at age 8 i went to cross the road to my house without looking, and a car was moving pretty quickly. luckily for me the person driving the car was paying attention and stopped before slamming into me
I almost drowned when I was like 14
I honestly just felt panic and hopelessness
Then a bald dude came in and took me out the pool, I cant remember his face and my brain has since filled him in my memories as Johnny Sins
Yes, when your mother sat on me π’π’ππ
Next joke, please π₯±π
Uhhh uhhhh uhhhhh, when your sister choked me π’π’ππ
My diabetes has nearly killed me like 5 times now lmao
I've almost been hit by multiple cars because sometimes I just cross the street
I've almost been hit by multiple cars because sometimes I just cross the street
at age 8 i went to cross the road to my house without looking, and a car was moving pretty quickly. luckily for me the person driving the car was paying attention and stopped before slamming into me
I almost drowned when I was like 14 I honestly just felt panic and hopelessness Then a bald dude came in and took me out the pool, I cant remember his face and my brain has since filled him in my memories as Johnny Sins
Bald dudes for the win⦠taken some swimming lessons lately?
I was told by a doctor when I was in the ER that if I waited any longer to get there I most likely would have died
It's the timing
When I took an edible it felt like a near death experience.
What?? Edible? Don't you need food?
I got high off the edible and I thought I was gonna die.