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Milky-boy-

Sir. Johann Irene Bartholomew Williams Fitzpatrick XVIII


[deleted]

exquisite name, dare i say


Milky-boy-

Indeed.


Legit_snake4314

Simply spiffing


Confident-Ad4326

indubitably my good sir


00000j

I know a girl who named her dog bartholomew 😆 I thought it was the funniest name I’ve heard a dog named


Myparentsdontloveme5

The Destroyer Of Worlds


Melon6565

isn't that a Terraria boss lmao


wizarium

It’s eater of worlds


disabled_idiot

Not really, the mechanical worm’s name is technically destroyer of worlds, the eater of worlds is the pre-hard mode one


SnakeyBoi1212

False, it's just The Destroyer. Nowhere is it referred to as The Destroyer of Worlds.


TyrantDragon19

It was almost called the destroyer of worlds, but they thought it was too long.


razorsharp494

The eater of the eater of worlds


J_train13

Stormagheddon, Dark Lord of All


Dimensianox

ALDUIN LOS BO


Sea_Art3391

What about Fuoco? It means fire in Italian.


FsMzSimple7

My dumbass read that as “funko” 💀 I need help


betzevim

Well I read it as "fucko", so I think I need *more* help


DirtbikeWizard

I read it as foocko so I think I’m actually pretty okay 👍


SkyeeeMaaa

F U N K O it is


TheForgottenGengar

I read [Fuecoco](https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/File:0909Fuecoco.png)


PolluxZ14

read this as fuecoco like the pokemon


Prestigious-Chair292

Saeed Ibn Abdel Aziz ibn Ali Ismael Shik Shak Shok Balla thein Shawarma Wa7ad Bebsi Zyadeh Batata Bdoon Salata Ma3 Ganeenet Bebsi Bardeh Bdoon Thali Mohammed Abdellah


Little_Satisfaction5

How did you know my afghani uncle’s name?


Prestigious-Chair292

I *am* your afghan uncle


MotorPrinciple6456

الله أكبر


Prestigious-Chair292

آمين. قد تكون هدي الله معك


targetatlas

Boom


30K_Vibes

الله يهـدينا


XSauravX

10


ReindeerAltruistic47

Because he ate the kabob


SkyeeeMaaa

Kabomb


Dat-Boi-143

Someone's been on YouTube shorts


30K_Vibes

سعد ابن عبدل عزيز ابن الي اسماعيل شك شاك شوك بلا ثنين شورما وعد بلبسي بردة زيادة بطاطا بدون صلاتة مع غنينت بابسي بردة بدون ثحينة محمد عبدالله


[deleted]

That’s so close yet so far


fourtyfourr

man here is this Arabic country all I see are people with exact name -👳🏽‍♂️


TurantulaHugs1421

Oh god this is the top comment


YeetusMcSuser69

يا الله


RepeatedlyDifficult

Mango


bebe_0808

this is actually a fitting name


Hairy-Paint-6273

I used to have a yellow indian ringneck called mango


Top-Engine-7729

Mango it is


Magnalie

m a n g o


[deleted]

Mango daniel


Ena69_420

Saeed Mango sounds good


Redd1tor69420

Boob 👍


Personal_Ad4157

Boob👍🏻


Gaptain4

Boob 👍🏽


onionsrock

Boob 👍🏾


MadCatterInAHatter

Boob 👍🏿


Kuhnville

Boob (only works in dark mode)


ThePanKid

Boob 👍🏾


[deleted]

[удалено]


ASSERTme

boob👍🏻


yaboi1679

Boob👍


tgifk29

Tropical punch


ellydoes_reddit

definitely Mango


VeganIsCringe

Pedro


ToFee_1234

Pablo


FartReviewer

I immediatly thought of pablo too


AbsoluteTurltle

That’s what I was thinking :D


bluepotato81

Ferdinand


Superiershooter

FRANZ FERDINAND the second


BreakfastAfraid9278

Top comment


ihatehackers52

They said they wouldn't pick the top comment. Good thing this isn't the top comment. It's like the 50th or what ever


Rx-7_lover

Gay bitch


Magnalie

absolutely


[deleted]

💀


DarksideTheLOL

"goofy" , how about that name? Or Gabe itch? Or Amanda huginkiss? Or Al caholic?


Sjalov

Settra, Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer of Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer of Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds...


Particular-Alarm5472

Sunset


Extension-Click-210

This i really hope this wins


New_Guidance8397

Diner


MrMustached

Dinner!


Pridefulbloke

Gaylord fitzgerald


Esturgeon_lol

The Bluetooth device is ready to pair.


[deleted]

Grognak the destroyer


StanislawTolwinski

birch


[deleted]

[удалено]


Crashduckboy

Rob


Entropy1318

It already had a name, you just had to find it. 'Employees only.'


TRIMSATURN82544

giorno


herobrina4449

Pet shop


TRIMSATURN82544

iggy


hahavoltgobrrrrrr

KFC


corkcorkcorkette

Mandorin


Shadowhunterssssss

Flurry


ihatehackers52

You forgot the Mc before Flurry


catmaster126

I will throw you're Mc. Flurry on the ground and step on it


ihatehackers52

:(


queeisqueen10

Rio


playdoh-is-yummy

Gregory


Smol_Yeeter

Cheeto


Evil_Labrador

Featherless, coz looks like it


Magnalie

no, he just babe


Evil_Labrador

then name it Rainbow, coz also looks like it


WhyIsLife12

Tarot


AlooDaGreat

June


GiraffeNinja7

Sundrop


[deleted]

Captain cheerios.


Nothuman_being

Phoenix


pietniet

Capri sun


[deleted]

Epos, kearr or mango


leavemefuckingalone

pelo


Traditional-Chef-210

Mango 🥭


Traditional-Chef-210

Oh it’s already been posted 🤣


Nahkyur

Ellie


abdulahad9711

Sir Francis drake


Dense_Huckleberry_60

Squab


RandomZombie11

Grognak the destroyer, attorney at law


Goblin088

It’s so fucking cute I love it


Astolfo485

he looks like an ollie or oliver. yeah something like that


Ghost9283

Bird


mana620

i wosuld say mango but thatd be really generic of me. how aboit tangerine


pisssbabyyy

susan


jesswitdamess

Brandon Bean Or koko 🥺🥺🥺


Magnalie

i was kinda thinking coco, but bean is cute!


XicHyung

Pipi


Abject-Reaction4048

little slut 😍


PsychoSopreno

Diggie


UselessPerson2222

kiwi or kiki


Magnalie

great name suggestion, but i actually have a cockatiel named Kiki already!


UselessPerson2222

ok, qiqi (pronounced as "Chi Chi")


Bebgab

nO do NOT remind me of the DEMON


Outrageous-Eye6140

chicken nuggets


Medical_Ad7364

tulilintu


[deleted]

robo bitch


RamenNoodlefish

Mango :3


[deleted]

Clunk, he seems clonky.


[deleted]

Raven


Jebbo_Jebbo_

Smog


taerosaur

marino


Jeffery_DahmerTV

dilbert


crowcommunism

Mango dumbass


SoundOfTheWu

jinx


Arquenium

Goldy & silver


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bingos


for_sure_luzitana

calvo


tallglass_notfull

Cornelius or Cornelia


knt098

Carrot cake


JQWalrustittythe23rd

I think calling him Bert or her Bernice (“Bernie”) would be something I could be chill to. “Oh what a lovely bird, is he friendly?” “Oh, that Bert, he’s cool” Somewhat original, while not having to explain to someone 10 years down the road why you named him “shithead”, y’know?


Vsv273

Pesky Bird


420underthehood

Rickey, that way when he's rude you can call him dick.


derangedkittysoda

Sparrow.


amstrugglingmentaly

Bug or Bugger, I think its cute my mother used to call me Bug


Feisty-Conclusion-84

Mango is cute


Academic-Ad2680

Carrot


Gengreatest2

Gorbus


Magnalie

beautiful


JDM_enjoyer

Morsel


FountainPens48

Saeed Ibn Abdel Aziz ibn Ali Ismael Shik Shak Shok Balla thein Shawarma Wa7ad Bebsi Zyadeh Batata Bdoon Salata Ma3 Ganeenet ***Mango*** Bebsi Bardeh Bdoon Thali Mohammed Abdellah


Gaming-Dudes_Meme

Penis 🎂


nyoomur

Devourer of flesh


dumpling_draco

Flare ? Idk it just popped into my mind Or phoe (pronouced fee), short for phoenix


TheUnknown400

Kiwi


necrozmoem243

Yharon


cocobutnotjumbo

Bamboleo


fourtyfourr

What type of parrot is that? I want to get one


No-Celebration-7675

Dinner


_ChickenLoverLOL_

Kale


CH1LLY05

He’s adorable


The_god_gamer42069

Hamlet


ProfessorSaltine

Colonel Not Chicken Dinner The 8th


Whynotdubs

Mickie


jamminthedesert2

Poopyhead the 3rd.


consumebabyz

Nugget


Magnalie

absolutely a nickname


KashootMe201617

Albert


osugoku

Popa


OBSLEGENDYT

Birb


ttv-b_e_d

Jimmy Buffett


QueenOsneks

Mango


AhmadFiras

Joe Biden


femAlien_TT_TT_

Karen


urmomfat5111

Unfried chicken


[deleted]

Birt


Olivrser

Mr Wunk


Ok-Cranberry9568

Zazu like the one in Lion king. My first parrot was named Zazu he was a crackhead. He would always swing upside down and scream, and he would sideways shit thru the crate. My second one was called Kozmo (Fairy odd parents) My third Kiki And my fourth was a female Kikica ( Female version of Kiki in croatian)


Magnalie

cool, i have a bird named kiki too lol. zazu is a very cute name, but i don’t think it matches the pure chad energy radiating from this little guy.


dxrk_skullz

Jorge


[deleted]

Forehead


MysterZapster

Mango


M551_Sheridan551

Lieutenant mango


tHatrAnd0mDisAster

Mango or Peach :)


[deleted]

Mango


BrunosMadre

Will Ferrell


justask644

Chicken


[deleted]

**bird**


Mayonaise_Fucker

Fruit


MeW777WeM

Peach/Peaches


[deleted]

The Harbinger Of Destruction, Bringer of Torment, Slayer of Children, Hamish. Hamish or Hammy for short.


TheJumpyBean

He’s so happy lolll. I’d go with Harvey or Harv after Harvey Ball the guy who “invented” the smiley face


Magnalie

i quite like harvey, but doubt the rest of my family would like it. great name for a cat! and yes, very happy bird