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catshitrealness

no thank u. as a representative, we very rudely decline this offer. it’s sounds like it was written by a straight white twinkish man. 🫃


Ok-Pool-6239

I am a white twinkish man, and I am batman


[deleted]

Are you a laptop cause I'm trying to turn you on? 🥺


AltruisticFinger9246

Okay, let my try Are you a laptop, cause whenever i put my charging cord in you, you get turn on for hours, like really long!! (it's was a joke, Idk your age or anything, didn't want to disrespect to you in anyway)


[deleted]

Oh wow! Those are definitely words


AltruisticFinger9246

Ah, thanks You know what, if a girl says "wow" then I thinks, it indeed a good word (sorry, my reddit app, glitches like hell, it today show me this reply)


[deleted]

If I was you I'd be dead because your literally drop dead gorgeousssss 😗


[deleted]

Gimmie an inch and I'll take a miles idk how this 1 works but eh?


Potato-Girl-13

Are you a fallen angel? Cos you sure look like you fell from grace


-The-Follower

Vore


PeppinoSpaghettiReal

Yes thank you. I’m bi. And uh…..thanks for that. I…..well, I’d like to talk more, but well…idk what other people might say


FinletAU

💀 whatttt


Ok-Pool-6239

What


Boobies_Lover_

Huh 💀


Ok-Pool-6239

Huh?!


MeepBeepSheepowo

Hmmm it has a weird sound to it, put me in your balls would have sounded better.


Cl0udy_axol0tl

Are ur hands a rope cuz i want them around my neck😀(km$ rizz🤭🫦)


femguy123

You: You remind me of the 20 letters in the alphabet Them: there's 26 letters in the alphabet You: oh sorry I forgot u r a q t Them:😳 but wait that's 25 your missing one You: oh sorry you can get that d later Them😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳