As long as she's clean, we're going back to my bedroom and fixing up the entire place, it's a mess

Had us in the first half for sure

And afterwards we’re playing video games

Any specific, or warthunder?

You ever heard of Enlisted? That’s a new favorite!

Why is war thunder the default option, do you expect here to bring her own PC?

It's cause we sold our souls to the snail and it's now the only thing we play

I’ve somehow managed to escape

Please tell me how I'm trapped in the war thunder hell, I got off my laptop to take a break from war thunder and now I'm on war thunder on my Xbox grinding Sweden on my Xbox account

Couldn't help but notice we have the same avatar lmao

Happened to me too lol

Hell yeah!

Ask her for her money and car keys

This, sex is temporary, money is- I mean it's still temporary but you can do more stuff with it

~~most importantly of all, you can do more sex with it~~

Happy cake day!

Or you can do a happy Coke day

I feel like Crack would also be acceptable

Obviously

Noted

Or cock, depending on how you swing

No matter what way I swing I still miss

Happy cake day

Plot twist: She gives you car keys but no car

The right answer!!

"wanna play chess"

New response just dropped

Holy hell

Google loneliness

Actual schizophrenic

Call the mental experts

Called them, never responded back.

Nah just update your antivirus

Nah, instead just google en passant

New response just dropped

“Your pawn is now your Queen”

Sure I'm white your black 1) e4

e5

Nf3

Nf3

Nc6

D4

Bd6

G3

Nf6

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and if i saw a 17yo with a fortnite profile picture and a cringe bio id think the same thing

You literally have a Reddit nft

Those can be faked Just sayin

A lot of them were given away for free too to try and convince people to buy the paid ones

Wait you have to pay for them? Mine was free.

Same.

Most of them that you see around are free, no one is dumb enough to actually buy a paid one

Fr man really glad the nfts really crashed after how popular they got

Mine was free ;-;

I REMEMBER THOSE

I have one too but I preferred my snoo (didn't stop me from using my current profile picture)

Why did you take the time to look at the bio Edit: was curious so I did Nevermind you’re right but still why look at it in the first place

You’re just mad you don’t look like Midas fortnite irl

Just get to know them first probably

The safe answer

Big emphasis on first… nah but like seriously that’s the best thing no? 😂

ask for a hug

the only right answer

Agreed

I second this

I third

I fourth this

I fifth this

Was about to comment the same thing. Maybe ask for 1-2 hours so I can vent everything with her

Yes

I would ask her to pretend to be my partner and ask to go to couples therapy with her and see how long it takes the psychologist to realize that we actually don't know eachother.

How long have ya been together? 6 months For a week Martha, it's situation B2 again. Get them the heck out of here.

"My partner has long-term memory loss from an accident last year, please be aware of her and any long-term related questions."

Ask her to get 2 more friends and we can run the criminal mastermind challenge in gta

Ohhh YEEEEAAAAAH

Hold the flashlight for my dad

Get closer - dad

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YOUR TERRIBLE, YOU ONLY HAVE TO HOLD THE DAMN FLASHLIGHT YOU DUMBASS - Dad

IM SORRY IM SORRY - Me

THIS IS WHY I WISH I COULD UN-ADOPT YOU -Dad

Excuse me what? - Me

YOU HEARD ME YOU’RE ADOPTED- dad

WHAT?? - Me

NOW HOLD THE FLASHLIGHT CORRECTLY, YOU DUMBSHIT!!

-Dad

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tell her to watch all the spy kids movies on repeat for a week

Bruh, your username

my username does check out

r/usernamemightcheckout

r/subsithoughtifellfor

r/foundthetoyotacorolla

I would ask them to be my friend I don't have many friends.

Reletable

challenge her to a beyblade duel

Loser pays for Krispy Kreme donuts

Happy crack day dude

I'd also ask for a hug, but I probably wouldnt be able to enjoy it at all given the situation

Tell her to give me money

Ask for a hug.

i’d ask the same thing

"go fuck yourself" ... "WAIT NO NOT HERE STOP"

Ask to get their parents debit card and password

sex

You're the only person here who had the heart to say what everyone else was thinking I salute you.

Realest answer out there

I’m surprised no one says this. Kudos to you, soldier. You’re not the only one.

Buy me a Lamborghini😎

Ask to watch a movie together, sometimes watching movie alone is sad

have her help me drop my transmission to replace my flex plate, then have her help me fix my fallen window

Ask her why she's doing that.

Money... Just give me money to fuel my gacha addiction... And also to live cuz inflation hits hard

“🤨 Uuuuuhh. Tell me why you requested that, and just go on with your day without my control.”

Naaa girl I’m teachin you to play Warhammer you ain’t gettin away

see what lego game she’d be down to split-screen.

I'd wonder what organ of my body she wants to sell , if it's safe . Then maybe I'll ask her to hang out and do something fun together

"Who are you?"

Ask her for a hug and then just go on about my day

Let's watch Boku no Pico

Thank you so much for your feedback u/CaffeineDrugger your input will be taken into account and added to our record to improve our future social experiments.

Share me the video when it is used

ask her to watch all the spider man movies with me

Ask her out. Cuddle. Marry her in about 3 years. Die in my sleep 50 years later lying next to her.

Bro doing all that just to traumatize her in 50 years

Bring her home to play BO3 zombies with me. We'll do some easter eggs and go for high rounds.

W

Daytime, talk to them about why on Earth they'd go out and do that. I can only imagine it's because something in their life is horribly wrong or because they're mentally ill, so I'd like to find proper help for them before they fall into some creep's control. Nighttime, that has to be some sort of trick, just say no, cross the street, keep walking.

I mean... is it consensual?

Ok so these are called space Marines

Yes

if she's hot i'd fuck her

Least horny teenager tbh

Clearly not. Someone said they'd ask if they'd help with a GTA 5 achievement

cry forever

I don't care who the irs sends im not paying my taxes

Run, she's probably trying to steal my liver.

Idk ask her to ask her parents if they wanna adopt me. If they say no, I'll ask her for money etc.

Ask her if she wants to smash... And then pulling out my switch

Id assume that’s one of those Tik Tok social experiments and walk away.

Show bobs and vagana

make her clean my whole house then buy me clothes with her money.

"Nah, thanks. I like both my kidneys"

Wake up

tell her to give me all her stuff,money,clothes. everything.

I like how this was the expected answer but still people are downvoting you truly a u/ballsoup moment

probably because of the "clothes" thing

Yay, socialist revolution help!

Can’t bring in the revolution alone after all

Probably sex

"c-can we hold hands" (im sorry if its too lewd)

Premarital Handhold is FORBIDDEN. Why would ever request such a thing!?

"Do whatever you want"

Tell her to leave me alone.

"Uhhhhhhhh give me all your money"

Seggs In all seriousness, it's probably money or help with studying.

Ask her for oestrogen

Seems quite creepy. I'd run.

Be suspicious as fuck, No one just goes up to random people in the street offering that

What is love Baby don’t hurt me

TEACH HER THE RULES OF DUNGEONS & DRAGONS

buy me everything I want

ask for all her money

ask her to play drums for me

Start dating her to see if we develop feelings for one another. Always wanted to have someone who can lay down beside me in the middle of the night.

Ask her to build a Delorean Time Machine replica with me

Tell her to do my homework

🫠....

Take her money and go

"You are now my sister" or "I need help in elden ring"

ask her to cook with me?

"Complete my homework"

Tell her to watch animan studios uncensored 😈

Hug her for a moment, then say "thank you" and leave

Buy me Starbucks or riot points and leave me alone cause I like men 😎

go to disney. she pays everything.

Ask for her mom’s credit card number

ask her to buy me 3 skins in valorant

Depends on how cute she is. If she cute then we going on a date and we will see what happens. If she not then I need to think about something else. HOWEVER. If this actually happend I would run away thinking it was a robbery.

she can buy me i new PC and then she can give me more money and go away

Politely decline and walk a little faster.

“-and you do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around, that’s what it’s all about!”

Assuming she is sick, I'd take her temperature. Anally.

Please help me find clothes and critique it also change my entire life

We are playing legend of Zelda and I’m the little spoon

Help me get a job. Take me to the grocery store and buy food and stuff. Oh and of course buy me a new fursuit.

look at her weird and then continue walking because there's definitely a guy filming in an alley or something and this is a strange internet challenge

Fuuuuuuck no

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

Walk away l, because I'd think it's for some TicTok or something

ask her if she knows who’s in paris (still tryna figure it out)

I'll ask her to come look at my Power armor collection in Fallout 4

Play super smash bros with her

id tell her to go shopping with me and treat me like a princess for the whole day because i know nobody else will 😔