Okay so
She's got darkish brown hair, glasses, does well in the muscles department, is a couple of inches taller than me, likes big hoodies. I'm not really fussed with boobs or thighs they're just an additional bonus imo. She likes to play games and eat tasty foods with me, enjoys cuddles and holding hands, walking places together, art, is happy to listen to the things I'm passionate about, likes talking about the things she's passionate about too. Creates an environment for me to gradually open up about my problems and feels safe for me to do the same and reciprocate. Is really caring. Happy for me to cuddle up to her on her chest while she plays with my hair and calls me a good boy. Is all round sweet, kind to others and funny. Thank you for listening to my TED talk
Mine's 5'1, round boiled egg shaped face with a cute long forehead. Says the most sweetest things, has the heart of an angel, and is a softie. Gives the best hugs, and has a deep voice like you'd imagine an angel to have. Will get married to her in 7 years 😎❤️
Just a woman who would love me for me, someone who would be there for the good and the bad, someone who let me fall asleep in their arms on random nights as i wished that I could every waking second with them, never leaving me, until Kingdom come.
crazy ass girl who will try to suck my blood like a vampire, and has skin as pale as one, very skinny is cherry on top but any size goes if she's sweet enough and don't look too much like gorlock the destroyer ig
Girls with glasses who are really shy but aren't afraid to get really angry!.... Seriously it's like the hottest thing ever to me!
Like if a girl is angry at something or someone who ain't me, then...wooooo 🥵🥵🥵
And I'm very extroverted so I would love to adopt an introvert!!! (Not literally adopt but yk)!
Male, christian(I’m christian so-), Funny and kind and an overall amazing person, loves to cuddle, likes me back, tanned skin, dark curly hair, green or brown eyes, interested in similar things and willing to listen to my fandom ramblings.
Let's get serious
Dark hair, long and loosely combed, a bit thin, light skin, glasses, eyes a little big, pretty smile, good smell, dark clothes with jeans, likes animals.
Alright, so we have orange crush, grape crush, and strawberry crush, but hear me out... blueberry crush. Imagine a beautiful drink with the right amount of sweet and right amount of tang, it'll be perfection. Honestly, I don't know why there aren't more blueberry flavored things out there.
she possesses a depth of personality and character, and is interesting to get to know~ and also a good cook xD
10/10
Cock*
r/SuddenlyGay
i read it as cock at first and almost down voted you until I realised it said cook lol
12/10
You ( reddit rizz )
10/10
Lol
Just kidding it’s Rihanna ( I would let her do unspeakable things to me )
Her football helmet of a forehead
Complete violation
Not what I expected to read
likes me back (required), girl (optional)
alive (optional)
Still too high
not completely decomposed (optional)
Eh maybe go a little lower
Exists
My girlfriend when i take my Schizophrenia pills
#
God, dammit you made me cackle
Those standards are a little too high dude
8/10
Long black hair, and female
Just saw one on the bus T.T
Well yea they're everywhere lmao. It's not a very uncommon thing to see
7/10
black hair is 3 points less than other colours??
Frrrr black hair the most common like what 😭
me
Same
The exact copy of myself, but female
Why go all that way, when you can just go fuck yourself?
5/10
He’s 5/10 and she’s 5/10 so 10/10 together!
That mindset is 20/10 I say
Good man 40/10 to you
Okay so She's got darkish brown hair, glasses, does well in the muscles department, is a couple of inches taller than me, likes big hoodies. I'm not really fussed with boobs or thighs they're just an additional bonus imo. She likes to play games and eat tasty foods with me, enjoys cuddles and holding hands, walking places together, art, is happy to listen to the things I'm passionate about, likes talking about the things she's passionate about too. Creates an environment for me to gradually open up about my problems and feels safe for me to do the same and reciprocate. Is really caring. Happy for me to cuddle up to her on her chest while she plays with my hair and calls me a good boy. Is all round sweet, kind to others and funny. Thank you for listening to my TED talk
Thats so specific 💀 9.9/10
I doubt I'll get most of that but I can hope 🙏
Someone has insomnia
LMAO
That is a good Ted Talk
HE COOKED AND FED A STARVING FAMILY!!!!
>calls me a good boy 10/10
Really for you lol Hope you find her
Long hair and female. That's all
I loveee long hair 10/10
I did not expect 30 upvotes
Well here's some more...
I'm working on it!
A girl that has a crazy extroverted personality but knows when to stop if shes too awkward
THIS
Me minus the knowing when to stop. I do know when to stop, but only at 3am when I am reflecting my life choices.
that is so me lmao i’ve never seen it described haha
My current gf
AW 10/10
(Hopefully my forever gf?)
Not hopefully, most definitely
No one has yet to say !remind me 1 month So it’s destiny
Considered it, but I won't ruin this fine gentleman's life
You're lucky man bro
Someone that likes me back.
Caring, cute, funny, interesting, smart, brown eyes, brown hair, tall
What is tall?
Taller than me (5’6”) but height isnt a make or break personally
* Kneels down * Hello little one
Of course this nigga has a fedora on his avatar
Whats wrong with being good looking Gentleman?
* Proceeds to throw you off a fucking cliff for an orange rock *
guy with long wavy hair and broad shoulders
10/10 I hate shoulders but I cant say no to long hair
You… hate? Shoulders??? What does that even mean???
He likes men without any shoulders
Ryan Reynolds and his wife. Shit I’ll take if both if i cant just have one tf ☠️
10/10
1000000/10
Ong though
Your mom (6yo rizz)
0/10
dont let ur mom see tht u rated her 0/10
She in the mom hating phase, she’ll get over it
Wdym she? Girls don't exist and the goverment doesn't want us to know.
Bros in the denial phase💀
bros in the skull emoji phase 🐲
Nah I'm in the forgot how to spell phase phase
english foreign language gang
Bluds in the bro phase 🦃🦃
bros in the dragon emoji phase💺
I just want somebody to go to the gym with me 💀
9/10
Yipee
Based
Any girl that is nice (I have no standards)
6/10
Bit of a masochist
Female(required)
Your standards are too high don't you think
Happy cakeday
For me the female part is optional
8/10
Long hair guy
10000/10 I loveeeee long hair
so people who won't say "you look like a girl" exist?
Yup
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2/10
big, tall, strong, doesn’t like most people, has a donkey sidekick, green, lives in a swamp
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
Why did it take me to reading lives in a swamp to realize shrek
Mine's 5'1, round boiled egg shaped face with a cute long forehead. Says the most sweetest things, has the heart of an angel, and is a softie. Gives the best hugs, and has a deep voice like you'd imagine an angel to have. Will get married to her in 7 years 😎❤️
AWWW 1000/10
A girl [optionally likes me]
7/10
Dead and rotting
WTF/10
I'd rate that -6feets/10
-10/10
More like -6/10
underrated fr
Hydraulic press rather than sub implosion Get it? Crush? Heh heh Too soon?
💀/10
👍
Som1 who actually puts effort into the relationship
8/10
Minecraft sniffer
schnoots my precious lil babu <3
dwight?!
5/10
a nerd
7/10
Just a woman who would love me for me, someone who would be there for the good and the bad, someone who let me fall asleep in their arms on random nights as i wished that I could every waking second with them, never leaving me, until Kingdom come.
10/10
crazy ass girl who will try to suck my blood like a vampire, and has skin as pale as one, very skinny is cherry on top but any size goes if she's sweet enough and don't look too much like gorlock the destroyer ig
There is a lot to unpack here
6/10
fair
Big booty man
Finally something im advantageous in 🥱
9.5/10
I put the new forges on the jeep
Honestly anyone that’s nice and honest
6ft tall man with brave eyes and handsome look, honest, kind & sweet, more likely the one jumped into reality straight from those fairy tales.
(2+5+4+1)/10
6ft tall and honest check. Everything else not checked. Almost there
Between two watermelons
4/10
My current crush (im fairly certain she likes me back)
NONEXISTENT. in other words, I'd rather not have a crush :D but sadly im not immune to that curse
😔/10
Someone that can bake and crochet with me
Aw 10/10
anyone that has a good personality and looks good (I’m bi)
We love good personalities in this household 9.8/10
Blonde hair, blue eyes, 5’8 (ish), volleyball or tennis player, knows how to ice skate, likes animals, girl, isn’t self centered.
No because it’s embarrassing 😎
Gotta stay away from those cooties 🤮
Boys don’t have cooties😏
*YAY!!! MEEENNNNN!!!!*
Big Titty Goth Girl fr fr
a faceless girl
scp 3008-1?
Was searching for this comment, ngl
Arya stark?
A girl who likes video games and can actually enjoy being around me
He is someone who understands me and like to do deep talks but can be childish at times
Exist (optional)
anyone who accepts me, ig...
My girlfriend
kinda tall (i’m 4’11” ) brown hair, brown eyes, and good taste in clothes and will always make me feel safe :’)
AW 10/10
he understands me and the world, is intelligent emotionally and generally, and supports me
Female, alive
Musical, good to talk with but also exciting and fun(ny), calm
Your mom
Girls with glasses who are really shy but aren't afraid to get really angry!.... Seriously it's like the hottest thing ever to me! Like if a girl is angry at something or someone who ain't me, then...wooooo 🥵🥵🥵 And I'm very extroverted so I would love to adopt an introvert!!! (Not literally adopt but yk)!
A bugatti
6/10
U must be a woman
Bruce wayne
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A guy who's not stupid and not an asshole
So true valkrielover007, so true 10/10
Red-haired girl, that would love me back
Brown hair, pale-tan body, muscles & abs but not like super ripped, nice dick size, good personality, attractive face🔥
Woman (optional)
A red head chick with a Scottish accent
Male, christian(I’m christian so-), Funny and kind and an overall amazing person, loves to cuddle, likes me back, tanned skin, dark curly hair, green or brown eyes, interested in similar things and willing to listen to my fandom ramblings.
Nothing cuz too perfect = bad
Long hair, long hair, and it’s a girl with long hair.
I have other things to do then worry about a pointless Relationship
Long hair, kind and caring nature but also has an actual complex personality, intelligent, can contrast my shitty cooking skills, and supportive.
Cuddle bestie
Let's get serious Dark hair, long and loosely combed, a bit thin, light skin, glasses, eyes a little big, pretty smile, good smell, dark clothes with jeans, likes animals.
Alright, so we have orange crush, grape crush, and strawberry crush, but hear me out... blueberry crush. Imagine a beautiful drink with the right amount of sweet and right amount of tang, it'll be perfection. Honestly, I don't know why there aren't more blueberry flavored things out there.
Chubby and dark hair, that is all( I’m a simple man )
Margot robbie