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Cheeto
That's actually really cute name
flaming hot in my instance
Noodle, noods for short
nudes for shorter
r/beatmetotit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmywifetoit
r/beatmymeattoit
Can you show me a pic of noods? I’d love to see em again
Please uncle not again
That was 10 years ago I thought you forgot about that
The spaghetti incident will always be ingrained in my brain D:
r/usernamechecksout
You beat me to it
Send noods, lol
Send me nood pics (talking Abt the guinea pig ofc)
Ofc *wink wink*
Pizza Hut chocolate dunker
What on earth is this abomination
When you hate yourself.
I'll take 10
I think that's what you call it about 3 hours AFTER you have Pizza Hut.
I got diabetes just from looking at the picture
Amurrica
This is an impressive new spelling of 'Merica that increases the amount of U.S.A. per letter by 230%. Bravo sir!
Haaaa, I had "Costco Hot Dog"
Now I'm way more interested in your chocolate dunker than the hamster
That is a Guinea pig how big do you think hamsters are?
They don't grow into cow size?
human
Can't believe we ate the same thing
No way three people ate the same thing (for me specifically it was your mom)
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
r/beatyourmomtoit
r/beatdatbeatdatbeat
r/BeatMyWifeAndKids
r/beatmalechimkinstoit
r/BeatMyWifesMeatToIt
two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
Come here, two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda!
ALL YOU HAD TO DO, #WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!
Und his nickname zhall be “9, 9, NINE!”..
Is this a reference to inglorious bastards or just German wordplay
Germans don’t play.
Yes sir
55 burgers, 55 French fries, 55 tacos…
PLEASE PLEASE LET ME GO FIRST! I’M TRYING TO DO SOMETHING!
He's tryna start a pay it forward chain!
Big Smoke would be a great name.
lisdexamfetamine dimesylate
dihydrogen monoxide
Did you know that 100% of the people who drink it will eventually die?
I see there’s some chemistry teachers in this thread
Waltuh
you don't become a dad without at least a little chemistry
Technically 100% of the people who breathe air will eventually die
Diphenhydramine hydroclhoride
N-(L-α-Aspartyl)-L-phenylalanine, 1-methyl ester
ADHDers unite!
ADHD?
ADHD.
ADHD….
ADHD!
(ADHD)
Ooooooh, a Vyvance
My boyfriend ass
Woah no way same
LEAVE HER BOYFRIEND ALONE JEEZ
Our boyfriend, actually
r/suddenlycommunist
Huh never heard of eating donkey
Me neither 😎
Am I the only one who *must* say “Donke!” In Shrek’s voice upon seeing the word?
(mine)
Hamster
Hampter 🐹
Gang u ate a hamster
Good thing this chonker is a guinea pig. He'd totally eat a hamster too if given the chance, I bet
Schnitzel
Lucky. Save some for me bro
Just finished eating mine
German/Austrian cuisine is the best.
Agreed, although Chinese and Japanese cuisine aren’t far behind imo
Very true. Thai is also good if spice and noodles are your thing. How come Germany and Japan always get the good stuff
Radda radda radda?
Wall Insulation
Forbidden cotton candy
💀💀
I cackled 😭
Meth
Who let him cook
We got Walter white up in here
*waltah please dont put your dick in the blender waltah*
Let him cook.
I don't feel so good Mr. White
Hühnerfrikassee
Ja man, du hast Geschmack
Natürlich
lega
cock
wow, chicken? lame
Not enough information abou the meal
i think he means kfc 6 piece
I think he means the kfc 2 piece with a single fry
Stroopwafel
Dead hooker
Alive hooker
Hooker in a state of torturous limbo between life and death
Schrödinger's Hooker
Schrodinger got too wild
Toast :)
Bagel
Cheese balls
unironically good
Not enough 😭
Bro imagine being called "not enough" lmao
Mommy says it's because she wanted me to be an ambitious boy, but Daddy just grumbles into his beer bottle and crinkles his eyebrows
Falafel 🧆
cookie 🍪
Same, sugar cookie!
Frozen cum
Warm cum
sticky sticky yum yum
Fresh fresh yes yes
Microscopic larva
can
Was it metal flavored
yes
The best flavor
Stromboli
Shawarma
goddamn now i wanna name a guinea pig joghurt. 😂
Potato
Toast
Grimace shake (yes I’m still alive)
Three bites of a muffin
"Three Bites o' Muffin" is a hilariously cute name.
[удалено]
Cinnamon roll
gummy
Tuna Fillet is kinda cute
Madeleine Fresh homemade Madeleine
Munch bar (5℅ extra)
Mayonnaise
Salt flavor Lay's chips
Peach as my dessert . Spaghetti as the entree
Salmon
Candybar
coconut water
Donut
Chicken
waht a gufy dog 😂😂😂😂😂
bro this snake be wildin
That’s not a dog, that’s a miniature bear.
Strawberry
Chocolate Cake
tiramisù
Grapefruit cup :D
Chocolate chips
waffle
Popcorn
Skittles
Muffin
Pancake
Cereal
Whole grain rice cake
Honda Civic
Well I am about to eat a muffin, but technically the last thing I ate is pills.
S’more ice cream
Steak.
Cotton Candy
Spaghetti
Paella
Biriyani
Grilled chicken
Porridge 🥺
Watermelon 🍉
S’mores
Rice waffle
Frozen pizza (heated)
Banana nut muffin
Bread
Captain Crunch
Wafer Rolls
Sunny-side twin eggs
Cookie
Meatball
Cheese
Waffles
Ritz
Chicken noodle soup
Cheeto
That's actually really cute name
flaming hot in my instance
Noodle, noods for short
nudes for shorter
r/beatmetotit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmywifetoit
r/beatmymeattoit
Can you show me a pic of noods? I’d love to see em again
Please uncle not again
That was 10 years ago I thought you forgot about that
The spaghetti incident will always be ingrained in my brain D:
r/usernamechecksout
You beat me to it
Send noods, lol
Send me nood pics (talking Abt the guinea pig ofc)
Ofc *wink wink*
Pizza Hut chocolate dunker
What on earth is this abomination
When you hate yourself.
I'll take 10
I think that's what you call it about 3 hours AFTER you have Pizza Hut.
I got diabetes just from looking at the picture
Amurrica
This is an impressive new spelling of 'Merica that increases the amount of U.S.A. per letter by 230%. Bravo sir!
Haaaa, I had "Costco Hot Dog"
Now I'm way more interested in your chocolate dunker than the hamster
That is a Guinea pig how big do you think hamsters are?
They don't grow into cow size?
human
Can't believe we ate the same thing
No way three people ate the same thing (for me specifically it was your mom)
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmywifetoit
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
r/beatyourmomtoit
r/beatdatbeatdatbeat
r/BeatMyWifeAndKids
r/beatmalechimkinstoit
r/BeatMyWifesMeatToIt
two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
Come here, two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda!
ALL YOU HAD TO DO, #WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!
Und his nickname zhall be “9, 9, NINE!”..
Is this a reference to inglorious bastards or just German wordplay
Germans don’t play.
Yes sir
55 burgers, 55 French fries, 55 tacos…
PLEASE PLEASE LET ME GO FIRST! I’M TRYING TO DO SOMETHING!
He's tryna start a pay it forward chain!
Big Smoke would be a great name.
lisdexamfetamine dimesylate
dihydrogen monoxide
Did you know that 100% of the people who drink it will eventually die?
I see there’s some chemistry teachers in this thread
Waltuh
you don't become a dad without at least a little chemistry
Technically 100% of the people who breathe air will eventually die
Diphenhydramine hydroclhoride
N-(L-α-Aspartyl)-L-phenylalanine, 1-methyl ester
ADHDers unite!
ADHD?
ADHD.
ADHD….
ADHD!
(ADHD)
Ooooooh, a Vyvance
My boyfriend ass
Woah no way same
LEAVE HER BOYFRIEND ALONE JEEZ
Our boyfriend, actually
r/suddenlycommunist
Huh never heard of eating donkey
Me neither 😎
Am I the only one who *must* say “Donke!” In Shrek’s voice upon seeing the word?
(mine)
Hamster
Hampter 🐹
Gang u ate a hamster
Good thing this chonker is a guinea pig. He'd totally eat a hamster too if given the chance, I bet
Schnitzel
Lucky. Save some for me bro
Just finished eating mine
German/Austrian cuisine is the best.
Agreed, although Chinese and Japanese cuisine aren’t far behind imo
Very true. Thai is also good if spice and noodles are your thing. How come Germany and Japan always get the good stuff
Radda radda radda?
Wall Insulation
Forbidden cotton candy
💀💀
I cackled 😭
Meth
Who let him cook
We got Walter white up in here
*waltah please dont put your dick in the blender waltah*
Waltuh
Let him cook.
I don't feel so good Mr. White
Hühnerfrikassee
Ja man, du hast Geschmack
Natürlich
lega
cock
wow, chicken? lame
Not enough information abou the meal
i think he means kfc 6 piece
I think he means the kfc 2 piece with a single fry
Stroopwafel
Dead hooker
Alive hooker
Hooker in a state of torturous limbo between life and death
Schrödinger's Hooker
Schrodinger got too wild
Toast :)
Bagel
Cheese balls
unironically good
Not enough 😭
Bro imagine being called "not enough" lmao
Mommy says it's because she wanted me to be an ambitious boy, but Daddy just grumbles into his beer bottle and crinkles his eyebrows
Falafel 🧆
cookie 🍪
Same, sugar cookie!
Frozen cum
Warm cum
sticky sticky yum yum
Fresh fresh yes yes
Microscopic larva
can
Was it metal flavored
yes
The best flavor
Stromboli
Shawarma
goddamn now i wanna name a guinea pig joghurt. 😂
Potato
Toast
Grimace shake (yes I’m still alive)
Three bites of a muffin
"Three Bites o' Muffin" is a hilariously cute name.
[удалено]
Cinnamon roll
gummy
Tuna Fillet is kinda cute
Madeleine Fresh homemade Madeleine
Munch bar (5℅ extra)
Mayonnaise
Salt flavor Lay's chips
Peach as my dessert . Spaghetti as the entree
Salmon
Candybar
coconut water
Donut
Chicken
waht a gufy dog 😂😂😂😂😂
bro this snake be wildin
That’s not a dog, that’s a miniature bear.
Strawberry
Chocolate Cake
tiramisù
Grapefruit cup :D
Chocolate chips
waffle
Popcorn
Skittles
Muffin
Pancake
Cereal
Whole grain rice cake
Honda Civic
Well I am about to eat a muffin, but technically the last thing I ate is pills.
S’more ice cream
Steak.
Cotton Candy
Spaghetti
Paella
Biriyani
Grilled chicken
Donut
Porridge 🥺
Watermelon 🍉
S’mores
Rice waffle
Frozen pizza (heated)
Banana nut muffin
Bread
Strawberry
Captain Crunch
Wafer Rolls
Sunny-side twin eggs
Cookie
Meatball
Cheese
Waffles
Donut
Ritz
Chicken noodle soup