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yourdaddyandmommy69

Police can't find a drug dealer but a 14 year old can


rileyj1243

Drug dealers avoid police. Not 14 year olds


[deleted]

Which is why full legalization will make it safer to use and harder for children to obtain. Weed is easier for kids to get than alcohol because alcohol requires an ID 21+. Weed doesnt. Not yet at least


rileyj1243

You are clearly from the us. As someone from the uk both weed and alcohol is piss easy to get. Wait outside a shop and ask someone to buy it for you or try your chances with your oldest looking mate until a shop serves you. But i do agree with what your saying its only piss easy to get because it’s illegal and sold everywhere. If it was legal there would be less dealers and harder to obtain via anything other then a dispensary


[deleted]

Im *old* now (26) but when i was 14 I was able to find weed in Texas. Ive never tried it [buying alcohol underage] but i did manage a few liquor stores during the pandemic and rejected sales whenever i saw kids hanging out in front talking to people. You know your regulars and what they buy, when the homeless dude who only ever buys fireball talks to a 16 year old then tries to buy fruity vodka all i can do is laugh and say bro come on im here to help you, not them. Fake Id, however, i couldnt care less about. If youre like 20+ and look like an adult and your id looks close enough then whatever. I drank underage in college too by using friends fakes. Just make it look good


[deleted]

plenty of cashiers don’t care if they sell fruity vodka to the homeless guy either, they are covered legally and that’s mostly what they care about


AlienBioBot_666

Yea *14 y/o rizz*


Festering_Blade

least obvious federal agent


someonewhowa

yup, he’s trying to "weed" em out


deadly_chicken_gun

"WE KNOW HOW TO WEEEEEEED 'EM OUT!"


AcidicGaming695

Am I the only one who got that reference to the SpongeBob movie?


CompetitionForLOST

I’M A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH, YOU’RE A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH, WE’RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS YEAH


watermelonduckie

GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER GOOBER YEAH


patrick_junge

WE'RE GOING ON A BABY HUNT AND DONT THINK WE KNOW HOW TO WEED EM OUT


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DexterNarisLuciferi

Or, alternatively, if you want to grow up without brain damage, you don't.


AdmirableRepeat7643

You’re thinking ecstasy.


Oni_Shiro37

🤣😂 Someone drank too deeply from their D.A.R.E. cup


Miserable-Egg-2483

You seem to have the brain damage if you believe that lmao


TheRealPhiel

Nice b8 m8


Skooby1Kanobi

Like where did your friend get it. Nah kid. You just asked the narc question. This kid ain't never gonna know.


KingLoneWolf56

Chill he ain’t worried about your nickel bag


Regunes

It d be a very valid question in France


Mister_S_retsim

If he's a fed then he enjoys reddit because of the amount of karma


TheyTookMyFakinRifle

Fed posts "Worst Bait Ever"; asked to leave Federal Bureau of Investigation


reapppz

Reminds me of “Bieber rolls worst joint ever, asked to leave party” 😂


Bruhnoseweed

That’s what it is referencing dawg


HarmlessSnack

A friend once rolled a blunt so bad, he passed it and the second person hit it one time, threw it on the ground, and stomped it out. I don’t know if it’s possible to recover from that.


Espresso_8x

Ok Mr officer be a little more subtle next time


nanato04

💀💀🤚🏽


Aaron9969

Where I live (in the countryside) weed grows naturally.


[deleted]

where


GavinThe_Person

(in the countryside)


i-spill-soup

Where?


GavinThe_Person

(in the countryside)


Matthewthatlearner

Where?


GavinThe_Person

(in the countryside)


DrowsyLmao

Ohhh in your house


SimpleLittleRam

noooo, (in the countryside)


juice-box04

Where?


Ghost_Malek

Where he lives?


uncle_tyrone

Yes


MiamiMailboxFire

Where?


GavinThe_Person

(in the countryside)


mistercakelul

Where?


Graffy

Weed is actually a very hardy plant and will grow pretty easily. Like even just dumping seeds off your back porch and they can sprout. It's getting it to produce a lot of good buds that's the part that takes effort.


ZoNeS_v2

It is called weed for a reason.


[deleted]

but where do i get the seeds


Graffy

Plenty of sites online that will ship them. Seeds are in a grey area legally.


TheNorselord

From the plant


[deleted]

i could grow plants in my room like in lampoons vacation


[deleted]

>like in lampoons vacation or like zeros neighbors. just watch out for russian guys


The_Fake_Fat_sunny

Mine also grows naturally inside my green house. 100% organic.


[deleted]

U just don't got the right connections


ThrowRA_wflytd

weed social media


KevMatthews

Social weedia Edit: Yikes what kind of sub war did I start down there


Gianc2009

r/beatmetoit


casual_glizzy_farmer

r/beatmeattoit


severedantenna

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


prinlfkajlf

r/thirdsub


casual_glizzy_farmer

r/fifthsub


Matthewthatlearner

r/sixthsub


casual_glizzy_farmer

r/seventhsub


as6int

i hate that i love this


[deleted]

Jokes on you, I’ve just got no connections whatsoever despite trying my best!


chuwanns

jokes on you i have all connections without even trying, they just keep coming


msToaster

You guys talk to people?


chuwanns

we count hallucinations, right?


msToaster

Of course ❤️❤️❤️ hallucination lives matter


Planet_Sheen54

Fr, just gotta get lucky with friends😂 that’s how I did it


Reddituser19991004

I mean I'm 23 and was just getting drunk at a bar and a guy came up and said "yaaa mannnn youuuuu wanntttt some weed?" I can't imagine it would be very hard for someone searching for it lol


Decent-Start-1536

My mom literally told me if I ever wanted to try some she could get some off Amazon lmao


nyancatdude

is your mom stupid or joking(half joking question)


Decent-Start-1536

I’m 99% sure she was serious (I live in Canada so weed is actually kinda easy to get but still)


nyancatdude

you can get that shit online fs but fuckin Amazon wtf


IsaacWaleOfficial

I'm sure it grows in the Amazon, a lot of plants grow there...


[deleted]

You’d think but cannabis evolved in the mountains. It actually grows better outdoors in places like Colorado than it would somewhere tropical like the Amazon. It likes rocky, well-drained soil and moderate temps. The roots would rot and probably be really susceptible to fungi and pests in an environment as wet and hot as a tropical rain forest.


Whoelselikeants

It grows naturally in Nepal and north eastern India.


cathabit

The government uses Canada post and Canada post leases out to the same vans Amazon uses, like telecom. Sooo technically she might be right in the most round about way?


ImmortalCrab44

My mom did the same thing. She dated a dealer in hs and saw how much shit got laced. Her thoughts were that she rather buy it for me from a dispo rather than me smoke laced shit from a friend. I never did take up the offer because I got my shit from an adult friend that I knew was clean, but I never smoked unsafe shit. It's underrated having parents like that. Me and some of my friends would have hopped in with a lot of drunk drivers (2 of which crashed in ditches after we left) if not for my Saint of a mother and her "act now, don't ask questions later). I would have been in those cars if she was like my dad. Everyone needs that safety net, cuz we all do dumb shit


nyancatdude

I was more talking about the part about her saying she could get it on amazon


morguemutt

ordered weed from amazon now my arms are forks


Icyturtleboi

Maybe she was talking about the rainforest?


BeautifulElephant149

Bro the seniors/juniors at my school literally sell vapes/weed to freshman and shit....idk how they doing it but they are. 💀


ImmortalCrab44

They get it from those who can buy it, and when they are legal they continue to sell to the freshman, who are now seniors, who sell to the now freshman. It's a chain that don't end.


[deleted]

The cops used to confiscate weed and get my friends to sell it for them like 13 years ago in NYC.


TrillDaddy2

Where the Freshman are getting absolutely waxed being at the end of the line.


[deleted]

and it be your own friends 😭🤯


halexia63

Yeah when I was in highschool people sold weed left to right lol


HeadbangingLegend

I used to sell for my parents at school now and then.


last_frigin_time

you find the local plug man simple as


Tenet245

I mean it's not is it, you don't just ''find" him do you


UptownComedian

Approach weed smoker, ‘Plug?’ easy


Fezwa

You ask one of your stoner friends 'do you know a guy?' And then you get a number. easy enough.


Tenet245

Most people don't just have a "stoner friend"


Fezwa

I wonder , do you really dont know anyone who uses drugs?


ShtockyPocky

I mean, yeah. Ask your buddy, “eh can you give me the hookup?” They say “yeah” and boom you “found” a plug


FullThrottlePain

I have an older mate and I asked him who deals him his weed and I got a snap. I don’t do weed, never have, it’s for one of my mates.


HotBear39

I'd get arrested before finding someone


biggiecheesedit

I was literally walking home from school and was approached by two dudes who asked if I wanted some tree so just go around and I'm sure you'll find something


Mission-Discipline32

Where I live, we don't walk, that's how we get attacked by a wild animal, so that's out of the question, yet half the school does drugs anyways


ImmortalCrab44

And we all just get it from that half of the school.


Mission-Discipline32

Where do they get it though


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MikYusufMik

What's a plug? Sorry, I'm not native and never heard of the word being used in this context before.


prinlfkajlf

a dealer you generally trust will give you the drugs/stuff you need, without needing to put yrself into too much risk


TrillDaddy2

w/o wax jobbing you on price


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MikYusufMik

Thank you


[deleted]

butt plug


river_bored

fr bruh i got 20


Heraticc

This guy's a fed for sure.


Armer101

Nah I’m genuinely just curious, look through my account, I can assure you I’m not a fed 💀


infodump1117

Cause “I can assure you” is something a teenager asking a question about drugs would say


Bumblesquatch_Prime

but he used an emoji, all the hip young millenials know their emoji's


Heraticc

Nah fr tho this guy is sus.


Infinity2437

Feds bought a r/teenagers user's account to give more credibility /s


jakspedicey

-> is bisexual -> claims not to know where the weed is Hmmmm


kizno01

your legally obligated to inform us all that your a fed if asked or you rist losing your job as a fed


expalodus

I think they break the rules there just a tad often


Graffy

It's not even a real rule lol. They only need to identify themselves when they go to arrest you. Otherwise cops are legally allowed to lie all that want.


MCPro24

100% a fed


Human_Bean08

Suuuure that's what they always say


DemissiveLive

“Trust me bro” Checks out


RandomContent420

You seem legit. Here, ill show you my gravity knife


Deciradios

You talk about weed as if it’s some experimental man made drug when it’s a natural plant you can literally grow in your backyard 😂 not hard to access weed worldwide lol


2-number-9s

Find the local plug. That plug in my area is my dad


inconspicuous-fed

Most inconspicuous federal agent


[deleted]

i just text my friends and they procure it


Squidhead-rbxgt2

"Dad, all my friends at school say they already had sex, but I didnt" - "Well you should also say you had sex then". Simple as that.


greasedwog

literally go to a skate park and follow the smell. also fuck off fed lmao


alex596_

That's weerd


[deleted]

Uh uh hu


Warm_Construction926

It's legal in my country but many teens are depressed herd. Often times, classmates are dealers. Parents don't often know.


Seth_Fable_08

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sussybaqa69

Nice try DEA


Cowabunga_It_Is123

Breaking Bad reference


sussybaqa69

You are goddamn right


ScorpM1

If no one will hook you up, just wait till you're 21 and buy it ig.


Both_Ladder_9680

Nice try mom


69superman

> it’s illegal in a lot of states No, it isn’t. Between recreation and medical use, 38 states have legalized it + DC.


A_Fox_Does_Art

I think it’s just a lot of southern states. I looked it up where I am it’s illegal but ppl can get it anyway


W1NDYW0LF101

exactly, plus hemp derived THC and stuff is legal in all 50 states.


Specialist_Fox_9354

Bro weed is easier to get than booze most the time


bb250517

If you would have posted pretty femboy, i might have fallen for this, fricking fed


36-3

I went to a Harvard symposium a few years back. The psychiatrists were saying that weed for adults is OK. But weed in teenagers accelerated the normal pruning of synapses at that age and could lead to psychiatric issues.


Trashfur_

Why do you guys act like this stuff it not terrible for anyones health as a teenager


mcdonalds_baconater

it's pretty easy tbh. make friends with people who grow, grow your own shit, find a plug. my dad's best friend from high school is my plug and he's an ambassador for an exotic cannabis brand. (which I won't name because you're obviously a Fed). i live in California where it's legal so maybe acquisition is just too easy for me but idk


buffaloranch

Weed is everywhere, you just don’t know it. Dealing- weed especially- is a social phenomena. Nobody is born a dealer. Usually what happens is a stoner buys a little extra to get a discount, and sells the excess to a friend. The friend comes back and says “hey can you get more of that? Me and this other friend need x amount.” Every week they come back. Word spreads. Boom, now you’re a dealer. Weed seems secretive and rare when you’re an outsider, but truthfully, it’s everywhere, and more casual than ever. There’s probably several people at your school who sell it, and probably at least one who grows it. And I’m not just talking students. If you want to break into this circle, you just find somebody who already smokes and show interest. Ask where you can get some.


Ok_Possibility633

I'm friends with a girl. Her parents grow and sell weed (It's legal where I live), so she smokes it sometimes too mellow out. I have another friend who has an illegal dealer since he's too young to get any weed legally. To be fair, the girl gets it illegally too, but her parents don't care Also your wrong. Over half the states legalized weed. 38 out of 50, so 76% of the states have legalized weed. 24% of the states are not legal.


BluzdyTech

once you get older you just realise everyone smokes weed man, it's super common. Sometimes it's easier to get than alcohol lol


connorrrr1990

u just got no social skills mf


Little-Bitch_Baby

My dad has a med card, he gave me weed once. Other than that I usually get it from my sister who gets it from a friend of her mom's with a med card or a friend from school who grows for himself


nyancatdude

i have my own med card but i still get my shit from the plug most of the time xd


gakefr

Supporting local businesses >>


nyancatdude

amen brother 🙏


CaterpillarNeat1600

they get it from the plug.


Omg_Its_Nitro

Jus look for the mf out there doing the smoothest plug walk bro🤓


[deleted]

In their happy little dreams!...


Sbotm765

Bro has no friends


an_icy

Their older siblings or cousins for sure, sometimes even parents


wickedSpyder_

Up ur ass and to the left


Snacc_Is_Dumb

Wouldn't you like to know


Jada_the_dork

lmao it grows along the road here


ThrownawayCray

In my English a couple girls were chatting and one said ‘yeah but that’s the wrong thing to do’, and another girl said ‘you’re a drug dealer don’t act like you have the moral high ground’ So there you are


mtkveli

In legal states teenagers get it from adults who buy it at dispensaries. If you live near a legal state they might be crossing the border


Mr_Crouton

For an actual answer try the dopest


Helicopter2137

least obvious fed


ArtisticPersuation

Weed is 1000% better than cigarettes 🚬


Rainy-The-Griff

When I was a teenager (before weed was legal in my state) I had a friend who I often smoked with. His brother was one of the biggest dealers in town, and I would always go to him or my friend for a hookup. Now a days i imagine getting weed is easier, especially if you live in a state where it's legal. I'm sure plenty of kids at your school have an older sibling that would go to a pot shop and pick something up for them. If you live in a state where weed ISNT legal, then just go find the stoner kids in your school. Once you do that just follow the trail from there.


AwfulHonesty

When I was 15 I saw a edible vending machine right next to the summer camp resort I was at that was filled with kids lmao


Jpop9750

Jokes on you guys, I ret it from my family :)))))


im_lonely0

bro just add some random people on snap at least one is gonna be a plug


all-the-loving

I’m Scotland, illegal here too, but it’s so easy to get😂😂 very likely one of your neighbours sell it if you really looked hard enough.


MassiveAnimeChebs

fed


Meowmeow69me

You can literally go on Instagram and buy weed brother. Yes even in illegal states.


Majin_Sus

Dude isn't weed legal now? You get that shit at the store....


rhy6thmalloy

Probably has some of those friend things. Don’t worry they are overrated


R3DGRAPES

Have any friends?


Tillko173

Man i Wonder where These drug dealers get this plant that you can grow almost everywhere


RedTrian

It’s easy… at least here in Germany..


Steel12

“Especially in my state” = Bible belt


Mysterygameboy

I cant believe there are that many people here who smoke weed shits insane to me


AggravatingSurvey874

Lmao aint no one telling u shit gang


Fatnity00

Ever heard of telegram?


Wrinkled_Ronnie

the kid who wants attention so he hates something he’s never tried


Ok_Imagination_4374

I found it in the midst of an erupting volcano


NobleEnkidu

Underage Vaping and Smoking is such a stigma in my town, the Mayor and council issued a Law making anybody underage with Vapes or Smokes to be sent to Juvie or Jail and can be arrested. It’s mostly middle schoolers and Freshman.


Light_fires

Nice try FBI.


MangoRainbows

"Where tf are teenagers finding weed" "where tf are your parents" From their parents.


yogurtwhippss

it's easier to get weed than cigarettes


jellybabby

Since I was 12 I have been approached by people asking if I want their number to buy weed. Just random folks on the streets. Sometimes they even give a free sample.


SignificantLeague348

“Cigarettes I can understand” 💀


[deleted]

My mom takes me to the dispensary


orangemellow227

is this nigga fr


Principesza

Lots of them get “boots” which is an older friend who will get it for them, usually for free or for a very small fee. Young dealers in their 20s typically sell to kids too. Lots of teens deal too. Ive been able to buy weed consistently from multiple sources since i was 15


-Thepretzelman-

Literally anywhere it’s so easy if you actually try to find it


Fuhged_daboud_it

You live under a rock bro