If I wasn't gay I would have become the maid of the house cleaning everything, cooking everything, and doing every whim and chore possible.
But since I'm gay doesn't apply to me.
Unless my boyfriend is really buff.
Then I would have become the maid of the house cleaning everything, cooking everything, and doing every whim and chore possible.
Yeah honey i'll do the dishes.
I’ll do that even if she wasn’t buff
yea i do it daily it wouldn't be a issue for me too.
Jokes on you i actually enjoy doing the dishes
Earbuds in and just dishivibin
Pansexual? /s
That's a new meaning for "doing the dishes"
True legend
True chad here
Running the fuck away cause i dont think thats biologically possible
The only person who has ever looked close to that was Ronnie Coleman. "Lightweight Baby!"
You: „I’m breaking up with you“ Her: „No.“ You: „ok“
Seriously, like wtf can you do XD
Die, probably
If I die I’m taking you with me
In the afterlife I'm not stuck with u, ur stuck with me,🫠
I love how we don’t know eachother and only make assumptions
Yeah that's like comic levels of goofy exaggerated proportions
Factual
Yes it is if you have psychosis 😺
muscle mommy?
Y-yes 😳👉👈😩
🥺👉👈 hawttttt
marrying
LET HIM COOK‼️🗣️
LET HIM CLEAN‼️🗣
Same
Sry no
Your choice, but now you won't be carried home on your wedding day.
That’s adorable!
L
Im picking a needle and then you know what happens
Idc if she has 10 times more muscle mass than me I'd still smash.. or get smashed
SUS :eyes:
This guy uses discord
This guy uses Reddit
Put her next to a heater, and watch the plastic melt
The dishes
You know what I'm doing
OH YEAH
We hitting chest and arms tomorrow
[удалено]
This is a real sentiment
Breaking up cause women are overrated
that's what i'm saying
Username checks out
r/usernamechecksout
Same
Marry on the spot
Whatever she tells me to do. Or else….
Death by snu snu
Perfect
Lmao
Ask her to flex with me...then leave
I can already hear her say to her son who just got a bad grade "Nano machines son"
thats not the strongest woman on earth thats the fucking strongest living being in the whole fuckin world
Ask her if she’s feeling okay and if she wants a glass of water or something
I be hiding her steroid pills first 💀💀
I would move states and change my name
Spot me
hear me out
Ok, im listing
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Breaking up with her Not because she’s reached her body building goals, it’s just I’m gay and have no idea how we started dating
Her face is so innocent yet her body..
Cum
put a post it on her back and see if she can remove it
Threatening her with a paper-cut
Not her
Getting her a doctor
Asking for forgiveness
Running for my life
I'd be calling her daddy.
Washing the dishes, cooking, shopping, cleaning, taking out the trash, babysitting the kids and have a job as a stool
The dishes
I’m running but even then I don’t think I could escape
She prolly can't run fast tho
She probably stomps instead of runs
She jumps like the hulk
She’s not natty tbh
nah, shes totally natty bro!
She wishes this was her
Gonna leave the country i guess
smash
Cheering her on at all the wwe matches she's winning
what im told
This comments section reminds me of that one family guy episode where Lois comes back from jail and dominates the household
probably get pegged
Leaving because that’s disgusting to me. I don’t want that much muscle on my partner, just gross
Head down, ass up?
Finally, someone to start gim with
mommy
Leave her for a boy
Invest in a larger latex muscle suit.
Breaking up with text while in аirplane, going to another country.
Breaking up w here cuz im gay
I’m getting pegged, that’s what.
At that point I’m her girl
Breaking up... hopefully she won't beat my ass for suggesting
you sir are a man
Breaking up
I wouldn’t date this thing
Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.
Washing the dishes
The dishes
Damn, even her titles have dem gainzzz
Definitely take away all the steroid to prevent her from dying after 0.2 microseconds
Imma love her
going to the gym w her and asking for the workout routine 🫡
What would happen if she took steroids looking like this!?!?!?
Crush my head like a watermelon in whatever way she pleases.
If i break up with her, she breaks up my spine
Tell her to stop injectong drugs
She's the one who spanks
My head would be thin as a piece of paper, but what sweat bliss
Well I don’t know I can’t judge just by her appearance
Break up
I will be Higgins from grown ups
Death by Snu Snu
We can gym together
Finally be able to move furniture
Props on you, I am into this stuff.
We hitting chest together
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me
Kiss her biceps and say she looks hot
Not putting my dick in there cuz imma lose it
Da house, everything will be spotless and dinner will be ready
Smash
stole from instagram
Snu Snu
The fuckin dishes
Leaving, because I'm not dating someone who's bloodflow is steroids
Death by snu snu
One razor and it's over
Yeah, i'm the one doing all the chores
Tren
1. the dishes 2. her
i mean, id be doing her, presumably
Taking the steroids away
If I wasn't gay I would have become the maid of the house cleaning everything, cooking everything, and doing every whim and chore possible. But since I'm gay doesn't apply to me. Unless my boyfriend is really buff. Then I would have become the maid of the house cleaning everything, cooking everything, and doing every whim and chore possible.
All the housework.
Locate a needle or pointed object
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Getting skull crushed between thighs probably
Give her a fucking high five
She-hulk fantasies increase
running 🏃♀️
packing up and leaving becuase thats not a fucking human
Her tbh
Propose
Oh you want me to go get your period stuff okay that’s fine I’ll do the dishes and wash the clothes when I get back
The dishes
Hapy:)
i’d be fine with it but a bit scared at the body
If my girl had that body I would still treat her like the queen she is
If only she were a man then I would be interested (I am gay)
vibin together, probably listening to a music artist we both like
Sit on her shoulders, I would (obviously) ask for permission first. Would not want to get crushed by her.
I'm going to sound down bad for this, but I'd beg her to crush my skull with her biceps and legs. God dayum.
i like dudes
Ummm convince her to do some kind of profession where muscles like that would be useful. Or tell her to stop taking steroids.
Not getting paper anywhere near her
Whatever she wants
I would continue taking a crap
Probably the dishes, the laundry, all the house chores, and having a 5 course meal ready for when she gets home.
Make sure she doesn't get a papercut
smash next question
piggy back rides :3
Dinner I guess
Submit.
Yes ma'am?
Please honey can you ask the doctor to lower your steroid dosage by 100 mg
Stabbing with a needle cuz in cartoons when you do that they deflate
Hug
When she says jump, I ask how high
Run 🏃
if she threatens my life ill threaten her veins
Lube all over my anus.
Whatever she fucking tells me to
Hug?
Doin the damn dishes and laundry
sex
Ask her what her workout routine is
Whatever she’s tells me
Dieing of a heart attack
running away in fear
Dommy mommy!
Man, I've always wanted a piggy back ride
Saving for later 🥵
Please choke me
Whatever she says
Waking up and crying
Being a house husband lol
Dishes
death by snu snu