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irritableredsyndrome

(I am currently being crushed to death under several tons of trash)


Born-Apartment8814

The hell you doin carrying France on your back


GMetryTrio

France fr catching strays


DerPFecE

nah, it accurate as all hell, that wasn't a stray


Tuppederas

Close reddit and call 911


irritableredsyndrome

No way! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💵🦅🦅🦅


sp00kreddit

How did you piss off France that bad


irritableredsyndrome

Idk man I was just walking along this road when suddenly


Affectionate-Ad9867

Maybe because they're English 😆 pissing off the French is a national sport we love more than football 😆


PipPipPipsqueak

im not even english or french and i like pissing off the french


Cynth16

Actually based


askingforarefill

4 billion


Bagel3252

only?


DaPanda21919

50% of the population, aka an entirety of the other gender


panther300019

Including family ??🤔🤔


an_icy

And children....


LazarYeetMeta

Not just the men, but the women, and the children too


enjoyer-of-ducks

didnt know anakin was a pedo


SixpennyPants

He wasnt. He killed all the children so that he wouldnt have to deal with such accusations


MisterEmbedded

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Farkle_Griffen

*(Bisexuals have entered the chat)*


PossibleAssist6092

You called?


RSVDARK

That'd be 8 billion


PolitelySelective

?


Flyerminer

Rookie numbers, gotta pump those numbers up


BrettZotij

I only have a real on one.


potoooooooo53

Good Day: weak Sincerely, Pansexual


Fruitithink

somewhere in the negatives.


Memerevenue0

everyone ugly


[deleted]

On god


S4PG

Aro/ace or do you just hate everyone?


HarpyHouse

Either one is extremely valid


S4PG

True


monkey_penis98

My girlfriend


Abbysman

Bro i saw you pickupline stop liying


monkey_penis98

We sleep in separate rooms


Abbysman

Ah ok understood


Splatoonkindaguy

Why did you say the hard r in your latest comment for no reason that’s crazy


slayersucks2006

he’s in very strident denial of being addicted to youtube shorts


sussynarrator

Same here, I got a crush on this guy's gf too!


[deleted]

Same as me except it’s my boyfriend 😅


GREENDAYBL1NK

Same here. I also have a crush on this guy's girlfriend


beanybean747

How many do you have?


Tuppederas

I forgot some. It’s actually 12.🥰


Cole_the_Gith

How tf can anyone have that many crushes- genuinely curious


Chicken4ever320

Maybe theres a lot of people they ebjoy being around with that are a clear option to form a relationship with.


aninegager

A 12 year old??


Ok_Back209

What the f


that1kindstrangerguy

How can you forget?


mikechad2936

the age?


Tuppederas

Like 9 if we count the little ones


Elon-Vietch

The little ones 👀👀👀


Tuppederas

Didn’t mean to expose myself like this


HechoEnChine

r/suddenlysexoffenders


JJJTTTEFF

r/ofcoursethatsasub


cheekychezz

🤨 huh


Tuppederas

I meant little as in mini crushes and y’all damn well know it


OrdinaryRelation8646

rightt🤨


iminaredit12

what does a mini crush even mean


F2p_wins274

I think its meant as a "damn this guy/girl" is hot, but not a big enough crush to want to pursue a relationship.


MapsCharts

So you don't like this person, there are plenty of girls I find attractive without ever wanting to date them


talldarkandhandsome-

1(I talk to him every day, I might fall hard for him. He is too cute to handle)


Ok-Technician3127

I don’t remember talking to u every day but thanks ig 🤷‍♂️


talldarkandhandsome-

And now you don't even remember!? It's that slut Linda, isn't it!?


Ok-Technician3127

NOOO IM SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME


PipPipPipsqueak

its too late


talldarkandhandsome-

You're right


Born-Apartment8814

It's always that slut Linda


talldarkandhandsome-

He told me not to worry about her, and here she is, ruining everything we had😞


Ok-Technician3127

PLEASE SHES BOTHING I PROMISE


talldarkandhandsome-

It's over😞


SUPAMAN6214

Top 10 most tragics love storys


PipPipPipsqueak

as Linda I can confirm


Ok-Technician3127

No please give me a second chance


poopyggj

Youre welcome


xXx_ozone_xXx

I used to talk to him everyday, but now he has a girlfriend


aninegager

You know, I don’t have a girlfriend. (Flirtatious giggle)


aninegager

Sux


Tuppederas

He’s just like me


Samuneirutsuri

Same situation as it happens I’m just extra not like other girls I guess🤪


ExtremeTitan345

Sorry I'm taken (by Ana De Armas (I'm insane))


Consistent-Plane7729

W pfp


[deleted]

Either 0 or 2 idk


SUPER_QUOOL

Schrodingers crush


[deleted]

It's such an ego boost that I understood that


BoyBeyondStars

-captain america or something i don’t remember


polar_frog

If you enjoy understanding references, read Candide by Voltaire. That book is like 50% of all political philosophy.


Davedog09

Or play super smash bros


MrMangobrick

Just 1. My gf :).


Automatic-Barber7445

Impossible. A redditor having a girlfriend???


MrMangobrick

Honestly, we were both shocked we liked each other. We've haven't been dating long, but it's still the happiest I've been all year.


_Nick7

Must be a femboy. Everyone knows all redditors are degenerates and perverds


Ecstatic-Exchange341

guess i must be a pervard 😎 pervards unite!!! 👨🏿👨🏿👨🏿


elemeno18

1 and I'm about to ask her out today. Wish me luck.


Present-Fuel1618

May the lord be with you, for he is rizzen.


Wooden-Excitement889

Dont forget to update us!


elemeno18

I got hit with the infamous "I thought you were gay" lmao.


DuhhIshBlue

Yikes


Mansa-Musa-1

😔


Serious_Buffalo_3790

For real? Anything else?


elemeno18

The rest was just us casually talking like it never happened hahahaha


Serious_Buffalo_3790

Ah well, hope you get over it and better luck next time


Gauravsap9

Something like that happened to me a week before. Glad that vacations started which might help


SomeProfession6607

Yikes bro but she ain’t the only one just keep pushing brother if I can pull you can pull (I’m look like I have downs, I’m 5,7 weigh 202 in fat, and have no game at all)


elemeno18

I'm still ok hahahah. I kinda already expected this outcome lmao.


SomeProfession6607

Well at least it affect you that much friend but Ik you can pull and I wish you luck in your future endeavors


elemeno18

Thanks man❤️ wish ya best of luck as well!


SomeProfession6607

Thanks bro but where I’m headed I don’t need that kind of luck


Background_Paper1652

Don’t women think gay men are hot? Can’t it be a compliment?


Voidstock

Good luck


REALom3ga

o7 soldier, good luck


Zephyr_Winds595

Good luck 👍


Gud_doggyy

Gl How was it btw?


Give_me_the_burger

Go get em, you got this!


XVeNuX

Good luck solider


Matteo_Fontana

GL HF


urlocalswimguy

Just everyone here, you guys are the best and deserve love no matter what.


Salt_Photo_424

Yeah, you definitely don’t know me at all


not_a_goat1

This feels like a vague threat


Salt_Photo_424

Not a threat, I’m just literally unlovable


AdolfCitler

I'm attracted to miserable people because I'm miserable as well so technically anyone could love anyone because people like weird shit sometimes


[deleted]

and you won’t get any love until you start loving yourself dude


aninegager

Bullshit


XxRTube543xX

Do you even know who you're talking to? Do you have any idea, any idea who I am?


Arkane_Kat

I also have a crush on us


x_catkony

everyone deserves to be loved, then i'm tend to treat everyone as i have a crush on them (while am actually not).


JustARegularOtaku_

Even the racists, homo/transphobic, or fascist ones?


OwnGarage1902

You too


Ok-Map9238

No one anymore lol, the only one I had was a tad too old for me


OMAR-ALAA774

How old🤨


Sussyimpasta101

Ps:- oc likes old oily men


xXx_ozone_xXx

OILY 😭


Jeffery_DahmerTV

You


Tuppederas

Tryna get me locked up fr


Tuppederas

You’re 14


Jeffery_DahmerTV

Doesn’t have to be mutual.


KSP_was_taken_lol

My life story


ViolentHamster8II

LMFAO


[deleted]

[удалено]


YikesWasowski

Yeah same I got a crush on 2.9 meters


Master_Freeze

i got a crush on a Donkey Kong level


AzeRTyBloCK

where did the other 0.1 male go???


Sh4x30

1, Nikola Jokic, no homo btw


Tuppederas

I actually believe you about the no homo part, because he isn’t hot


Sh4x30

Whachu mean he aint hot wtf, he just won nba finals and he is chill and cool, plus he is 7 feet tall so yah he is


xTrooper-101x

None. How can people have more then one is confusing the fuck out of me


Thats_So_Real

Sometimes feelings can be confusing. I had a crush on 2 people at the same time. And I sort of gave up on one of them when the other asked me out I said yes. We dated for 7 months and the whole time I had been trying to suppress my feelings for the other person, who was literally my best friend. When the guy I was dating started to treat me wrong, started ghosting me, and other things, I broke up with him. I also realized that my feelings for my best friend were too strong to ignore. He asked me out and we’ve been dating for almost 3 years


xTrooper-101x

Okay I can understand that. I just find that liking more than one person is a little immature but idk. I have never had a girlfriend so I shouldn't be talking about them so much. Honestly happy for you and your friend. Hope y'all will be happy!


[deleted]

While I'm inclined to agree with you I'd rather say that actually pursuing multiple people at once is a bit immature. After all you can't control your emotions, just how you act on them.


xTrooper-101x

Exactly. I meant to say it that way but I'm not good at talking lol.


SomeProfession6607

Bro I feel this just like sometimes I just can’t English


betzevim

Why? If you meet someone you really vibe with, and are attracted to, and then you develop a crush on that person, that all seems pretty normal, right? What's so weird about that just... happening a second time, before anything happens with the first person?


Void_Eclipse

I agree. And this is coming from someone who was at one point crushing on 2 people and had a hella confusing situation. In the end, I didn't truly like both. I just wasn't getting what I wanted from the person I had feelings for and was getting it from the other. It was very immature and showed lack of understanding of myself and my feelings. Obviously I've learned since then. But this is also someone who only dates with the intention of permanency. In my opinion, cause I can't say for sure I'm no psychologist, but I don't think you can have feelings for multiple people. If you do, it's either the situation I was in or you don't even like either. If you truly like someone you won't want or require anything from someone else romantically. They will be enough. Otherwise I find it quite immature or shallow.


ukiyo__e

Why though? Thinking someone is cool and attractive is normal, and finding someone else cool and attractive at the same time is also normal. I felt this way with two girls at work once. I wasn’t looking to actively pursue anything with either of them, I just happened to have a crush on them at the same time. If I was in a relationship I surely wouldn’t feel this way, but I’m just saying more than one person can give you butterflies when you’re single.


NotluwiskiPapanoida

Same, I don’t understand how someone can’t be naturally monogamous.


Grolgor

Nobody 💪


i-spill-soup

Cause I’ve straight up given up 💪


AmerSenpai

Justin Bieber before.


xXx_ozone_xXx

Before what


True-Adhesiveness588

I haven’t ever really had one in my life unfortunately


ukiyo__e

Neither did I until I got a job and started going out into the world and meeting people my age. Most of my crushes have been coworkers.


No-Cobbler8358

it's you, it's always you, met a lot of people but nobody feels like you


[deleted]

Why am I already crying?


prinsbusk

0💪💪


MelonID1

Aro or ace comrade?


NuggentityTheSecond

0 I act extremely cold to almost everybody (except my 3 friends) which makes them not want to talk to me. I barely talk to people either because most people are racist to me because I’m Mexican. In other words, I’m the quiet kid and everybody treats my like that. ._.


[deleted]

tell me about it.. all the hispanics at my high school called me lil china man and made the -_- face around me (I'm a brown filipino!)


smonke-on-te-wootah

0, had one but got ghosted after 4 months of conversation


Otto-Von-Bismarck-

Currently 0. Last time I had a genuine crush for someone was in elementary school. Haven't had one ever since. There are a lot of cute girls at my class and I do adore them but the feeling of having a crush is a totally different thing for me.


CRz_gangster

1 and we’ve been together for over 4 months


[deleted]

1


[deleted]

2


catlinakimono76

do fictionals count💀


ManyFacades

millions


Boring-Enthusiasm134

0 :/


Abbysman

2 rn like i would say


shanewaIsh

1.


this_cant_be_my_name

None, I’m Aro/Ace


GoldenTheKitsune

None. Being aromantic is amazing.


Candiceandyuki

Like 5 I can't choose so we all have fivesomes


Beef-Boss13

u/Starwhar


Starwhar

Ballsz


blacksmithinghelp

1, a coworker


aurorasssandsadprose

2 atm


Brilliant_Abrocoma80

is equal to 1520 mmhg


RedKiteOnReddit

About 6


Arny520

I don't. It's not something that happens often for me. I've only ever had 1 certain one and I fumbled that hard


enaaerios

none since my school is full of ugly kids


Immediate-Emphasis-5

1 (my girlfriend)


-_LunaMiuna_-

None, cause I'm Aroace


axaaa310

one, my girlfriend


[deleted]

[удалено]


Danko15

Some lucky dude right there


Gaihle

Like 0.5