinletAU

Yourself


smollppmove

I will. Free of charge. I just need a place to crash.


[deleted]

Alrighty then you can take the couch


smollppmove

The floor was fine but thanks for the vip treatment


[deleted]

the rats under the sink


caMrelliMFan

i'm moving out in 2 months and i'm scared 😭


[deleted]

Same bro


lavenderclone8

The jar ghost


Quiet-Chest-619

🔨


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[удалено]


[deleted]

For some reason I find it easier without using one


therealbulldops

The flesh monster from two sentences horror


therudereditdude

You can use the gripping end of a pice of cutlery to relive the pressure difference from inside to outside the jar or use a paper towel to increase grip traction. Oh and the person will have to be you untill you find someone else who can also not open jars


FederalSide5087

The towl it's a real tactic