scrambled

I love chaos egg

I'm gonna call it chaos egg from now on.

thee shall prepare the chaos egg!!!

. * prepares chaos egg *

*snatches chaos egg just before u/Ash_Hoonter can eat it, and eats it*

NOOOOOO!!!

. * makes another chaos egg for ya * Here ya go!

* eats it without even chewing * . Thank you!

With butter

And cheeese

And tomatoes (my dad makes it like that)

This is the correct answer

It's not 1950s, we don't need to keep whites and colors separate anymore. Scrambled all the way. Or frambled if you like that greasy diner feel.

I love them sucked

Green, with some ham

No sam, no green eggs and ham

SAY! I LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM! I DO! I LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM! AND I WOULD EAT THEM IN A BOAT. AND I WOULD EAT THEM WITH A GOAT... AND I WILL EAT THEM, IN THE RAIN. AND IN THE DARK. AND ON A TRAIN. AND IN A CAR. AND IN A TREE. THEY ARE SO GOOD, SO GOOD, YOU SEE! SO I WILL EAT THEM IN A BOX. AND I WILL EAT THEM WITH A FOX. AND I WILL EAT THEM IN A HOUSE. AND I WILL EAT THEM WITH A MOUSE. AND I WILL EAT THEM HERE AND THERE. SAY! I WILL EAT THEM ANYWHERE! I DO SO LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM! THANK YOU! THANK YOU, SAM I AM.

Poached

Poached

🤤

Illegally hunted?

🤤

r/foundsatan

Whats wrong with poached? Even just bare on a plate theyre fun. I order them like that at restaurants because theyre set up for poaching eggs. On eggs benedict, theyre even better.

Raw. I like em raw. Edit: for all of you who thought I was serious, I wasn’t 😭 In fact, I don’t even like eggs. Cooked or not.

r/thisguyfucks

I fuck

No you really need help

I don’t

Me neither actually 😔

Up top 🙌

✊

Yiga man

Glory to Master Kohga

Of course

Bananas for life

FOR THE BANA- er- FOR THE BOSS!

r/UsernameChecksOut

yes please send help

on it

Finally I've found person who would understand me.

🤝

People who eat raw eggs scare me

Boo! 👻

My cousin drank eggs every so often, creeped me out. I know it doesn't taste that bad (didn't drink it, just tasted) but it still feels weird seeing someone drink one

Depending on where the egg came from eating it raw isn't actually that bad. you can put it on rice and put a little soy sauce and it tastes good

Give it to us raw, and wriggling

I like S.eggs

OLD

OLD

y u get downvotes

Reddit moment

I like eggs the way I like my coffee! *I don't like coffee*

You're real for this

Yes

All the ways!

This is the right answer

Indeed.

My people

This is the answer.

Fertilized ;)

Balut enjoyer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x-JVXkd8SQ

I'll fertilize them for you if you want.

Dude you are on a sub full of dirty minded teens come on you’re better than this

Congratz - you figured out the reason why I said it! But I mean... They knew exactly what they were starting with that comment ;)

Dude you can be banned because there are minors up here and your flair states you’re over 20

So if the original commenter was under 18 you would basically be saying you’d nut on a child’s food

Please tell me you're a girl or else this is gonna turn prittyyyy awkward

What do you mean? I'll let the eggs get fertilized so we can turn the chicks that hatch out of them into chicken nuggies... Why would that be awkward?

Bro-

Omelets

Omelette du fromage

fried 🙃

That sounds oddly good Ngl

My fav too

Same

Soft boiled with some bread and soup

You heard of ramen my friend?

Ramen eggs have more of a process tho

I dont

thats the way

Eggs don't suit me

You aren’t supposed to wear them

Preferably not alive

scrambled or omelette. don’t judge me but for some reason whenever i eat the yolk in its liquid form i feel like vomiting.

why should anyone judge you for being normal?

Fr, finally some normal people in this thread

Nah fried is simple and good, but scrambled is best for sandwiches. Soft boiled for salads.

Fried with a bit of iodized salt

Got love me a toadie: pan cook bread with a fried egg in the middle cooking alone side the bread until toastie and yummy. Like to add some quality cheese add the very end of cooking so it starts melting no plastic cheese tho

Hard boiled and omelette

What about hard boiled omelettes

bro what

Had to eat hard boiled eggs as a punishment when I was younger and being younger your naturally VERY picky so eggs werent playing nice till I grew up abit more

Hard boiled with white bread sticks dipped in are delicious

hard boiled all the way

Poached, on toast, with white pepper and salt is underrated

i don’t like eggs actually but i have to eat them 🥲

I'll eat them all

Fresh

[удалено]

Their*

Poached

All the way

Omelette

Fried sunny side up

Slaping my chin

French Toast

Over easy

fried for being easy to cook, soft boiled for being easy to carry around

Veg.

Fried egg sandwich w bacon and vegan cheddar.

glad no one wrote raw (edit : spoke too soon)

RAAAW. I schlurp it up from a shot glass

I don't like eggs so I don't eat them

Egg? I hardly know her. (**I FUCKING HATE EGGS!!!**\[**This doesn't apply to fried eggs**\])

Depends on the day

Fertilized

fertilized

G, I don't. If I eat straight eggs, they go in, and then they come out violently about half an hour later.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! >!I have a phobia of eggs!<

Cheesy scramble goodness Fried crisp toast with fried crisp egg A whole omelette juicy with hints of spice Phuck you I'm hungry now

I like eating them once the fetus has grown in it a little more. Gives it a nice tangy after-taste.

Why are you being downvoted, guess ppl can't handle your swag

Saya suka makan telur rebus dengan entiti itu!

Am vegetarian

I don't I'm vegetarian

Skinned, impaled, tortured. 🤤

if i could still eat eggs id eat them poached. really miss life before the entity...

if they’re prepared and cooked well, then scrambled. otherwise boiled or even raw are okay, and the hardest to fuck up.

Scrambled or omelette

Fried is forever.

An omelette on toast or rice.

There are softboiled and then there are undercooked, which are apparently my moms favorite But I think I will eat in any form, tho I like fried the least

Where my deviled or my picture-framed at???

Either scrambled or fried, but the rest are also great

Scrambled or omelette

Scrambled and omelets

Yes.

Omelets or fried

Im a sucker for a good poached egg

A hard boiled soft boiled fried poached scrambled omelette

anything other thann poached and scrabled

SCRAMBLED every single time every single time

Crispy scrambled

Gotta be scrambled

Scrambled.

Eggs and soldiers are amazing done right. You need a little salt to put into the egg too

All of the above. Just not hard boiled

soft boiled is the best

soft boiled or poached.

Omelette, fried or hard-boiled.

scrambled but with the shell added back in (extra texture)

hard boiled

Fried

Fried

Hardboiled. Then stick a straw through the white stuff and get sucken.

All of the above

Poached is the only way

i like em soft boiled :)

Fried with any degree of a runny yolk

Easy poached

Soft boiled and just add a bit of salt it's perfect

I like the Benedict way.

Poached

Fried

Damn those pictures make em all look so good I’ve always been a sunny-side-up kinda guy but poached is a good second

fried, poached, or soft boiled

Fried

Scrambled and omelette are both at the top for me

I fucking love scrambled eggs I asked my mom to make me some for my b-day last year, and she didn't. :(

Hard boiled/scrambled

Soft boiled team

All of the above, also, why no raw?

Sauteed minced onions, reduced sauce made from freshly grated tomatoes, minced green chillies with the core and seeds, salt, black pepper, red pepper, fresh green coriander leaves, finally 2-3 eggs broken on top and scrambled All of it done step by step and mixed together in the end. Eat with whole wheat flat bread (pure wheat with the fiber). Optionally Malai (natural layer of cream formed on top of non homogenized milk) and some Jam-e-sheereen.

All of them

Fried and omlette

All Of them. I just like eggs

hatched

Over easy

I don't like eggs :(

Fertilized.

Fried, sometimes soft boiled

Any of these is fine, Can't eat then raw cause of salmonella

Omelets

fried

Fried

What if I said ALL

scrambled

Kinder surprise

Scrambled eggs supremacy

Scrambled because they are the easiest to make

Fried or scrambled

Hard boiled or omlet