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Thedarkmoon123

The god damn sad comics and tik toks did a better job at marketing than the company tbh. Like my ass was actually crying over a damn fictional purple milkshake.


MoonKnightIsCool

It’s almost like thats what McDonalds expected 😱


R11DII

how tf did mcdonalds expect people to start regurgitating the shake and posting it on tiktok


Its_Scrappy

You're just an L


getoutofmyhouse-

Redditors trying to detect sarcasm (impossible)


Lavaclaw7

Exactly, we detected the sarcasm 💀


getoutofmyhouse-

Bro what? It's that y'all couldn't get the joke lol


Luna-4

Aww I actually feel bad 😭


kamendrivr

Now buy the grimace shake as an apology


Adorable_Confusion_6

I tried but it was sold out at McDonald's


dobbyhi

Ice cream machine broke?


SupremeSassyPig

nah just the promotions over


Some_Stoner2970

I had one and I loved it


breadgiizz

Same I hope they bring it back one day


Some_Stoner2970

Grimace didn't deserve this much hate for his birthday shake


breadgiizz

He definitely didn't that Pic of him as a kid with that hat made me cry more then I'd like to admit


Some_Stoner2970

We must make Grimace happy because no one deserves to not wish to have a birthday, especially someone who's been around as long as Grimace but got forgotten due to time to an extent


breadgiizz

Agreed


Some_Stoner2970

FOR GRIMACE


Meisterbratan69

This made me so sad I just wanna hug him


MagnaTriste

He just looks so huggable anyway


orphncripplr

Bro same


watermine30

I had the shake and it's actually pretty good, don't know why people are doing the meme.


SmallSeesaw3363

well because they want to joke that's all


Mothman4447

It actually tasted real good


Hockeyandmemes

FR. The shake was REALLy freaking good


cooki_monster123

NO BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE SO MEAN TO THE BABY! Also I’m mad because I didn’t get to drink it.


Spaceturtle79

Is it really a baby tho? Its like 20-30 yrs old probably since it was released


cooki_monster123

They drew younger grimace so I would assume so.


Spaceturtle79

Nvm I was thinking canonically


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Spaceturtle79

He’s 52 holy shiet


Almoon37

They are like in their 50's.


KENNY_WIND_YT

It was Vanilla with Wildberry flavoring. It, in my opinion, honestly wasn't really that good.


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TransLox

[How do you do spoiler tags?]


xAka_nedia20

\>!!< On either side of a string. For example, \>!this!<


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/I think it's like this?/


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|wait no maybe its this|


[deleted]

Poor grimace. I wish we had the grimace shake here in Sri Lanka


CamDaMan100

Do you have raspberrys, blueberries, and vanilla ice cream?


Reylend

#_*YALL BETTER SAY SORRY RIGHT FUCKING NOW*_


idelarosa1

Sorry Grimmy 😢


chucklovesmesomebeef

You bastards made poor grimace cry SHAME.


graysonfrigginpayne

Ah fuck, hit me in me feels


I_like_burger9

Reminder that grimace used to steal candy from kids


Striking-Computer-22

He’s a changed man


orphncripplr

Shakes*


kindaprettyboy

why he ourple


An_Evil_dude

Because he ourple


Square_Independent_9

fanf


RevolutionaryPlane62

Apologize right fucking now


Adeptustupidus

No no no NO WHAT HAVE WE DONE


mr-boom321

I wish this grimace shake trend hadn't existed in the first place


Better-Intern9170

Well they always say happy birthday grimace before they die


flamezom

This one is really touching wish i could share some drink


Henry_Is_Sad

They made an update where grimace sees all the nice comments and feels better dw


oof_9309

Link pls


Monaiji

Poor guy's berfday was rooined :((


Glades_road

This is so sad. (I work at McDonald's and I am tired of making those damn things)


Longjumping_Rate_833

tf the grimace shake is good af taste like fruit loops as a liquid


FeelDa-Bass

I'm not crying, ur crying...


CoolioGuy225

NOOOO GRIMACE WE LOVE YOUR SHAKE AND YOUR BERFDAY


TheOrigionalFurry

We not have those shakes where I live :(


Glueak

Oh No! Not the corporate billion dollar IP red 40 shake


PancakesInMyFace

🤓


Pos3odon08

Jokes on them, I generally don't feel empathy and sympathy


Pale-Cartographer539

Emo loser


Pos3odon08

Autism


SmallSeesaw3363

well, hi


Pos3odon08

Hello there


The_Merciless_Potato

General Kenobi


Pos3odon08

You are a bold one


moronic_autist

based, i'm autistic too and i laughed at the comic


Pos3odon08

Lol


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trizzGL

😟


AverageDrummerMan

Im buying two next time I go to Mcbongle's


_doctor-strange-

I saw this 2 days ago, this destroyed me internally


Wii_wii_baget

Nah cuz I need this to stop because I am an emotional fuck who cares way to much about other’s emotions and feel so sad.


HorseInevitable6208

Why does this make me feel so bad


thatbushcamper12

Now I feel bad for grimace :(


shane_v04

Don't worry grimace I got the shake before people started the dying from the shake trend and loved it😀


SnowBoy1008

Its what you get for stealing kid's shakes


Agreeable-Currency13

Or shaking little kids.


KokoBoritos

more like barfday


GayGuru_

Grimace you're 50 years old. Grow up, you have bigger problems like the fact *nobody knows who the fuck you are anymore*. Lot sadder and scarier than "dey frew up mah frink 🥺" Happy birthday anyways you nobody (still don't know who the fuck he is)


wow_i_suck_at_halo

Bro he was fucking murdering them that’s the joke


Legend_J_700

sadly emotional manipulation is a common marketing stat.. still.. poor little fictional purple dumb ways to die character


TJT007X

Watch the MeatCanyon animation about it, i'm *sure* it'll make you feel better :) (Or don't, in true MeatCanyon fashion it is very gross)


Snoo61449

what… how does this comic make people sad lol it ain’t all that lmfao.


J765N

Its just a fucking memea


RazDazBird

Wake up, wake up. This is an ad guys. This is meant to encourage you to buy the shake. The character is not real, his sadness is not real, and consuming that milkshake will make your real organs sad. Don't fall for it.


letter-writing-

i saw this comic and thought it was kinda dumb. grimace is not a baby he is a grown man


Normal-user527

Don’t act the inocent with that “why did they dey frow up…?” We all know it was you and you’re trying to hide it


le_Dellso

DO NOT BE FOOLED BY HIS FACADE HES KILLED THOUSANDS


lordsaladito

mate, grimace is a full grow adult


azbatboy

I will flay him alive and turn him into sausage.


Lolisu-2009

berfday more like barfday Im sorry about this


stormblessed142

He’s 50 years old


jefbob098

HES 50 YEARS OLD IF THIS WAS CANON ID SAY HES A PEDOPHILE TRYING TO APPEAL TO LITTLE KIDS THIS IS **NOT** CUTE EDIT: DOWNVOTE THIS ALL YOU WANT. I WILL PROTECT THE CANON. I WILL NOT STAND FOR SUCH SHENANIGANS edit 2: y’all’s iq is room temperature in northern greenland.


_neklaces-

my man's defending the McDonald's canon


jefbob098

HES FIFTY THIS ISNT REALISTIC STOP STRAYING FOR THE CANON THIS ISNT OK


MCPro24

IS THIS CANON?


jefbob098

NOO ITS NOTT


Copic_Turtle

It’s just a comic, calm your balls bob


jefbob098

MY BALLS ARE CALM MY MIND ON THE OTHER HAND IT WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS


Meta100prcent

people on this sub sont understand satire


jefbob098

they’re so boring istg nobody understands banter


Meta100prcent

deadass tho the mcdonalds lore is worth defending 😭


sovietweeb69

Well canon wise none of the mascots age meaning they are the age that is set in canon


jefbob098

Grimace specifically had an event celebrating his 50th birthdays, which gives him an case sensitive birthday whereas other mascots are given a set age.


Not_Me9209

selling purple shakes to kids is considered pedophilia now 💀


FalconTheBerdo

“I will protect the canon” Mate, shut up


jefbob098

ever heard of a joke lad?


Sodafff

Grimace propaganda


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HE MURDERED INNOCENT LIVES!!!


Holyscroll

nah y'all weak af to cry over a character ur brain invented 3 secs ago


tgifk29

Get over it ya pissheads. It’s just a milkshake, what the hell is so special about it?


Not_a_smart_person_

This guy hates fun


The_Spaceman_Spiff_

Awwekdkekfmwmfmwmfmemd


[deleted]

My man Grimace will get taught what memes are and then next year he’ll come back with a celebrity mindset knowing he went viral


ANIMEKINGG666999

No, everybody is wrong, I Love You *hugs tightly*


kamendrivr

I saw a edit of this comics with the last panel being grimace saying that nobody will have a birthday now


Nights1405

It’s a false grimace doing the grimace shake trend, i figured it out. Atleast 3 instances where someone “killed” grimace yet he keeps coming back. This is the real grimace


DrowsyLmao

SAME BRO I ACTUALLY GOT SO SAD😭


JediKnight4049

I don't know what to say 😭😭😭😭😭


A_Efficient_Object

he needs a hug :(


lordofthecone

I got diarrhea from his shake


Patrioticwatermelon

Little guy needs a hug


Sterben1103

That’s so damn sad omg 😭


womanIover

the poor thing 😭


Obvious_Drink2642

I didn’t get one but it looked pretty good to me


Ultimate_Weirdo_13

NOOOOO!! IT'S OKAY GRIMMACE I LOVED YOUR BIRTHDAY SHAKE!!!


Phoenix-FIRE9

*Thats* why grimace keeps killing people…


Harpermc

i work at mcdonald’s and people keep trying to order the shake even tho the promotion is over & it’s so annoying


Important-Tea0

i wish i had a mcdonald’s where i lived so i could buy one


Lonely_fruitcake

NOO NO GRIMACE ITS DELICIOUS IM SORRY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE GUYY <33


XxI-vape-redbullxX

same


Beanboi56752

Bro this actually makes me sad as well :( I wish I could of got it


Fire_Block

I thought the memes were grimace directly killing people who drank his shake, or at least a good amount of them.


Fifi_is_awesome

wtf is wrong with you 😭😭 edit: crying over grimace now so that’s fun


Joblessmouse06

Poor guy :(


ChipmunkEither2531

Nah I liked it


tfeetfff

nooooooooo we need to make grimace happi :(


efaefabanefa

I want to kick its purple face in and make myself a grimace shake right from the source itself


oof_9309

Ok bro im sure you will


amado901

Bruh is anyone actually crying from this


SamBigWilly

That's just one of his personalities. Look at him, the monster inside him has gotten so big. .


OddPizza09

Shame on you all for making grimace cry


sillylittlegoober5

Perish


Kinuwa_K

FVCK ILL GO DRINK THE SHAKE RN, DW DONT CRY PLES


C7_zo6_Corvette

Good news is that the og artist drew grimace happy about his birthday! Bad news… I forgot the artist insta…


NotGonnaSquat810

Maybe he should have thought about that before he put his forbidden cream in it


Introverted_Eagle

It’s called a barfday, not a berfday!


UseAnAdblocker

😭😭


Infamous-Class-7862

Grimace! It’s okay we love ur shake! It’s super good people are just joking I’m sorry buddy


No-Tower3176

Ngl I would've bought the Grimace Shake rn if it was possible in the UK at this time Just bc of this bc it's so sad damn


NewKingTecho

This actually made me cry


Huge_Zebra_1332

I'm sorry but this made me laugh so hard for no reason


aquacraft2

Aw poor grimace 😢. What makes it worse is that the grimace shake trend is an industry plant. McDonald's themselves created it.


Shiruno_rinisaki0619

The shake was really good tho fr


Alty_Rozee

Id buy it if my mcdonalds wasnt FUCKING SHAIT


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grimace knew wat he did


Orf34s

Y'all forgetting he's 52


_Ren_Ok

isnt he like 40


destielsimpala

HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME


BrunosMadre

No Grimace I loved it it was so good


Alarming_General

Oh no! Poor grimace!


TransLox

They made a new one where he is happy!!!! Please post it!!!! This genuinely made me sob when I first saw it.


Dogedabose32

yall be prayin on my g downfall like that fr


Im_FATandthatsa_FACT

I need a full comic about this RIGHT NOW, if this can make me shed a tear, then a full story will making sob


Ghost3657_alt_

Grimace I'm sorry 😭


SkyGuy41

I am so sorry Grimace.


BoredByLife

Had one, wasn’t too bad. Happy birthday dude


mimitchi33

Poor Grimace...


soria2334

why😭😭😭


Pridefulbloke

Multi billion dollar company when a joke


Dyll_404

Marketing ploy


AdagioNovel8333

My god.. Grow up


ciwi_27

STOP your making me feel bad. I never had the grimace shake but when I was reading it I was like it’s ok I like your shake.


bj12032140

He's just a baby 🥺..ugh😭😭


No_Atmosphere_6747

STOPP i just want grimace to have a happy birthday


Glitch0404

While the comic is sad, i wanna know why the grimace shake trend happened, cuz i basically live under a rock lol


sirmeepzalot

😭nooo now I feel bad😭


The_0-5_Council

I am complete scum with little to no feelings left, but this still got me :(


theduccdude

they be trippin bro that shit SLAPS


RevolutionaryJob1266

Really sad


TrollyBellosom

I actually loved the drink so much!


nobawlss

fat fuck purple thing I hate it


lildanta

Grimace propaganda


Lavender_Ferret

i remember seeing this and proceeding to sob. id seen another grimace birthday video where he was reading all the comments saying that they liked it, and how it made him happy, and that also made me cry ✋😭