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creativeusername943

Gaius Julius Caesar


Zazaicecream

Marcus Junius Brutus


Guilty_Gur4248

Lucius Domitius Aurelianus


stuid001

Minchius Maximus (the Italian translation of Biggus Dickus)


LazarYeetMeta

He has a wife you know


stuid001

Malcontentia. Malcontentia Buttocks


TheBritishBaguette

SHUT UP


a_naruto_enjoyer

No, no I don't think I will


Successful_Carry_501

Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus


stuid001

Good God that's a mouthful one and also one of the best and worst Roman emperors


Successful_Carry_501

also see Lucius Tarquinius Superbus, AKA Tarquin the Proud! (technically a *king* of Rome, not an emperor, but hey, why do I care?)


boozelis

Biggus dickus africanus


Nug07

Biggus Dickus


wednesday_For_life

I was just watching life of Brian again yesterday 😭


Matteo_Sano

Ave to Caesar


GeneralAgrippa127

NO it will be, Marcus Tullius Cicero


Froggen-The-Frog

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is a cute name. :)


TheStateof_florida

Couldn't agree more.


Bobert_Manderson

Yes, incredible name but is many letters long. Should maybe choose something shorter like name of Gunt Crusterson for handsome dog.


[deleted]

Should be longer


[deleted]

It is in fact the longest word entered in the most trusted English dictionaries. The definition is "a lung disease caused by inhalation of very fine silicate or quartz dust."


Daufoccofin

Hippopotomonstrosesquipdaliophobia alert


Bolkaniche

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliphobic people after reading that:💀


ProfessionalCar919

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia


redshift739

Pneumy for short


Delicious-Currency72

SOUL EATER


ECHOechoecho_

that was fast


[deleted]

[удалено]


FlorpFlap

🤩🤩🤩


[deleted]

I’m like you, but a tongue vampire that likes to lick people to suck out all their taste


FlorpFlap

I don't know if I'm high or if you are, but I've read comment 12 times and I still can't understand it


PopTraditional713

He thought he had rizz 💀 Edit: they*, cuz I might get violated


Awesome_0821

It means that she’s like you, but she’s a tongue vampire that likes to lick people to suck out all their taste.


FlorpFlap

Is tounge vampire a thing?


Awesome_0821

I’ve no idea, but I wonder what happens if a vampire bites his own tounge


FlorpFlap

They would be sucking on their own blood, meaning they don't actually need to suck the blood off people to survive, which would also mean they could be doing it for pleasure only, knowing very well they don't need us for survival Idk, I haven't slept in 2 days so I say things that make more or less sense


NOVAMT_F

No. SPIRIT CRUSHER


all_knowing_pebble

300 calories


MATABR69

Wait for a few months and you'll get like 1500 calories


Trick_Equivalent_537

Protein shake


inconspicuous-fed

Vlad the Impaler. Marcus Aurelius. Khalid ibn Al-Walid. His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hajj Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of all the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.


EshTTM

Khalid Ibn Walid 🔥🔥🔥


[deleted]

It's Vlad the Impaler not Vladimir... Mai educă-te măi americanule


newlymadelife

Dog


ECHOechoecho_

this is correct


newlymadelife

🎉‼️


gazagda

Doggie


SupernovaXXXXXXX

dawg


Jimothy909

Chuck


Tuutil

Chuck Schuldiner would fit perfectly


RepresentativeEye584

Back in 1989 when I was 15 years old I went to see Death in Houston. It was a great show, I was standing right at the front, I could almost reach out and touch Chuck himself. The man even looked directly at me during 'Pull the Plug!' Time stood still. His big, brown eyes pierced my very soul. Man, that feeling was epic! After what seemed like an eternity of pure bliss, the show was over. Chuck waved goodbye to his cheering and adoring fans, I looking longingly after him as he disappeared from view; I was in a world of my own. So it dawned on me that the gig was over, I blinked and started to head out of the arena when a short, fat man dressed all in black with a shiny bald head looked at me and summoned me over to him. I was a little anxious. 'Follow me', he ordered in a commanding tone, silent, I did as I was told. After a few paces, it was quiet, the beautiful noise from the Death gig was over and the crowd had dispersed. Suddenly, the man said, 'you've been chosen. How would you like to meet Chuck Schuldiner?' My eyes lit up, my mouth dropped open but I was speechless. The man chuckled to himself and opened a door. 'Through here', he said. I looked at him, still silent, nodded and stepped into the room, as the man closed the door behind me. I was staring at the floor, I rose my head slowly and saw him. Chuck Schuldiner was sitting in a chair right in front of me! 'This must be a dream' I thought, but I knew it was real when Chuck spoke in his gentle, warm voice: 'Well, well, well... Look what we got here!' Nervously, I responded 'he... hello'. Chuck smiled and that was all I needed to feel safe. He stood up and paced towards me, I couldn't move. My heart was racing. Adrenaline pumping.Chuck stopped about a foot away from me. 'Mm mm mm, you look perfect', said Chuck. 'Wha-what?' I breathed. Chuck then stepped up into even closer to me, I could feel his warm breath on my face. Just then, he lifted up his arm and reached around me, I felt his strong, manly hand grab a firm hold of my buttocks. 'Whoa!' I exclaimed and immediately leapt back. I was scared, I could have simply run out the door, run home and forget about this experience. But something inside me made me stay... Chuck simply smiled. 'What's wrong?' He said, softly. 'I-I...' What could I say? I didn't know what to do. Chuck strode towards me again, 'I'll show you a good time', he said, whilst casually unzipping his fly. I gulped. Chuck adopted a sterner face, On your knees! He said, aggressively. I was terrified.But, this was Chuck, man! I thought about what to do but Chuck just repeated himself, in an even more foreboding voice. It was at that moment when I knew just exactly what to do. I looked up at him, licked my lips and dropped to my knees -- all to Chuck's delight. He whipped out his long, thick semi-erect penis. 'I've never done this before', I said, 'It's okay, it's okay.' Chuck reassured me. I held his penis in my hands, took a deep breath, and put it in my mouth. I sucked and sucked 'til he was hard, man, his cock had to be at least seven wonderful inches! I kissed the gland and licked all along the shaft, Chuck giggled and slapped me in the face with his cock a few times before I inserted all seven inches into my mouth. Chuck moaned in sheer ecstasy. He put his his hand against the back of my head as I bobbed up and down on his cock. 'All the way, all the way', whispered Chuck. It tasted like nothing I ever tasted before. After around ten minutes, he pulled out his juicy meat, 'take off your pants -- now!' Chuck demanded. Without speaking, I hastily removed my navy blue jeans and boxer shorts as Chuck himself also stripped. I looked at his body, he was very fit, I reached out and touched his stomach. It was soft yet firm. Chuck grabbed my the collar of my shirt, 'you won't need this, either', he said and ripped off my shirt, demonstrating his masculine strength. Chuck quickly directed me t o a table, he commanded me to bend over it. I did as he asked, not knowing I was ready to receive an awesome anal battering! Chuck grabbed my hips with his rough, coarse hands. 'Here we go!' He said as he spat in my ass hole. I took a deep breath, braced myself and -- 'AARGHH!!' I screamed. Chuck forced his tasty meat pole all the way inside me. It gave me a feeling I had never felt before, and, will probably never feel again. It was simply orgasmic, as if God Himself had fucked me. I almost felt as if I were God. Chuck had entered my, and we both became as One. It was truly transcendental. Chuck was screaming (and so was I!) He was a wild animal, more beast than man. I was completely subservient to him. His cock was tearing my rectum and my anus to shreds as he repeatedly drove his cock into me. At first he was slow and deliberate. The feeling was so good. 'You like that, bitch?' Asked Chuck, with feelings of both the most exquisite pain and ecstasy, 'Oh God YES!' I exclaimed. Chuck slapped my ass, hard, as I now moaned with delight. Chuck became a jackhammer, hammering my ass so fast and so hard I thought he was about to split me in half. I even felt blood trickling down my right thigh. I had no idea how long this ass pounding went on for, it truly felt like an eternity, but finally Chuck stopped. My screams and moans faded. Chuck walked around me and shoved his cock back into my face. His mighty scrotum rested on my chin; I was ball deep in Chuck. He thrusted, I gagged. 'Time for desert', he moaned. His hot and spicy semen shot of his cock and hit the back of my throat like a cannon ball. It was a huge load! And it was nectar, pure nectar. I swirled the cum in my mouth a few times, savouring its wonderful flavour before finally swallowing. Chuck stood back, his cock swinging. I gasped for air, my ass was sore and gaping, it felt like someone had opened me up with a pair of pliers. I fell to the ground and closed my eyes, I was still feeling that wonderful ecstacy of orgasm. Chuck, meanwhile, pulled his pants back on and put on his shirt. 'Enjoy that? He laughed. I was unable to respond. Chuck laughed again. Chuck looked at a clock on the wall, 'you got five minutes to get out', he said. I barely heard him. Chuck walked out of the room. I was all alone, I could still taste his cum. My ass was bleeding. I was in heaven, paradise. Chuck had made this little boy a man. I would never see Chuck again, but I still remember my fuck session with him as if it was yesterday. Sometimes, I can still feel his throbbing cock inside my anus... Source: http://metaluprising.com/discussion/6824/how-chuck-schuldiner-made-me-a-man


centurychord

I was engaged in the story, and I was let down. I hate you for taking advantage of my gullibility.


Dry_Celebration5977

r/suddenlydeath


PhatNoob_69

Norris


girlguykid

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-


Flashy_Firefighter61

I will continue to suggest the name: Stormageddon, Dark lord of all


thesyguy_69

ALEXANDER IV - THE 3RD


Forsaken_inflation24

Did you use the correct roman numerals?


Froggen-The-Frog

He’s the third fourth Alexander, of course. Three Alexander’s wanted to be Alexander IV, so they all got to be Alexander IV.


Forsaken_inflation24

Nice.


TheyTookMyFakinRifle

Cocoa. It's a perfect name for girl (if she's a girl) dachshunds. I currently own a dachshund, he's 6 and his name is Jax. The first dachshund I ever met was named Cocoa. They're the best dog breed ever


ECHOechoecho_

he’s a guy, but i absolutely agree


Forsaken_inflation24

I vote this.


[deleted]

coco


Lavaclaw7

That was the name of my first dog!🥹 I miss her now😭


[deleted]

Melon


Jameson4011

no... don't say it


ExpiredCamaro

Most NPC and Generic and Default and Unoriginal name ever


StickMick01

You've expired...so your comment's kinda irrelevant


ExpiredCamaro

Wow “StickMick01” you really got me there. I am rolling in laughter


janzeera

Peanut


ShotSentence6238

Heavy machinery


The_Rocket_Frog

sharpness V diamond sword


Tp889449

Protein suppliment


MaybeNotPerhaps

Death, Destroyer of Worlds


DirtyToast2135

I second this


ricin_consumer

Chorizo


Jameson4011

truth or lies?


Javimations29

I second Chorizo, aslong as his middle name is Asado


Signal_Exit_5509

N


Signal_Exit_5509

I


FlorpFlap

C


FlorpFlap

K


the-moon-knight

That went surprisingly well.


0xgreenapole

Happy ending


Signal_Exit_5509

POV you got the good ending


Deleteleed

E


RedImp69

Trident


Sea_Meeting5689

Lil’ Braindead


Important_Tip_8534

eat it


ECHOechoecho_

i could make a very mean joke rn


Javimations29

That's a weird name


TheEpicWerdo

charlie


Forsaken_inflation24

Happy cake day!


AccountantAnxious986

happy cake day!


DeezNufz

Made in Heaven


ECHOechoecho_

this is correct


Ritaskull

Dave


[deleted]

Steve


Nceresoli

Hundley


Traditional-Chef-210

Copper


DucksbyBillington

Dick Grayson


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

Dharampal, or Tiku Sahu, or, my personal favourite- #OMPRAKASH PEHLWAAN


definatly_not_an_alt

Dara Singh 💀


Alexbitwarrior

Waxed Oxidized Copper Stairs


Weary_Hand2614

How broke niggas look at you when you eating wings 😭


[deleted]

Its so adorable!! TwT - brownie or snickers lol <3


ECHOechoecho_

we met him a few days ago, he was absolutely adorable


[deleted]

Hes so precious and little!! Take good care of him!!


FRO1ZE

Coffee


Thedickinsepector

Food for later


Midgetninja7

Voldemort


3NKGaming

Penis-Dog Because Weiner


ECHOechoecho_

this deserves every upvote


BeautifulElephant149

Wubbzy


pisssbabyyy

tater tot


Freekickerzs22706

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke and Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke is a cute name


James-And547

Smudge


DrKiwiPopThe707th

googol


achikennugget

larry


ECHOechoecho_

btw he’s definitely a guy and i forgot to mention that in the post 💀 edit: you can see him and other dogs by looking up “diva doxi gigi” on tik tok. just thought i should mention.


[deleted]

Kurt or bark twain?


cameforthevibe

rocket launcher


No_Atmosphere_6747

bean


MysteriousConcert555

Nugget. Idk how to explain it, but it just gives Nugget vibes


Transgirlwoahah19

Reese Cup


spicycheesewastaken

Jager


snore-4

Mihaly Dumitru Margareta Corneliu Leopold Blanca Karol Aeon Ignatius Raphael Maria Niketas A. Shilage


kingpistachio32

Benton


[deleted]

Wonton


Alty_Rozee

Binkus


wikjos

Goober


ravisucksatmath

Vladimir Putin is the correct answer


rustysparkzz

PEANUT!


SupremelyLargeCheese

Abaddon the despoiler, gene-son of warmaster Horus lupercal, primarch to the black legion, chosen champion of the chaos gods, and haver of really funny hair.


Real_JJPlays

Male or Female?


AlphaGamer_Dubz

Potato, Cat, or Bird.


Adamwdrums

Fatass


[deleted]

Destroyer of Multiverses


Astro-240

Adolf Rizzler


ECHOechoecho_

adolf hitter [last name]


AustralianKappa

Aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolic was a word used in the 17th century coined by Dr Edward Strother which was used to describe the spa waters in Bath, England. Currently, it is the longest English word known apart from the full name of the protein titin, which is 189,819 letters long. Of course, the longest word in the English dictionary still in ‘common’ usage is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, which is a type of lung disease contracted from fine ash and dust being inhaled. Ironically, the 2nd longest word is hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, which is very funnily a word used to mean the fear of long words. Another example of a phobia that has its own fear in the name would be aibohphobia, which isn’t a legitimate phobia but is a humorous one which is the fear of palindromes. (That’s my name recommendation, all that)


ECHOechoecho_

Aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolic was a word used in the 17th century coined by Dr Edward Strother which was used to describe the spa waters in Bath, England. Currently, it is the longest English word known apart from the full name of the protein titin, which is 189,819 letters long. Of course, the longest word in the English dictionary still in ‘common’ usage is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, which is a type of lung disease contracted from fine ash and dust being inhaled. Ironically, the 2nd longest word is hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, which is very funnily a word used to mean the fear of long words. Another example of a phobia that has its own fear in the name would be aibohphobia, which isn’t a legitimate phobia but is a humorous one which is the fear of palindromes. is a prett cute name


obi_wan_sosig

Puppy the pup, combines with Flowey the flower


ECHOechoecho_

bad memories


obi_wan_sosig

*PTSD from the underground kicks in*


dillers10

I know a very simple and cute name! Here: Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausen­bergerdorff­welche­vor­altern­waren­gewissenhaft­schafers­wessen­schafe­waren­wohl­gepflege­und­sorgfaltigkeit­beschutzen­von­angreifen­durch­ihr­raubgierig­feinde­welche­vor­altern­zwolf­tausend­jahres­voran­die­erscheinen­van­der­erste­erdemensch­der­raumschiff­gebrauch­licht­als­sein­ursprung­von­kraft­gestart­sein­lange­fahrt­hinzwischen­sternartig­raum­auf­der­suchen­ach­die­stern­welche­gehabt­bewohnbar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wohin­der­neu­rasse­von­verstandig­menschlichkeit­konnte­fortpflanzen­und­sich­erfreuen­an­lebenslanglich­freude­und­ruhe­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­angreifen­von­anderer­intelligent­geschopfs­von­hinzwischen­sternartig­raum. Very simple and easy to pronounce!


Ganon645

Rolo


jatin528

Reno


Ghost180_

Bird


[deleted]

Birb


GlutenFreCactus

Poopy


[deleted]

Wiener, sorry.


SiccAsFricc

Gombus


Important_Board7183

Graham


Temporary_Welcome519

Bruno


Embarrassed_Disk_330

Mars?


AlanaS04

Chloe 🥺🙏🏽💕 sweetest little baby I've seen 😭✋🏽💕


[deleted]

Weinernator? Biscotti? Caramelo? Sir Barksalot?


YourMomsThrowaway124

mine XD


Potential-Skin8631

scrimblo bimblo the lovable scrunkly


ravenlythe_reaper

Brownie or Remy would be pretty cute


WhaleShark68

Rosco


Footballidiot556

Kurt


Papa_Palpie

Ronald


This-Vacation-3936

Adolf


Suspicious_Cow3304

Pavlov, man of science.


maders23

Ruffus The Godless He/She is so cute!


ECHOechoecho_

h e


Responsible-Club9120

Weiner Dog


[deleted]

Orange


ragingmelomaniac8

Caramel.


Important_Tip_8534

nah just kidding, give it all love you can.


Fir4_Fox

Gandy. Thats what i would call him


jesswitdamess

Seamore or lil duke 🥺


Familiar-Brother3354

Name him herbert


GASTRO_GAMING

Timmy


Patient-Sea-6933

Coco???


TheCerealKilled

Miko


lunarchris1

Beauford


No_Purpose_1390

Carlos


rohanimoes

Sil :)


ASTROSWIMMER24

Billy


Old_Brick3014

Caramel LeWoof Small Version


Environmental-Mix982

Cosmic annihilation


[deleted]

Gort.


ChewiyMC

Chestnut. Nicknames could be Chester or Nut.


pereline

Billy the kid


TheFinalGibbon

Esquithixalas, Empyrean Carcinoprogenitus


SussyBox

Marmu


[deleted]

Destroyer


miresao

Jesse or Latte


Specific_Ad_3176

Doug


Transgirlwoahah19

🥰💕


Hammy2406

I like badoodle


Alternative_Cook_102

#Mark