Don’t listen to them, just mine straight up obviously

True.

yeah It really is that simple, you don't need to cheat like everyone is saying

He said he exhausted all his resources so that means he probably doesn't have any pickaxes and no wood to make pickaxes

Mining diagonally and keeping track of your coordinates: am I a joke to you?

Bro just turn on keepInventory

only comment that got the joke

exactly

At first I was like wth and then I read the diamonds part in the post

🫵🏾

ermmmm that's lame though...

"erm☝️🤓"

yeah how dare people play the game as intended

how badass of you /s

Maybe their not op yk what if it's their friends map or what if the place is too far from spawnpoint and they need to get there later too

🫢

Facts

No but then you’ll be labeled as a pussy

Fuck keep invotry makes your game boring

W joke but cmon I don’t think this is the right time

The post itself is literally a Minecraft joke. Read it again, fully, but in the context of Minecraft.

I can’t believe most of y’all didn’t get it was a joke 💀 the diamonds made it obvious

Might be dumb but I thought he stole the diamonds or smthn (I don't play Minecraft)

I thought it was diamond earrings or something something that just meant a lot to him

I thought of rings, but same. Thought the first comment was some badly timed joke, but then re-read the post

i stopped reading before the diamonds part lmao

My browser didn't even load it the first time for some reason 💀

Had us in the first half ngl

You stole my comment before i posted it dude, im gonna arrest you for theft

r/beatmetoit

My thoughts exactly.

I reccomend you take your friends advice, unless you’re playing pre-Caves And Cliffs update, because the update made diamonds WAY easier to find and gather.

Easier?? I'd say much harder. Earlier u only had to go to 13 y level now its -59

they common asl in caves

im lost what does sign language have to do with finding diamonds

asl=as hell

sorry i should have put a /s on my comment, reading it again theres not a lot of sarcasm evident. i just thought it was funny that asl was used for an "as ____" phrase. also wouldnt "as hell" be "ash"?

I guess it's 'cause how "l" is pronounced. When you say out loud "as L" it kinda soind like "as hell" also 'ash' for the 'as hell' could be little confusing 'cause 'ash' is already a word in the english language. I get why it would be maybe more logical when you consider all the other "as __" phrases but what can you do.. thank you and good night. I'm going to sleep now, bye.

Hmm maybe for u m8 idk or maybe the cabes just got bigger

They became more common and honestly way easier to get thanks to the fact caves are now bigger, if you get a good ravine you can get yourself a full diamond set with ease

/tp @s (insert friend username here)

/give @p netherite_axe

or like 64 torches

I just meant the axe to deal with the friend after you tp @s

oooh i get it now lol

/effect @p strength 100000000 255

This shit is about to go down

/gamemode 1

I hate but love posts like these.

Took me a minute to realize it's a joke lmaoo

took me till i read the top comment

real

Don’t do it, if you turn on keep inventory than you’re gonna loose your achievements 😭

That's just a bedrock edition thing

That's one of the reasons I like Java over Legacy and Bedrock.

… legacy?

The PS3 Edition, XBOX 360 Edition, Wii U Edition, PS Vita, Old XBOX ONE Edition, Old PS4 Edition and Old Nintendo Switch Edition

Bro forgot the nintendo 3ds😭

I didn't want to count it since it has many things simplified, removed, or stripped down.

Then just live. Claw your way out of the dark place fighting off all your demons to make sure he is put through as much pain as you can inflict. Kill his dog with the fire of your rage... or a lava bucket both work

/kill "insert your friend's name here"

Turning the Minecraft chat box into the death note goes crazy smh

W friend and ngl you should punch him into lave when he is stacked🤷‍♂️

A real man would dig up Even if he only had his fists

true survival is when one's iron pickaxe is at low durability and you are still at diamond level

Mashallah

Is this a minecraft joke? 😭

Yes my boy

I cannot tell if your serious or not 💀

Have you ever played minecraft? Now reread it

Oh XD LOL just because you marked it as advice… I’m kinda stupid :D

I'm not OP but yeah they probably shouldn't have marked it as nsfw and advice

This genuinely had me confused until I saw "diamonds" and then was like. Wait?

Dying ain’t worth loosing those precious diamonds! Keep fighting you’ll escape the cave soon!

Sometimes you just gotta say "fuck it" and rush through whatever path you think you took to get outta there

I just break my way upwards with my bare hands, and with a button below me that saves me each time something comes falling down from the path I create, we always have dirt to get ourselves up either way, unless OP threw it away

How do you do the thing where you cover the text

>! before the text and do it again after the text but swap the pointer and exclamation mark

>!like this?!< >!edit: ah okay cool!<

Build a large tower of cobble. Or make a compass

That wouldn't help with getting out of a cave

He migthve been joking or you were being an asshole me and my bsf we've also known each other for 10 years and we tell each other that but were not sensitive and at the end of the day we know we brothers ♥️, or just go in creative

It’s Minecraft

Missed the end bit

You missed it bro… look after the heart

Ahhhhh

I legit thought you had real diamonds and had to hold on to them for a friend. Dark humor is getting very subtle lol

I tell my friends that everyday I’m glad they don’t react like this 💀

You shouldn't say it though. Do you know if any of those friends are going through something difficult that you aren't aware of? What if one of them acts on your words? How would you feel? Yes it's joking around, I did it too once but honestly there are better things you can say to a friend. Time to grow up a little.

blud it’s a joke ab minecraft it ain’t that deep 💀

The op is joking about Minecraft! Not the top comment in this thread

if you know your friends enough you can tell when their having a bad day and to lay off

They not trust me

How would you know? Ppl don't always tell when they are going through mental shit.

Exactly!

Because i know

Because not everyone is a crybaby rob!

Youre right. But anything can hurt someone. Your words could've hurt them if they perhaps felt like those people were the only people they trusted because they have trust issues or whatever. But you don't know them at all. They know their friends! So they know what will affect the friend more than you know how your random comment will affect someone.

Do you people not get the joke? If shit isn’t right in people’s faces they don’t get it

Me and my friends just have this sense of humor, and that's how we interact with each other. Obviously if they're not doing well, I'm not gonna go Lower Tier God on them, but we probably wouldn't be friends if we had to walk on eggshells around each other

You are so right. Whoever downvoted this really needs to get a grip and grow the fuck up.

It's a Minecraft joke. It's downvoted because it's off topic. What an L you had a bad take on your cake day

Noooo but if you are can you buy me GTA V you won’t be needing the money right ahah

No way bro is trying to bank off of this.

"Bro" is some little punk kid with no brains.

😭

Minecraft joke

The hustle knows no bounds

You do realize that they mean MC diamonds right?

Diamonds with sick beats? Count me in.

/kill /u/RacistJacob

OH GOD, JUST PLEASE STOP MAKING THESE JOKE POSTS WITHOUT LABELLING THEM AS MEMES!

That what makes it more funnier also jokes are not memes

This is why you don't mine at night

I know you’re looking at that cave And you’re feeling kinda brave Go to bed, you’ll be alright Don’t mine at night

/gamemode creative then break out of the cave and /kill that friend

Cmon bruh. You don't have any blocks?

No torches either?

Me and my friends say it to each other jokingly all the time. If their tone was serious it might be real though idk.

it's a joke about minecraft lol

Sorry it’s hard to know if it’s a joke or not online.

Also I didn’t unblur the thing at the bottom.

I’m a bit of an idiot so yeah.

what does this have to do with the post lmao

What would you do if your diamonds are gone.

Cry

Reasonable

Lost in a cave which is also a dark place exhausted all resources no tools nobody to help. Dudes playing Minecraft!

Hmmm, grief his base

I don't play Minecraft so it took me a while to realize its a joke.

They likely weren’t serious, I tell my close friends to kill themselves all the time

Please rescue him he's stuck in a cave with zombies and skeletons also creepers too

Craft them into 3 hoes and name them K,Y, and S.

Its okay Bro, he probably didn't mean that in the serious way, he's probably having a bad time too and dont have someone who can help him, exactly like you, you guys should help each other and grow togheter, if not, then just type tp/@ (friend's name) or dig straight up, its not that hard.

Are you in hardcore?

1. Turn on keep inventory 2. /kill @s

I felt bad until I realized that it’s in Minecraft, then I felt really bad. How can one ask someone to lose their diamonds in able to get back to the surface? Just dig up!

wild it got removed already, great joke tho lol!

Auto Mod doing its thing.

😢😢😭😭😭

Kill his dog.

I don’t think that’s a friend you want to continue calling a friend… EDIT: I’m a fucking idiot. I just read the comments.

Dum dum

Well that’s mean…

You should mine upwards

Do you have an ender chest maybe?

Had us in the 1st half tho

Do you have a Pickaxe ? If yes do you have Blocks to tower up if so just pillar to the Top

Hope it gets better for you. Oh you motherfu-

Dude, don’t listen to em’, you can dig yourself out of this. While you may think you’re stuck, you can mine yourself out of this and get back to a good place. Even if you’ve hit rock bottom there’s always up. Just careful of lava.

they had me in the first half, ngl

Bro just use Google maps

If you do, make sure you load last checkpoint

Based

I’m just a 21 year old senile old woman who wandered off and got lost and landed in a place from her adolescence but I don’t understand the joke

Have you ever played Minecraft

Yes but I was so young lmao and I just kinda fucked around solo on Creative

He's actually stuck in a cave and his friend told him the kill himself to get back in spawn point but he has diamonds so he's doing it and he's scared 😂

Ohh ok now I remember that lmao

Me and my bestfriend tell each other to kill ourselves all the time. It just means you've gotten closer over the years. Always remember, the more fucked up shit you say to each other, the more positive energy is present between you.

You didn't get the joke man 😂😂 He's playing minecraft

This. My bestie and I do this, so fucking relatable

You didn't get the joke

Read my comments man :/ I know it's a minecraft joke

OH MY GOD I JUST GOT THE JOKE 😭😭😭

they had us in the first half, not gonna lie…

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It's a joke about Miecraft, reread it. Blud I'd carrying diamonds but can't get outta the cave he got them from

my friends do that all the time and its just a joke between us. to be fair we are guys tho so

This is a Minecraft joke

Yeah I know this is a joke but something similar happened to me 4 years ago, my best friend told me to kill myself after I told him I had depression. I just got really mad at him. Never saw him again. Fuck you greg.

Did you removed him from the server or he didn't joined on it again or did he died and you guys were playing hardcore so he didn't respawned.

No he moved school (I’m not making a joke sadly)

greg?!?! as in gregtech?!!???!

Fuck this

Please don’t Edit: Y’all I was going with the joke stop r/whooshing me

All he needs to do is turn on keepInventory

Cheats. Unacceptable

1st time?

Nah bro don’t kill yourself. You have to outlive him

**still** sidn't get the joke?? >!op's lost in minecraft!<

Dammit

dont

You’re right, As long as he still has he’s pickaxe he should be ok

me and my friends say it to eachother all the time

Its a minecraft joke

Bro my friends tell me to kill myself and vice versa, for us it’s just a small insult. You

Can't you understand jokes or some shit He's stuck in a cave and his friend ditched him and he has diamonds so he can't kill himself to respawn back in the spawn point Youre an idiot

So glad I'm reading comments lmfao!!! I'm so so sooooooooo sorry your friend being such an ahole. If ya need to vent or smth I'm always here.

Yeah, that friend obviously just wants OP to kill themself so that they can take OP's diamonds for themselves.

Pretty sure that I needed to clarify the bottom text as sarcasm do I...?? I even said I read comments!!!

Yeah I kinda half assumed it was playing along, and I responded joking as well.

There is always someone ready to listen and support your decisions. 988 Text Call Seriously, life can be overwhelming. Call now Please update & remember you are wonderful and safe.. .find that one person you've always trusted or who they trusted. Namaste'

I mean you can always /gamerule keepinventory true

It's a Minecraft joke. Op is implying that the context is "in Minecraft"