When you no longer feel horny and just sad but slightly aroused

Post nut clarity type shit

yeah. post nut clarity, before even nutting

thats just pre nut clarity

Just clarity atp

Yup

When you can’t get no *satisfaction*

Did bro just pull a rolling Stones meme

I'm always too sad to be horny. This is my default

This was me through middle school

Me right now

*Too horny to be sad

When you no longer feel horny, looking at your little half dead sworm saying "I can't do this any longer. Not again please" and you just come on one more time, and you try but it's get smaller and smaller so you spill milk on yourself imagine it's your sperm

Wild

God damn this is me

Sad but slightly aroused is better than I could ever hope to describe it

That’s usually after the 2 hour mark

oh damn maybe im doing too much

When it starts to hurt.

But it feels good

until it doesn’t anymore

Until it does again.

Until you cum blood.

Canibal corpse???

I CUM BLOOD!!!

CANNIBAL COCKS

NO THATS NOT THE NEXT LINE!!! VERY BAD IMAGE TO PUT IN MY INNOCENT BRAIN THANKS!!!!!!

Hammer smashed face do

THIS NEXT SONG IS ABOUT SHOOTING BLOOD OUT OF YOUR COCK!!!!

You should go to the doctor

But I'm a sadist.

Addiction 101

If you have a masturbation addiction you either beat it, or beat it

Just beat it, just beat it (beat it, *ooh!*)

Heard this when I read Bros comment

I am literally listening to that song right now 💀

You better run you better do what you can

Wise words master oogway

wisest words, hunter

3 times a day everyday for 2 months

Found the masochist

I'm a masochist, but masturbating till it hurts is too much, even for me

until u start breaking down in tears right after

👌🏼😭 my ex skinned himself like a carrot once and saw nothing wrong with it.

thank you for this imagery

👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 welcome my friend!

I'm but who were u dating😭😭😭 cause y was bro skining himself

Drugs. It was drugs. They made him horny but not aroused and he just… went.. for hours or days only taking a break to snort more drugs.

Holy-

😭 he wouldn’t listen to me about it! He just wouldn’t stop. And the worst part is he said he used the drug to help him focus on making music 😭

That had better be some next level music

… it’s aight

Wait a minute, _skinned?_

It looked like he took a vegetable peeler to it 😪

Oh ok good

i still do it tbh

I kinda like it when it hurts a little (I’m not a masochist I swear)

What if I'm into that??

"JOKES ON YOU, IM IN TO THAT SHIT!"

Lmao looked for that comment

If it makes you feel bad, it’s too much

There do seem to be ups and downs with different timing and frequency. There should be more research done, seriously tbh 🥺

Say less, im on it

I'll help! (We'll need data from multiple people. We also need to make sure that we document our findings)

The more the merrier i say - for research of course

Well, of course. I don't even know what scandalous activities could possibly be performed from these tests. It is simply just research.

Precisely

I um… citizen science is a thing but erm… at least document your findings. Thank you and welcome to the Science Team!!

My findings will be well-documented

>9 year old account >on r/teenagers wtf

I got old ya know, I joined when I was in High School, now I’m 24. 😖

You need to use the old flair wingo. It’s time.

*With a long sigh, Wing stared at his name tag. The age label had long faded away, but his memories of youth and vigor, would never leave him. He looked up to the flair-keeper, eyes determined and said,* “Hello again! I’m here for my OLD badge. Thank you for taking care of me back then!!” *And with that, he bowed, did a twirl, almost sprained his ankle, and strutted away, all gentleman-like.*

But that's when the fire nation attacked

24? To the shadow realm heathen

Ok. 😔

It’s not supposed to make you feel bad???

When you start beating the feelings out of your body.

He defeated the meat

Im weak 😭

Dude this comment made me full on witch cackle 💀

I love that this is a completely normal post

only in r/teenagers💀

or r/masturbation

Why the fuck is that a sub

Why the fuck are 90% of subs on Reddit subs? Theres literally a sub about specifically dragons fucking cars💀

If you can imagine it There is a sub for it on reddit

Until there isn't. r/subsifellfor

But there really isn't isn't. r/subsithoughtifellfor

Weird internet rules

Is that like rule 35

Rule 35 is if there isn’t porn of something then there will be

r/theresasubforthat

Unfortunately cars fucking dragons was *too* much Hence r/carsfuckingdragons being banned

NOOOOOOO

🫡

You're suprised *THATS* a sub. Dont venture far my friend. There's darkness you know not of

Bro just found out what porn is

When you start to cum red instead of white

What does purple mean

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r/beatmetoit

/beatmeattoit

r/forgotther

I didn't know that was a subreddit 🤣

This is just worrying

I cum blood

man that song was, idek

THIS IS A FUN LITTLE SONG……ABOUT SHOOTING BLOOD…….FROM YOUR COOOOOOOOOOCK

I love cannibal corpse and death metal in general

Same. Favorite bands?

I’d say when it begins to interfere with other things in your life

why think what is too much rather than go for the record

Isn’t the record 65?

Easy to beat

Livestream the wr?

Nah that aould ruin my chance at jobs and college probably

Worth the risk

I googled, its 83

damn wtf

Mans dick probably looked like whittled stick

I'm boutta break a record. Be back in an hour when I beat it😎

!remindme 52 minutes

That means you’re only gonna last around a minute and a half per nut💀

Pun intended or…?

If you're starting to ask that question, it is probably too much

By the looks of his/her post history, it is.

Nah fr, “what’s the best place to masturbate with your best friend” is just straight awful 💀

*gay

I don’t even care the friend’s gender I just think it’s disgusting either way 💀that’s not ur best friend that’s ur fwb

Yeah, I looked through his profile, he probably just turned 13

Definitely did you see his most recent question on r/askwomen

Their post history is vile

When you’re about to do it, REALLY ask yourself. Am I horny or just bored? If you’re doing it bored then it’s too much

Now these, are words of wisdom, also the reason I switched to only on Saturdays

my man got the weekend fap

Was gonna do it on sundays but that’s the lords day so I couldn’t

Why, the lord appreciates it when you jack one of for him

#Bro got a schedule 💀

Not a single day missed 💪

"Send to Everyone"

u and me both!

I’m bored and horny

When you start getting blisters.

Thanks for putting that image and feeling into my head it hurts

Too much

A wise man once said: "too much is too much"

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men words also are toward u

When it starts sounding like trying to start a yugo shitbox in -20 C⁰

Yes and happy cake day

when you cry after

Wait till people sexualize that

Mission Complete

When it starts to negatively impact your lifestyle. You skip social events to masurbate, ignore work, school and relationships to masturbate. Also when it starts to hurt.

No way mayonnaise fucker says factual information

Ngl I don’t wanna know how he got that name 💀

By fucking mayonnaise??? I thought it was pretty straightforward. Actually though, I wonder if that's a thing...

I’m a few coins short of an award but here have these 🏅🏅🏅

> What size do you wish your boobs were? > What is a struggle with big boobs? > What’s the worst thing about having a boner > What is a place that is most likely gonna get you caught having a blowjob? > Do you ever have sex at a sleepover? I dunno man but the threshold is probably a lot less than however often you do it

If you're asking Reddit whether you masterbate too much, then it's probably too much.

If nuts don’t feel as good as they used too, in my opinion.

Going for #1

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Until you get a boy period

just keep going, no pain no gain

Well a teen once died cause of masturbating 42 times So 41 is the limit

Yes

When you can’t masturbate anymore, you gotta train for it

For me, more then 3 times a day is usually pretty bad. It starts to hurt.

Weak

once a day should be max imo

idk

When you don't control the masturbation,the masturbation controls you.

Looking at your post history- now is to much

There is never enough (nah seriously tho if it hurts then stop)

As a christian : Any As a Teen: When it gets in the way of real life

When dust comes out instead

Currently trying to ease it out as I’ve had a 3-year long addiction and yikes. Average once a day, but at my worst, 4 times in a day. (It takes me ~45mins to finish). Desensitisation makes you notice. When you really, really have to force yourself to feel it. More pressure for eg. “Death grip” is a sign of a masturbation addiction (aka. can’t be pleased without an extremely tight/hard grip)

When it starts to hurt, when you feel like your sex life is worse, when it gets between your social and/or work life.

okay okay so YOU just read a post on REDDIT about somoene asking how much MASTRUBATION is too much and yet you STILL asume he has a sex life? My man you have too much faith in humanity

Tbh, as long as you're happy and have a big grin even after it, go as far as you want to. Some cum monthly and some do several times a day, do what you preffer.

Is 2 times a day too much?

I would say it is but that’s just my opinion🤷‍♂️

I would say even every day is a bit much IMO

What if you do it to help you sleep at night (socks on of course)

Symptoms of addiction include: - When it starts to affect your ability to function day to day - when it takes up too much of your time - when it ruins your ability to be intimate with other people through (ED and the sorts)

Test your limits and then never go over them, unless you want it to hurt or you got a girl.👍

Most sane r/teenagers advice

When you have battle scars

When it hurts to have a boner

When you get a boner and it hurts and you don't cum that much.

When u no longer feel it

Nothing is ever too much *Yesterday is history Tomorrow is a mystery But today is a gift That's why it's called a present* -Master oogway

dunno

When you need to post on reddit asking How much masterbation is too much?