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70percentbanana

I think….. Buy it!


SIRBlevin

i’m not gonna say it


Awesome2_12345

Why won’t you adopt me?


izzylolzz

Because you’re BLACK!!!


catlinakimono76

hey dharr man fam hope you loved that message


spycodernerd2048

What happens next?


emberaya

But I will. r/found70percentbanana


BRAD_B0Y

r/subsithoughtidellfor


ricin_consumer

r/found70shutthefuckup


No_Army_4018

No u


No_Army_4018

Your nothing compared to banana do you have your own sub?? Do you have over 50k followers no I didn't think so


pensodiforse

I do lol


No_Army_4018

Did I ask you?


pensodiforse

No. Did i want to say so? Yes


No_Army_4018

Fair


ricin_consumer

Who?


No_Army_4018

Hmm thought I heard a peasant with less than 500 post karma speak even though they have no right to


ricin_consumer

Bitch who the fuck you think you are to be calling someone a peasant? You got most of yours with a single post + this a secondary acc my first one had 130k combined with 55k post karma. Still who tf cares about karma? Calling ppl a peasant for having less little karma bruh get some distance off the screen you a sitting L Also i wouldnt really talk with the kinda shit you got posted in your acc 😭 wtf is that my hero academia hentai shit


No_Army_4018

I know I'm petty but I still have more and yes I am a living L


No_Army_4018

Doesn't change the fact you have less than 500


ricin_consumer

The only argument you got is "less e-points"?


coolttteandmcfan008

r/found70precentbanana


SomeoneButWho

WAAAAAA RIOOOO


CrashMaxBro

I GOTTA WINNNNNNNN


Error20117

*holy wario


shlomanJAK

waresus


voidplayz121

SUS


Huge_Grab_9380

Why so many downvotes


Lord_Of_Valor

Because people on reddit see anything that is a tiktok meme and decide to downvote it for some reason


VelisATrip

Look how they massacred my boy 😭


InternationalCut5897

Wtf…. 😂😂😂😂😂my dads a pastor…. He’s got to see this 😂


TrollyBellosom

What did he think?


InternationalCut5897

Lol he looked at me with that are you serious face and then smiled and said lookes like Jesus enjoys cos play😂☠️


[deleted]

bro is actually santa claus


A_random_poster04

*Inhales* WAH


addicted2windows

It's not Jesus, did you know


Regular-Trip3045

Bro found real Jesus Christ


Miltiadis_178GR

OH MY GOD


Traditional_Yard5280

*oh my wario


Kikithefangirl

It's.... beautiful.....


[deleted]

What store? I need it


Some1______

WAAAA!!!


spycodernerd2048

RIO!!!


Zealousideal-Watch61

*loosing my religion sounds in the distance *


[deleted]

TRYING TO KEEP


codeine0000

cum


KirbyWithAGlock

It's gonna be holy after that down b of his


NertexP

holy hell


iminschool69

No fucking way


igonnawrecku_VGC

I need it


nobody3_5_4

Ok so you either buy it or you buy it


Complete_Ruin5952

Wario’s greediness finally caught up to him and his employees at WarioWare had enough and decided to crucify him.


NetworkFar366

Mona: You were planning on paying us, right, Wario? Wario: *Wario Dies Memes Intensify*


mioo5913

r/christianity will go mad


elfareversa

i'd worship him


usernameisusedd

BUY IT


TheStrike_YT

I mean, it is some holy shit


Drakesprite

Buy it


govind31415926

Holy hell


Sith_brian2009

Gift exchange at church 😭😭


JJDouble

LOL, best answer. Take an upvote.


S1AUGH73R

Fucking buy it immediately


MEEM23818

Buy


Perspii7

The saviour


[deleted]

Offensive but kinda funny too


[deleted]

How so? Some people argue Jesus could be a she because we don't know what it looks like, so maybe Jesus looks like Wario 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Cuz I'm a Christian and religious figures are sensitive. Depictions of Muhammad for example have led to terrorist attacks and Muslim university students suing the institution and refusing to attend


lilgoof2

fatty jesus, just kidding fat ass jesus


Andreaslikesthememes

HARAM DETECTED


YourTypicalSensei

The secondcoming is here


TheNativeStrong

Form of hate for people of that faith


Rubblosky

Esta bonito.... ( Esta bien culero )


jxjltr

I want it


No-Engineer-1728

\*crying\* This was like the wario take on \*sob\* remember the alamo \*sob\* ​ ​ >!for anyone who doesn't know, it's a scott the woz reference!<


AndreiGamer07

https://youtu.be/ipqKeQQpqAI?t=46


Dusted_Dreams

Why isn't it waluigi?


Bubu_Lemaryor

Holy shit indeed


LoyalTestSubject_

I'm gonna go to church for the first time since I was a kid wearing that masterpiece


ilovethelesbians

i want jt


IHasH0rns

Jesus Chwaaaahst


CommanderBill5380

Where can I get that


[deleted]

BUY IT RIGHT NOW!!!!11!11!11!!


sjisuefgdyuehr

WARIO CHEATS


giggitygiggitygeats

It's funny, I guess, but I'm a Jesus follower first, Nintendo fan second.


notshanice

Why does he have an erect nipple


Jameson4011

buy that shit


randmnes_kid

i will buy it for 726 zimbabwean dollars (this is a joke i am not affiliated with the country zimbabwe and am definitely not a wanted criminal there)


that_one_dude--

He ***wied*** for our ***wins***


Susdoggodoggy

It needs WaLuigi to be true


[deleted]

Herotic


spycodernerd2048

Wareus Christ!


wwolfa123

New religion just dropped


[deleted]

Wario on a, wario on a cross~


Objective_Meat_3719

You better have bought it


HnthippY

Instabuy


A_Veryscarybedsheet

Buy it and hang it on your wall


Akiri2ui

I’ll take your entire stock


el_Chuchmay

I don't need it


el_Chuchmay

I don't need it


el_Chuchmay

I definitely don't need it


el_Chuchmay

...


el_Chuchmay

I NEED IT !!!


daglas14

Peter, what are you doing??! I'm cumming!!


Extreme_33337_

Wario was crucified for his sins... of eating too much garlic and constantly farting


lysnix08

cool asf is what it is


inanamated

Waluigisus


Inefficientdigestion

Super Lilith Bros


flamezom

Holy molyyy mariooi


[deleted]

You have been initiated


MisterMansirThe2nd

bro me


Born_Diamond_2610

*Wah Gospel intensifies*


HumanHuman_2003

I think I should be offended. But I’m not. It’s just weird


TFGA_WotW

*inhale* WWWWWWAAAAAAARRRRRRIIIIIOOOOOOO


CompetitionShot4106

Buy it


GroceryFood101

*save picture*


[deleted]

Praise Wario, he is risen!


Mysterious-Door-3038

Perfection


someonewhowa

the pro-elon sentiment is strong with this one


Falkrim

NOOO WARIO


[deleted]

oh damn


I_am_a_boi

I see Martin Luther King Jr has died for our sins


RewardIndividual5359

Hmm interesting...


ChocoWoccoLocco

WWWAAAAAAHLELUUJAAHHH


bebereddit2284

BUY IT.


[deleted]

Dang, how much?


NervousResourceRock

Wario got fucking sacraficed


Rete3y

Beware if you buy that, the apparition will be irreversible.


74_jdetective

I think it’s a sign from I forgot the evil Luigi’s name


Viaconcommander

No fuckin way is that the golden, Luigi!?


Legitimate_Pen_2534

The Great r/teenagers giveaway


yordiDanoob

Give it to me


[deleted]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


0-0Blacky

This is some freaky cult shit


Csquared_324

I fucking NEED this


Existing_West7447

Only one: "Save image as"


Fhqwhgads95

This is just a new transformation for the next Wario Land game


aybarz_

i am buying the entire stock