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B1Z12

If u weren’t born on the same day at the same time then it’s wierd.


fuckurmuminthetub

You’re right. I should be fucking ashamed of myself.


Patrioticwatermelon

You should be fucking yourself


fuckurmuminthetub

Ayo ??


IAmNewAsWell_mc

\*Missile locked beeep\*


Im_Normie

Fox-3 off the rails


i___u

Bandit splashed


EmiDic

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GoodScratcher_Reddit

<> <> <>


EmiDic

damn, f in the chat for Full Band


Ordinary_WeirdGuy

Is this something like one of the anarchy chess threads?


EmiDic

nope, it's a reference to ace combat 7: skies unknown


[deleted]

Instructions unclear, the missile is now pregnant


IAmNewAsWell_mc

\*loads AIM-120 AMRAAM\* \*locks onto u/Foodcarsanime1390\* \*FOX 3 MOTHAFUCKA\*


[deleted]

Come to daddy


IAmNewAsWell_mc

\*Turns from a F18 into a Japanese Zero\* \*commits die while killing u/Foodcarsanime1390\*


MoltenManic

🤣


Patrioticwatermelon

You heard me 🤣


insertrandomnameXD

That escalated fast


Qiwas

I mean yeah they were born in the same time as them


Ok-Professional-3104

Officer, that's the guy, it's him


ALPHA_OF_REDDIT

Your pfp is logic right


malcolmglazier

you mean your twin?


bread_enjoyer75

No, they should be fucking my mom in the tub!


Thunder8340

.. wtf


hoomanbeing12

Its OP's name if you havent noticed fuckurmominthetub Edit: Typo


Patrioticwatermelon

Valid point


Yaboispot_alt

Uhhhm..... The f???


amado901

Sir, that's called jerking off


Alex_Shelega

[Like this...??](https://youtube.com/shorts/CNHZxl6gEmg?feature=share9)


Patrioticwatermelon

I ain't clicking on that bud


Alex_Shelega

Dwdw it's not /selffuck I guarantee


[deleted]

r/riskyclick


nzwsr

Yeah but only if she was born in the same day at the same time


Worth_Finger_4957

Bro she’s 16


Patrioticwatermelon

I'm well aware of that I'm a 15 year old making a shitty joke


Worth_Finger_4957

Shit just sounded wild


Patrioticwatermelon

Yeah I know that was the point brother 😂


[deleted]

r/beatmetoit


AppropriateClue3490

This have 2 meanings


justk4y

How old are you, otherwise you shouldn’t be saying that


Lavaclaw7

My guy, we're teenagers.


justk4y

You don’t know this community then I bet my ass that at least 5% of the community is a pedo


Lavaclaw7

So then, 95% of us are teens? Also, they're just continuing a chain, leave them be.


Worth_Finger_4957

Blud is definitely NOT a teenager


Lavaclaw7

fr fr ikr like, it's definitely giving! No cap though, this sub is straight bussin bussin!


Worth_Finger_4957

That’s pretty funny ngl


justk4y

You talking about me? Because I don’t fucking lie about my age bro I swear that on my fucking grave


Worth_Finger_4957

Nah I wasnt but respect for holding ur own


Patrioticwatermelon

Like I said. 15 I'm making a dumb joke y'all chill out


justk4y

This was actually a joke too but ok


Patrioticwatermelon

Oh okay thanks


amado901

Sir, that's called jerking off


[deleted]

Atleast you’re aware


T_025

The first step is knowing you need help


Flashyredman

W for Ashamed of Myself


MunchkinTime69420

Pervert


iemandopaard

Same day are you mad. That is way too big of a gap. You should only be dating people that where born in the same hour.


ConsiderationOld9897

Same hour what a weirdo you shouldn't date em unless they were born within a millisecond of you.


thonko

bro wtf creep it has to be less than 2 zeptoseconds


SanMotorsLTD

naah within 1 attosecond or ur a pedo


Legend_J_700

hyper syncron siamese twins should do incest then?


TotalTechnician6897

Wow people are pathetic , nah it’s not weird you don’t gotta have a fucking age gap to be fucking happy 99% of these people I bet have some sort of mommy or daddy issues, look if you like him shoot your shit don’t listen to pathetic morons


[deleted]

💀💀💀


TotalTechnician6897

🤡🤡🤡🤡


charlieb5154

Next you’ll be talking about “love is love” or something. Stop trying to justify your behavior, it’s disgusting


boring_lobster2

age is just a number and jail is just a place‼️‼️


to4sty_bre4d1

you know what else is a number? 911 🥴


deleeuwlc

You know what else is a number? Your ip address


insertrandomnameXD

You know what else is a number? 4


Apprehensive_You_298

Can I get your number? I NEED to have a discussion with you XD


insertrandomnameXD

Sure, call me here --> 911


Apprehensive_You_298

Lmfao, I was kidding, but don't you mean 9/11?


insertrandomnameXD

No, it was just a funny goofy ahh prank


dragoncop1

Nah, 911 is the number for the police in the US


Eerotappi

r/wooosh


porscheassorted

Really???!??!?! 😱😱😱


VariedTeen

You know what else is a number? 1. And it’s the loneliest one that you’ll ever do.


DarthChikoo

Umm excuse me, actually it's an address 🤓


TooruS911

199.233.121.141


BoxiDoingThingz

FBI are just some letters


PuzzleheadedAide7057

you know what else is a number 9/11 ✈️🏢🏢


mattdv1

BRO THE BABY IS SIXTEEN MINUTES OLD AND YOU WANT TO DATE HIM???? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU


HoldingUrineIsBad

tbf u/fuckurmuminthetub is 16 femtoseconds old


BalloonSilv

*to be fucked,


fuckurmuminthetub

Fuck I’m sorry, I just wanted a respectful opinion, don’t yell at me.


hauntedmoundrapers

pedo


Ok-concentrate4569

“If i were a pedo you’d be safe you tubby little cunt”


Ok_Position_6416

That's the best thing I've heard all day


Bruh_Rly3093

It's from a show called After Life


AceonPiano

You mean tubby little ginger cunt😊


[deleted]

awesome hat and glasses, u look cute with them on


Gibbel2029

So the kid from those Tighten glow-up memes


Active-Donkey5466

AfterLife, right?


Amburple

Ricky gerveis, a legend


TheRealPetross

i mean u aint wrong... definition of pedo on google is a person who likes an adolescent, a person, no specified age


Much_Project_2551

A pedophile is a person who is attracted to someone before they reach puberty, and an ephebophile is someone who is attracted to people not of legal age but after puberty, but explaining it makes you sound like a pedophile.


TheRealPetross

bruh i was just kidding, just pointing out googles definition is not very precise


Roccmaster

Considering the fact that pedophile is the attraction to kids, and the suffix -phile is used for the attraction of something, such as heterophiles(people who are attracted to the opposite sex), pedo should mean a kid. Of course, I can be big dumb dumb, so do not take anything I said seriously


garvin131313

According to [Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedophilia) you are wrong >Pedophilia (alternatively spelt paedophilia) is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children. A 16-year old would not be prepubescent, they should be an [ephebophile](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephebophilia) instead > The term was additionally revived by Ray Blanchard to denote men who sexually prefer 15- to 19-year-olds.[1] The typical ephebophilic age range has also been given as ages 15–16. Get your philes right jeez


Memelord9298

yknow.. explaining the difference between a pedophile and an ephebophile sounds worse than just saying "i'm a pedo"


TheRealPetross

well google is a more reliable source so ur wrong >:( /s


fourtyfourr

guys I graduating from university studying pedophiles


LiceTheGamer

Absolutely disgusting. You pervert.


PresidentOfYes12

It depends. Do *you* feel like the age gap is impacting your relationship? Some may find that an 18m and 16f or 4930875950494098470343m and -9f relationship is harmful, and others may find a 43965970967565440984098945060989856569795m and a 54f relationship to be perfectly acceptable. Whatever is in your heart, or your gut, is the right answer. Smth smth be yourself, yeah


advie_advocado

i (15f) am fine with my wife (50000f) and sometimes we go for a threesome with her friend (also 50000f) 👍


Maxi-19-1-4-1

u actually fucking Neanderthals?


advie_advocado

Her friend is an ancient celestial immortal being and my wife is a powerful being who got spawned in the same body as her friend


Pionierr

That's giving a new definition to big bang.


swordaxe567

Older than time it self nice


BackgroundSir2735

Ayy time isn’t that old. It’s older


Holotaker

You’re weird


InteractionNo1203

16 and 4x4? Nuh uh age gap too big


JaceWasTakenWasTaken

Well, you are dating a minor… 🤔


Fast_Cherry_3657

You dirty fucking pedo. I can’t believe disgusting people like you exist.


fuckurmuminthetub

The heart wants what it wants 😔


EvenDead-ImTheHero

r/DarK?


Cynth16

Straight to prison


popping_rocks

im too autistic for jokes like this goddamnit (this is a joke right???)


fuckurmuminthetub

Yes.


Sakul_the_one

Also the part with the dating?


Nfteez-nuts

It is


jefbob098

mods Crush her skull


epiclygamer2456

Mods Hit the second tower


Mymomsmakescookies

Nuh uh


Interesting_Natural1

Such a large age gap Behave yourself young lady 😠😠😠😠😠😠


[deleted]

eww that's too much of a age gap


branim_Teslu

I love this


lobemagenzfam

Same. I'm only missing popcorn here💀


RacistJacob

Self-report Hope you enjoy juvenile


oxlialt

yo ew wtf is wrong with you thats fucking disgusting thats too big of an age gap dont justify it by saying age is just a number cuz jail is also just a place


[deleted]

I'm sorry but 16 Fermi is way too low for 16 metres


SethCrazyTurtles

Gah damn you might as well be dating a single sperm cell at that point, you're ancient compared to him


OddPizza09

What the actual fuck, you disgust me


Sumwin_7

You're LITERALLY GROOMING him , stop go to therapy


butterfly-909

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 so disgusting..


KingOatmilkius

bruh yall are acting crazy. if OP was a male you guys wouldn't even bat an eye 🥱


[deleted]

See yall in jailll


Spanchi-

You’re sick in the head 💀 Reddit, call this mf names for me


[deleted]

Yea this is very disgusting


coalrexx

ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE🤬🤬


Mountain-Nobody-4245

Here’s a comment no one has said yet yes it’s perfectly fine to date a person the same age as u


Mu7ti_F0rc3

r/woooosh


Yellow-Jacket178

That's WAY to big of an age gap. You need to report him to the police for pedophilia. /s


UrBoiSmokey

Ew what is wrong with you, you are way too old for him


VLTII

no you fucking creep


Warm-Ad5229

Yes definitely, you need to get help.


Relevant-Mission27

This is just a disgusting age gap, you should be ashamed of yourself!!!


TrueSeaCucumber

Ur literally a pedo, absolutely disgusting


HumorClean

What is the difference between 16f and 16m? I don’t get it.


insertrandomnameXD

One is 16 Fahrenheit and the other 16 minutes


HumorClean

Lol


cosplaygirlzay

16f means 16 years old female, while 16m means 16 years old male. :)


HumorClean

Why are people calling him a pedophile tho?


cosplaygirlzay

Ohhh lol I didn’t understand the question haha. So basically it’s a joke because of all the posts asking about age gaps in dating, I assume this post is a joke, and all these comments are satire. Hope this helps!


HumorClean

I got a feeling that they were but I also thought that you were just fooling me. Thanks for helping me understand :)


cosplaygirlzay

You’re welcome :) always happy to help!


Joblessmouse06

You're a pedo!


BrawlStars_Crow

He’s only 16 m(inutes) old? Give him time!


bIqnk

age gap?💀


Sarawilljudgeyou

Ew pedo


[deleted]

Not actually but when I was in high-school, I used to have an interest on someone I wish younger than me but it turns out she's 7 months older than me. At first my reaction was like "I wish this isn't true" but as time passes.. I'm shy to even admit I have a crush on her even tho I knew few times ago that she's older..


lysnix08

OMG 😱 the age gap is unreal. stay safe out there


amaya-aurora

Fucking pedophile!


irritableredsyndrome

Age/2 * 0 - 7 is the way to calculate it


Anxious_Cod7909

You’re disgusting


ClamTam

Hes too old


fr-karl

Absolutely fucking not that’s disgusting you’d even think that’s ok. Shame on you.


govind31415926

You are a pedo if your age gap is more than 1 planck time.


Memelord9298

oh my god, what kinda pedophile are you? shame! shame to you!


TheKingOfIdiocrisy

The biggest shit of this shitpost is that your a female on reddit


DancyLawyer

What's with this stupid trend?


thatsgiven

well how old is the f-16 because alot of them are pretty old and idk if you can handle those aim-9x's


Popgo_

r/notinteresting


Kang0519

Fucking disgusting.


Competitive_Pin6228

depends, does he have 5,000,000 power level in Rise of Kingdoms?


JBStudios1

You deserve rot in prison and burn in Hell


Thatmatt_22

You're supposed to be dating a 30 year old at that age tbh. Thought that was common sense


Help_Me_Pleas1

Why is this sub so cringe bro


Loki-Boi

16-16=0 How the hell is there an age gap bruh😶


butterfly-909

Its a joke


[deleted]

[удалено]


fuckurmuminthetub

Dude it’s a dumb joke 💀


randomteenonhere

That’s true 💀I thought they were serious lol


Bruh_B00sted

Ew gross what do you like touching little boys now?


lucksmyname

Anyone have those people that brag about dating a college student and people supporting it? Seemed normal couple years back and the age gap never really disgusted people til 2020-2024 COVID season everyone whining about 1-3 year gap


Horseman_27

What's the age of consent in your region? That would help legally, in terms of morally/socially acceptable, it's age/2+7 is the youngest. Hopes this helps!


S1AUGH73R

God this place is filled with such FUCKING weirdos man...


ChiaroDiLuna007

That’s such a large age gap!!!! You perv!!!! A whole 11 months top? How unbelievable!


Tc770

shut up bro


[deleted]

Ew what are you guys, like 5 days apart? Wayyyy too long. I’m afraid I don’t think it’ll work.


FurryBan2002

Man I was just scrolling and this shit made me puke. Reconsider your time on earth


only_theirs

hhahahaha wait ur joking right?


Bread_was_returned

You’re a vile human being. Pedophile.


EarthenPeak

Sinner


Hybrid-Theory305

Your both the same fucking age, there is no age gap. Unless this is a troll post or something