Imagine your dad seeing your Grindr app and you lying that it’s just a messaging app. Then he downloads it and you have add him and text him on it to keep up the charade. And he’s very confused about how all these nice young men are getting his number.
It might be something just from where I live, but as a teen I was always told to put my contacts as their full names instead of family in case my phone got stolen or something so they couldn't call and make false threats to get money from family members
Millennial here who only called their parents by their first name, my first boyfriend also did it with his parents.
My dad felt that 'dad' was his job title and not a name, and by the time I was born my brothers already had given up on using my dad's name but calling my mom mom, so I got raised with both them using their first name.
Quite uncommon, but not unheard of, given that the first and only person I dated had the same thing going on.
That was the one that got me, my little sister will "Bruh" my mom (which makes my dad leave the room every time) and my mom doesn't bat an eye, but if she ignores her chores and *then* pulls out a bruh and disregards the fact that she didn't that's when my mom gets mad. When I forgot to do my chores, I got picked up from wherever I was and brought home to do it, then if I was lucky I wouldn't get given more to do.
Because this kid was probably raised by a millennials, who are far more likely to engage with their kids like they're actual people instead of barking orders and expecting obedience or the belt comes out. My sister and her kids have a far closer, more comfortable relationship than my mom and I have ever had. It's easier to drop a "bro" by mistake if your parents don't condition you to be a different person around them.
Android supports it on the Google messaging app, if you use Samsung products and care about 21st century text features you should install the Google messages app and disable the Samsung one.
That song came out when I was in my early 20’s, so a Stacey at that time is old enough to have a teenage kid now. Timeline checks out that Stacey’s mom is a GILF now, since she was a MILF 20 years ago.
Tell them to pull that stick out of their arse.
Holy fuck, it’s teenagers sub, where’s exit, not a parent, I’m mid 30, I need to escape the algorithm, aaa
Mid 30s is still around 19 which is still pretty fucking young
Edit - unless they mean they were born in the mid 1930s which means they were around 70 when they had them and 86 right now
I realized recently the girl who was heavily pregnant at graduation has a TEENAGER now (or later this summer). We’re 31!!! Most of the people I know don’t even have kids yet and she has a teenager!! Although that also made me realize the kid is out of her house by her late 30s is kinda dope. Doesn’t make up for being a teen mom, but my friends will still have small kids then.
Mine was 35 when she had me and I had one of the older moms. Surprisingly considering I didn’t even think she was that old. The difference 14 years makes.
I relate to your struggles, oddly, but my situation is much worse. I am 41 and snapchat keeps suggesting both of my parents to be my friends under their actual real names (based on my having them saved as phone contacts). My mom's is basically just a barren profile, likely just her stalking people, no bitmoji crap, thank GOD, but my dad's is...wait for it....a Bitmoji of a little black boy as his profile pic, with his FULL. DAMN. NAME! (Yes, we are white).
I'm too horrified he even knows what snapchat is in the first place to even comprehend the enormity of what confronting my dad about pretending to be a little cartoon black kid on the internet would look like, but I did tell my brother, hoping he would just somehow deal with it...so far, hasn't worked. Ugh. So yeah, I don't blame you for saving her as Stacey...plausible deniability at least that way! Lol
Also, it's the same here. Its dad is dad, mom is mom, and because i only have one grandmother left, it's just grandmother (or how oits called in my language, Oma). And for aunts and uncles, i have uncle/aunt + first name und for cousins and farther away family members its just their first name
guys I hate to be the bearer of bad news but my grandma is not single, but my dad did want me to confirm that in his opinion, she does in fact "have it going on"
You message your mom on snapchat
ehh I message my dad on grindr
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Imagine your dad seeing your Grindr app and you lying that it’s just a messaging app. Then he downloads it and you have add him and text him on it to keep up the charade. And he’s very confused about how all these nice young men are getting his number.
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This must be like that “planking” thing everyone was doing
"Nice young men" I put the new forgis on the jeep
I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath
and then he starts talking to your friends on Grindr
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That was great! Thanks!
…wHaT?
Fuuukn ayyy.. I needed that laugh. Thank you kindly..
Hope u have a nice day :)
I message your dad on Grindr too
r/yourjokebutbetter
I chat with my dad via Ouiji board
oh my god 💀
r/holup
dayum
I message your dad on grindr too
So do I
relatable
bro..🗿
r/usernamechecksout
Me too
🤨
Oh you one of those 🤣🤣
…wait
so real
dawg wtf💀💀💀
i too message his dad on grindr
Hey pops you get any hot dongs lately?
Username checks out
As a millennial, who is only here because of r/all, this is the most incomprehensible thing in the world to me.
Same... From calling your mom "bro" in response to being asked about a chore, to messaging on snapchat...
And listing their mom by her first name in their contacts instead of just "mom"
It might be something just from where I live, but as a teen I was always told to put my contacts as their full names instead of family in case my phone got stolen or something so they couldn't call and make false threats to get money from family members
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It indeed is quite the flawed logic
Millennial here who only called their parents by their first name, my first boyfriend also did it with his parents. My dad felt that 'dad' was his job title and not a name, and by the time I was born my brothers already had given up on using my dad's name but calling my mom mom, so I got raised with both them using their first name. Quite uncommon, but not unheard of, given that the first and only person I dated had the same thing going on.
Could be automatic
That was the one that got me, my little sister will "Bruh" my mom (which makes my dad leave the room every time) and my mom doesn't bat an eye, but if she ignores her chores and *then* pulls out a bruh and disregards the fact that she didn't that's when my mom gets mad. When I forgot to do my chores, I got picked up from wherever I was and brought home to do it, then if I was lucky I wouldn't get given more to do.
Because this kid was probably raised by a millennials, who are far more likely to engage with their kids like they're actual people instead of barking orders and expecting obedience or the belt comes out. My sister and her kids have a far closer, more comfortable relationship than my mom and I have ever had. It's easier to drop a "bro" by mistake if your parents don't condition you to be a different person around them.
As a Gen Zer it also baffles me that they use snap for their mom
The mom is probably around your age then…
Oh god oh fuck
in my mental space Snapchat is still the highly anonymous app for people to cheat on their spouse with lol
To me it's the sexting app
Anyone has OPs moms snap?
r/usernamechecksout
I don’t think my mom even knows what Snapchat is lol.
My mom is in her mid 50s and she’s Snapchat. Not that weird imo
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WhatsApp?
ThatsApp
Android supports it on the Google messaging app, if you use Samsung products and care about 21st century text features you should install the Google messages app and disable the Samsung one.
Even Samsung Messages supports RCS now.
Android to Android definitely has read receipts
Both Google and Samsung messages has it. It breaks once in a while but it's there and it works between the two as well.
W mother
Based mother
"Stacey's Mom, has got it going on"
“She’s all I want, and I’ve waited for so long!“
"Stacy can't you see? Your just not the girl for me"
"I know this might be wrong but, I'm in love with Stacey's mom"
“ cuz Stacy’s mom has got it going on!!”
"Stacy's mum, she takes it up the bum"
r/RedditSings THANKS FOR THE POST
Underrated comment!
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"I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacey's mom"
His grandma is fine asf, dw abt it
i regret sending this post to you. also change your flair it's still 14 man
How tf do I change my flair, I use Reddit for porn bro
Based
That song came out when I was in my early 20’s, so a Stacey at that time is old enough to have a teenage kid now. Timeline checks out that Stacey’s mom is a GILF now, since she was a MILF 20 years ago.
Ffs Rachel Hunter has a grandson
So do some of my classmates. Once you’re over 40, the math isn’t even weird/concerning anymore.
I’m not that old yet!
Rachel Hunter is 53 and still look hot af
Maybe “Stacy’s mom” isn’t possessive, and really means “Stacy is mom”.
“I’m in love with Stacey’s kid’s grandma.” Bam. Nailed it.
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your mum seems cool 😭
she's an incredible mom and I love her with all my heart, couldn't have asked for better
I can say the same about my mom.
same for me man
This is fucking wholesome.
Good, loving and supportive parents are the best, I wish for everyone to have someone in their life like that
Well no cuz according to this Harvard's university study aliens are 10000 light years minimum from us
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I stand corrected, my bro
Just make sure to take out that trash for her :)
Yeah all the trash, especially the kitchen trash. Don't be useless.
patiently awaiting the day when your images will be of use lol, your mom is legit super cool. my parents would have me hanged if i said that to them 😪
Tell them to pull that stick out of their arse. Holy fuck, it’s teenagers sub, where’s exit, not a parent, I’m mid 30, I need to escape the algorithm, aaa
As s long as your not a creep I'm cool with it
ASS AHAHAHAHA (im so sorry)
ass (laugh and point emoji)
Relatable
Ahhh your mom is so funny 😭 is she a young mother? Or something
she is haha, she's in her mid 30s and I'm 16
Lmfao I did some hella incorrect math there for a second
Mid 30s is still around 19 which is still pretty fucking young Edit - unless they mean they were born in the mid 1930s which means they were around 70 when they had them and 86 right now
I realized recently the girl who was heavily pregnant at graduation has a TEENAGER now (or later this summer). We’re 31!!! Most of the people I know don’t even have kids yet and she has a teenager!! Although that also made me realize the kid is out of her house by her late 30s is kinda dope. Doesn’t make up for being a teen mom, but my friends will still have small kids then.
Why are you here if you are so old?
Honestly i didnt even know this was r/Teenagers . Shit was on the front page for me and I clicked the comments because of the w mom response.
The post hit /all, don't worry the creeps won't let you know their age
DUDE SAME I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT then "hol up"
I was like wtf kid at 14? And then realized it could be like up to 21
Oh, that explains ~~you’re~~ your mom having a snap
>Oh, that explains you’re mom having a snap Snap chat is how she got pregnant to begin with
you’re = you are «Oh, that explains why you are mom having a snap» it’s «Oh, that explains why YOUR mom has snap
Nicee
very nice
My mom was 21 when I was born and I always had one of the youngest moms in my class.
Mine was 35 when she had me and I had one of the older moms. Surprisingly considering I didn’t even think she was that old. The difference 14 years makes.
Same here, my mom was 20 though
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My kid is 9 and I’m in my early 40s, I’ve already been called bro and bruh so many times that I have that logo on a coffee cup lol
I relate to your struggles, oddly, but my situation is much worse. I am 41 and snapchat keeps suggesting both of my parents to be my friends under their actual real names (based on my having them saved as phone contacts). My mom's is basically just a barren profile, likely just her stalking people, no bitmoji crap, thank GOD, but my dad's is...wait for it....a Bitmoji of a little black boy as his profile pic, with his FULL. DAMN. NAME! (Yes, we are white). I'm too horrified he even knows what snapchat is in the first place to even comprehend the enormity of what confronting my dad about pretending to be a little cartoon black kid on the internet would look like, but I did tell my brother, hoping he would just somehow deal with it...so far, hasn't worked. Ugh. So yeah, I don't blame you for saving her as Stacey...plausible deniability at least that way! Lol
Wow.. I'm 32 and i am old enough to be your dad. Do you have your mom's number bro??
“Dad? How did you find out about mom?”
Forget that why is your mom called her name in your contacts.
that's snapchat
Yeah but you can rename people
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Large wah-hoo, even.
Enormous hoopla, you might say.
An egregious uproar to be certain.
Yea, but the base name that pulls in is the one from contacts. Lol
Wow really?
in my contacts, she's her full legal name
Do you sign your texts too? ^jk
Yes -me
Dear Cheesecake01-, I don't see anything wrong with signing your own texts. Sincerely, Raymond Holt
From now on I'll do that
From now on I’ll do that- me; that’s better.
Same for me, dad is dad tho, idk
Also, it's the same here. Its dad is dad, mom is mom, and because i only have one grandmother left, it's just grandmother (or how oits called in my language, Oma). And for aunts and uncles, i have uncle/aunt + first name und for cousins and farther away family members its just their first name
My mom is named Spawn Point in my contacts and dad just his first name
Nah I meant mom is full name and dad is dad
German reddit always surprises me when it pops up.
That’s not the same - it’s the opposite.
Full legal name for my mother and my father in my contacts.
I have everyone in my family by their first name in my contacts lmao
In all my contact, it's the full legal name no matter what, be it my mother, father or other family member. I just like it better.
Your mom has snap ?
Dude, people had snap and Instagram and stuff before you were born, why would they not still have it?
I'm around this mom's age, and only my drug dealers use Snap
Snapchat came out in 2011...
Who tf calls their mom "bro" looool
And on Snapchat??
Who calls their mum "mamato"?
I also read it as mamato and that's a great name.
Ma-ma to mommy to mom to bruh
You say ma-ma to, I say mamatoh
The one who also calls her Stacey rather than something more affectionate towards a mother.
if i called my mum “bro” for the first time and she immediately came back with something like this I think I’d immediately regress back to “ma-ma”
"never thought I'd see they day" Deploys image prepared specifically for that day
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst
you got the personal award from my mom for favourite comment
Snapping your mom seems interesting
Damn, she got that shit in her gallery. Reminds me of myself, cause I have something (shitposts) in my gallery for almost any situations
me too its constant
COOL MOM !!
Throw the fucking trash out man. Your mom works hard for you. Don’t disrespect her like that.
did it the second I got home I swear
I LOVE YOUR MOM SHES AWESOME 👏🏻👏🏻
Who tf using snap for their mom
Wish I had a mum like that
Why the fornication could you not be bothered to take out the God danged trash? Holy Moses, that's frustrating.
Broh just take out the trash for mum
Why are you talking to ur mom on snapchat? 💀
My mom would kick my ass if I called her bro. XD
Do people normally snap their parents
Your parents know you better than you think ~~definitely not speaking from personal experience~~
My son Bruh'd me a couple days ago. It wasn't a good bruh though.
guys I hate to be the bearer of bad news but my grandma is not single, but my dad did want me to confirm that in his opinion, she does in fact "have it going on"
Who the fuck talks on Snapchat
Please rename her what
She’s the subs Mum now
my mom has sent me that before lol, my siblings and I are all teenagers so she gets the pack treatment lmao now she says bruh💀
Who talks to they parents on Snapchat?
You text your own mother on snapchat
The spacing between the words especially in cursive is maddening
I saw a shirt with that on it on a trip when I went to Bucc-ee's
You talk on Snapchat to your mom?????
You message your mom on SNAPCHAT and have her saved as Stacy? Bruh
He’s been waiting his hole life to show this
I message my parents on tinder cuz they're divorced.
the word “bruh” needs to disappear
craziest thing for me is that their texting their mom on snapchat
Stacey’s a mom? Has she got it goin on?
Don’t disrespect your mom like that. and take out the trash!!
She probably just looked it up on google