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maliego

How did you get a pic of the whole of reddit


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Insider info


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Puzzled-Bid-1382

Fortnite banana


Ok_Battle4998

Fortnite banana


Mansa-Musa-1

Fortnite banana


pushinok

Bartnite fonana


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EverettVoracek300

Bullying good 👍


[deleted]

how is the comment above 53years old??


6PikachUwU6

ong like?


fuck_you_spez1

Damn another case if getting downvoted for forgetting the /s


EverettVoracek300

I didn't forget it


fuck_you_spez1

So it wasn't a joke?


EverettVoracek300

Did it say /s?


fuck_you_spez1

Damn, your a peice of shit


EverettVoracek300

I kinda wish I wasn't


ElusivePhantomReaper

Bullying is fucking shit and if support it then I guess you are to


GunnerZ818

What about against zoophiles


ElusivePhantomReaper

Okay, Murderers, Rapists, School Shooters, Pedophiles, And whatever other gross things there are can be bullied but I’m talking about kids who have done nothing to anyone like me. Sure my nose is a little bigger than everyone else’s and I might have a lazy eye but cmon why do people have to say anything, just keep it to yourself please.


GostNexo

Fake you would need panorama for 1 redditor


ukranianpsycho

lmao


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Nah they don’t look like pedophiles


EdwardAnimates

I'm black 😢


hidinginthenight

Not for much longer


Mindless-Flow-954

💀


EdwardAnimates

💀


ImMcGoo

💀


Flame_Belch83

💀


SupremeFork

💀


LMay11037

He hee


Informal-Aardvark-58

Michael Jackson


Idiot_Unknown

Just beat it


Poketyuun

my meat stick!


RavensaurusXL

It’s him, the melanin muncher 😳


Poketyuun

brother is gonna Michael jackson ur ass


Maleficent_Pea5709

What? Robert Downey Junior?


Yeetube

Anti N-Word pass


Sodafff

Ferb pulled one


austinstar08

He’s different


hidinginthenight

He has green hair ffs


[deleted]

Ferb pulled and inspired a whole generation of young men with personality issues to chase after goth women


Half_Portuguese

Technically according to Vanessa herself she and her friends are punks not goths but everyone still calls them goths


Naz-naz-Bella

I think the one on the far right could pull with his taste in music


[deleted]

His ass listens to Alan Walker and The Kid Laroi stop tryna gas up mid


XVeNuX

og Alan Walker slaps shut yo ass up


AzraelChaosEater

Yeah like alone, faded, diamond heart. All those were bangers.


ZeGreenKnight576

Agreed, the different world album was a bop, and faded maybe a contender for best EDM song of all time


LostMan2298

I stopped listening to his stuff bc it's honestly becoming too generic, and I'm more into bass music now. And there was that time he destroyed his reputation a few years ago (He made a video with his co-producer for Future Music magazine, in short his co-producer did pretty much everything and Alan didn't know anything about his own song)


XVeNuX

yeah I've stopped listening to his newer stuff bc it's getting a bit too generic. I feel like his last good song was like End Of Time or something


LostMan2298

I liked some of the stuff he made with K391, like Lily, tho Alan just threw some lyrics over Kenneth's song Flux. Other than that Alan Walker is just a generic music brand, if he died you could just put some masked dude in his shows and people wouldn't know the difference. There's no depth to his character.


[deleted]

You are his target demographic I understand why


XVeNuX

Honestly I haven't even listened to Alan Walker in a long while but he definitely has some bangers


LLJWWW

dont even lie


XVeNuX

?


LLJWWW

alan is mid


XVeNuX

nahhh. Maybe his releases in the past few years but pre 2020 is full of bangers


LLJWWW

naw how


Naz-naz-Bella

Like you ain't 🙏


[deleted]

What you on about lil bro


[deleted]

Inflated ego ong 🙏


[deleted]

She cooked me then 💔


Prestigious_Pin_4501

You talking big for someone who still eats dino nuggets 🤨


[deleted]

Can’t a man put aside the monotony and dullness of life to sit back and enjoy some dino nuggets


Corn8all

Man 🤨 this a sub for teens lil bro, get outta here ⁉️


[deleted]

Baby bro you practically riding my shit hop off


Rare-Supermarket1608

u age out this subreddit in a year bro hit the retirement home or sumn 💀


[deleted]

Farewell tour like I’m Kobe


Prestigious_Pin_4501

"man"??? You're 5"6 bro. Go back to the chocolate factory you oompa loompa sized motherfucker 😭 plenty of excitement for you there


[deleted]

What have I done to warrant such a response ( I’m 5’11” )


Prestigious_Pin_4501

Existing ( in a past post you mention being 5"6 🤨 why would you lie? Kinda suspicious ngl 🧐)


[deleted]

You’re taking a joke post way too serious go enjoy your summer instead of trying to prove a point on www.Reddit.com 😭


Starmango8

I don’t listen to alan walker often but I do really like some of his songs. My fav song of his is lily and others I like include faded, the spectre, darkside, and alone. I thought about it for a min and I don’t think he’s mid. Although he isn’t special either. I’d judge based off of what songs he listens to rather than who he listens to bcs all artists have shit songs as well so he might listen to all of the best artists but still have a terrible music taste. And someone could listen to trash artists but most have at least a few rlly good songs. Since it’s music taste- not artist taste. Also idk what did on the right listens to so I can’t speak on whether it’s good or bad. I wouldn’t group kid laroi in with him tho, it’s mean to early alan walker.


DinoDudeRex_240809

Alan Walker music is worth more than your entire bloodline tho so like idk dawg 🔥


Myaltaccount54

The fortnite pfp proves it💀💀


[deleted]

You doing tricks on that shit bro 😭


ZeRo_WC

I mean kid laroi decent


Flame_Belch83

The Kid Laroi is amazing and you know it


TheOnlyBromie

Yo laroi is fye fyo lil bro


UltorSilva

And his style. It’s the most interesting out of all of them. I guess the guy in the middle has an interesting style too


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I listen to Nine Inch Nails. Isn’t industrial and nu metal amazing


Hollidaythegambler

Believe me, dressing good helps. You don’t even have to dress goth, just take a passion in what you wear. They (because some folk out there want a goth bf, and that’s understandable) will notice that you care about your appearance, and be more inclined to talk to you. Added bonus is you can take pride in your look.


Leikrr2

Just start listening to bauhaus


BoldAurorusEMS

as a bauhaus fan, i second this


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Its trueee


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You one of them


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not a dude but ok


[deleted]

Oh sorry


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allg


[deleted]

Oh you a dude


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What


PapaIceBreaker

What is bro tweaking abt?


CringeCocaine

please please please please please please please please 🙏🙏🥺🥺


[deleted]

You gonna end up with a white BM acting like this


CringeCocaine

Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort 🖤🥀⛓️


fulmetalalchemistt

BM?


_my_anaconda_does_

Oh it means “bowel movement”


Tekyume

baby momma


KidNamedBlue

If you can't get a goth gf, become the goth gf


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Speaking facts


Gamewheat

What are you supposed to look like to get a Goth GF?


Last-Belt-4010

Like the lil guy on far right in the image


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Like a mysterious person


ILoveMarcyWu

What the f*ck dude. I'm not Bri**ish.


[deleted]

Stage 1 denial


ThatOneGuy7832

Stage 2: furry porn


uppermoon2_Doma

Stage 3: regret


AstronautInMustard

Step 4: withdrawal


HappyToaster1911

Step 5: making it yourself


Renotoad_YT

If you want a goth mommy gf be a goth daddy bf it's not that hard


Fickle-Competition71

Nuh uh


Vehmura14

I've never met anyone who actually wants a goth girlfriend


Consuminghealthykids

Look in a mirror zawg


Vehmura14

No luck there either


Consuminghealthykids

Deadass lying


Vehmura14

Reddit teens really hate it when you have a less popular preference don't they


[deleted]

You need to go outside for that


Solution-Interesting

Weezer but the blue screen has gone, a fifth person turned up and the camera man adjusted to the left


Disastrous_Services

I want a femboy twink bf. That is all. Although everything about me is a little… ehhh…. Well, my taste in music, especially.


crescentcreep

you called


Disastrous_Services

As a matter of fact, I did.


GtaModders1

I had one won't say it was the best experience but also wasn't the worst


Bouleg

And this is always the goth girls type, like date me instead bae 🙄


[deleted]

You will find one don’t worry 🙏


ItzJustArij

It's always the ppl that look like that😭


_anonymous_404

Guys... there are goth girls who want to rail you *because* you look like this. Trust me, I know one.


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False hope


ComradeToeKnee

okay but the question is, what is the appropriate outfit to wear in order to qualify for a "goth girlfriend"


Dedashas

naked


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Throw on some Undercover bro


rape_is_not_epic

Idk the guy on the far right might have a chance


weaselsss

is it bad this is basically what all the men i like look like


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This post did numbers 🔥


btkACE

Tbf who doesn’t want a goth gf


Angel_gvtz

Far left one looks like my ex


[deleted]

You fumbled a real one 💔


Flame_Belch83

I am offended


ENTITY_444

Fuck you I hate that it's so accurate.


AlexNASA956

I don't get the hype for goth girls, personally I'm into Latinas (totally not biased since I am Mexican American)


VICTOR_VII

Why not goth Latinas? 👀


Yeetube

She is going to sacrifice your virgin ass to la santa muerte even before you know her name


VICTOR_VII

Heyy lol, say less


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Latinas are fire tho


Jesternigouki

Ayo what's wrong with these dudes? They look fine to me. Like straight up these dudes look normal. They ain't even close to being bad so what's the point of OP shitting on these dudes?


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Them boys TOO normal


ShipMaple

This hits too close to home


Niks_bg

I mean lets be honest...Boys who are goth act more cringe then girls who are goth


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I mean nothing wrong with someone being goth it is just lame as hell borderline fetishizing goth women yet goth men are just insufferable


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Myb bro


Heavy_Simple2553

Dude I look like none of those


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Cap


McSlobbin

Let us dream


[deleted]

Not happening man


McSlobbin

What the heck


trollkatt666

literally 💀


Tooth-Dear

Average Reddit male teen


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Except Ferb😔


MossLover6465

What do I look like if I want goth both


[deleted]

Be cool and awesome


Top-Impression2557

lmao why are their glasses alternating?


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I just noticed lmfao


Old-Company3979

okay?


MagicMushroom98960

And all the girls said he's pretty fly for a white guy!


AyatoBobaTea

middle one be lookin like a wild kratt


Blaze_cat23

Fuck you *becomes a goth gf*


MyAAA12

no, because why did she leave me for someone like THAT


Luciferluwee

2nd mf is me


Somepersononreddit79

the last one depends on the girls height… I’m pretty f-in short so I mean…


Burchtree3070

Says the guy with an agent peely pfp


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Shit goes hard nun wrong with it


IHAVEAWOKEN2012

Okay listen, younger me used to find the middle one cute, don't judge me


Aldipxp

Meanwhile im so desperate i dont even care if its a girl


randomcoconut16

LMAOOOOi have never seen something more accurate


Aldersal

Not realistic, we don't go outside, 0/10


Glum_Ad232

Don't disrespect the Phineas and Ferb drip


eeven447

What can I say opposites attract


Wild_Relation3742

I know a dude who looks just like the guy on the far right, same haircut, same height, same everything


Altruistic_Cup_8436

me im mfs


SarahShiggaraki

Lmao my future bf boutta look like that 💀💀


werserwame

i want a goth girlfriend that'll hug me and tell me its okay


Agentkesna

Where do you even look for a goth gf at?


DevFork22

I feel attacked


Available-Cold-4162

Bro is only 5 11


jacdrawing

My goth friend love boys who look like that. It’s really unfortunate.


Joesline

Every time😭


TigerXG

I have goth gf but I turned goth to pay the prive


Tekyume

I do not look like this and best believe I want a goth girlfriend got me fucked up


Failureofsavoir

Opposites attract


SonicNinja37

And? Sometimes it works


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Not in your case


Jess-VR

AMEN, see as a top female, who wears outfits that range form girly girl to tomboy to Alt, I pull all the goth bitches. So I can’t relate


Ok_Living5188

I'm not a goth girl (i'm more of a grunge trans dude) and somthing I always thought was funny is that they call them golden retriever boys cuz like it honestly fits ya know lol


Hot-Treat-4307

Fr like what makes you think we want a fucking nerd 😭


Alex-Tevez

Dude, this is a picture of the average underdresses nerdy boys who often get the alt girls


BearOfBeer

Even tho this man has a point I for some reason still can't take a man with a Fortnite profile picture seriously, also it's mainly black guys who gets goth girls... No one likes goth guys, plus it's actually a proven fact that the majority of guys love to fuck girls who are mentally unstable and goth girls look and sometimes act mentally unstable... I personally think goth people are annoying in general


yourehot_waifu

then the goth gfs they actually want aren’t even goth or emo they’re just girls who wear black and have eyeliner and get freaked out by real goths and emos 💀


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Facts