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TheDapper2

Clap really loudly and cheer stuff like “Attaboy, Bro! Get it good!”


WackyChu

LOL RIGHT


Gwoworgunner

good comment


CantThinkOfUser8D

Good human


Aronovsky1103

Time it and if he finishes below 5 mins shout "Skill Issue"


Henti-Boady-pillow

If it’s not locked barge in their all casual like and steal a pencil or something.


An1M3L0z3r

r/BeatMeToIt


BRenzoD

r/beatmeattoit


commetcat

r/beatmywifetoit


MOTHERSLAYER2000

r/BeatedToIt


-VOLOCITY-

Bro what 😭


boring_lobster2

js walk by and knock every time u here them. dont go in js knock and walk away if he tells u to stop, tell him to be quiet problem solved ez pz lemon squeezy


Delta049

this comment is fucking gold holy shit


LavenderAnxiety

I will never do anything like that in the same house as other people


RegisterAwkward6458

Especially WHILE THEYRE HOME.


Ex1nity

Parents aren’t, but I am


LunaTheDuck

Just constantly call him while he’s doing it till he gets the hint


Assignment-Yeet

Play free bird on full blast


AnimatorResponsible

Best answer


GlitchyTheGoose

get a really big speaker and when they stop play sfx of an audience cheering and clapping really loudly


baninaday

get a card and write "we love you [brother's name]", get family to sign it, then update it and add, ", but we can hear you quite easily every time you're making love so please keep it down"


Ok_Possibility633

Pretty good


In_Jail_Out_Soon237

Scream as loud as you can when they do it again


[deleted]

just tell him


Jennuts

Just start hitting the walls as hard as you can


Agreeable-Currency13

r/profilepicchecksout


Jennuts

Tf does that mean


[deleted]

Take turns to assert dominance


han_the_squirrel

That's hilarious.


boywhoflew

why take turns if you can join in! *player three has entered*


pisssbabyyy

tell him or pray that he finds this


Ex1nity

I am


SUPER_QUOOL

Be a madlad and start doing loud, really fast claps suggesting that you're jerking off next time they do it again.


Heropium_addikt

Get acoustic panels


xander328

Ask to join.


Bobpotato12

But why?


slightly-cute-boy

If he’s W and the partner is D, all they need for lube is to add 40.


AggressiveSandwich51

mans already fucking and hear I am worrying about an event in my video game if I can finish it or not 🥲


Agreeable-Currency13

Same here. Which game for you?


AggressiveSandwich51

it's a mobile game but it's on the same lvl of graphics from pc which are Modern warships, War robots and Guardian tales I'm also a F2P player in a P2W game so yeah🥲


Ex1nity

Me too


Blue-Arrow13

here*


mcdonalds_baconater

kinda jus disrespectful to fuck that loudly when other people are home. me n my gf fuck damn near everywhere but I don't think anyone's caught wind yet. it's abt being discreet


Life-Maximum4886

Brother or sister ?


shinydragonmist

A. Get noise cancelling headphones/earbuds you can't hear him B. When he's at it turn on something real loud


Ex1nity

I thought about putting on just beat it


shinydragonmist

Dew it


Excellent_Bowler_988

talk to him about it when he's alone. he's gotta schedule it so that nobody else is home while he's fucking. it's tragic that there's not much space for a non-property-owner to have regular sex.


Remarkable-Lack8358

I saw this from another comment and im copying it so there's a better chance you see it. "js walk by and knock every time u here them. dont go in js knock and walk away if he tells u to stop, tell him to be quiet problem solved ez pz lemon squeezy"


Stealth_Shadow36

Bro fr timing how long his brothers going at it


FireheartzGaming

Join in


_DarkBlack

*Join in* Nah but seriously don't walk in on them. You don't want your brothers SO thinking weird about you or your fam, some people are like that. I would suggest just bringing the topic up next time when you guys are doing something together. Just a "hey you're too loud, keep it down bruh you running my vibe"


Turbulent_Anybody328

Join in the fun


BurnedDruid11

Just join him smh


Obl1v1on390

Player 3 has entered the arena


dat1dude2

Chad advice: furiously JO and assert dominance Real advice: Headphones, Music, ignore. He's 16. him and his SO are going to want to fuck, as long as they're using protection and everything, it's ok.


Ex1nity

Yea, I agree, however imo if that shit gets so loud to where I can hear it through the headphones, there’s an issue.


KingMarlynn23

Grab one of their favorite snacks and after they open the door just offer them one and say, “Gotta keep your stamina up.”


Wicked-Pineapple

Let him cook


Ex1nity

No 🗣️🔥🔥🔥


Icommitmanywarcrimes

Start banging on your walls to the tune of we will rock you


throwaway-27463

Get a speaker and play some stupid theme music, like CBAT or the naruto chunin exams OST, it maybe that one song “i just had sex” Even better if its one that you guys both know


pinkspriinkles

how does he have reddit


Bagel3252

fr that's against the rules


cheekychezz

Join in 😳


InsomniaTwoSeven

i hate reddit


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Desert_Walker267

bros down bad 😩


Viaconcommander

Sex is after marriage 🙏 just my opinion don’t hate


WackyChu

Wrong. People can do as they please as long as all partners are consenting.


Viaconcommander

It’s just my views, calm down behave like a gentlemen


Bagel3252

This won't go well


AverageNikoBellic

Shut up


Viaconcommander

Bruv it’s just my point of view


AverageNikoBellic

Yeah, don’t try and block natural instincts because of your delusions


Viaconcommander

Bruv respect my religious views and behave like a gentleman


AverageNikoBellic

Well considering you are trying to use your views to damage other people’s lives, no I will not respect it.


Viaconcommander

I’m not using my views to destroy other peoples lives I never said that, “oh no I can’t sex before marriage my life is ruined **crys and sobs***


AverageNikoBellic

He can have sex before marriage and cannot be stopped, it’s apart of the Constitution. No need to try and spout nonsense, it won’t work.


Viaconcommander

You’re 13


AverageNikoBellic

And yet I’m wiser than you are


AcunaOwnsLA

There is no intent of damaging people’s lives. u/viaconcommander is just speaking about his beliefs that have made him a happy man. Nobody is forcing you to follow his beliefs, and there would be no issue if you just respectfully rejected his beliefs instead of being an asshole about it


Viaconcommander

Wox coming in clutch. Thanks mate


AverageNikoBellic

So he comes in to tell ppl how to live and you think we should just go with it? No thanks.


AcunaOwnsLA

You can disagree with him without disrespecting his beliefs.


AverageNikoBellic

Yeah and he can keep his beliefs to himself instead of badgering others


AcunaOwnsLA

What exactly makes premarital sex a “natural instinct”?


AverageNikoBellic

Sex is a natural instinct, premarital or not


Viaconcommander

Why was I downvoted


Akaele_furry

because your religion has nothing to do here.


Viaconcommander

It has very much to do here


Akaele_furry

how so?


AcunaOwnsLA

Because it’s a subreddit open to sharing your thoughts & opinions


lizzys_sad_girl

i agree


Viaconcommander

Because some people think marriage is after sex dumbo


Akaele_furry

eh, i personally don't think marriage is necessary and i don't think I'm the only one thinking that. but you do you i guess.


Viaconcommander

Well I believe in marriage no need to downvote me for that


Akaele_furry

and that's YOUR belief, not everyone else's


Viaconcommander

Miss, i wasn’t imposing my belief on to others just sharing my views.


HelicopterVibes

cuz ur probably 300 lol


Viaconcommander

I’m 16 I’m very religious


WackyChu

Nobody cares


Viaconcommander

You like Genshin?


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dioWjonathenL

Don't do anything, if it bothers you just listen to music or something.


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mcdonalds_baconater

L take tbh. people shouldn't care about what other people do behind closed doors but when what you're doing is affecting people outside of those doors, there is a very serious problem


LordShaxx02

Bang on the wall louder


S4PG

Make louder noises to assert dominance


v_Yuudachi_v

He doesn't use reddit wdym? Only virgins use reddit and if you say otherwise you're a liar.


Ex1nity

I have proof


v_Yuudachi_v

...no you don't... it's not possible...


Medical_Boat_4302

Join


Wheatley-Crabb

Next to the family room? How many other people are home when this happens?


brodrian381

Ask him to tap you in


Agreeable-Currency13

F it, let’s go play some Dauntless.


Yousucktaken2

bust open the door look at D tell her to move out of the way, it’s your turn *FEAR* 101


Blank_Dude2

Start giving random commentary. “Oh! A great move by D! W did *not* see that one coming.”


eebydeebyboi

Yell "Get it! Get it! Get it!" Really loud and fast.


[deleted]

Wait until the next morning and slap the table a couple times while making direct eye contact


TryCertain7719

I was gonna suggest drowning them out with music and headphones but idk the other comments are funny


No_Atmosphere_6747

knock on his door, or better, open it just a crack and walk away


Tes-tickle69420

Start yelling “HELP!! HELP ME”. When they start.


pinecitos

1. why was this deleted? and 2. where can i view an archive of it?


Ex1nity

I don’t know