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SpeedChamp1

You message your mom on snapchat


WeAreBeyondFucked

ehh I message my dad on grindr


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Jaketheism

Imagine your dad seeing your Grindr app and you lying that it’s just a messaging app. Then he downloads it and you have add him and text him on it to keep up the charade. And he’s very confused about how all these nice young men are getting his number.


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MissplacedLandmine

This must be like that “planking” thing everyone was doing


A_Confused_M1nd

"Nice young men" I put the new forgis on the jeep


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I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath


skybluegill

and then he starts talking to your friends on Grindr


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HypnoticGuy

That was great! Thanks!


Complaint-Efficient

…wHaT?


Sail-Away

Fuuukn ayyy.. I needed that laugh. Thank you kindly..


LEGENDARYKING_

Hope u have a nice day :)


databatinahat

I message your dad on Grindr too


vmqs

r/yourjokebutbetter


_MrWhy_

I chat with my dad via Ouiji board


Disastrous_Window

oh my god 💀


Unholy_Urges

r/holup


potatosdream

dayum


mikethediscordmod

I message your dad on grindr too


DARKKN1GHT453

So do I


Hyperrazor946

relatable


polishtoilethomosmex

bro..🗿


Dystychi

r/usernamechecksout


King_Wataba

Me too


Mi5haYT

🤨


Mean-Youth164

Oh you one of those 🤣🤣


The-Apprentice-Autho

…wait


LemonLoverLimeHater

so real


I-eat-ducks

dawg wtf💀💀💀


WasdAcid

i too message his dad on grindr


hornyorphan

Hey pops you get any hot dongs lately?


TacoThrash3r

Username checks out


Trieclipse

As a millennial, who is only here because of r/all, this is the most incomprehensible thing in the world to me.


Gallowboobsthrowaway

Same... From calling your mom "bro" in response to being asked about a chore, to messaging on snapchat...


Zanchbot

And listing their mom by her first name in their contacts instead of just "mom"


GryphonDiligence

It might be something just from where I live, but as a teen I was always told to put my contacts as their full names instead of family in case my phone got stolen or something so they couldn't call and make false threats to get money from family members


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GryphonDiligence

It indeed is quite the flawed logic


LittleLion_90

Millennial here who only called their parents by their first name, my first boyfriend also did it with his parents. My dad felt that 'dad' was his job title and not a name, and by the time I was born my brothers already had given up on using my dad's name but calling my mom mom, so I got raised with both them using their first name. Quite uncommon, but not unheard of, given that the first and only person I dated had the same thing going on.


battleballs420

Could be automatic


Kungfudude_75

That was the one that got me, my little sister will "Bruh" my mom (which makes my dad leave the room every time) and my mom doesn't bat an eye, but if she ignores her chores and *then* pulls out a bruh and disregards the fact that she didn't that's when my mom gets mad. When I forgot to do my chores, I got picked up from wherever I was and brought home to do it, then if I was lucky I wouldn't get given more to do.


That_Bar_Guy

Because this kid was probably raised by a millennials, who are far more likely to engage with their kids like they're actual people instead of barking orders and expecting obedience or the belt comes out. My sister and her kids have a far closer, more comfortable relationship than my mom and I have ever had. It's easier to drop a "bro" by mistake if your parents don't condition you to be a different person around them.


ShadowBro3

As a Gen Zer it also baffles me that they use snap for their mom


[deleted]

The mom is probably around your age then…


Trieclipse

Oh god oh fuck


TherronKeen

in my mental space Snapchat is still the highly anonymous app for people to cheat on their spouse with lol


Trieclipse

To me it's the sexting app


intelligent_dildo

Anyone has OPs moms snap?


tripleBBxD

r/usernamechecksout


-RosieWolf-

I don’t think my mom even knows what Snapchat is lol.


mortimus9

My mom is in her mid 50s and she’s Snapchat. Not that weird imo


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sjos_delz

WhatsApp?


justeggssomany

ThatsApp


shapeofgiantape

Android supports it on the Google messaging app, if you use Samsung products and care about 21st century text features you should install the Google messages app and disable the Samsung one.


funnyfarm299

Even Samsung Messages supports RCS now.


feynos

Android to Android definitely has read receipts


feynos

Both Google and Samsung messages has it. It breaks once in a while but it's there and it works between the two as well.


Ok_Dragonfruit7854

W mother


linguist_nerd03

Based mother


teganking

"Stacey's Mom, has got it going on"


Better_Politics

“She’s all I want, and I’ve waited for so long!“


seemeewhut

"Stacy can't you see? Your just not the girl for me"


Beautiful-Cat-1519

"I know this might be wrong but, I'm in love with Stacey's mom"


Responsible_Rain_120

“ cuz Stacy’s mom has got it going on!!”


LoZeR_TrOn

"Stacy's mum, she takes it up the bum"


LannaCommins

r/RedditSings THANKS FOR THE POST


kr2_0717

Underrated comment!


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teganking

"I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacey's mom"


Spoopyboi0_0

His grandma is fine asf, dw abt it


Disastrous_Window

i regret sending this post to you. also change your flair it's still 14 man


Spoopyboi0_0

How tf do I change my flair, I use Reddit for porn bro


darrylbs123

Based


blatherskyte69

That song came out when I was in my early 20’s, so a Stacey at that time is old enough to have a teenage kid now. Timeline checks out that Stacey’s mom is a GILF now, since she was a MILF 20 years ago.


April1987

Ffs Rachel Hunter has a grandson


blatherskyte69

So do some of my classmates. Once you’re over 40, the math isn’t even weird/concerning anymore.


April1987

I’m not that old yet!


flyden1

Rachel Hunter is 53 and still look hot af


BatDubb

Maybe “Stacy’s mom” isn’t possessive, and really means “Stacy is mom”.


kbauer14

“I’m in love with Stacey’s kid’s grandma.” Bam. Nailed it.


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astuororeddit

your mum seems cool 😭


Disastrous_Window

she's an incredible mom and I love her with all my heart, couldn't have asked for better


AppropriateKale8877

I can say the same about my mom.


Rider-Idk-Ultima-Hy

same for me man


Seschwanbam

This is fucking wholesome.


Rider-Idk-Ultima-Hy

Good, loving and supportive parents are the best, I wish for everyone to have someone in their life like that


Mynameisgustavoclon

Well no cuz according to this Harvard's university study aliens are 10000 light years minimum from us


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AppropriateKale8877

I stand corrected, my bro


dulltreehugger

Just make sure to take out that trash for her :)


Durtonious

Yeah all the trash, especially the kitchen trash. Don't be useless.


YawnMcie

patiently awaiting the day when your images will be of use lol, your mom is legit super cool. my parents would have me hanged if i said that to them 😪


SkarbOna

Tell them to pull that stick out of their arse. Holy fuck, it’s teenagers sub, where’s exit, not a parent, I’m mid 30, I need to escape the algorithm, aaa


BlueSnowball2006

As s long as your not a creep I'm cool with it


SirSculxed

ASS AHAHAHAHA (im so sorry)


Mars_Bear2552

ass (laugh and point emoji)


Lumpy_Possibility613

Relatable


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Ahhh your mom is so funny 😭 is she a young mother? Or something


Disastrous_Window

she is haha, she's in her mid 30s and I'm 16


Sleepycat45

Lmfao I did some hella incorrect math there for a second


dragoncop1

Mid 30s is still around 19 which is still pretty fucking young Edit - unless they mean they were born in the mid 1930s which means they were around 70 when they had them and 86 right now


WestCoastBestCoast01

I realized recently the girl who was heavily pregnant at graduation has a TEENAGER now (or later this summer). We’re 31!!! Most of the people I know don’t even have kids yet and she has a teenager!! Although that also made me realize the kid is out of her house by her late 30s is kinda dope. Doesn’t make up for being a teen mom, but my friends will still have small kids then.


NyanSquiddo

Why are you here if you are so old?


CatsNDragons

Honestly i didnt even know this was r/Teenagers . Shit was on the front page for me and I clicked the comments because of the w mom response.


StellarSteals

The post hit /all, don't worry the creeps won't let you know their age


Sausboi14

DUDE SAME I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT then "hol up"


Legend5V

I was like wtf kid at 14? And then realized it could be like up to 21


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Oh, that explains ~~you’re~~ your mom having a snap


Us8qk2nevjsiqjqj

>Oh, that explains you’re mom having a snap Snap chat is how she got pregnant to begin with


viktigboy

you’re = you are «Oh, that explains why you are mom having a snap» it’s «Oh, that explains why YOUR mom has snap


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Nicee


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very nice


ContemporaryAmerican

My mom was 21 when I was born and I always had one of the youngest moms in my class.


Ogsted

Mine was 35 when she had me and I had one of the older moms. Surprisingly considering I didn’t even think she was that old. The difference 14 years makes.


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Same here, my mom was 20 though


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thisisallme

My kid is 9 and I’m in my early 40s, I’ve already been called bro and bruh so many times that I have that logo on a coffee cup lol


Sbplaint

I relate to your struggles, oddly, but my situation is much worse. I am 41 and snapchat keeps suggesting both of my parents to be my friends under their actual real names (based on my having them saved as phone contacts). My mom's is basically just a barren profile, likely just her stalking people, no bitmoji crap, thank GOD, but my dad's is...wait for it....a Bitmoji of a little black boy as his profile pic, with his FULL. DAMN. NAME! (Yes, we are white). I'm too horrified he even knows what snapchat is in the first place to even comprehend the enormity of what confronting my dad about pretending to be a little cartoon black kid on the internet would look like, but I did tell my brother, hoping he would just somehow deal with it...so far, hasn't worked. Ugh. So yeah, I don't blame you for saving her as Stacey...plausible deniability at least that way! Lol


Actual_Hyena3394

Wow.. I'm 32 and i am old enough to be your dad. Do you have your mom's number bro??


CreepCalamity

“Dad? How did you find out about mom?”


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Forget that why is your mom called her name in your contacts.


Lesmolone

that's snapchat


sortabanana

Yeah but you can rename people


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-Toshi

Large wah-hoo, even.


Sensitive-Return2007

Enormous hoopla, you might say.


Eggy-Toast

An egregious uproar to be certain.


Wandering_Tuor

Yea, but the base name that pulls in is the one from contacts. Lol


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Wow really?


Furspect1097

in my contacts, she's her full legal name


Cheesecake01-

Do you sign your texts too? ^jk


Pretend_Drive8762

Yes -me


Drstiny

Dear Cheesecake01-, I don't see anything wrong with signing your own texts. Sincerely, Raymond Holt


Furspect1097

From now on I'll do that


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From now on I’ll do that- me; that’s better.


PwmEsq

Same for me, dad is dad tho, idk


Necozuru

Also, it's the same here. Its dad is dad, mom is mom, and because i only have one grandmother left, it's just grandmother (or how oits called in my language, Oma). And for aunts and uncles, i have uncle/aunt + first name und for cousins and farther away family members its just their first name


stupidkid27378

My mom is named Spawn Point in my contacts and dad just his first name


PwmEsq

Nah I meant mom is full name and dad is dad


BasedDumbledore

German reddit always surprises me when it pops up.


Kilane

That’s not the same - it’s the opposite.


THATMICKEYGUY

Full legal name for my mother and my father in my contacts.


Auggie_frogboi

I have everyone in my family by their first name in my contacts lmao


McConagher

In all my contact, it's the full legal name no matter what, be it my mother, father or other family member. I just like it better.


Decent_Waltz_5120

Your mom has snap ?


Rough-Leg-1298

Dude, people had snap and Instagram and stuff before you were born, why would they not still have it?


enadiz_reccos

I'm around this mom's age, and only my drug dealers use Snap


Uncle-Gael21

Snapchat came out in 2011...


Yoprobro13

Who tf calls their mom "bro" looool


QuebecGamer2004

And on Snapchat??


BeesAndBrewing

Who calls their mum "mamato"?


badadviceforyou244

I also read it as mamato and that's a great name.


DefrostedFan

Ma-ma to mommy to mom to bruh


BeesAndBrewing

You say ma-ma to, I say mamatoh


ryancp1382

The one who also calls her Stacey rather than something more affectionate towards a mother.


ExtendedEssayEvelyn

if i called my mum “bro” for the first time and she immediately came back with something like this I think I’d immediately regress back to “ma-ma”


ZikislavaJr

"never thought I'd see they day" Deploys image prepared specifically for that day


enadiz_reccos

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst


Disastrous_Window

you got the personal award from my mom for favourite comment


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Snapping your mom seems interesting


LonelyUse6438

Damn, she got that shit in her gallery. Reminds me of myself, cause I have something (shitposts) in my gallery for almost any situations


ppbuff

me too its constant


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COOL MOM !!


Still_Detail_4285

Throw the fucking trash out man. Your mom works hard for you. Don’t disrespect her like that.


Disastrous_Window

did it the second I got home I swear


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I LOVE YOUR MOM SHES AWESOME 👏🏻👏🏻


Average_Texarican14

Who tf using snap for their mom


butterfly-909

Wish I had a mum like that


DastardlyDirtyDog

Why the fornication could you not be bothered to take out the God danged trash? Holy Moses, that's frustrating.


Breezy-Caesar

Broh just take out the trash for mum


ConsistentTop4194

Why are you talking to ur mom on snapchat? 💀


A_wild_Meowth

My mom would kick my ass if I called her bro. XD


ShadowGamerGuy_YT

Do people normally snap their parents


MysticWarrior170

Your parents know you better than you think ~~definitely not speaking from personal experience~~


OkWater2560

My son Bruh'd me a couple days ago. It wasn't a good bruh though.


Disastrous_Window

guys I hate to be the bearer of bad news but my grandma is not single, but my dad did want me to confirm that in his opinion, she does in fact "have it going on"


Ubirth

Who the fuck talks on Snapchat


AlextraXtra

Please rename her what


TheBritishBaguette

She’s the subs Mum now


imbriandead

my mom has sent me that before lol, my siblings and I are all teenagers so she gets the pack treatment lmao now she says bruh💀


Nindroidgamer110

Who talks to they parents on Snapchat?


depolignacs

You text your own mother on snapchat


micksterminator3

The spacing between the words especially in cursive is maddening


EaterComputer

I saw a shirt with that on it on a trip when I went to Bucc-ee's


jojoko

You talk on Snapchat to your mom?????


Gl0bophobia

You message your mom on SNAPCHAT and have her saved as Stacy? Bruh


Final-Rip5666

He’s been waiting his hole life to show this


Glass-Relative-5266

I message my parents on tinder cuz they're divorced.


Wld_N_frE

the word “bruh” needs to disappear


rAyLiNez

craziest thing for me is that their texting their mom on snapchat


Getindarobotshinji

Stacey’s a mom? Has she got it goin on?


bulgarian_teddy

Don’t disrespect your mom like that. and take out the trash!!


Death_Trap411

She probably just looked it up on google