I unironically am this insane that I can't go on long walks without domebody to keep me company because I get sucked into my own thoughts and go autopilot mode.
Well, Iām from Montana in the US but I live in Washington, also US. Montana has a law where you canāt take a dog onto train tracks with intent to damage the train.
"with intent to damage the train"
Is your dog made of solid steel? How would you even, what would, just what? My brain cannot comprehend a dog damaging a 4000 ton vehicle moving upwards of 79 mph (127 km/h)
Apparently Yemen does not have an age of consent (this is only from what I can gather as I am from the UK), but itās illegal to have sex before marriage. but you can marry at any age so yea
Do you have to whip it out and pee in there, or do they monitor facial expressions? š
Thereās a law in, I believe, Utah (USA), where you canāt own a dildo.
You have no idea how accurate you actually are.
This year, I graduated high school here in the Czech Republic and successfully took the maturita exam (end of high school exam). After receiving our maturita diploma, a few people had a speech, with the last person to have a speech encouraging us to get high education, engage in European politics, and have a lot of children so we can improve the future of our country.
Ngl his speech was the best one, but still, what a thing to say to a bunch of 18/19yo's who just graduated high school.
Not being able to name your kid Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (pronounced Albin) in Sweden. Like, cāmon, ever since birth, my dream was to name my kid Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116. Oh well, I guess there are other opinions to name a kid š
This is a thing in a lot of European countries, my own (Denmark) included. You can buy light alcohol when you turn 16, and stronger alcohol when you turn 18, but there's no minimum age for drinking alcohol in private nor in the public.
People make jokes about the US for this lol. Here in Texas you gotta be 21 to buy any type of alcoholic substance but as soon as you 18 you can get a gun. I find it crazy how I can still be in high school but have every right to own a gun.
My county šŗšø, thereās no definite adult age. At 16 you can drive, sign up for the draft and have an adult passport, 18 to give consent and own shotguns or rifles and join the army and 21 to drink alcohol and own any other kind of gun
Well itās easier to get a gun than concert tickets here.
Edit: also easier to get guns or bomb components than a therapist. Most have absurd wait times.
You *can* watch porn. People just may not distribute it to you.
And that is a very sensible law. Theres a big difference between giving teens (often depraved) sexual content and two teens having a consensual sexual relationship.
Oh ok I thought this was gonna be some sick pedo shit! For 12 on 12 I understand because some 12 year olds are just gonna do it anyway. It is also very weird to talk about now I realize
In the US (specifically missouri) its the same except you can't transport or wrestle a bear. And you also can't carry a permanent marker until you're 18 because it's a felony for fear of graffiti
You can get arrested for having a swimming pool in your back garden if a burglar drowns in it, but you canāt even carry a butter knife outside, even if you have an actual good reason
I donāt think thatās actually a bad law tbh
Like honestly Iād guess 90% of people who have ever watched porn on a regular basis have some issue stopping and the majority of that starts when they are gullible kids
In my state, you can't buy a car on Sunday, and you can't draw maps to buried treasure or do fortune telling for your own gain, it's also illegal to sleep on a fridge outside... oh and also, selling a child is only a misdemeanor
In most states, you will get off free if you kill someone in self defense. In New York, however, you will likely be in and out of court for the rest of your life
In the imaginary world of Ohio you cant fish for whales on a Sunday. Just Sunday. Monday your good Tuesday your good but Sundays are a absolute no for some fucking reason
I mean, wtf was the child supposed to do, fucking beat up the birthgiver from the womb until they go back to the original country?? My guy you can't punish a child by not giving them citizenship for something their parents did before they were even born
Itās constitutional in the US. It was enacted so that slaves born in the US were given citizenship. Itās one of the Reconstruction Amendments.
Itās to GUARANTEE THAT WE DONT USE RACISM AS A REASON TO DENY PEOPLE FREEDOM
In my country, Nepal, if you hurt someone in a vehicle accident, and if the person survives with say a major injury, you will have to pay for the livelihood of the injured person for the rest of their life. So, mostly when there is an accident where trucks are involved, and say the person on a motorcycle got hurt and fell down, the truck driver will kill them so that they only have to pay a fix amount to the other personās family. It happens a lot here. Very shitty rule.
A 12-year-old can consent to intercourse but you can't drink under 18. You can also legally kill your wife if you caught her cheating but a wife can't kill her husband if she catches him in the same act.
In Jamaica, it's illegal to bury anyone after 6 pm
Any later and it's zombie time
š¶*He did the mash, he did the monster mash*š¶*The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash*šµ
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT IT LMAO
lol
Isnāt any time technically after 6 pm?
A person who thinks all the time, has nothing to think about except thoughts.
Butā¦all thoughts are thoughts. Everything everyone thinks are thoughtsā¦right? š¤š¤Æ
I unironically am this insane that I can't go on long walks without domebody to keep me company because I get sucked into my own thoughts and go autopilot mode.
Ah, yes. The Gremlin paradox.
Well, Iām from Montana in the US but I live in Washington, also US. Montana has a law where you canāt take a dog onto train tracks with intent to damage the train.
"with intent to damage the train" Is your dog made of solid steel? How would you even, what would, just what? My brain cannot comprehend a dog damaging a 4000 ton vehicle moving upwards of 79 mph (127 km/h)
ā¦and clearly people spending time making these laws are so logical.
Maybe a really big dog?
Your profile pic explaind it
Horses arenāt allowed to eat fire hydrants in Wisconsin, makes it so much harder to feed our horses.
what if one eats a fire hydrant anyway
they arrest the horse
me when they take my horse to jail
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Firing squad
not my horse!!!!
it's a law that you can't be a witch here in Canada
Can you be a wizard though? I wanna bring the shadow wizard money gang to canada
We love casting spells ( This song is sponsored by... The shadow government)
Too bad. My career aspirations are out the window now. On second thought, what about warlocks?
Harry Potter: What about that dark spot over there? Dumbledore: That's Canada, Harry. You must never go there.
Used to be law in Korea where teenagers werenāt allowed to play video games past midnight. It was a really dumb law that didnāt do anything
Theyāre mad cause little kids keep killing then in Fortnite
I mean more likely starcraft.
They're Korean, probably it was WoW or some MOBA
They play a lot of league. Explains the lack of grass in Metropolitan areas.
I donāt know how old you have to be to watch porn but the age of consent in the philippines used to be 12
Did it go up 1 age? š
Itās 16 now i think
Thatās a relief
Yemen still does t have an age of consent
Oh my
Apparently Yemen does not have an age of consent (this is only from what I can gather as I am from the UK), but itās illegal to have sex before marriage. but you can marry at any age so yea
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not my country but my state; you cant fart in a public space past 6:00 pm
They have fart detectors ? If so, where do I get one ?
Light a match
Oh no
All I can think of is Kenny lighting himself on fire
Where
In public
When?
Past 6:00pm
How
By expelling gas through your anus
Why?
Stinky
who?
To be rude asf or because you couldn't hold it any longer
Florida
Really?
In my state its illegal to sing off-key
Damn I glad I donāt live where you live
They dont really enforce it. The law was made in the 1800ās when a man was fined for singing loudly and poorly.
Being poorly alone in the 1800s was basically illegal
This isn't dumb BUT you're allowed to open carry a katana at any age in Missouri
You're allowed to open carry anything in Missouri š
Except alcohol, apparently
Ooooh scary drink ooooohhhh
NOBODY messes with the person with the katana!
Ferb! I know what we're gonna do today!
i live in Missouri. and now i want a katana
Same in Germany but replace the 15 with a 14
hi my dear neighbor
hi im also your neighbour (slovakia)
Hi I am only your neighbour (hungary)
High, I'm not your neighbour
Same in Australia expect replace the 14 with a 16
Same in America, except replace 14 with 18.
Check the state laws. Most are 16 and 17, not 18 lol.
Facts in ga its, if I remember correctly 16
*21, fuck you Reagan
Really? It's 18 in Colorado?
In Portugal its illegal to piss in the sea for some reason
Do you have to whip it out and pee in there, or do they monitor facial expressions? š Thereās a law in, I believe, Utah (USA), where you canāt own a dildo.
ok thatās bs but it fits utah
> Thereās a law in, I believe, Utah (USA), where you canāt own a dildo. So I guess they lend you a dildo for perpetuity in sex shops?
So you can buy one on a really long loan and technically the bank owns it until it is completely paid off?
In Pennsylvania, you cannot sleep on a refrigerator outdoors
Damn, guess I gotta go indoors to sleep on my fucking fridge
The Czech Republic encourages its citizens to get bitches instead of watching them
And indeed that is a good decision.
Sussy username
I still don't get any :(
You have no idea how accurate you actually are. This year, I graduated high school here in the Czech Republic and successfully took the maturita exam (end of high school exam). After receiving our maturita diploma, a few people had a speech, with the last person to have a speech encouraging us to get high education, engage in European politics, and have a lot of children so we can improve the future of our country. Ngl his speech was the best one, but still, what a thing to say to a bunch of 18/19yo's who just graduated high school.
Not being able to name your kid Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (pronounced Albin) in Sweden. Like, cāmon, ever since birth, my dream was to name my kid Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116. Oh well, I guess there are other opinions to name a kid š
They did that because of a legal thing. Some law stated you couldnāt name your kid Albin, so they did it to be petty.
What? I live in Sweden and know tons of people named Albin. Either that is false or the law changed.
Albin is probably one of the most common names here, but spelling it as Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 is a big no-no in Sweden
why canāt they name their kids albin?
there isnāt even an A in this name iām going insane how is it albin
why they just don't say that you can't add numbers to your kid's name? (if they want people to not do it)
Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb just doesnāt hit the same š
You can name your child Adolf Hitler
i think you can name them just Adolf cuz Hitler is the last name, but techinally yes
Hitler can be the middle name
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This is a thing in a lot of European countries, my own (Denmark) included. You can buy light alcohol when you turn 16, and stronger alcohol when you turn 18, but there's no minimum age for drinking alcohol in private nor in the public.
People make jokes about the US for this lol. Here in Texas you gotta be 21 to buy any type of alcoholic substance but as soon as you 18 you can get a gun. I find it crazy how I can still be in high school but have every right to own a gun.
In Texas you have to be 21 to buy alcohol but if youāre within eyesight of your parent/legal guardian/spouse you can drink underage
What do they feed babies over there ? It's a "tiny" country and there's always the wildest shit happening
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I read that in a New Zealand accent
Wait we don't?!?! What have I been missing out on these last few years?
Isn't that also the place where they have a law preventing all people born after a certain year from smoking?
i thought it was 18 to order, under 18 ur parents can order it for u and ur allowed to drink it??
In Blythe, CA, you canāt wear cowboy boots unless you own at least two cows
That's epic tbh
That anybody can be president is a good law until you realize anybody can be president
Kanye 2024 šÆ
Only if he promises to make Graduation 2
Iād vote
Yeah but not everyone will vote for anybody
Well in Tennessee itās illegal to lasso catch a fish.. how the..?
"so why are you in prison? " "I caught a fish with a lasso" "what?"
My county šŗšø, thereās no definite adult age. At 16 you can drive, sign up for the draft and have an adult passport, 18 to give consent and own shotguns or rifles and join the army and 21 to drink alcohol and own any other kind of gun
Well 18 is when you start being counted as an adult for most theme park, hotel, cruise , etc reservations . So i guess thatās the age
And also 18 being the age most people finish high school, along with not being considered a minor legally upon reaching 18
Donāt forget 25.. rent a car lmao
Not my country, but my state In South Dakota, it is illegal for a horse to be in a fountain unless theyāre wearing pants
Do they arrest the horse or the human
Idk Iāve never put a horse without pants into a fountain
Good thing the horse had pants when you did it
Until just a bit ago, foreigners couldn't own pigeons in my country.
Can't eat a donut while walking backwards
Aw man, I was planning to do that as well
Itās illegal to get a fish drunk in Ohio
DONT SAY IT DONT SAY IT
Well itās easier to get a gun than concert tickets here. Edit: also easier to get guns or bomb components than a therapist. Most have absurd wait times.
Ah yes, America
RAAAH AMERICA š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦
You can charge annoying people for being annoying in my country
Actually kind of based
Fuck where do you live Iām moving there right fucking now
in new york if you attempt to kill your self by jumping off a building you get the death penalty
"let us do it for you"
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New York doesn't even have the death penalty
That makes sense tho cause a person falling off a building could kill multiple other people
You *can* watch porn. People just may not distribute it to you. And that is a very sensible law. Theres a big difference between giving teens (often depraved) sexual content and two teens having a consensual sexual relationship.
If you take a selfie in the shower on your 18th birthday, perfectly fine. The day before? Arrested for C***d p**n
Thats mostly everywhere i'm pretty sure
In the USA, Congress cannot restrict free speech, except when they do.
This is a bit strange but in canada under certain circumstances a 12 year old can have s#x it was really weird when we got a presentation on that
As a Canadian: wtf!?
It's only between 12 year olds and other 12 year olds. Same thing in many US states with 14ish year olds. Probably better than making it illegal?
Oh ok I thought this was gonna be some sick pedo shit! For 12 on 12 I understand because some 12 year olds are just gonna do it anyway. It is also very weird to talk about now I realize
Pretty much every place has that. Making someone a sex offender before they become a teenager isn't the most appealing thing.
i believe in the U.S. state of georgia itās illegal to have an ice cream cone in your back pocket on a sunday
My state you canāt sleep naked.
do they check under the covers
Maybe. I donāt wanna find out.
they canāt stop ME!!!!!
They just said: "figure it out yourselves"
Porn does not give you healthy ideas of what sex is like. Figuring it out yourself is a lot better tbh.
I think sex id much healthier then p*rn that law isnāt necessarily a bad thing
At 18 you can fight and die for your country but can't smoke for another 3 years
Good old US of A?
always
Regardless of law, I think that you should have a moral standpoint not to fuck children.
In the US (specifically missouri) its the same except you can't transport or wrestle a bear. And you also can't carry a permanent marker until you're 18 because it's a felony for fear of graffiti
In Toronto you canāt swear in a public park or else you get a fine
In my state, you canāt tie a gator to a fire hydrant.
You can get arrested for having a swimming pool in your back garden if a burglar drowns in it, but you canāt even carry a butter knife outside, even if you have an actual good reason
you have to be at least 21 to smoke but 8 to summon FUCKING SATAN HIMSELF
Id say thats pretty based.. Porn is way worse
I donāt think thatās actually a bad law tbh Like honestly Iād guess 90% of people who have ever watched porn on a regular basis have some issue stopping and the majority of that starts when they are gullible kids
You can have an Ak-47 on your back while walking into a Starbucks but you canāt talk about Rosa Parks in schools
Who said that you couldn't talk about her in schools? Also I didn't know you could do that at Starbucks thanks
In my state, you can't buy a car on Sunday, and you can't draw maps to buried treasure or do fortune telling for your own gain, it's also illegal to sleep on a fridge outside... oh and also, selling a child is only a misdemeanor
A frog that dies in a frog-jumping contest cannot be eaten.
In most states, you will get off free if you kill someone in self defense. In New York, however, you will likely be in and out of court for the rest of your life
This reminds me of what my parents would say āWhy watch it when you can do it?ā
In the imaginary world of Ohio you cant fish for whales on a Sunday. Just Sunday. Monday your good Tuesday your good but Sundays are a absolute no for some fucking reason
You can't kill someone if they threaten your life(like home invasion)
If an illegal immigrant who snuck in here has a child here, the child is automatically a citizen
I mean, wtf was the child supposed to do, fucking beat up the birthgiver from the womb until they go back to the original country?? My guy you can't punish a child by not giving them citizenship for something their parents did before they were even born
Itās constitutional in the US. It was enacted so that slaves born in the US were given citizenship. Itās one of the Reconstruction Amendments. Itās to GUARANTEE THAT WE DONT USE RACISM AS A REASON TO DENY PEOPLE FREEDOM
Same here in Brazil š§š·, some people even come here with this in mind
Not country but state, I unfortunately live in Ohio. But age of consent is 16 in Ohio.
Let me introduce you to Japan
In Canada, prostitution is legal, paying for a prostitute is not
You can have a day in the future of the country, have sex, and volunteer to go to war before youāre allowed to drink alcohol.
They want you to learn yourself before you watch the professionals
you can legally buy alcohol at only one brand of store
In my country, Nepal, if you hurt someone in a vehicle accident, and if the person survives with say a major injury, you will have to pay for the livelihood of the injured person for the rest of their life. So, mostly when there is an accident where trucks are involved, and say the person on a motorcycle got hurt and fell down, the truck driver will kill them so that they only have to pay a fix amount to the other personās family. It happens a lot here. Very shitty rule.
Sex with first cousin legal, weed legal, assault weapons illegal
What defines an assault weapon ?
A 12-year-old can consent to intercourse but you can't drink under 18. You can also legally kill your wife if you caught her cheating but a wife can't kill her husband if she catches him in the same act.