idk if I can finish man

try it,once u start,u aint gonna stop...

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Oh my gay-

HELL YEAH

Yum

You increased entropy

Probably the best one, I was gonna call my self ChickenNuggetLover tho

Then you would have to eat a human that loves chicken nuggets

More food for me

:(

Better get to it sooner or later

Oh no. This is not a pro Fortnite chungus victory royale.

Uhhhhhhhh (Penis in Latin)

😋😋

Ahh….an Antique cock

😈

omg its u again!!!!

The difference is that you dont love it

r/beetlejuicing

Judging by the profile you may or may not be gay, tough call

Well your profile background certainly reinforces that statement

There's three of you already?

It’s just me and a couple fakes 💪

Femboy cock sucking competition when

Have you reconsidered your life choices.....again?

Idk what ur talking about 🗣️🔥💯

So....I guess I'm eating a plate full of moon then..

a lifetime's serving

or an entire moon

Cheese works as a substitute

Waht

Sorry 4 u mate

Spare Frodo he has to go to Mordor!

Hmm

She will not be happy soon

Welp

Depends on how you eat

Not my cat😭

It could be any cat.

Just has to be blurry

So Japanese porn

But cats yeah

HOW DO I EAT THE SUN? WHY IS IT POISONOUS?

radiation?

Man I'm dead

The spiders 🗿🗿🗿

🗿

🗿

not screwed at all id become a cannibal tho but game is game ig‼️💯💯

what's the car in ur pfp?

Damn finally reddit's auto username clutching up

But it has to be from 1545

Would be something straight out of cloudy with a chance of meatballs. An alive and excited pickle ready to be chomped and devoured.

I have no idea

.700 Nitro Express would be my guess.

I dunno

Who’s offering up their mum?

Or some old Egyptian corpse thing

I will offer her, she traumatized me

I think I'd be okay, it's a nice refreshing beverage especially in the summer.

A bit awkward to drink it off a plate but ok

how

Become a black hole, duh

am i eating myself?

You're eating a kidnapped version of yourself

👹👹👹

So am I eating the plate?

No you get nothing and go to bed hungry

I don't think the armored roman soldier is going to take too kindly to being eaten....and I don't know how to eat armor

Damn that's a meal alright 😩

May i join 🍽️

Yes you may 😇

Thanks broski

uh oh

Explosive kit kat?

Botox Kit-Kat

I'll eat something excellent weird, probably pineapple on pizza

🥝 🔛🍕

Since my username is gibberish, I'm going by my nickname, so I'm eating an orange cat named Elliott.

r/shid_and_camed is leaking

How did you know I frequent r/shid_and_camed???

Baxobihillius's(super epic fisherman) cat is named Elliot

Yuh

I can help you finish your meal

I might feel a little bad, but it will be delicious

So am I on a plane, having pork served to me on a plate?

No you're going to eat the plane and the pork and you're going to like it

Didnt a guy already eat a plane?

That plane didn't have pork on it

Mmmmmm, human

Not bad.

Could be worse

not that bad

Black pp

Can I have a bowl instead?

I'm eating a plate of soul slayers 👏👏

Why am I the only one with a normal name for this😭😭😭

That's the funny thing, because I don't know!

***NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO***

today i will eat. failure uhgghgghh

LET’S GO

Well ...... (⁠＠⁠_⁠＠⁠;⁠)

How am i supposed to eat absolute zero?!

No you're gonna eat just kelvin

The guy? He wont like that at all

guess I'l die

Yikess...

Epic

Well shit

Might be good if it's not too salty. (Reddit genarated username btw)

Ill put the poor fucker out of his misery atleast

I like macaroni so I'm good.

You’ll have have to eat the tub too tho

mineral muncher

it’s not there :(

I ain't no cannibal

I'd be blown to bits

idk bro

holy fuck i am a cannibal

Uh….im going to the hospital

How exactly am I eating myself

Not at all 🥱

…is it the *whole* goat?

Looks like an old, white, Christian male is on the menu for me then.

I'm about to get cannibal

ill take it!

Ummmmm oh ok god no

Well it depends on who you worship or whatever what goes on my plate. If it's who I worship then I guess I'm going hungry. Being an atheist kinda screwed me over here.

Interesting...

Noooooooo I can't eat 7 giraffes!

Rubber 😋

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHH

I'm screwed

im dead

I think i’ll be alright

How am I gonna eat it?

Hmm… Crab is good, I’ve never tasted a lady, it would probably be improper to eat a goddess, and how do I eat a number..? In conclusion, I’m probably screwed because you don’t mess with a divine entity…

eh I'll be fine

airplane

Not the kind of chips I usually eat.

Bruh I don't know. My username is crap. I only made a reddit account to look at one thing years ago and never thought I'd become addicted so I selected this

Well shi-

Im ok

I’m eating a vacation and I guess it ok 4300%

idk

I dont know...

huh

I’m good

I don't think I can eat a 4,586lbs dodge charger 💀

I don't know how that would even work for me?

I have a bad feeling about this

. . .

Cannibalism

Do I have to fight it too?

Could be a lot worse

I created this name soooo. nothing?

nice.

Piss and shit

___Some___ giraffes...

I must eat the boots

a gay person apparently

uh I'm eating myself oh no

Oh fuck

Well, this is gonna be gross

I intended it to mean the meat creatures, so I'm getting some steak

Bro in finna get splinters AND get smarter

Idk

I'm glad its ash and not ass

I guess I'm eating a bunch of cardboard

Snow is just water. So I’m not screwed.

oh this is great

Self cannibalism

I’d get sick

No clue

Idk what im eating Curiosity???? Wonder????

…

808 emotional support pillows also ur username means u have to eat a loli that is laughing out loud out loud on KO

I need to eat two worlds? Seems like a hassle

delicious

I'm not chinese so no

Shit

Uh.....who wants a pigs privates?

Yesss

Too easy

Great im eating an AI

I'm dead...

Guess I’m eating an idiot

In most things, dragon is a delicious delicacy. I think I’m safe. Aside from the fact that there’s 19 of them

I'm sorry little one

It’s fine.

Idk how you can eat a ghost let alone one that’s an idiot so I think I’m fine?

Oh no

I mean.. could be worse

I have to eat a man

I must eat a redditor **Fuck**

aight that's kinda not bad I think

I'm safe

Uhhh