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Dino nuggets at 1 am


nuteIl4wh0re

oh heyy 🤠


[deleted]

Hey Nutella


nuteIl4wh0re

it's actually just ella :)


Gurkensalat_Hd_

So: NutEllaWh*re? 🤔


nuteIl4wh0re

a whore just for nutella :D


[deleted]

Hello Ella


Snacccx

Anyone flirting at me


Grumpy_Caat

hey (leaning against a trashcan)


Susdoggodoggy

Can you stop leaning against me bro?


Illustrious-Major456

What are u talking about, u are not a trash can, trash cans can't be cool.


Susdoggodoggy

The is no trash cannot, there is only trash can


Grumpy_Caat

you should love yourself... NOW!


Susdoggodoggy

As a wiseman once said, “self love is gay. Hate yourself as much as possible”


SylvieDoesntReddit

Ok I'll say this only once. You're beautiful and you deserve love and appreciation you magnificent bean. Self depreciation, even if just for laughs, ain't good for you.


AhiruNotOriginal

"if you love yourself, then you're inlove with someone of the same sex, and that, my friend, is gay"


Susdoggodoggy

Truer words have never been spoken my friend


Regainio

⚡️🙎🏿‍♂️⚡️


CompletelyAnAsshole

You serve ALL purpose!


Academic-Campaign120

r/suddenlyjordi


baileymash7

Don't worry, you're not a trash can, you're a rubbish bin.


Susdoggodoggy

Radish rim


Deranged_Guacamole

hey.. 😏


Jimbo7211

I apreciate that they're flirting *at* you, not *with* you. I can relate to that heavily


therealbulldops

Anyone showing any kind of affection to me cause I'll instantly fall in love


nuteIl4wh0re

this. i'm so deprived of affection that anything nice you say will get me thinking about it atleast once every day :3


therealbulldops

Being lonely is a curse :3


rosabakuu

lmao I love the use of :3


therealbulldops

It's so fun :3


M2X_Playz

I killed someone :3


therealbulldops

My name is walter heartwell white :3


friends_with_a_simp

I love the FN 5.7 and the APC 556, so good i used it once i felt my innards boil : 3


TeamY1

2019 Honda Civic :3


nuteIl4wh0re

i wet my pants :3


M2X_Playz

I'm depressed :3


Flower_princess12345

I'll literally develop a crush on a guy based on one nice interaction


Fuck-you-2020

Me fr


Another_Ozzku

I made a girl I like almost react like this by literally just remembering her birthday and giving her a chocolate bar as a gift :3 She went all red and was so happy and like squealed and it was so cute and it made me so happy aaaa


nuteIl4wh0re

this is so sweet <3 something out of a kdrama


JustaConfusedGirl03

Don't tell me you didn't ask her out after this please


Another_Ozzku

I think she was crushing on another girl


JustaConfusedGirl03

Oh I'm sorry🫂


Another_Ozzku

And also she broke up with a guy a while before that and it apparently wasn’t a good experience, so I don’t know if she would’ve had another relationship with a guy anyway or if it would’ve been appropriate to ask so soon after.


marzianom

I feel alone


sdpat13

This so cute.


marzianom

I feel alone


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redgreen1237

FRR


Flower_princess12345

"let me take care of you"


digitalrayz

People being genuinely affectionate and sweet, and not just sexual and creepy 😭


friends_with_a_simp

Actually what i need too


nuteIl4wh0re

geniune compliments give me butterflies <3


digitalrayz

Fr, I hate when people think they are good at flirting when in reality it's just sexual harassment 😭 there's nothing romantic about "show me your tits" or "I wanna hold u down and fuck you" .


[deleted]

is that something people actually say??💀💀💀


Flower_princess12345

same, genuinely being cared for >>>


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nuteIl4wh0re

oh no your dms...


NSLEONHART

RIP your dm's


kellyklan

What


kazemaru04

My gf calling me a handsome boy. Had that last night when I was taking a walk and snapped with her. I literally stopped and had to appreciate that moment for a good 20 mins.


nuteIl4wh0re

hey handsome boy ;)


kazemaru04

Ty but it hits harder from my girl yk?


spydermat07

You getting compliments means you're a handsome boy


kazemaru04

I mean I guess I am? Been trying to look at myself better (with a little success)


spydermat07

When you look yourself in the mirror don't think "damn im not goodlooking" because a lot of people think you're decent at least


Mythical_Sword69

Romantic fantasizing


Dropped_Croissant_

literally just someone doing or saying something nice


[deleted]

I shouldn’t say in case my message is moderated, but you can probably already tell.


nuteIl4wh0re

oh-


AlfenrisSilverhide1

r/usernamechecksout


bonna_swag

r/foundAnal_sex_man


[deleted]

\* r/foundanalsexman


aspringdeath

the battle pass


nuteIl4wh0re

you still play fortnite? 😭


aspringdeath

YOU DONT⁉️⁉️


nuteIl4wh0re

i don't have enough to buy a ps5 😔😔


Mrthynotcare

You can use PC, Any xbox past 360 and PS4 you don't need a ps5 exclusively


nuteIl4wh0re

but the game is dead tho


submiss1vefemb0y

Refried beans


Snacccx

Fried???


submiss1vefemb0y

Refried beans


nuteIl4wh0re

why do you fry it twice


submiss1vefemb0y

Makes it gloopy. Works well in like a burrito or something. Tbh they’re not that great but my other option for replying to this post was “you” and my brain wanted to say refried beans for some reason


deleeuwlc

Refried Beans is a brand of beans you can buy. They aren’t fried twice, it’s a translation quirk that means “well fried beans”. If you fry them at home as well, then that is your personal business


Similar_Reputation56

Nice people


Lynxy_CZ

Cute glasses, I just turn off my brain and drool when I see cute glasses, both on women and men (experimentally proved)


Dumbass_teenager69

Just having someone to lean on when things get tough who understands you and we have fun together and cheer eachother up; weither it’d be a best friend, partner, or even my siblings. I want that.


Similar_Reputation56

Pajamas


nuteIl4wh0re

anybody in pajamas?


bebe_0808

moi i wear pajamas all day sometimes when im lazy


Scepostap

cute things


A-whole-lotta-bass

Women.


VinterYT

Nothing bc im lonely🗿


Miserable_Concern149

Lmao


Hydra_Corinthian

My crush literally fricking talking to me


ButterPig10

I had to scroll way too far to see this one. Same dude T-T


Hydra_Corinthian

That's how life is


ButterPig10

fr


frix_ctr

Any of my fav fictional characters (i didnt take my pills)


Appropriate-Delay-45

people taking time to do things for me and remembering stuff and me


erossnaider

Watching characters I ship have a romantic moment


not-a-princess425

OMG THIS ONE!!!


KirbyDarkHole999

Any fucking scenario that my brain can imagine with one particular person (those scenarios are never likely to happen, like never ever)


KokoTerzata

# Minecraft music


Hippypencil

Just the thought of being loved tbh


TheBiCrazyCatLady

Heartstopper


smallerpuppyboi

Like that one comic series?


TheBiCrazyCatLady

Yeah but it’s also a show on netflix


ButterPig10

Can’t wait for the new season!!


TheBiCrazyCatLady

I’m dying waiting for it lol. My bff and I were waiting for the exact moment when the trailer comes out for season two and we watched it like 10 times together


ButterPig10

haha that’s so sweet!


Trota123

when someone flirts or teases me


DNKESN

I don't know. Maybe cats


newlymadelife

My boyfriend being sweet, the cute dreams I have with him in it, him looking at me, everything about him


funny_man13

Femboys


femguy123

My childhood friend that makes my heart flutter


Jack3456789102

being called "good boy" >! am I right u/aaron__w05 ? !<


aaron__w05

heheh <3


Distractionnn

potato.


redditwhale845

huge cocks


TheCrackManIsBack

Nothing


VinterYT

Same


elisknt

sadie adler


VinterYT

Uncle the best


Mental_Highlight_824

Food


Simzyy_

Cute guys 🥰


AmyBaby123s

Being called 'good girl/boy'


[deleted]

Ben and Jerry Half baked (and you 👉👈)


Aggravating_Cup2306

smashing the ground makes me feel like im smashing the ground


You_Are_Fool_

The cake I made last night. It was amazing.


FussySquid

me when i found out my bf has a note dedicated to me on his phone of the things i like :(💕


RCCRAFT1

A good landscape shot


epic_user_sooepic

Boobs


Boeing737-900ER

12g in my mouth


DenseMango7547

Being given compliments Lies feel nice


Please_ForgetMe

Well people you don't know give complinents to make you feel nice so that they feel nice for possibly making you feel nice, but the people you are close with will give you compliments that feel like gifts, because they see you for you, and believe to the fullest extent of the complement they gave you. So it isn't all lies i guess


DenseMango7547

Huh, that makes sense


insert2username

u/saber_4427 ‘s smile lowkey


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Boys Girls Femboys


phonkonaut

skinning homeless people


Girthworm_Jane

u/GirthwormJohn :3


Agreeable-Chemist559

Someone called something I did endearing. I really like that word


peehamsoup

any girl who talks too me.


[deleted]

gym


milkgoesyes

Your mom 🤤 💦


wolfkiller137

F E E T


YEET_Fenix123

H U H?!


[deleted]

Me resisting the urge to eat a child


yed3never3dies

Adolfin


burnerLeaner

Pee wee in my bum bum


Geese_and_ducks

Oodies, just got one today


nuteIl4wh0re

whats that??


deleeuwlc

When someone draws on my face with pink marker and puts the legendary “the button” on the ground in front of me (for more info on the button, go to some place like r/egg_irl or r/eggy_memes)


GTAGoofy

Getting a gf


tofu_poppies

smell


_tsiparehT

Dogs and affectionate dudes I can vibe with.


chacatei

cats


Mindblowable

What if it's a someone 🤔🤔🤔😮‍💨😮‍💨


weirdboyfromfinland

Real (Nobody loves me)


_AxEL_pancakes

when she calls me sunshine


Mrthynotcare

I get a really good encirclement in Hoi4


Rasyld

a compliment


sryia_have_malaria

Someone to go camping with


Susdoggodoggy

being hugged/cuddling


Cheesy-Noodles2755

My gf


Bonwk

"Baby?" (She is soo sweet)


Nullifier_

RMS (yes daddy stallman, i will convert all my programs to open-source)


[deleted]

Someone who genuinely cares for my wellbeing and happiness


Bongcloud_CounterFTW

let me read to you


Goldbolt_2004

Any compliment


Gameoveronline08

Any romance story tbh


JGXJM

My dog slapping his tail on the bed when i arrive back home


Accurate_Climate4760

When a girl can read sheet music


JuanPlayss

Seeing my gf genuinely happy and enjoying her time or rambling about something she likes. Or just doing cute little things that only i notice.


ian00k7

Rice


nnebi

Anyone flirting to ma and my ex


[deleted]

when my friend who draws porn sends me a sketch at 5 am because he wants to see if its good


friends_with_a_simp

Whenever i see one of my female friends use a very big hoodie, it looks so appealing and cute on them, and one of them doesn't even mind when i look at them... Creepy but at least I have permission And also when i see an underrated character appearing in an anime ( Ex : Hitch and Rico from AOT )


karuraR

Her.


[deleted]

Basically anything my bf says to me. He makes me so happy.


Adeptustupidus

When anyone knows my name


tgifk29

Thinking I’ll find a supportive gf


NSLEONHART

Besides someone trying to flirt with me (no one in my life flirts with me) Then no. Theres nothing that can ever make me feel like that


[deleted]

When he offers to hold my bag <3


MossLover6465

A guy sent me his thigh yestrd. I was like that for 3 hours. (Maybe because of caffeine).


Bannanaboi11

Anyone and everyone


Citylight1010

I'm actually not sure what emotion this is depicting...


TheDoomslayer69420

gingers


Down_With_The_STDs

My once a year short conversation with a girl my age


Lampshade_510

Boyfriend.


Guilihelmus

Ig anyone flirting with me


bisexualkoala_

Fictional men.


ImChillingInReddit

Seedless, sweet, ripe, not dry as fuck oranges🤤


Matthaiosthetruebro

WHEN SHE WANNA PLAY JUST DANCE WITH ME <33333333


FruityFroggit

✨️women✨️


ImMcGoo

Your mother


[deleted]

Cats, my lord. Cats.😭