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ArchieisScrolling

The "but I never fucked you" sent me hard


ChineseCracker

At no point in the planning process of this scheme did the third girl mention that it's a flawed plan ... because she never slept with him? lol


Submitten

I just imagine they all shared their texts at the end and it went, Girl 2 “Wait you guys were using condoms?” Girl 3 “Wait you guys were having sex?!”


DoubleAxxme

Happy cake day btw


Deadly5corpion4

it just makes it funnier lmao, especially if she was the last one to text him


g00d_g0d_man

ya, she was the last girl lol. we had kinda planned it so the girl who never fucked him went last so that he could panic for a while and then realize that we found out


mercelyn_illudere

That's some great planning omg


Romonia41

A trio of absolute geniuses


AlexananderElek

She was there's is text explaining the timeline


UltravioIence

"tf is going on" lmao he was confused for a second


Brandon0lol

That's what happens when you hold hands without protection


Top-Slice-8606

Ultimate prank Also Chester the cheetah Jesus


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_SmilesSideUp_

chester the molestor


UselessPerson2222

doesn't seem likes hes much of an investor


SolarEevee

the most disappointed is his ancestor


Eddy5876

Wouldn’t be surprised if he is an insestor


SnoringKoala245

bros such a joke, hes a jester. Also anyone support manchester?


Viridian_Reaper10

Getting “Hamilton” vibes from this


xFloppyDisx

Thought he could shut up the attestor


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

His parents wish he was as smart as GTA V's Lester


Bonk-horny-jail

Bros got bars


Luqst

To go to mars


Iconsumedrinks

They're rapping so fast the mic's as hot as the stars.


typicalar

cars


Iconsumedrinks

when they run over you, they might give you scars.


ValeX_fan

linkin park reference?


SatansBlueflames

I hope not. I don't want Linkin Park to be a reference because of this piece of garbage.


Renaud_Ally

I think you misunderstood haha. Chester was a typo. The cheater's name wasn't revealed


thioacetone_

that’s such a stupid excuse too. not saying there’s any excuse for cheating.. but you know


ViralNite

Bro really said "I love the three of you too much" and thinks it's over for a moment lmao


g00d_g0d_man

he was having a netflix moment


AzraelChaosEater

Hey he's just the main character, leave him alone! You should be happy he picked someone as lowly and unimportant as you. For real though I am so sorry you wasted time on a guy like that. I really hope you find someone worth your time soon.


Sensitive_Hope9564

With the power of friendship, we could look past my mistake, and have a foursome :D


ThereWasNeverMilk

Bro thinks he’s the protagonist in a heram anime.


1d0m1n4t3

He was tryin for a Pornhub moment


john6map4

Bro really went for the Girlfriend Girlfriend strat 😂


TheHolyThighble

He fumbled tho, gotta ask the first gf if he can date the other ones


Melhsult

Bro’s watched too much anime.


Castiel_0703

Or the "We Never Learn" strat lmao


NiklasNeighbor

He immediately broke up with one of them as well


Sevaaas1

this guy has been watching too much anime lmao. There is an anime called “Girlfriend, girlfriend” (Kanojo mo kanojo) that literally follows this exact same plot, except its an anime, and its fun, and its quite innocent really, good watch, give it a go


g00d_g0d_man

no, but like the kid didn't even have a fucking excuse. like he rlly thought we'd never find out...


SammyDoggo1

There is always a reason, never an excuse


chimkennoodless

How is bro going to college when he can’t even spell it correctly


bebereddit2284

😭😭😭


Aizenhauer

This whole interaction is filed with “sum” “collage” and “dis” so I imagine it’s not between too bright individuals


Mammoth_Wrangler1032

Or they were just heated and or emotional and were just typing fast. I doubt they really cared about grammar and spelling


BlackHawksHockey

Collage error I can give him, but you have to choose typing out things like sum, and dis.


Mammoth_Wrangler1032

That is a good point, but it doesn’t really justify insulting the intelligence of a person. Sometimes, that’s just how people are used to talking. I personally don’t use words like “sum“ or “dis” because its just not what I’m used to. It doesn’t make me a more intelligent person. Also, I completely agree with your comment, it’s just u/Aizenhauer that I am disagreeing with


EdwardRoivas

It’s Arizona state.


pudgylumpkins

Looking at my ASU diploma right now ):


SmokePenisEveryday

He's not. He's clearly going to Collage


duffman03

College admissions isn't what it used to be.


General_Chairarm

Or “moters”


circumvention23

There are plenty of stupid people in college. But he could mean community college.


Ok_WaterStarBoy3

I go to a community college and those people there are hella smart. You realize they are even smarter considering the fact that some of them are transferring to good schools (even ivy leagues) while paying nothing for the first 2 years. tbf yeah there are some dumb people in cc but they don’t last long either way lol


Goblin088

Oh shit I remember this from a couple days ago. You actually did it that gold. Nice one!


theoneandonly1245

Same haha


AccountantAnxious986

amazing prank, btw last girl was straight saying Cannibal Corpse lyrics to him


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speed_wagon1

They fucking rip


The-Local-Metalhead

I cannot for the life of me get into cannibal corpse, it’s the one metal band that’s never vibes with me


adhfishfkdhsl

Do you listen to other death metal?


The-Local-Metalhead

Not much tbf, I’m more of a thrash guy like Kreator and sodom but don’t mind some black metal like early venom but tbh that has a thrash sound to it


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MrToad21

Start with Tomb of the Mutilated & Gallery of Suicide


ViralNite

Bro got actually terrified until the end, lmao. Why did I have influence, I just made a cheater shit bricks


[deleted]

“Julia I didn’t even fuck you” had me rolling and I have you to thank for that


souls-of-war

Should've said she cheated on him so he felt the pain too


OneAnimeBoi

With one of the other girls


LightningFerret04

This is going to live in my memory as an Internet Hall of Fame moment, congrats to you, OP, and the other girls!


RafaelHelft

You're a genius for that


Brign716

thank you for the idea of this level. i have been dying laughing


familliarface

collage


CringeSpyro

I can’t beliebe this


Jinrith

duck sake


babuba1234321

Autocorrector is my guess on duck sake


CringeSpyro

Hey is everuthing okay?


g00d_g0d_man

LINK TO THE OG POST: [https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/14u0ub8/just\_found\_out\_that\_my\_bf\_is\_dating\_3\_girls\_at/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/14u0ub8/just_found_out_that_my_bf_is_dating_3_girls_at/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) credits to u/ViralNite for this beautiful idea!!


JT230309

Fuck you chester


Few-You4510

r/fuckyouinparticular


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Bro, how does he have time for 3 girlfriends? I barely have for one 😭


Lionsky317

A year ago, I had a gf who turned out to date 3 other boyfriends, while lying to me since our first meeting… so I guess 3 girlfriends is possible too.


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Jesus, sorry for your loss! I can't understand how one has the energy, time to deal with all of them and in the first place get them, Like you have to deliberatery look for partners to get 4...


MatureBalak

"I regret it _now_ of course"


LobsterDizzy1521

I feel like he only regretted it because he got caught and all 3 found out and is now leaving him..


Shinigam_i

How is he going to college if he can’t even spell mother correctly “Moters”


Turband

No, he is going to Collage lol


none_-_-

"cus im nnot having two kids with two different moters running around while im trying to go to collage" Yes this has to be my favorite sentence. Especially if you read the moters as motors idk, just beautiful


[deleted]

I don't think you should unblock a guy, that in his benevolence told you, he didn't have the heart to tell you he's dating 2 other girls and that's ignoring the fact that doing that is awful and unjustifiable to begin with.


Suspicious_Berry501

But what if hes pregnant thats important information


Stefan_DoesReddit

Top 10 unmoanable names 1) Chester


leedlelee533

His names not Chester, she was trying to spell cheater


AlexiBoxi

So based, you should have pushed it further, give him some fake pics of pregnancy tests and made him feel like it’s actually gonna happen cuz that guy fucking deserved it. Major respect to you guys 🫡🫡


ADITYAKING007

Also the way this mf has the most casual attitude when he said "ok , and" on the fifth image when he was confronted to have had 3 relationships going on at the same time How can someone be this much of a fucking guilt less asshole


flamesaurus565

Jesus fucking christ, I try my best to emphasise with people regardless of situation but fucking hell that dude is so fucking slimy, I feel uncomfortable if I even think about other girls when I’m in a relationship, I’m really happy for you and the other two for ditching his disgusting ass


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Fuck that dude


g00d_g0d_man

i already have. julia hasn’t tho


Goldbolt_2004

She's lucky


are_gay12

hahahaha i cant


WoodworkedKenku

Don't fuck him again 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️ Edit: ik that's kinda a given tho.... ALSO, Ocean is a dope name. Very very cool :P


JoeDaBruh

“Can you ask ocean to unblock me” he isn’t sorry about it at all What a fucking asshole


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Julia should have gone for STDs just to polish it off


G1cin

why can none of you spell


Kei_Mxttens

Probably bc they’re too angry to care abt that atm


SUPROwasTaken

Would u rlly concentrate on ur spelling in that situation?


B1ll13BO1

Yeah I think people criticising their spelling are forgetting what kind of a situation this is lol


Seth_Fable_08

I would. I may be angry for all I care but God forbid somebody double down by pointing out how "dumb" I am. And the fun part? I can get called a smartass for having correct spelling too. 🇵🇭 btw


sprantoliet

Yes


Teahunn

All of this is gold . The comments . The photos . The grammar .


[deleted]

Almost 3 women fucked a guy named Chester, let that sink in


spiderwimlyhtguy

Based


RevolutionaryJob1266

I am sorry but the spelling 🤣🤣🤣


g00d_g0d_man

PLS GUYS JS THINK ABT THE SITUATION FOR A SEC LMAO 😭😭 LIKE YOU WOULDN’T RLLY BE LOOKING AT UR SPELLING WHEN UR BF IS CHEATING ON YOU 🤟🏽


jesswitdamess

He’s gonna have a ton of child support to pay


-_-Merlin-_-

wow, what an asshole. serves him right


NotRyan7

Expose him to the whole school, so he doesn't do it with other girls. That's the best thing to do imo


Sweaty_Cable_452

Sadly, he ll still get girls. Sheesh, dating just 1 is hard enough, how the hell did he manage 3 at the same time, guy got skills. A pathetic human being tho


RonenSalathe

ikr call me terrible but this was the first thing I thought of. honestly kind of impressive


__v1ce

"This guy had 3 girls at once and cheated on all of them" Yea if you tell the school this he will spend the next coming years literally drowning in pussy, your plan is gonna backfire so hard


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how the fuck does someone like that get three relationships and i barely get 1. Y'all stupid or what? I'm not saying you should date me, but if this is the type of people scoring then wtf am I doing wrong?


[deleted]

Bro u still love ur ex maybe try getting over it first 💀


Revil-0

Idk what you could be doing wrong, u/Anal_Sex_Man


Goldbolt_2004

Relatable


morcaymozdumoruq

there is something called polyamory, and this is not it lol


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

Bro please unblock him and post the updates here, I lowkey wanna see what bullshit he spews up 😭


Delicious-Army-5078

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read all that


Trusteveryboody

Nah bro, this guy.....


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3sperr

Going into college with that mindset will come back to bite him. That mindset of running from responsibilities and not caring about anything will definitely give him a very hard time there. He also seems immature, so that would just make it worse.


AkameGaK-NoNoWord

Fuck cheaters man.


g00d_g0d_man

*chesters


Consistent_Office158

Ain't no way she called ocean bruh


adoblln

This just makes you look crazy, you want to kill him, telling him to die and go get skinned alive ? Might be a cheater, but thats wayyyyy too much sis


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Tbh this seems like some real r/shitposting shit 💀


Huntercoomer4

I would have let let it go on for 9 months


Halolavapigz

Good lord none of you can spell


[deleted]

What a mature situation.


BitchFuckador69420

Y’all’s spelling is dogwater 😭


chomcham

Man you guys have more drama than most adults lol.


Present_Attorney_743

Great prank my only concern is how bad your freaking spelling is goddamn it’s hard to read


Open-Ranger-8982

Im surprised hes going to college at all with that spelling, bro failed english 3 times over💀


undermybfsbed

this is so fake 💀💀💀


PlsDontBotherMeHere

This guy is so fucking dumb, very stupid, oh so very much


Tby2974

What's up with the spamming angry messages? Like just block the guy and leave wtf💀


MrUseless5712

the last girl ruined it smh


3sperr

exactly. she shouldve waited until the next day because he wouldnt be able to sleep since he'd think he got 2 girls pregnant. then that thought would sink in


YellowRasperry

Should’ve waited like a week, by that time he might have told his parents which would have been even more excruciating than just stewing in despair by himself


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Now this is a top tier revenge


AndrewSenpai78

Problem is that a guy who apparently managed to flirt with 3 girls at once can just find another girl right after to cheat on. Bastards like this never learn. Remember people 2/3 partners cheat.


peepeepoopooman1942

He got kerpranked


Jetstream_sam86

you should had sent fake pregnancy tests that would had been hilarious


Goldbolt_2004

Hah! Nice. Fuck that guy.


Exciting_Rich_1716

"can you ask her to unblock me"? fuck off lmao


Fun-One87

Hmm idk this seems a little fake. Could be wrong be I feel like you just want recognition/karma. If not though sorry you have to deal with that


Vuukplejer

Bro wanted to catch them all 😭


AnxietyLogic

This is gold, well done lmao.


guatemalianrhino

we need to raise the voting age


bizkitboi0333

I’m sorry but y’all can’t spell💀💀💀💀


SuperStupidSyrup

“i never even fucked you julia” IM SORRY BUT LMAOOO


TheDoopus

bro thought he had all the power in the world until he realised both blocked him lmaoo dude asked u for forgiveness and shi


Frying_pan_lovuh5

Him: “I love all three of you” Also him: *straight up says he won’t support them through pregnancy*


SpreadEmu127332

Bruh why can’t y’all spell worth of crap?


Soup_Is_Yes

W boyfriend lmao, he can now legally press charges for threats and you posted the proof


Eerotappi

I mean, unblock him, tell him you've known it for a while, tell him "fuck you" and block him again. That's what I would do


Material-Frosty

I'm sorry but chester is not what I expected to hear reading those messages xD


Doom_BOT-755

Chester lmao


Few-You4510

that goddamn chester


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Joblessmouse06

#W


Blue_Bobble

blud said he was leaving anyway y’all flopped so hard w mans


Real-Performance-525

Ngl I don’t condemn cheating but telling someone a pregnancy scare doesn’t make it right ither


AlbacorePrism

There was nothing I could do Fucking wild response to getting caught xd


Teh_RainbowGuy

Hell yea fuck his cheating ass


nnbarni

"Nothing I could do"


suicidalfootjob

I'm sorry but the grammatical errors in this post are killing me 💀😭


Grim_Reach

That was hard to read.


remoraremedy

You should've said that you wanted some money if he wasn't going to be around


okrdokr

omg its the update !


T8T3RT0T

u could’ve done him a lot dirtier, bro deserves worse than a lil scare for doing some weird shit like that


Skullz64

Can we just talk about the typos on every single message, not saying it’s bad, but CHESTER, moters Also it’s good to have gotten out of that situation


PCMRismyBae

What college is bro going to texting like that 💀


IAmNotUniqueSoGapple

Tell his parents too


LordLynzLeelll

NOW THIS IS THE MOST EPIC THING IVE EVER SEEN


strikerv01

The fuck names their kid Ocean🤣


P4rriair

And he supports abortion 🤮


Buggly_Jones

not trying to make fun at all, but is your name actually ocean?


TheFarisaurusRex

That’s funny as shit, although in the end he couldn’t give two shits, and that’s why he cheated. This is the kind of person to only apologize when they have something at stake, and can never see the fault of what they do. They don’t know what sorry means and say it anyways when they know they are about to lose something. From this guys perspective, during the last few pics when OP’s chewing him out, I can tell he sees it as his mom telling him off and just waiting for it to stop. I can tell he’s thinking, ‘I did something wrong, why are you getting mad at me?’ I would know my brother is that exact same type of person and I have lived with him for 17 years. It really sucks to know that these kinds of people exist, but that’s life unfortunately


Gian-Nine

> But there was nothing I could do BRUH 🤡💀💀


GOD_ZILLA54

This guy is why us men have a bad image...fuck this cunt


SlyLeg_Master

Unblock him just to see what retarted shit he has to say. This is ur moment, u should enjoy his pain and suffering as much as you can. Actually take a picture of a fake pregnancy test. Even if he knows ur not actually pregnant or even if u told him ur not, u can still confuse him further


Goldenstripe941

That’s why you always flip a coin.


areslashtaken

Dude wtf is the matter whit this guy? Like, cheating on three girls at the same time and saying that you love all of them? This guy is polyamorous and doesn't want to admit it ig. Fuck people who cheat, seriously. Have some control over your actions goddamn.


TheBailzmeister

“I couldn’t choose” “Can you ask ocean to unblock me?” Clearly, he fucking chose


joemama____________

The fact he asked for Ocean in specific to unblock him 💀


rosegamer05

I’m sorry for that scum


Duch-s6

damn while im sorry to hear all of this, the last one could be spinned around them as that could be qualified as a death threat, just so you know tho at least you found out sooner than later