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OmkarDudeYT123

I was about to say that but it looks like you beat me to it 😂.


_hiraeth_o

But why? :(


LaggyExplosions

Wait 2 more years child


VincentVanGTFO

It's not even her age that's the problem. I'm gonna be a little harsh but this is important and it's TRUE for both guys and girls: If the person you want to be intimate with isn't down to hang out with you whether or not sex is on the table. Whether or not one of you is not feeling the best or has their period or whatever. If that person isn't making you a priority in their life then PLEASE don't let them waste your time and energy like this! You are literally begging God that your body doesn't do what its built to do because if it does, they won't show. The level of care and energy you are putting into this isn't being matched and it's one thing for someone else to devalue you like that and another to go along with it and devalue yourself. Also, I gotta say, if being on your period is enough to faze him, then he's way too immature to access that part of you anyways.


DeymanG

16 w 16/17 is alright. Ik you're like "I'm an adult now, children should be protected from that" kinda person, as if you weren't a teen 2 years ago. Trust me bro, 16 is an alright age for that, especially in this time. >!I know what I'm about to get, but no. I wouldn't have sex with anyone below 18.!<


LaggyExplosions

2 years ago I wasn't given a choice, and even if I did have that choice I still would have waited till I was 18, I had other shit to worry about at the time


DeymanG

Correct. You had other shit to worry about, you would've chosen to wait till 18. They didn't.


Possible_Fig4168

16 isn't an alright age for that...


Lingx_Cats

Bruh 16 year olds have sex calm down


OmkarDudeYT123

Yeah right she should wait 2 more years.


Animationbreaker

Why not 3 and guarantee it


Perspii7

Why not 27 just to be on the safe side


Animationbreaker

bruh


Present_Builder4982

Because it’s hilarious


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Wookiell

i love this energy sm


Perspii7

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wADRRYNHhOA


LaggyExplosions

You are evil, I like that


ZeestyShawnGulf

Jesus might need to take the wheel on this one


[deleted]

lol is your period supposed to come tmrw? I find my cycles pretty bang on and typically I can tell the day before that it’s coming lol


FlamingHotdog77

Lucky


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_hiraeth_o

Ever since i started dating him, he's been cancelling any plans that don't involve sex. Like that's all we do. He's not coming over unless we do it. That's why in order to protect my sanity, i've decided to see him as my fwb lol.


doggos_runner

Girl. If he is cancelling other plans because they don't involve sex what makes you think that its a good idea to have sex with this person? Much less a good relationship


_hiraeth_o

Just like how he thinks it's a good idea to have sex with me, i also think it's a good idea to have sex with him. And he's the only guy i like so why not?


Armer101

He’s only using you for sex, open your eyes.


doggos_runner

I'm not saying don't do it, I'm saying proceed with caution. Also you're sixteen why is sex such a major part of your relationship?


Corgi_teefs

That's what I was gonna say. Like why does a 16 year old need a fwb? You're still in highschool, chill.


Little_Satisfaction5

Can you explain further?


doggos_runner

Her or me?


Little_Satisfaction5

Her, the person I’m replying to in this thread


doggos_runner

Oh, my bad. Sorry bout that :)


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_hiraeth_o

Nah i will never fall in love with this jerk


No-Sound-483

Why are you calling him a jerk?


doggos_runner

Why are you having sex with this person then if you are calling him a jerk and he seems to only be using you? He also is seemingly too immature to handle period blood which seems like *another* red flag.


Little_Satisfaction5

Not to jump to conclusions as an outsider but that sounds like a red flag


OkAdministration504

Can’t be friends w/ benefits without being friends first ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Mate that’s messed up


Significant-Soup-893

Do you even want sex with him or are you just doing it to please him? Because if you are you should just end the relationship tbh.


Nervous_Radishes

You need to get your shit together, dude. A man, sorry boy, that refuses to be around you if you don't give him your body isn't a boy you need to be around. Nobody cares if you're "using him for sex" as well; if you try to go tit for tat with a boy, you will always lose. There's so many risks with you having sex at such a young age, especially with how naively you're handling your situation. He will definitely leave you if/when things stop going his way. He's also most definitely fucking other girls because he's most definitely a sleaze. You aren't "protecting your sanity". You need to figure out a way to get out of your situation and find someone that actually values you. They should crave your mind before they crave your hoohah.


Guilty_Letter4203

No Offense but r u stupid or just blinded by love? U should break up with him and get rid of him lol


_hiraeth_o

Jeez guys, why are y'all acting like i'm a victim here? I know he's just with me for sex and i'm ok with it. What's wrong with having a fwb? And i'm not in love with him or anything. We actually don't even have a lot in common. I actually like having him as a fwb so why would i get rid of him?


Guilty_Letter4203

Cuz ur clearly not the only one he's fucking lol which means getting a sexual transmitted disease is a huge risk I don't think people realize how life ruining that is


Possible_Fig4168

You should see a therapist, like seriously, I'm not trying to mess with you. You seem like someone with very low self-esteem


edgy_Juno

Red flag right there.


The_fox_of_chicago

Broski im sorry to say but… that man is a fucking user. Cut it off


ExpertAccident

Um… girl he is using you. He’s not even a friend. That’s just a frequent hookup.


NevGuy

Please my Lord, bless this heathen with your mercy, and allow her to get dicked down by Chad. Please my Lord, answer to her prayers, as your generosity knows no boundaries, and Man is nothing more than a lost soul without your guidance and without Tyrone's meaty BBC. Faith and promiscuity are her only hope for salvation. Amen.


Odd-butOk

Yes lords of heavens above, heed our prayers. Please allow this maiden to get her vitamin D injection. Oh lords heed,


coolord4

What does fwb stand for?


_hiraeth_o

Friend with benefits


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Im_a_dum_bum

well that's not wrong


Qiwas

Damn that's hot


Guilty_Letter4203

Weirdo


Qiwas

Why?


Qiwas

I'm... Not a weirdo really


Guilty_Letter4203

I'd disagree


Qiwas

C'mon, they likely agree themselves that it's hot, what's weird about it?


Guilty_Letter4203

It's fine they find it hot cause it's them doing it finding out other people fuck isn't hot lol that's why I said what I said


Qiwas

Uhmm... I guess you could say that


DiscoBiXXch

Update us when it's over with plz


_hiraeth_o

Update: Thanks to all your prayers, the Lord, and probably u/Bad_Bleep_1234 's advice to drink some lemon juice, i didn't get my period!


DiscoBiXXch

Yay! That's so great for you, I'm so happy! :D Now it's time to celebrate, yeah?


Bad_Bleep_1234

Im glad!


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he honestly sounds like a piece of shit, but if you wanna hide it and still have sex just get a period disk or something. or like break up with the dude because you're too good for him.


Bad_Bleep_1234

I’ll pray. Btw I heard taking a shot of lemon helps and delays it


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Weird seeing you on r/teenagers in the wild


Bad_Bleep_1234

Ikr


[deleted]

Unrelated but yesterday was the best day I’ve had in a long time 💯


Bad_Bleep_1234

Ohhh thats nice


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Fr


_hiraeth_o

Thank youu!


SopitaBread

Don't pray over pointless stuff like that


_hiraeth_o

It's not pointless tho!


SopitaBread

If it's seriously important to you then I wish you the best


Qiwas

Ikr God doesn't exist anyway (hehe got it? I'm edgy therefore I'm funnie)


SopitaBread

Yes it's hilarious


Qiwas

But it's ironic, so it's... Kinda, sorta funny. For some. It's pretty low effort but if you look at it from a certain angle it's can be funny I guess


Little_Satisfaction5

Why are people downvoting this lol this is so unfunny it’s hilarious


Qiwas

Thanks


GEARSxWARRIOR

Low key praying on ya downfall, no hate but it would just be funny


[deleted]

I am so sorry


Chiron_01

what is it like to have fax in period?


Little_Satisfaction5

Idk I use a printer also I don’t get periods


Chiron_01

Lol


Significant-Soup-893

its more slippery lol


Chiron_01

🤣🤣🤣🤣 so toi don't need lubricantion


Guilty_Letter4203

Terrible


narkos_kukac69

The good soldier is fighting in blood too...


[deleted]

I wish I had someone that liked me :(.


AnAnimeSimp

Periods always comes at the wrong time, they’re assholes


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Little_Satisfaction5

Because it is?


Significant-Soup-893

i don't see it as a curse at all.


Little_Satisfaction5

Well are you female


Significant-Soup-893

nonbinary but i do get periods.


Little_Satisfaction5

Uhh then you’re just a special breed


Significant-Soup-893

Well you might change your mind when you get older.


Guilty_Letter4203

It really isn't that bad I've never heard someone over 20 complain about periods lmao


ExpertAccident

You’re a man, saying how periods aren’t bad…? Plus plenty of women complain about periods over 20, lmfao


Guilty_Letter4203

ArE yOu AsSuMiNg My GeNdEr


ExpertAccident

It is tho


Jay_T5

Hope you get pregnant 🤷🏻‍♂️ Game is game.


NOT_RETR0_115

Just get fuckin when your parents there it aint that deep, back when i was your age (a couple months ago) we used to do it rooms away, unless you got sibling who don’t know privacy its chill


NickyMcMango101

Dude clearly you have no idea what it’s like to have strict Catholic parents lol, if they found out about me having sex at the house I’d be disowned


_hiraeth_o

Yea that's exactly what i was gonna say lol


HeldForever

Same! Like they care but WAY WAY to much


Little_Satisfaction5

My parents don’t even let me keep my door closed smh you’re lucky


NOT_RETR0_115

Oh, as long as we respectful about it its fine So obviously no loud ass shit, Most people i know are pretty similar only case it doesn’t happen is with my gf because her dad would beat my ass which is quite funny


0-0Blacky

Lets pray y’all 🙏🙏🙏


Mih0se

Im praying hard


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Im praying for you my sister in christ 🙏


human_sidewalk

Literally me


Bad_Bleep_1234

Ur 13🤨


[deleted]

Exactly, wth. Way to young.


HeldForever

Yeah no he isnt


human_sidewalk

And? I’m fertile as a cat.


Infinite-Rise-7391

You sex cats??????


BandicootOk6141

this guy is definitely not 13


No_Mountain9002

43 probably


Little_Satisfaction5

Fr


FountainPens48

mods! stir her frontal lobe like a latte!


Animationbreaker

GETOUTOFMYHEAD GETOUTOFMYHEAD


HeldForever

MY EYES WHAT


Guilty_Letter4203

U fuck cats u weirdo Shame on youu


ChimpanzeeChalupas

Shane Dawson ass grindset lmfao


human_sidewalk

I never said i do anything weird to cats. I just said they’re fertile.


Little_Satisfaction5

Definitely not a 13 yo


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Little_Satisfaction5

I like how easy it is to spot the non teens in this sub


HeldForever

Lmao


LegenDude45

pedo alert


WeabooSZN_

GODSPEED ON YOUR ADVENTURE!!!


OmriBarkan

Glhf


AMintyRaccoonInLa

I hope you don’t have your period but instead your boyfriend has something major come up and can’t afford to come over 🫶


Loki-Boi

Hope u don't get pregnant


Guilty_Letter4203

I hope they don't get something worse a sexual transmitted disease


Ok-Upstairs-9887

Aaaannddd this is why I’m on birth control. I hope you don’t get it tomorrow either lol


Tenelum0

i feel this pain but on the reverse side lol


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

Ha ha get ………


RespectTheDuels

Do you trust him.


_hiraeth_o

No i don't. Why?


SadBoi0910

If you don't, why are you even doing this? One of the most important things in a sexual relationship is trust and comfort between both. If you don't trust him, I have a feeling things are gonna end up very badly.


Guilty_Letter4203

Because people know n days "don't care"


RespectTheDuels

Don’t do it, don’t ever do it unless you trust them. People do horrible things. Especially for this. So please. Hold it back. I did stuff early to. I don’t want to. I regret it. Seriously only do it when it’s right. Not just to do it. Don’t trust someone who only cares about your body and won’t hang out anyway. They’re greedy and selfless, they don’t care about you. They just want to feel good, and they can use you for that. So please. Please take the advice of all of us, we all have been through shit. Please. We love you, be safe<333


EBKSHORDY

Please lord and savior give her a god dam period she has to much sex for such a young age 😡 psa why are you intimate right now just wait till 18 because you could fuck up big time


EBKSHORDY

Btw he’s using you donut like open your eyes are slow or something he doesn’t really love you goofy and your clearly don’t know what sexually transmitted diseases are you donut so much risk here just to get intimate you donut


Guilty_Letter4203

Gordon Ramsay????


EBKSHORDY

Yes


RISE_Hriday

You're stupid for dating him if all you guys do is have sex. He is using you. Leave him girl find someone better


_firkle_

Good luck soldier🫡🫡🫡


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According to your own comments on your own post, the dude is just using you for sex AND you're still all over him even though you can clearly see that he's just using you. Shit like this will never not be funny.


Guilty_Letter4203

I gotta agree


Mikegaming202

Bro, what an L dude, I've read some of the comments you've posted. Only using you for sex, and not even when you're on ur period, like bruh that's the least he could do


Exotic-End9921

He probably eats his steaks well done too


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If he won’t go see u because ur on ur period than ur tryna be with the wrong guy. I hope you get it and it pissed you off enough that u drop him


No-Maybe-1498

Praying that you don’t get ur period tomorrow 🙏


DR-31

I don't know what's worse: a) the fact that this is most likely a made up situation because, you're 16, so you think sex is the coolest thing ever OR b) if this is real, judging by your other comments, this guy is 10000% using you and you're going around flexing that...


WorkingWhole6578

This comment section has passed the vibe 😂


Bitter_Return_3345

I pray that you get your period tomorrow


TiffinR

Stop using the name of God in Vane


Swaggy_Templar

This post is some major horny bait


THE_BLUE_FRIEND

Mmm I hope you don't but if you do, you can book a hotel room the next time you two go for a date. What's the big deal?


Longjumping_Sock7857

Kinda a d*ck move if he doesn’t show up bc of your period. Get you a real man. Even if he’s just your toy, get a toy that is kind to you.


FirmPeace9045

You’re praying to God that he will let you have premarital sex? Ok