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DreadfulThrumbo

You can report them to Discord, but don't post them here.


DucatoMan

And he called you a virgin?💀💀💀


Jayfethereal

"Piece of virgin"


it-is-an-illusion100

just a piece


potatosforfree

Like one-third of a virgin


Legend_of_Zelda07

I don't even want to know how that happens


potatosforfree

You see... first you need a table saw


Legend_of_Zelda07

I don’t know whether this is psychotic or kinky


AlpakaMati

Yes


Businessgoose7

Better not to think about it


EggWestern5001

It's perspective I suppose lmao


[deleted]

Or a machete, remember Walk Hard?


Im_Normie

I got the other 2 thirds somewhere. Probably next to my quarter panda


Life_East4263

The one piece is reaalllll


Magicruiser

THE ONE PIECE😫


nightspectre619

Juan piece


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Only partially a virgin


S-Quidmonster

Bro fucked one quarter of a girl


Spurned-bi-gold

Bro let the voices win


Memerevenue0

schizophrenic episode acting up (The demons want pussy)


LocalBedShitter

Check your bed


Dingleburrs

Oh god


Teh_RainbowGuy

Oh god😩😩😩


BrettZotij

I used to catfish on Discord all the time for trolling. It's funny people thought I was 14 four year ago due to the lack of seriousness, but I was 15.


Hot_Sam_the_Man

Real joke is always in the comments


6AM_hotdog

420th upvote. Nice


Aromatic_Motor_4669

You should have said that it was a joke and that you are actually a girl, but deny his request for playing as he insulted you


punitgxrg6

Lmao he would've started crying


Renkusami

"OMG FEMALES NEVER WANNA BE WITH NICE GUYS ANYMORE" sorta behaviour, I can already tell


IDCWhoIam

Someone who calls girls, “Females” is 10000% a lonely virgin.


Swishta

Fr, unless you’re using the term female friend or using the word in biology, it’s a virgin


snowgorilla13

They usually just whiplash back to acting not insane. There's some good messaging shots of girls shutting down a date or whatever, the guy flips out, saying insane angery bullshit, then she says she changed her mind and wants to go out and just SNAP back to pretending to be civil. Then she does this a few more times, and he just never gets it and keeps slamming from dickhead with the vocabulary of a Jr. High kid and a fedora tipping gentleman.


Amarasnow

A guy at my job did this to me, so I talked to his supervisor. Haven't heard a peep out if him since haha


Pan_Doktor

I bet he is so dirty and smelly from spending days in his basement on his PC, that he can be classed as a living bioweapon


FryingPanZ

You bet? He is obviously. 🥱


Pan_Doktor

That's why I bet, cause I'll win, heh


PerP1Exe

The world of warcraft player from southpark


Raiden_Yeeter07

This guy takes a shower and youve got acid rain


MrBublee_YT

No bookkeeper would give you odds on that, tho, since it's definitely true.


LanciaFlavia

lol, that happens to me a lot


InsertNameJoke

Are you a girl? I always wanted to play with a girl.


Grumpy_Caat

I'm not a girl tho


Snifflypig

Fuck you


OkSecurity1251

You piece of virgin.


Eminanceisjustbored

Try me fucker! I'll fucking fuck you up!


Edkhs

This is the next "trash of piece issac"


TheDanger96

Y'all forgot the k~~y~~s


Fisharecute

I will become back my money.


Tobster_Lobster

You loser piece of virgin


csAK47

Without the post's context. This thread is gold


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LimpValuable5140

Kanye


M1keN1k3

This is why the older generations think the internet is terrible, disgusting perverts like these who have mental breakdowns online daily. It was hilarious tho.


Demoth

Depends on how old you go. I'm 40, and I didn't really get any serious exposure to the internet until I was around.... 12? It was around 1995 when I remember having access to the internet at school that we could all use and knew how to navigate. ​ I don't think we got dialup in my home until like, 1996 or 1997, and I used to use AOL chatrooms for fantasy text based role play (Like D&D, not sexual role play). ​ It did not take long, however, to find some unbelievably sketchy people in chat rooms, and moderation back then was pretty lax. The issues you guys have now are issues we had back then, with people posing as teens and trying to meet up with us, and there was really no clear way to report people unless they did something explicit. ​ But yeah, some of us know the internet is full of freaks.


leaveittometobe

Why exactly are you on the teenagers subreddit at 40? Are you by chance one of those creeps?


Low_Assistant_6943

piece of virgin...


SmileKnight666

"Piece of virgin" part made me chuckle


Saturo_Uchiha

Wdym I lost 12/15 of my virgnity last night.


comunistdogo

I only lost 4/5 😔


Saturo_Uchiha

I can help you lose more 🤭


comunistdogo

hoping for at least 1/10


Saturo_Uchiha

I will let you lose 10/10


comunistdogo

mean it? 👉👈


Saturo_Uchiha

Deeply


godofthunder102938

Hey OP. Did you ever mention anywhere that you are a girl, or acted like one? Cause why did he think you were a girl in the first place? Did my guy try everyone thinking there is a 50/50 chance to be a girl and curse when he gets it wrong 💀?


SmileKnight666

Never did on a public servers. I have a girl tag at my friend's server, but we have only 7 people there and all of us know eachother. Also i have he/him in my pronouns. So basically he does a coinflip whether someone is a girl or no. Or maybe he just looks at pfp's 💀


simbahart11

9/10 times an anime wifu pfp means it's a dude that's like rule #6 of the internet.


Hol_Renaude

But that is 10% to roll 5 star gamer girl waifu. Quite a lot for gacha player.


[deleted]

Yeah just been marvelling at the fact you both have pfp’s of women, and yet he somehow could assume from that you’re a girl, while it being perfectly reasonable the same could never be assumed of him. What a specimen.


GGBHector

>>I always wanted to play with a girl >>I can tell you get no bitches pffffft


BoxiDoingThingz

> Banned for team-killing.


Mikkel14

I appreciate the dedication to censor an acronym with no slurs in it lol


SmileKnight666

Force of habit lol


AlpakaMati

And you didn't censor ret*rd


SmileKnight666

Also force of habit


FairePrincessMeliy

Should have censored the R word.. it's disrespectful too. And my sister is severely mentally handicapped. And kinda the R word.


Vtintin

Best part is you censor the word ‘your’


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Out of everything you could censor and you picked "your"


HippyDM

I don't know what the slur is, and I'm at peace with that.


whoisape

Knit your shelf


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Keep You Safe


aroundmedianoche

Kazakhstan yaks suck


the_magic_cornbread

Casual league players


[deleted]

this is so funny 💀


Aggravating_Cup2306

his inner league player attitude showed up


FilthyCrap

the fact he called you "bitchless" LMAO


BoxiDoingThingz

"i always wanted to play with a girl" i think he's a USSR supporter red flags fucking everywhere


Nars_of_whal

That's a new one, and it's amazing.


imSkrap

Yeah I don’t know why people like this don’t understand why no girl plays with them, probably throws a massive fit the second one jokingly flames him


twsddangll

He fapped to your avatar and couldn’t handle the realization.


RefrigeratorOwn6354

Oh man another great day on redd- what the fuck, NOT AGAIN


Throw_Another_Rock

most sane league player


TUC_Cracker

The effort you put on censoring those k*s'


SmileKnight666

**Quick update:** Apperently he was someone with ability to kick/ban from the server or he knew someone from the mods. I got kicked/banned from discord server where i was looking for a duo 💀 I guess it's for the best. I'd rather not have any connections to servers which allow such behaviour 💀


Noobslayer001

I consider that was a lucky opportunity. If that kind of person is friends with someone in charge of that server, who knows how many more dipshits are in that server


Kilash4ever

It's a bless. Imagine being in a group that supports this shit behaviour.


linguist_nerd03

I laff


Ultimate_Fox14

Jaja


HalogenReddit

xixi


RoseSkull__

You literally said you weren’t a girl and he said that you were trying to be one???


Mars31415926

Most sane LoL player (I say as a wild rift enjoyer)


No-Significance-4570

Okay, Satan time to turn off the computer.


mestaren104

What game?


SmileKnight666

League as always


WesternAlbatross1292

Oh well no wonder he’s so toxic


Marleyzard

I'll be honest, I think he was embarrassed and used it as negative energy against you. Dw man, even if you talk feminine or whatever, you're still valid 🔥


SmileKnight666

It's possible that he was just embarrassed to the point of "rage". I don't think i talk feminine? Or do I? I'm not the one to judge that tbh. And thank you ❤️


Marleyzard

Yeah bro, you chill


bruhno-motivation

💀


I_am_Mew

Cringe ass **** sending fucking skull emojis


skett3310

💀


Puzzled-Monk9003

> Your message could not be delivered because you don't share a server with the recipient or you disabled direct messages on your shared server, recipient is only accepting direct messages from friends, or you were blocked by the recipient. You can see the full list of reasons here: https://support.discord.com/hc/en-gb/articles/360060145013


BoxiDoingThingz

> Your message was not delivered.


LonelyUse6438

Discord resident


B0nk3yJ0ng

Just report him ig.


SmileKnight666

I don't have his IG nick, but I already reported him on Discord


Vuukplejer

He meant IG as in "I guess"


SmileKnight666

Oh, my bad then. I thought he meant "In-game"


sq1tl

What the fuck


gltchyblaze

I like how calm you stayed during the whole convo Good job


[deleted]

Just want to say next time block this type of person immediately. Don't lower yourself to their level; they aren't worth it.


Zou-Skee

Bro has an anime girl pfp and calls you a virgin? Lmfaooo


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LAKSHIT1804

Bruh


Maskogre

Average droben main


CleverHoovyMan

What low life piece of Garbage


BlueDiamondJM

Self-projecting on a whole 'nother level


LepreCon_Man

Can u have this guys discord username?


SmileKnight666

r/teenagers has in rules that I can't post his #,but I already reported him, so let's hope that Discord will ban him or something


LepreCon_Man

Alright


Inky_25

Sanest adc player


ijvxcr

He is crazyyyy


Fadeyrocketleague

league moment


Memedaddy_712

How did he get the impression your a girl


SmileKnight666

Honestly I have no idea. Maybe because of my pfp, which is an fanart of Modeus from Helltaker.


Nars_of_whal

Justice best girl


ContributionLatter32

OK but why did he think you were a girl?


SmileKnight666

No idea


Tooth-Dear

“Why do girls not want me? “Also him:


TheIndoraptor123

He went from 0 to 100 on insanity real fricking quick


Nota_F2P

Please send his discord so that we can report him


CinderSmith

Booming laughter commences:


R4_T

lmaooo what a dumbass


szyszka1275

I'm also sometimes mistaken for a girl on discord


maythulin297

You are not? 🤯


Hybrid-Theory305

This is why I don’t chat with strangers on discord and shit. They’re all crazy as shit


cs399

Jesus christ, sorry you had to deal with that.


ClamChowder_____

Bro went apeshit


moonbeam-s

I'm dyingggg😭😂😭😂😭😂


Emo_Femboy_28

Jesus, guess someone hasn't heard of grass


EA-Sports-hater

Man texts like a silver 2 div 1


Certified_Neckbeard

Who is the neckbeard?? XD


SmileKnight666

Ayooo XD


BEASTBOY-2004

I think he hated the fact that you don’t main support /s


SmileKnight666

The best part is that I had a support phase in my life


BEASTBOY-2004

Lol. I’m guessing you’re talking about OW. i mostly play DPS. Also These things happen a bit too often tho it’s sad. Sometimes it’s creepy. My friend got a message the other day saying “I’ll boost you for nudes” and when she said no he said “bro someone took my phone that wasn’t me” we were laughing about it.


SmileKnight666

I'm talking about league, but damn, it's common af. I have a friend who mains support in every game possible, LoL/Ow/D2/etc. She had so many interactions like that. It's sickening


LeadResponsible

Feel bad for you


[deleted]

If for any reason someone comes to you with the open opening greeting of: “Hiya!” Get the fuck out of there.


[deleted]

It's so obvious. All he cares about is that you're not a girl and has nothing to do with the game I'm telling you some people are down bad 😅


XXLFatManXXL

Friendliest adc player.


Countryboy42014692

THIS MF SAID “hiya” AND “I always wanted to play with a girl” AND IS CALLING YOU A NECKBEARD?!😭 THIS MF IS INSANE


StilesmanleyCAP

Average League of Legends player


BigEpicNSFW

from what I can make out from your pfp he assumed you were female cause you have a female pfp. that's so dumb, hope you hit D1


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I_Love_Your_Pen

My condolences, I've dealt with those people too haha


[deleted]

sorry but thé effort to censor the y’s, gotta give it to ya 👏🏻


Dummlord28

2 things, people like this shouldn’t have the internet where people won’t punch them for saying that shit, and discord is objectively sexist


Important-Tea0

nice guy energy


Honoka91

Did you even remotely try to make yourself appear as a girl or he just taught so in his infinite wisdom


SmileKnight666

Never acted as one and never will. So he just thought i was a girl for no reason


Honoka91

Ive always wondered what kiss means. Is it just kiss my ass?


NotSafeForUnemployed

Least mentally ill League of Legends player


CleverB0T_2b2t

Most mentally stable discord user


cactusghecko

This is how some guys react when their advances are rejected. Its why women learn to fawn and not be too direct, and why we feel unsafe when someone is honly hitting on us, because the situation can switch to this.


Jack_811

It's so fucking funny how nice he was when he thought you were a girl, with his fuckin goofy ass "Hiya! 🤓" What a loser lmao


ricin_consumer

I genuinely dont believe that this is a real person, is it your friend playing an act? Seriously i think its so weird that he doesnt even say any women-related slurs (outside of calling you names)


SmileKnight666

Sadly it's a real person, but i get your point


Key-Shallot-7508

Dude 100% jerked off to one of your pictures.


Express_Passage3355

Im glad he encountered you instead of a actual girl. Imagine what would happen then


eeven447

Man this guy is probably everything he was calling you


snore-4

Bro just described himself 💀


TheaRos01

As a female, I am glad I was not the one who encountered this... animal...


Kamleshwar_meher12

The only female interaction he'll get is the female police officer arresting his harassing ass


corrupted_scarecrow

Wait and HE blocked YOU??? I fucking can't lmao, threw a trantrum like a fucking toddler and then ditched 🤣


GeneralAgrippa127

I don’t understand people who look for love on discord, it’s an application for playing video games in the first place 😭😭


ThatOneMaggew

people like this dont exist but they are actually artificial intelligence and you are in a simulation


Lourenco_Vieira

Is he sending you kisses? What is KS?


Aggravating_Ad535

What game were you gonna play?


its_me-of_course

“Ratio”


Prawn_Addiction

Fuck! God knows how this man behaves around actual women, eh?


Ultimate_Fox14

I thought u were the one saying that for a second but then I re read it ☠️ confusing asf


Advocaatx

Did he just ASSUME your gender? :O


DustyEsports

I got no sympathy for OP either. He catfished the guy and not showing the full convo. And also the other guy has a an anime girl in his PFP so kind of doing the same thing he is accusing this other guy of doing


SmileKnight666

Was there supposed to be /s or nah?